[0013]Golf, the beginning of people

Alang's eyes were as bright as the starry sky. He stretched out his hand and gently held it together with Yihe's hand. Then, Qiu Miaomiao asked, "Alang, how is this little brother?" A Lang said, "It's full of pride and wildness. There is something on my body that makes people breathless, but my current strength is a little worse..."

Qiu Miaomiao said, "The blood from ancient times is naturally extraordinary. Those little guys just didn't dare to come and say hello to me... Xiaoyi, you should learn to restrain your breath! Although those mortals who are slow to respond and feel dull regard you as ordinary people, in fact, you are no longer ordinary!"

Yi He said, "How to restrain your breath?"

Creation? For this strange vocabulary and system, Yihe is a complete rookie! How to restrain his breath is even more unreachable for him - after all, he doesn't even understand what anger is and how to practice such a simple thing.

Qiu Miaomiao patted her forehead and said, "Oh, My-GOD! How did I forget this? You have just begun to practice, and you don't know a lot of system things, and you are still a lucky human boy, a lucky boy who got the blood of ancient fierce beasts..."

Yi He giggled and said, "Sister, do you know all about it?"

"Is it difficult to know this? Ha ha, don't worry, Xiaoyi, since you have inherited the blood of the ancient fierce beast, you are one of the demons. If the right people find you, they will purify your bloodline. If the evil people find you, they will suck your blood dry, and only we can protect your peace!"

Gently patted Yihe's shoulder, Qiu Miaomiao squeezed her lips, and listened to Qiu Miaomiao's statement. Yihe naturally believed... If you don't believe in your own Miao sister, can you believe in those ethereal immortals that you have never seen?

And Qiu Miaomiao is very good to him.

Yi He said, "It won't be so miserable, will it? Sister, are you kidding? Besides, my current strength is almost an ordinary person, and practitioners will not do anything to ordinary people, right?

"Are you an ordinary person?"

It is undeniable that Yihe seems to be very popular with women now. Qiu Miaomiao's finger touched his forehead and continued to say, "Today, I'll bring you here, just to get to know everyone and let you see the world. From now on, come to me every weekend to guide you in your practice.

Yi He said depressedly, "Sister, is that my weekend off?"

It's not that Yihe can't bear to give up the weekend. If he can really spend the weekend with beautiful women, it's simply a must-seeking thing. However, he still has a little sister Ru now. He can't neglect Su Xiaoru because of his hatred. In that case, it's not worth the loss.

Alang clicked and patted Yihe and said, "I said, little brother, a good opportunity should be cherished. If Sister Miao opens a small stove for me, I will be happy to death, but you boy!" A Lang shook his head, but after all, he didn't say such words as Yihe didn't know how to praise.

The demon is a whole.

In order to survive in the world, they have already built a solid and powerful social structure. They are stable and united. They never create conflicts between individuals. There are strict rules of communication between them. Any demon who violates this rule is the enemy of all demons!

Qiu Miaomiao also smiled and seemed to have understood what Yi He thought and said, "Well, I won't force you. Come when you want to come. Anyway, the teahouse is there and you can't run away."

Yi He said gratefully, "Thank you, sister."

"Well, everyone is almost here. What's our party this time?" Qiu Miaomiao seems to have a good position here. Alang and other monsters said, "This is, of course, we are playing golf. We don't use spells, we don't need magic power, just compare ball skills, how about that?"

Qiu Miao said, "Golf? You are dead!"

Alang turned his head and asked Yihe, "Xiaoyi, how are you?"

Yi He learned the wonderful tone of hatred, spread his hands and waved helplessly and said, "Golf? I won't do this, I will definitely die!"

Alang said, "No one is born to play golf. If you study on the court, you will know it, right? And golf is also a young sport, which led me into the world of golf. Sister Miao is a great contribution..." With a sigh, everyone went to the locker room to change clothes!

Yi He didn't need to change his clothes. It was very convenient, and Qiu Miaomiao didn't have to change his clothes. The two directly chose the club and took the lead in driving the battery car to flash people.

Sitting on the bumpy battery car, Yi He said, "Sister, I really can't play golf!"

Qiu Miaomiao said, "I know you won't. A Lang and others didn't know it before, but don't they all learn it now? Believe in yourself, you can do it. Wearing such a handsome dress today, why do you have to swing handsomely and hit the ball into the hole, don't you think? As for the rules, don't worry about it..."

Qiu Miaomiao introduced their playing method, which can be said to have ignored the rules of golf. One is less than anyone, one is faster than anyone, and the other is faster than anyone else... Anyway, according to Qiu Miaomiao, their play is full of tricks.

This is also the way to play, which is easy to listen to.

Playing is for happiness, while many people ignore the purpose of making themselves happy in order to pursue the so-called taste. Just like basketball, there are fancy basketball, formal games, and street basketball. The way of playing is different, but each way of playing has its own shining point.

Radish and cabbage have their own love, and they love such a unique way of playing!

Stop the car in the service area, take down the things in the car, put the ball, and say, "Come on, Xiaoyi, swing first. I've seen people play ball on TV before, right? Just like them, raise the club, then draw a round arc, and use your waist to exert force... fiercely--

Yihe raised the club and took a deep breath.

The muscles of the waist suddenly exerted strength, and then drove the arm, like a lever full of energy. It suddenly burst out amazing power and waved its first virgin club... Like many people's first time, the club wiped the scalp of the golf ball out.

Qiu Miaomiao patted his forehead again, "Oh, My-GOD!"

Yi He also smiled with embarrassment. Although it is normal to serve for the first time, the empty club has a very shameful feeling. And Yi He seemed to feel the difference between hatred. Today, he listened to "Oh, My-GOD!" many times. It seemed that the noble and elegant woman in peace days was different!

Qiu Miaomiao gave a demonstration to Yihe... "Xiao Yi, play ball, you must concentrate, and then let your spirit be released in the moment of swing. There can only be one golf in your spiritual world, which is in front of you. You have to think about hitting this damn thing to the ends of the earth, then shout and go out.

Yi He said, "I think I know why rich people like to play golf!"

"Oh, why?"

He carried the club on his shoulder, took a long breath and laughed, "Because rich people are under great pressure and pressure, they have a lot of troubles. If they have more troubles, they have to be dismissed. The best way to play golf is to treat this ball as an annoyance, a bastard, and anything that makes him unhappy. Then hit it with a shot, it must be refreshing. Of course, and finally send it to hell!"

The hatred said, "Poor mouth! Come on, practice with me!"

Here, Yihe learns golf from Qiu Miaomiao, and also points some other things to Yihe from time to time. This includes a lot of things such as philosophy of life. It can be said that I learned more about golf than in school. With dozens of non-stop swings, Yihe has been able to hit the ball out.

Yi He kept serving and kept replaying what Qiu Miaomiao had just taught him in his mind - a few words, but money can't buy them. Those are purely feelings after seeing through the vicissitudes of life.

The process of playing golf is actually an orderly life plan. First of all, you need to find the hole in the target and calculate how many shots you need to hit the ball. Each time you exert force, you need to have an expected amount in advance, and then you need to accumulate strength, and finally suddenly exert strength!

"Bum--"

The ball was raised high, throwing a white parabola from afar, then rolled a few times on the grass and stopped. Qiu Miaomiao sat on the co-pilot of the ball cart and asked Yi He to drive up. Qiu Miaomiao said, "You can drive this battery car first and feel it. Such a big venue, just run casually!"

Yi He was a little worried and asked, "What should I do if I break it?"

Qiu Miaomiao said, "Don't worry and drive your car boldly. This is a private club. You don't have to pay for it if the car is broken! Drive away. This steering wheel is the same as a civilian car. If you get familiar with it and understand the traffic laws and regulations, you can buy your own car!" In the eyes of hatred, this is really not a complicated thing.

Easy to look around, the green grass is wide, let's talk about it, anyway, you can't hit people! I started the battery car, went on the road under Qiu Miaomiao's guidance, and ran in a straight line for a few turns. After turning a few turns, the nervous heartbeat began to calm down. I felt that this thing was not too difficult!

Qiu Miaomiao asked, "How about it?"

Yi He said, "It feels good. It's not too difficult, but I don't want to be a road killer!"

Qiu Miao shook his hair and smiled, "Well, it's good not to be a road killer. When I officially teach you how to drive, you will run away! I ran away! The ball is in the north, drive over..." Yi He was speechless and talked. As a result, he was getting farther and farther away from his ball. It seemed that Zhou Botong would not fight left and right. It was very dangerous to learn to drive.

The battery car stopped in front of the ball, and Qiu Miaomiao continued to teach Yihe how to play... In this way, the ball stopped 45 centimeters away from the hole. Yihe felt very ashamed to squat on the ground and draw circles... Just now, it was only five meters away from the hole, but it turned out to be one shot...

Life is so tragic.

Qiu Miaomiao said, "Don't be disappointed. The first time you play, it's just a little far from the hole. It's already very good. Xiaoyi, get up and know why I took you to play golf?

Yi He shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Gently leaned against the side of the car, Qiu Miaomian sighed, "The most afraid thing is that you can't stand loneliness. So I brought them to play basketball and taught you to play ball, so that you can stand the loneliness! You know, if a person is impetuous, it will become a luxury to practice the truth..."

"Oh, I don't quite understand!"

Yi He, a rookie, obviously can't understand the good intentions of hatred.

Qiu Miaomiao said without hesitation, "Well, it's okay to remember my words and understand them in the future. Let's go, drive the battery car, let's go back to the starting point and hit it again. This time you will definitely get closer to the target. A failure is not terrible. What's terrible is that you don't have the courage to stand up!"

Yi He smiled and said, "I understand this, repeated defeats!"

Qiu Miaomiao said, "No, you don't understand. We demons are difficult to cultivate human form. We don't know how many detours we have taken and how many setbacks we have encountered, but we have finally turned into human figures and can become immortals. The most powerful thing in the world is not the monk, but the demon. Why?

Yi He asked, "Why?"

"Because we have more hardships, because we can come out of real amazing demons. They all have great perseverance, great wisdom and great perseverance, so they can achieve great achievements. In ancient times, there was Nuwa Fuxi, the three emperors and five emperors. Which one is not a demon?

Although it comes from the mouth of hatred, Yihe can still feel the indelible hegemony and strength in the Tao, standing up to the sky and making a sound on the ground, and a respectful momentum that makes people want to worship. Yi He took a deep breath and said, "Sister, are the three emperors and five emperors a monster?"

Qiu Miaomiao's eyes were bright and as bright as gems. She said, "Many people think that the ancient records are false and mythical, but can you find different things when you open the ancient books? Nuwa Fuxi is a pair of brothers and sisters, but they are heads and snakes, and one is a father, the other is a mother, three emperors and five emperors. Which one is not raised by nature and which one is not different from human beings?

Thinking about it, it seems that this is really the case.

Although Yihe is not very good at learning ancient history, the three emperors and five emperors still know that they are all born with visions. If these people are not very clear, then Cangjie always knows, right? Are the four eyes that create words the same as ordinary people? Who has four eyes?

So Yihe accepted the saying that people are demons themselves.

People are demons, but they are not demons!

When everything in the world can practice transformation, it will turn into a human, which is undisputed. The emergence of human beings does not come from creation, but from the transformation of creatures in the world - human beings, the primates of all things, represents another stage of demons, which is a very advanced living body!

Yi He swallowed a mouthful of saliva. This speculation was simply subverting Darwin's theory of evolution, but he felt that his guess combined with the words of hatred was quite reasonable!

Yi He suddenly asked, "Sister, what is that witch?"

Qiu Miao said, "Everything in the world has spirits, which can be turned into human beings. Dragons and phoenixes among people, witches, stand up to the sky and stand still, stare at the four directions, and protect people's peace. The so-called demons are transformed like green insects turning into butterflies, but we and other demons are superior, and gradually have you people... Generation after generation of evolution, people don't need to go through that process!"

Yi He blinked his eyes and said, "Is it just laying an egg in life, or giving birth to some messy cat and dog or something?" Then these cats and dogs practice again and turn into human beings?

Qiu Miaomiao said, "That's right."

After a pause, Qiu Miaomiao said in detail, "You are really smart. Maybe you often watch TV, newspapers and know some strange things. For example, a pregnant woman was pregnant in October and finally gave birth to a litter's son, and the doctor said that this woman was given that by a dog, but you know, this statement is not true at all!"

Yi He said, "Because that person himself became a dog and became a human for generations, but in this life, maybe there are some genetic degradation and return to the ancestors, so the child who should have been born has become a nest of puppies, right?"

"Very good!"

Yi He took a deep breath. Are people a demon, but a demon is not a human?

However, people really evolved from demons. Tens of millions of lives in the world, insects, reptiles and birds have experienced hardships, practiced demons, and transformed human shapes. Then they began to reproduce, generation after generation, and people became real people, and people were no longer demons!

This seems to be the proposition of a chicken laying eggs and laying eggs, which clearly distributes who is first and who is the second.

The battery car returned to the starting point. Yihe waved the club again and flew the golf ball high, but the shock in his heart was still indescribable... That kind of reasoning was reasonable. Although it subverted the theory of evolution, it was so convincing. Yihe took a deep breath and let everything fly away with that blow!

Near by, Alang also played with several players, and one of them said, "Brother Alang, Sister Miao..."

Alang said, "You know the rules of the demon clan. Don't say such words. We don't care about what Sister Miao does, and Sister Miao likes to teach newcomers to play basketball. That boy's potential is also very good... Ha ha, people? They have long forgotten their bloodline, but this little guy has been passed down by the fierce beast!"

"Sister Miao cares about that boy very much?"

Alang pulled the ball away fiercely and took a deep breath and said, "I don't really value that boy, but very much. Come on, let's get in the car. You're sure to lose today." He drew a middle finger to the talking player, and A Lang's group of people got into several battery cars and drove forward.

No one disturbs the revenge and Yihe!

Don't dare, and it's not allowed.