burial day

[0015]Spring is coming

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Yihe put on his apron and began to wash the dishes and pot. Su Xiaoru stood next to Yihe with a cucumber and watched. Did she knock him, "Don't be lazy, work hard!" That's like a landlord... After a while, the kitchen is done!

Yi He said, "Sister, I'll take a breath first..."

Su Xiaoru stiffed her face and said, "No, you can't be lazy. You still have a lot of work to do. Wash my clothes first, and then clean the bathroom!" After pushing Yihe out of the kitchen and pushing directly to the bathroom, Su Xiaoru fangred at him fiercely and rolled his eyes.

Yihe feels that this is a mistake - he should not agree to wash dishes, pots and toilets.

Once a man says a word, it is difficult to catch up with a horse.

Since it has been agreed, Yihe can only start working. Fortunately, all the clothes were washed by Su Xiaoru, as well as underwear, bra, stockings and so on, otherwise Yihe would be sad to death. The ball of underwear in his hand releases the foam of washing powder...

Cool! It feels smooth and comfortable.

Yi closed his mouth and hummed in a low voice: "I wash and brush, wash, wash and rub hard, I rub, I rub, I touch..." The foam of washing powder flooded his hands, and the pink lace underwear has been rubbed hot and hot by him, and then rubbed in the basin, and then rubbed to his heart's content...

One by one, underwear, stockings and bras are gradually covered with hangers!

He straightened up and stretched his waist hard. The soreness and numbness all over his body suddenly disappeared, but he also sweated all over. That handsome dress is not suitable for housework, and some are not suitable for this season.

Move your body.

Yihe opened the toilet lid, poured the water in the basin and flushed it, and then rubbed the ground with a gray rag for a long time and touched the floor tiles. After it seemed that there was no dust, he took a long breath. He said to himself, "Housewives and men are really not what ordinary people can do!"

As soon as Yi He finished this, Su Xiaoru knocked on the door and asked him if he had finished washing his clothes. The time was indeed accurate to the second, which was a miracle. Yi He opened the door and said, "Well, all the clothes in the bathroom have been washed. Those that can't be washed by the machine, I also rubbed them with my hands. Look!"

Su Xiaoru looked up and saw that the stockings, underwear and bras on the clothes rack almost drowned people. Su Xiaoru's face blushed slightly and hummed, "Who asked you to wash these?"

Yi He said, "Didn't you say that all the clothes here have been washed?"

Su Xiaoru said, "I washed all these yesterday. Now you have given me water again. What should I wear?" Yi He was shy, scratched his head and said, "Why don't... I figure it out for you. How about twisting it hard? It should be about the same as twisting stockings, right? That underwear is also lace..."

"No!"

Su Xiaoru blushed.

Why did Su Xiaoruxin say this? He touched and washed his underwear, and now he still has to say this. However, Su Xiaoru also knew that Yi He did not mean to work so hard today that he did not mean to please him, Su Xiaoru understood.

So it's easy to blame, but there is some resentment.

Yi He said, "Oh, then I won't talk about it!"

Directly expell Yihe from the scope of the bathroom, Su Xiaoru began to think of a question - by the way, can't you vacuum tonight? It is necessary to change underwear every day. Women are different from men. If you don't change that place, it is easy to get sick, parasitic bacteria and so on.

As a nurse, Su Xiaoru cares about her health!

"This dress is really handsome!"

Su Xiaoru shifted the topic to Yihe. Yi He is still wearing the suit that Qiu Miaomiao bought for him yesterday, and it is still the same, just a lot of sweat. Su Xiaoru said, "Oh, handsome man, tell me how do you think of wearing pantyhose? Let me interview you!"

Yi Heyi listened to this and knew that Su Xiaoru intended to change the topic. At this time, he remembered that he seemed to have done something inappropriate - such as washing Su Xiaoru's underwear!

This is a common thing in Yihe's view.

Because in the countryside, many women hang their underwear on the branches, and they are not afraid of men to see it at all. However, it seems that some urban novels always appear that the male pig's feet go to the female pig's feet home and see the underwear hanging in the bathroom of the female pig's feet, and then the female pig's feet will blush with shame... ...

How difficult is this to understand for Yi He?

He has always thought that people in the city are much more open than the people in the countryside. He thought that maybe they were made up in those novels. But that doesn't seem to be the case now. Women in the city do not treat underwear as a dress, but as a kind of privacy!

Therefore, Yi He also changed the topic of Su Xiaoru. He pretended to say, "What about this problem? Because I like Beckham and Beckham likes to wear stockings, so as his fan, I want to support him. Come on, Lao Bei! Long live football!"

Su Xiaoru said, "So, do you think your mix-and-match style will become this year's fashion?" It was easy to get rid of that shyness. Both of them urgently needed to relax, and Su Xiaoru also forgot that she had to make a face of indifference to deal with Yihe.

Yi Heyi shook his head and said, "Where there is a brother, it is the trend. Who makes me a trendy brother?"

"Poor, what do you want to eat at night?"

Su Xiaoru squeezed her lips and smiled, and the cloud accumulation for a night and a day finally faded away and returned to her usual appearance. He reached out and fiddled with Yihe's collar, helped him straighten his clothes, stared at Yihe fiercely, and waited for Yihe's answer. Yi He thought for a moment and said, "Stewed pork ribs with potatoes!"

Su Xiaoru snapped her finger and said, "Okay, just stewed pork ribs with potatoes!"

It was a time when there were many people in the vegetable shop in the community. Su Xiaoru squeezed in with Yihe. The two looked like a couple. When they bought ribs and potatoes, Yihe felt that he was going to suffocate. For the first time, he felt the benefits of a roaning figure like Su Xiaoru--

Squeeze the bus, buy vegetables, and definitely take advantage of it.

Su Xiaoru said, "Let's go home and cook!"

Yihe wiped his sweat and said, "It turns out that buying vegetables is not only a mental labor, but also a physical labor. There are really too many people in the vegetable shop... Whoo... I take a breath first! What shall we eat? Why don't you buy a bag of frozen dumplings? Leaving the five-meter range of the restaurant, Yihe suddenly felt refreshed!

It seemed that he suddenly escaped from the mud and was free. He suddenly left the blazing stove. Suddenly, the breeze was blowing and indescribably comfortable!

Su Xiaoru stood beside Yihe and smiled, which was indescribably touching.

The sun fell, and the red light shone on the two, pulling out a long virtual shadow. From time to time, three taels of people in the community passed by, and suddenly I heard a very crisp voice shouting, "Wow, I actually saw the live-action version of the trendy brother!" As soon as they heard this sound, the two of them shouted badly!

Su Xiaoru handed the ribs to Yi He's hand, "Run and go home."

The two ran wildly. It was not until they entered the corridor that they breathed a long sigh of relief, and the pursuers behind finally did not appear! It seems that as a hipster, it is not easy. At least you need to face your enthusiastic fans... Yihe feels that your influence is no worse than that of singers!

Of course, Yi He is still ignorant and doesn't know something at this time:

Baidu's hot list rose to eighth place in a short period of time, and the ranking of Sina, NetEase and other websites entered the top six. Such a result is difficult for people to know him - if it is the kind of Brother Sharp, maybe no one will pay attention to it, but what about Yihe?

He is different!

He is a leading figure in the clothing revolution representing a new generation of men. He is a recognized public celebrity. Many people in the fashion industry are also paying attention to him and reporting him, which has made his popularity rise even faster. It is estimated that in the past week, he will be a veritable NO.1!

is such a person, but now he is gasping in the corridor.

Dip upstairs.

Su Xiaoru began to cook, and Yi He could only sit outside and watch TV. After changing the channel, I actually heard a fashion program talking about herself. The female host said, "Just yesterday, a group of photos became popular on the Internet, and a strange and handsome trendy man came into people's sight..."

"Simple black thick pantyhose, a pair of simple travel shoes, combined with white ultrashorts, brown belts, cold metallic T-shirt and beige hooded casual top, such a unique dress is eye-catching. It turns out that men can not only wear silk stockings, but also wear such a dashing Sprinkle, so handsome!"

"We have reason to believe..."

โ€œ......โ€

Easy to be speechless.

When you listen to the host's tone, you will know that it is Southern TV. Yihe felt ashamed of the evaluation on TV, because the clothes were not his own choice at all. He was just a carrier - this honor should belong to the elder sister Qiu Miaomiao.

After a bang in the kitchen, Su Xiaoru came out and sat on the sofa watching TV together.

Su Xiaoru narrowed her eyes, her slender eyelashes trembled, and said, "I didn't expect Chaoren brother to be so famous now? Do you think if we hold a press conference for the hipster, will it suddenly become popular? Well, if it's good, someone will come to you for endorsement soon!"

Yi He said, "Sister, don't joke. What can I endorse?"

Su Xiaoru giggled and said, "For example, fashion, such as stockings, for example... Anyway, there are many, especially those who sell stockings. For them, you are undoubtedly a sharp sword to open up a virgin land in the market. As long as you sign you, it is not only women wearing stockings in the world!"

"Beckham also wears stockings!"

"That's an individual phenomenon, don't deny it..."

Yi He protested in a low voice, "I can't promote stockings with Beckham's big wrists. As for me, which is not heavy enough, I guess it will be a joke at that time!"

Shake your head, throw these unrealistic ideas out of your head, and continue to watch TV. After about 40 minutes, Su Xiaoru went to the kitchen to bring out the ribs... This meal was on the coffee table, because both of them had to watch TV. If they went to eat in a small restaurant, the TV would be delayed.

Su Xiaoru's cooking ability has nothing to say. Yihe has eaten it once and is very clear. A large number of bones were thrown into the trash can, and Yihe still followed the rules and followed Su Xiaoru for a walk after dinner.

This seems to be an inevitable habit.

After walking along the street lamp for a while, then continued to the square and began to stretch his body. He split his legs for a while. Finally, Yi He stretched his whole body with pain and asked, "Sister, when can I officially learn boxing? I've been cheating on my lower back for more than a week, and now I'm in pain all over..."

Su Xiaoru said, "The pain is right. That means that you are growing muscles. When you can hold on for an hour without trembling, I will start teaching you boxing."

"How long will it take?"

Yi He has a desire to die. Such a boring exercise gives him a feeling that life is worse than death. Su Xiaoru was still sitting on his belly, and he felt that his limbs could not support the ground. His whole body trembled and trembled. It seemed that he was at risk of falling at any time!

Su Xiaoru said without hesitation, "There is no time for this. It depends on your own understanding. If you understand quickly, then we will get started quickly. If you understand slowly, we will naturally get started slowly!"

Yi He said, "I don't understand."

Su Xiaoru's voice was gentle and flexible, and she said, "Don't talk, listen to me!" From now on, forget your body, and you will gradually reach a state of forgetfulness. At that time, you will not be tired or tremble, and when you touch this threshold, I will teach you!"

Do I forget things? Yi He's heart moved and remembered the feeling of practicing the Kuntong internal elixir. It seemed to be asleep. The long time was like a moment. Although the whole person was in a kind of loneliness, he could hear and see clearly, but everything was traceless!

Yi Hexin said, "I forget things. Does it mean the same as this?"

He tried his best to recall the mind of Kuntong's secret and tried his best to relive that state. But his posture at this moment does not seem to be very suitable - with the passage of time, Yihe trembles more, and his body seems to have reached a limit of endurance!

Su Xiaoru stood up, pulled up Yi He, and said, "It seems that you still don't understand. Take your time!"

"Oh."

Easy to smile bitterly.

Why is it so difficult to learn Wing Chun?

In fact, if Yihe is looking for a martial arts school or something, it will not be so difficult to learn Wing Chun. But when it fell into Su Xiaoru's hands, all this became not easy. I still slept at Su Xiaoru's house, and the place was still on the sofa. Early the next morning, I got up and went to school!

Yihe's school hours were obviously earlier than Su Xiaoru's working hours. After washing her face and brushing her teeth, Su Xiaoru was still sleeping and didn't get up.

Yihe did not change his clothes at Su Xiaoru's place. He was still wearing Saturday's black slim trousers, travel shoes, white shorts, brown belts, cold metal T-shirts, beige coats, gloves and those chains. As soon as he came, he stood at the school gate to inspect the school. The teacher stopped...

"This student, don't you know the school rules? I'm going to wear a school uniform on Monday. Look at you, strange clothes. Go home and change your clothes before you come back!"

Yi He turned his head helplessly and left.

The school uniform, I had a headache when I heard this word. After suffering from the disaster, Yi He was very unhappy and went out of the school door. As a result, after a few steps, a car followed him slowly. The window rolled down, and a capable professional woman poked out her head and asked, "This classmate, can I talk to you? ?"

Yi He scratched his head and asked, "What are you talking about?"

The woman smiled and said, "Don't be nervous. Here is a driver and me. Let's get in the car. We don't mean any harm to you, mainly because we want to talk about something that is beneficial to both of us."

"Oh!"

Yi Hexin said that he was not scared, let alone a little white face, and he was afraid of getting into your car?

Opening the back door, Yihe saw that there was no one, so he sat up and closed the car door. The woman said to the driver, "Lao Zhang, go to Miao Tea House... This classmate, it's an honor to meet you. I think our conversation will also be very pleasant. What kind of music do you like to listen to? Beethoven or Mozart?"

Yi He said: "Phoenix Legend!"

Yihe is a person with no taste, so he can't appreciate Beethoven Mozart, so he can only say that he likes that kind of saliva songs - it's not shameful to like Phoenix Legend. Anyway, he is like this. There is no need to pretend to be thirteen with anyone. He is relieved.

The woman turned over for a long time and said, "I'm sorry, there seems to be no Phoenix legend, there is Vitas, okay?"

Vitas? This can be available."

The woman smiled and began to cry in the car. If she met a patient with high blood pressure or heart disease, she would definitely be hospitalized. On Yihe Road, he kept looking out. The car was indeed walking in the direction of the Miao Tea House. When he arrived at the destination, the woman said to a waiter, "Yajian, Biluochun."

The waiter took a look at Yihe and said, "Okay, come with me."

Of course, the waiter knows Yi He, the boss's wife's godbrother... He took people into the elegant room. The waiter did a low-key job and high-profile style, and did not give a small report to the boss's wife - but the breath on Yi He was too special.

The breath of the ancient fierce beast has been felt by hatred from afar.

In the office, Qiu Miaomiao rubbed the teacup, took a soft sip, and muttered, "Monday, this boy doesn't go to school. What are you doing here?" Picking up the phone, Qiu Miaomiao said, "Xiao Xu, call that stinky boy over. It's not a good school. Why are you here?"