[0011] Start practicing

The Tao Te Ching, Zhuang Zi and Nan Hua Jing all have exquisite covers, and all the spirit of Yi He is concentrated on this. Take a closer look at the cover. It's either English or mathematics, or Chinese. Anyway, it's all different and armed. And now Yihe is actually a little big.

Whether it is the Tao Te Ching, Zhuangzi and the South China Classic, it is not so easy to understand. There are countless wisdoms in it, not to mention classical Chinese?

Originally, such books have translated books, but Yihe doesn't want them. A glance at those translations will destroy his understanding. The charm of classical Chinese lies in the kind of beauty that can only be understood and unspeakable, so when reading classical Chinese, many things rely not on translation, but on one word: enlightenment!

If you want to practice the elixir of Kuntong, these three scriptures are the foundation.

At this time, Yihe already had some experience in his heart. He grasped a little about this foundation, and then, he felt more and more like a paradox, as if there was a fog of mystery in front of him... The elixir formula, based on the three spirits and spirit, pays attention to Xingqi!

The so-called spirit god takes the Tao as its qi, and it's okay. If the spirit is smooth, it will be fine, if it is fine, if it is strong, it will be fine. If the spirit is strong, it will have a long life. It can live in heaven and earth without all diseases. Such a simple but mysterious thing is the essence of the Kuntong internal elixir - the Kuntong internal elixir, which is only for longevity, not for anything else.

Yi He curled his lips and muttered in a low voice, "I thought that the secret of Kuntong's internal elixir was the secret of martial arts, but it turned out to be a health one! But it's not bad. It can make your pulse long and good for your health... Well, I've studied the theoretical foundation for several days, and I'll start practicing tonight!"

It is easy to merge and not a blind person.

Qiu Miaomiao gently threw him a Kuntong internal elixir. The first thing he wanted to see was a true or false, and then he found the theoretical foundation. In the end, he could start practicing.

These actions that are easy to combine can be said to be cautious, such as walking on thin ice. After reading too many Xiuzhen novels, he is naturally extremely cautious about these things, for fear that if he accidentally say it, it will be over. A chalk head drew an elegant parabola and hit it towards Yihe.

Easy to read without reading, gently lift the book in your hand!

"Bang!"

The chalk head was blocked by the book.

Brother Bao and a classmate around him said, "What a god, this is the thirteenth chalk head, but it didn't hit again. This is how martial arts masters are cultivated. No matter how powerful the hidden weapon is, it can't stop my sister-in-law's book. Look at the six roads, listen to the eight directions, awesome..."

Yi He continued to read his scriptures as if he had nothing to do... About two or three minutes passed, the bell rang. Then Yi He was still reading. The English teacher came to Yi He, and there was no expression on a coffin face: "Yi He, come to the office with me!"

Yi He put his three scriptures in the cupboard and then followed English to the office. He didn't feel how shameful the matter was. The old English woman with a coffin face sat behind her desk and began to bombard Yihe:

"Yihe, you should know that in the 21st century, you can't speak mathematics or physics, but you can't speak English. Nowadays, so many foreigners come to China to search for gold. You can't speak a foreign language. How can you find a job in the future? You should know that English is a hard indicator in those large enterprises!"

"You are muddle-headed now, reading idle books in English class, what should you do in the future? Don't blame me for saying that you should think about the future and your parents. Even if you don't think about them, have you ever thought about yourself? Do you want to be like those migrant workers outside?

"There are only a few money in a month. What do you want? How easy is it to make money in the office? Do you think that's the truth? Don't look anywhere else. Look at me and ask you!"

“......”

Yi He actually wants to tell the English teacher one thing, that is, he really can't stand the coffin face, and as for the rest, he really doesn't mean anything else. By the way, he really doesn't dare to face this teacher - anyone who meets such a person in charge can only feel helpless!

There are some lovely people who are daunting——

This English teacher only started teaching their class this semester, and it is also the third year of high school that he changed a real teacher. Those teachers in the first year of high school and the second year of high school were simply scum. Although I don't agree with the teacher's point of view, Yi He showed his respect!

There are not many such teachers.

Have you seen how many stupid teachers chase poor students every day?

It's only ten days since the start of school, and the English class is almost 20. Yihe found that this teacher is different from others. She persistently "don't abandon, don't give up", just like Xu Sanduo in the soldier's assault. She doesn't give up any poor student, even if the student's English is only... 20 points!

When it comes to this, Yihe is a shame, because the creator of 20 points is his own. Even if the multiple-choice question shakes the color, his grades are very outstanding. Because he scored 45 points, he scored 20 points. Yihe still feels a little guilty!

"Teacher..."

The English teacher asked, "What, have you figured it out?"

Yi He scratched his head and said, "Teacher, I was born to see that kind of alphabetic words. I have a headache when I see English. If not, please teach me spoken English. I learned spoken English. Although the words may be wrong, as long as I work hard, the spelling rules can be learned..."

The English teacher was dumbfounded, "Yi He, I won't take your oral English exam in the college entrance examination!"

Yi He said, "It doesn't matter, teacher. I have thought about it. Oral English is at least more practical. Even if I really go abroad in the future, I won't be blind. Learning spoken English, listening tests, multiple choice questions, and reading comprehension will not be a problem, and the final composition, that is, a little score, just give up!"

The English teacher nodded.

What Yihe said is also reasonable. After a person's spoken English is good, he will know what to choose as soon as he reads the multiple-choice questions, and his reading comprehension is even more playful. The real test is composition. However, the English teacher also understands one thing, that is, oral English is well learned, and writing words is the same as playing...

"Learn spoken English, mine is not very standard. You can find Mike after class!"

Mike, a black man from the United States, has big thick lips. Now, Mike is a foreign teacher in their school, with a salary of tens of thousands. Although Yi He despises this black charcoal head and can't get along with it in his country. He came to China to search for gold, it must be right to learn English with him!

After being taught by the English teacher, Yi He was released. Yihe, who came out of the office, has a sense of being a second person! When he was about to return to the classroom, the class bell rang... The classmates began to stand in line and run towards the playground.

This class is a physical education class, and school should be over.

On the playground, all the students stood upright, and the short physical education teacher wore sportswear and said, "Take a break. Let's practice 3,000 meters of running today, and we won't say that we will fail. Running down is to complete the task..." As the team walked on the track, the physical education teacher waved his hand and everyone ran away.

Easy to run out at a 100-meter sprint. The runway is 400 meters in a circle. After two laps, Yihe has surpassed others by one and a half. Yihe's face was not red, his breathless, his feet were windy, and his ears were whining endless. When he came down the third circle, Yi He surpassed again!

Three kilometers......

After Yihe sprinted eight kilometers, the physical education teacher was dumbfounded, while the other students just felt surprised. They don't know what the three kilometers of Yihe means - the speed of Yihe is too fast, and they can imagine how amazing the explosive power and endurance of Yihe are!

What's more amazing is that it is easy to break the record.

He is almost invincible on the 3,000-meter track. The reason why this physical education teacher is a physical education teacher must know more about these aspects. If this kind of good seedling can be absorbed into the school sports team, his future is absolutely unlimited...

"Is this student interested in joining the school sports team?"

The physical education teacher lit up his biceps and greeted him with a smile that he thought was very friendly. Unexpectedly, Yi Hehe had no idea of these aspects at all. He shook his head and thighs. Yihe said, "This? I'm not interested!"

It's easy to exchange your own pain for those cheap honors!

After the physical education teacher saw Yi He's muscles wrapped in steel bars, he felt a sense of inferiority and said nothing. Yi He missed the physical education teacher and went straight to the basketball court... "Mike! Mike!" Yi He waved to the black charcoal head and asked the black charcoal head to come over.

Mike rolled up his tongue and said in awkward Mandarin, "Oh, what's the matter with this classmate?"

"Mike, how about we make a deal?"

"What transaction?"

Yi He said, "You call me English, and I call you kongfu!" Chinese-kongfu! How about it?"

Mike volleyed a set of combined punches and asked with surprise, "Chinese kung fu? I like it. Well, let's make a deal. I'll teach you English and you teach me Chinese kung fu!" After doing a classic action of Bruce Lee, the black charcoal head was very excited, and Yi He's heart was happy.

Kung fu? He doesn't know himself. Who will he go to?

However, the Kuntong Neidan formula is a bargain, and it is not the kind that can't be passed on. I just don't know if I can translate the meaning to Mike in detail after I learn spoken English - and this is actually the best way to test a person's English skills.

Obviously, Yihe regarded Mike as his own experiment... If someone asks, what is the best and fastest way to learn English. Then there is only one answer, say! After there is a need, your English will be good. Things are so simple that you don't need written English!

What else is basketball? Mike is now passionate about Chinese kung fu, so he sneaked back to the dormitory with Yi He, and Yi He wrote down the heart formula of Kuntong Nei Dan. Mike looked at it for a long time and said, "Dantian, this Dantian is the navel, right?"

"Oh, no, Mike!"

Yihe thought about the wording and said, "Dantian is actually the name of the three-dimensional coordinate point of a human body. It is three inches below the navel, that is, ten centimeters. Oh, yes, the first step is to find it right. Then we look for the other two coordinates. How much is inside? This is an inch and a half, that is, four or five centimeters... Here, it is Dantian. You can also name it A coordinate point, which is very casual..."

Mike shouted, "Oh! Those translations are really shit. I just know what Dantian means now!"

Yi He said very treacherously: "In fact, people's acupuncture points are such three-dimensional coordinates one after another. Their locations are fixed, just like a gas station on the side of the highway... Well, Mike, when you teach me English and I'll teach you these, isn't that a piece of cake? ?"

Mike said, "Yes, yes, yes, you can come to me at any time in the future. I absolutely welcome you!"

In this way, a simple Chinese kung fu captured Mike. You don't even have to spend any study fees, and Mike will treat you. This kind of good thing is really refreshing. Yi Hechunfeng proudly gave Mike a few English words back and forth. It turns out that learning English can also be so easy.

Late night, the moonlight was like water. Yixi sat cross-legged on the stone of the townhouse in the yard and began to breathe and swallow according to the method said in the Kuntong inner elixir... More than an hour passed in a blink of an eye. Yihe had nothing but the feeling of nothing but the feeling of pretending, like a fake. .

get up and go back to bed.

In a blink of an eye, it was another weekend. When he got up early on Saturday, he received a phone call. The caller turned out to be revengeful. Qiu Miaomiao asked on the phone, "How is the cultivation of Kuntong's elixir?" Yi He answered truthfully, and Qiu Miaomiao said in surprise, "I didn't expect you to get started so quickly!"

Yi He said, "I thought I was asleep, but my consciousness was very clear. It seemed that after waking up for a moment, many things could not be remembered, but at that moment, I clearly knew everything. That feeling was too strange. Sister Miao, are you sure I'm really not gone crazy?"

Qiu Miaomiao said, "Kong's elixir is authentic. The source is from Kunlun, and you will never go crazy. There will be no problem if you practice according to the elixir. How about it? Let's have tea!"

"Oh!"

Drinking tea is just an excuse. Yihe knows that Qiu Miaomiao is to ask him to have something to say. Since receiving that inexplicable brick, Yi He found that his life was really different. Don't mention your own changes, there are two names in the wife column in the mobile phone, one is Su Xiaoru and the other is hatred.

Get up early and moved his body and finished the homework arranged by Su Xiaoru. Yi He ran to the teahouse Miao teahouse. Qiu Miao still wore a decent red-bottomed cheongsam and looked noble and elegant. Yi He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Sister Miao Miao, are you looking for me?"

Qiu Miaomiao said, "Sit down and have tea. Let's talk slowly!"

Qiu Miaomiao is to serve tea for him. The tea is fragrant, and Yihe is a change of mind. Is it true that the monster is so united? It seems too interesting to advance and bring back. Shaking his head, Yi He smiled and said, "Sister Miaomiao, if there is anything good, just say it. It's very... Well--"

"What?"

"It's like a group of kittens sticking out their paws and scratching people's hearts..."

"Oh."

The Qiu Miao's movements are not slow, elegant and generous. After a few glances, he said slowly, "We have a party for demons in the same city. Everyone happens to get together. I'll take you to see it. At least say hello. In the future, we will be our own..."

Yi He asked, "Didn't the novel say that demons are all internal fighting?"

Qiu Miaomiao smiled and shook his head and said, "Now, the strongest force in the world is the righteous sect. They have been fighting infighting, so we monsters can survive. Xiaoyi, you should know that unity is strength. We are already weak. If we still fight like this, there will be no monsters in the world!"

Yi He nodded, and he was deeply convinced of this statement.

The slender eyelashes trembled gently. Qiu Miaoyu picked up the teacup, took a sip, and continued: "However, our secular operation over the years is also staggered, and those old people have no choice but to bow to us because of the problems of power and money. I became a bodyguard..."

Yihe almost spit out a mouthful of tea... Isn't this too speechless? Does the Taoist priest work as a bodyguard for the monster? Yihe's heart is pounding. It seems that it is quite promising to be a monster. Hire a Taoist bodyguard and let you fight inside. Let's have a good time!

"A Taoist priest is a bodyguard?"

"They have no capital to resist. If they are not our bodyguards, their mountain gate will be gone. It is likely that today is the Yuxu Palace, and tomorrow it will become a tourist attraction of the Yuxu Palace, full of noise and garbage everywhere. This is the beauty of power. They live in seclusion in the mountains. They have the inheritance of teachers, and they can't afford to play!"

Yi He sighed in his heart that demons and monsters are not terrible, but they are afraid of the modernization of goblins... These monsters have kept up with the pace of the times and know how to use secular rights, so those practitioners in the deep mountains and forests are lagging behind. If you lag behind, you will be beaten. Although the gate faction still has an absolute advantage, what about those small sects?

Being a monster is really promising!

Yi He understands it now. He said, "Sister, when will that party start?"

Qiu Miaomiao said, "Don't worry, I'll take you to buy some decent clothes first. As a monster, why don't you be laughed at by your peers? We are all shameful people. We can't humiliate our monsters, can we? Let's go, go to the mall with me..." Qiu Miaomiao got up and took Yi He through the back door.