burial day

[0030]Su Xiaoyu

Su Xiaoyu is of course a little afraid of Yihe. The breath of the ancient beasts on Yihe can't hide these intuitive beast-like monsters.

Moreover, if it hadn't been for the breath of the same kind, could Su Xiaoyu have accurately dropped it to Yihe's room? It's like a Chinese who goes to the United States and is likely to go to Chinatown. The attraction of compatriots is strong - so Su Xiaoyu resolutely plunged in.

Su Xiaoyu listened to Yihe's question. First, she nodded, then shook her head, but did not say anything.

Yi He was puzzled and asked, "Are you afraid or not?"

Su Xiaoyu blushed: "I'm a little afraid, but a little afraid. Although there is still a little fear in my heart, the slave family knows that you are a good demon, a very caring person who can go through fire and water to the same kind, and do not hesitate to the monster, the slave family..."

"STOP!"

Yi He quickly shouted to stop, but this girl actually sent herself a good person card?

Are you really such a good person?

Yi Heyi stretched his face and said, "First, I'm not a good person. These days, good people don't live long and live a thousand years of harm. Second, if you don't want people to think you are different, then change the name of slave to me, OK? Third, talk about good people, not good demons. Fourth, your clothes are very bad..."

Su Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, looked down at her clothes and muttered, "Is there? It seems not, right? Why do I feel good to dress like this?"

Yi He stretched out his thumb and stroked it, and the child can be taught. This slave family became what I could do, and more than half of the goosebumps on people suddenly disappeared - the conversation just now made Yi He once have a feeling that Su Xiaoyu has traveled from the primitive society and also a feeling of traveling back to the primitive society.

Yihe hates with this kind of old and immortal thing, and now it's much better.

He nodded affirmatively and said, "Your clothes are really bad!"

Yihe pointed to Su Xiaoyu's clothes and began to comment, and the saliva flew all over the sky... First of all, the panties are not belts, and secondly, Su Xiaoyu should not put Yihe's underwear outside as a superman... The shock of this scene is unprecedented, and Yi He wants to die.

"Well, that dress is not like this. What should I do?"

Su Xiaoyu blushed.

Yihe said, "That underwear is mine. You can't wear it, so you can only vacuum it. Pantyhose should be worn on your feet and legs, not belts, and coats. You wear them in reverse... Oh, forget it, I'll be tired and help you change your clothes!"

Is this tiring? Of course not!

Yihe is bullying Su Xiaoyu, but Su Xiaoyu doesn't know anything about the world. Su Xiaoyu's face suddenly turned red, and she whispered "shameless". She ran into the bathroom with her clothes in her arms. After a while, she came out and looked refreshed.

In fact, easy-to-wear clothes are common for both men and women - anyway, his clothes are all taken from women. Men's clothes are taken a little bit, but women's clothing elements are taken a little more, so in this way, the result is self-evident. If there is a word that can describe Su Xiaoyu, then , that is:

The black and white patterned pantyhose are like the lines of a zebra. Su Xiaoyu's legs are slender and slender, and the curves of her calves and thighs are very perfect. The proportion is moderate. After putting on the pantyhose, it gives people a feeling of heartbeat. Yi Hexin said, "Good boy, what a fucking goblin..."

The combination of strong classical temperament and modern clothing makes Yihe feel sluggish. Su Xiaoyu turned around, with a white zebra-patterned tight long-sleeved shirt and a fluffy waistcoat on her upper body, which looked unique. Su Xiaoyu asked, "How's it going?"

Yi He said, "The water comes out of the hibiscus, and it is naturally carved."

Su Xiaoyu smiled gently, sounded like a silver bell, changed her clothes, and found a place to live in a messy room. Yihe and Su Xiaoyu sat down, while Su Xiaoyu talked about her origin...

Sanlitun is a place in China, where secular people have no knowledge at all. It is a place where monsters gather. Su Xiaoyu is one of these monsters. The survival rules of Sanlitun are still in feudal society, and their customs have not changed much--

So a female monster has no place there.

And Su Xiaoyu escaped because she was not satisfied with her marriage... Well, it's rare to elope these days.

However, it was such a low-strength female monster who was favored by the Taoist priest halfway. It was naturally an indispensable step to kill the monster and seize the elixir, but he did not expect that although Su Xiaoyu was not very good, her ability to escape was very good, and she actually ran all the way to Seoul, South Korea!

After listening to her, Yi He touched his chin and analyzed, "According to your statement, I can infer that Sanlitun should be in the Greater Khingan Mountains. The environment there is very similar to what you described, and your course of action just matches, but the Taoist priest will not die, will it?"

Is anyone dead? Yihe really doesn't know.

The two sat until dawn, and Yi He began to worry little by little - what do you think if Sister Ran meets Su Xiaoyu? In the yellow mud and rotten crotch, I really can't explain it clearly. If Su Xiaoru knows, will he still live? Yihe has a headache.

Su Xiaoyu tilted her head, blinked her eyes, and asked, "You seem to be very worried now."

Yi He asked, "Well, can you be invisible?"

"Invisible?"

Su Xiaoyu shook her head. Such advanced skills are not what she can master. Yi He got the exact answer, and he was even more entangled. After walking around the room, Yihe took out his mobile phone and called Qiu Miaomiao... "Hey, Sister Miaomiao, I need your help!"

The hatred voice said lazily, "What's the matter, Xiaoyi?"

Yi He quickly said what happened here and said in a very helpless tone, "Sister Miao, you must help me, or I will die. Xiaoru once told me that if she knew that I had a woman outside, she would castor me and let me be a eunuch for the rest of my life!"

Qiu Miaomiao smiled and said, "Then be an eunuch. Maybe you can become the general manager."

"Sister Miao, it's really urgent!"

Qiu Miaomiao said, "Don't worry, you will know. Xiaoru has me there, and there won't be conflicts between you. I'll ask Lao Ma to mail you some charms later. You can't use it. The little monster around you should have no problem. There are many invisible charms and thunder spells!"

Yi He said excitedly, "Thank you, Sister Miaomiao. I knew Sister Miao was the best."

Qiu Miaomiao said, "Be poor, be careful outside."

"Ye, I know."

Qiu Miaomiao seemed to think of something else and said, "That little demon named Su Xiaoyu, let her come to my teahouse when you bring it back. Those old demons in Sanlitun are very stubborn. When they come to the door, they still want me to carry it. Find an open and upright reason first!"

Yi He said, "Oh, sister, I see. Then hang up the phone first."

Yihe hung up his mobile phone, and his biggest crisis was solved. He breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "You see, the current problems have been solved... After returning to China, I will take you to my sister's place. All your problems will not be a problem, and my problems will not become a problem!"

Su Xiaoyu, a little demon, said gratefully, "Thank you."

Yi He grinned and said, "Don't mention this. As a monster, we should also keep pace with the times and achieve four modernizations. I heard my sister say that the monsters in Sanlitun are old and stubborn, isn't it true?"

Su Xiaoyu looked depressed: "What your sister said is true!"

"I'm dizzy. What's the year? Is there such a place?" Yihe rolled his eyes and said a few words. It was dawn outside. Yi He quickly got up and said to Su Xiaoyu, "Let's go out to exercise with me. When you come back and meet someone who knows me, just say that you are my girlfriend's sister, understand?"

"Oh."

What Yihe is most afraid of is that Sister Ran and Su Xiaoyu are blocking the door now, so it is the best choice to go out to exercise now. By the way, he also had to complain to a villain at the front desk first - the front desk of the hotel, Yi He said righteously, "What's wrong with your glass windows?"

"Yesterday, I slept well in **. With a 'kap' sound, the glass became fragments and flew in from the outside. If I hadn't reacted quickly and got under the bed, and now I'm seriously injured, what do you think I should do? I'm thinking, am I going to sue you?

I can't help it. I don't want to pay for it anymore - and this time it's purely a reckless disaster.

The receptionist said, "Sir, I'm really sorry. We will seriously check and deal with this matter. In order not to delay your rest and affect your mood, we will change a room for you!"

Yi He said, "Okay, I'll wait for your processing results."

After Yi He finished speaking, he took Su Xiaoyu, a little girl, out for a run. The two are wearing the same clothes and look like a couple. Running all the way along the street, he will not return until more than an hour later. When he went back, Sister Yan and others had indeed begun to wait for him.

However, they didn't expect that there would be one more person around Yihe - a beautiful woman, a lovely and beautiful girl with classical charm and modern temperament.

Sisterran's big eyes are wide, and their eyes are constantly wandering on Yihe and Su Xiaoyu...

People compare with others, but it really makes people angry. It's just that Yihe has a beautiful girlfriend like Su Xiaoru who can play with uniforms**, and there is also a sister like Qiu Miaomiao. What's more ridiculous is that she went to Sanya and actually came another stewardess. There may be no gossip in Hong Kong because it doesn't speak the language...

But have you only been in South Korea for a few days? Not to mention the taekwondo coach Jin Meiyan yesterday, today there is another young, beautiful and lovely little beauty... Where is Tianli?

The only male drama in their group feels very jealous - they are all men, but why is the gap between them so big? The beautiful woman around Yihe changed like a horse lantern, but he is still single now. Only when he is not jealous of spitting blood can he have a ghost.

And others, such as Sister Yan, feel that this person is flirty enough.

Yi He took the initiative to introduce without waiting for others to speak: "This is my girlfriend's sister, Su Xiaoyu, let's get to know each other. She used to study in South Korea. Won't you mind if she goes back to China with us this time? Don't worry, I'll pay for the air ticket and accommodation!"

Several women's cloudy faces finally relaxed. Sister rang said, "So it's your girlfriend's sister? It's quite good!" A group of people nodded with serious consent. What is Peugeot? That can be called a charming country, beautiful and invincible in beauty.

Sitting down at the table together and having breakfast, Yihe now has no burden in his heart - when he went out to exercise, he had already taken the initiative to admit his mistake with Su Xiaoru and showed what happened. The more this kind of thing is covered, the more stinky it is, and the more troublesome it is!

Yi He can only sigh that he doesn't have the ability to be a love saint, let alone many mobile phones. One is marked with his girlfriend No. 1, and the other says that his girlfriend No. 2 goes all the way down...

There are many awesome people in the world, but this awesome person is not him.

The task of shooting did not become unsmooth due to the addition of one person. However, a big news happened in Seoul today. On the spire of Seoul TV, an old man turned into a mummified corpse and murdered countless USB flash drives. That night, the news began to report one after another:

In the supernatural incident in Seoul, a monk committed suicide at the spire of the TV station, and the spire directly penetrated the abdominal cavity. After the autopsy of the forensic doctor, it turned out that the old man was a eunuch...

At the same time, in newspapers, news, and gossip, people are highly concerned about how the old man climbed the TV tower. They put forward their own guesses one after another. Some people said it was from the TV station, but then the TV station's surveillance video shattered the rumors--

One of the most absurd but most credible assumptions has been put forward... The old man is simply an alien who can fly. The reason why he was killed by the TV tower should be that for some reason, his flight ability suddenly failed and suddenly fell out of control!

On TV, a South Korean reporter gave a loud speech in Korean:

"We have reason to believe that this monk is one of the ancestors of our Koreans. They have returned from the universe, and soon they will return in large quantities. Due to a flight error, he fell to the TV tower. But anyway, the ancestors of our Korean people are great!"

"When the world is still making efforts for the aerospace industry, and China, the United States and other countries are working hard to develop the aviation industry, our ancestors have already taken their first step and performed in the universe."

"Although we still lack some key evidence at present, we have determined the identity of the deceased, and we have to say that this is a loss for our Republic of Korea. All our Koreans should observe a painful silence and bow for the death of our ancestors..."

“......”

Of course, Yi He can't understand what this reporter said.

It can be imagined that if Yihe knew what they were talking about, he would definitely spit out a mouthful of blood and shock them directly - my God, how can he be so shameless?

In Yihe's new room, a forum is rolling with a line of handwriting:

Oh, my God, why are Koreans so shameless? Confucius has become their family. He is not satisfied, and now he is starting to blow again... He returned from spaceflight and made a flight mistake. I'll go!

upstairs, Confucius gave it to them. If you like it, you can take it home! However, Koreans have been shameless for a day or two. They have created cosmic human beings. Isn't it normal for space heroes to return now? Big fuss!

Upstairs is a angry youth!

What do you mean upstairs? A slave, a slave with skin!

Day!

......

Yi He's eyes are sharp, and now his memory is more than he didn't know before. It can almost be said that you can remember it at a glance, but the building of this forum seems to be crooked, and the front can barely talk about the matter, but in the back, it is purely a personal attack!

Yihe muttered a "shit" in a low voice and closed the forum casually. He also knew some inside stories about something that happened in South Korea today. Coupled with Su Xiaoyu's circumstantial evidence, the truth has come out——

The dead man is the guy who chased Su Xiaoyu yesterday.

Unfortunately, he was smashed by Yiyi Tongtong, and all kinds of hidden weapons came out one after another, and the sword completely fell... Then the result was that he died by coincidence.

Yi fit and leaned back and slowly closed his eyes.

The impact of this matter on Yihe is not great - it turns out that practitioners are not so far away. To a certain extent, there are many things that have killed them!

Power is not everything.

A person's mind, judgment, and judging the situation can sometimes play a decisive role.

If the real power alone, the old man is so powerful that he can't reach it, but Yihe broke this rule with his most reasonable judgment and action, let the old man fall from the sky and kill himself - this is a kind of power!

Yi He took a deep breath and muttered, "Hey, power... It turned out that the so-called power was just so small. I thought he had run away, but I didn't expect it to hang up. Only wisdom is the greatest force. In the final analysis, nothing can fight against human society - unless the world is destroyed!"

He understood.

In Yihe's heart, he is thirsty for knowledge.

Because he has known that the greatest power in the world is not that you punch a few cows, nor does it depend on whether your flying sword can behead people thousands of miles away, nor does it mean that you can kill thousands of people in one sentence, but about wisdom - only wisdom is the invincible power!