[0033] Sisters in those years, today's mother-in-law
Yi He clearly remembered that he could not stand up at that time, and even dared not speak. It seemed that with one mouth, the things in his stomach would run out, while his mother-in-law Ye Xinyi smiled and was particularly satisfied with his performance, while Su Xiaoru gave him a vicious white look.
What's going on in this world is so interesting!
I went to see my mother-in-law, but found that my mother-in-law turned out to be my mother's sister, and my mother and grandfather were both masters of martial arts. They were still practicing Emei's pursuit of the wind, which was simply to the limit. And the next gossip after dinner naturally became a one-sided topic--
Ye Xinyi asked Ye Tong's life situation in detail, and sighed from time to time. After a while, she said, "Well, it's not easy for everyone to come out of looking for peace... Xiaoyi, you just said that you work in Alice Group, don't you make silk stockings there? What are you doing there?"
Yi He touched his nose shyly and said, "Advertising endorsement!"
"Oh, it's not bad."
smiled and glanced at Yihe's black and white trousers. Ye Xinyi said, "It's afternoon. Let's go, Xiaoyi, take me to your house. I haven't seen your mother for many years. I really miss those days... Xiaoru, go drive, Xiaoyi, let's talk for a while..."
Su Xiaoru stared at Yihe. This feeling of seeing her son-in-law forgetting her daughter made her very delicious, and she was quite unhappy. After a while, the car drove out, and the three of them got on the car and drove towards Yihe's house... About ten minutes, the car stopped at the door of Yihe's house. Su Xiaoru said, "Mom, here it's here."
Ye Xinyi looked at the surrounding environment and said, "It's pretty good."
As soon as the three entered the yard, Ye Tong just heard someone coming and went out and said, "Who is this?" Xiaoyi went home? Xiao Ru? And you... Xinyi?"
Before Yi He and Su Xiaoru talked, Ye Xinyi said, "Sister, how many years have we not seen each other?"
Ye Tong said, "It's been almost 20 years. Since I got married, we have hardly seen each other. Hey, I should have thought of it a long time ago. Why didn't I think of it when I saw Xiao Ru? Su Xiaoru looks six or seven times like Ye Xinyi, but Ye Tong has never thought about this at the beginning.
Now, Ye Tong has guessed a * inseparable ten.
Ye Xinyi said, "Sister, how about we go through it? I don't know if you have lost your time for so many years?
Ye Tong said, "Forget it, it has been abandoned for a long time. It can't be compared. Let's sit at home."
Ye Xinyi said, "That won't work!"
While talking, Ye Xinyi actually made a sudden action. Her feet were like shrinking, and she stepped out of more than three meters in one step. Her hands had been quickly handed out, and a rapid airflow was rolled up, and there was a sharp sound in the air. Ye Tong didn't do it. His eyes lit up and he only took half a step back.
Ye Xinyi's hand came to an end when it was still five centimeters away from Ye Tong's face - Ye Tong's half-step retreat was just right and looked simple, but it just made Ye Xinyi not hit it at all. Then Ye Tong turned his head slightly and narrowed his eyes. His hand seemed that it was too hot in summer and gently fanned in front of his face. ——
"Bang!"
Ye Tong's eyes flashed away like a knife!
The back of his hand exerted force and suddenly opened Ye Xinyi's hand. Ye Tong's elbow slipped and leaned forward, and then the other hand gently blocked Ye Xinyi's force point, making Ye Xinyi retreat three steps in a row to resolve Ye Tong's attack. But Ye Tong did not continue to do it.
Flashing!
The time for this fight seems to be less than two seconds, but this process is easy to see clearly. My mother seems to have entered a super state of weight lifting, clumsy, and returning to nature. Several lightly-stated actions actually resolved Ye Xinyi's offensive!
In this almost extreme game, Yihe can only think of the word "wonderful".
Su Xiaoru's cheeks also turned red with excitement and whispered, "It turns out that aunt is really a master, more powerful than my mother!" Humph, Xiaoyi, you are dead, hahaha..." Su Xiaoru seemed to think of something interesting at once, so she blinked at Yihe and ignored him.
Yihe touched his nose, but his eyes did not leave his mother-in-law and mother.
At this time, the fight has been suspended.
Ye Xinyi and Ye Tong were about five meters away from each other and looked at each other. After a long time, Ye Xinyi opened his mouth and said, "Sister, is this what you said to throw down the kung fu? Oh, it's all back to the original. I can't bear your statement. You, you, you, forget it, I'm here for dinner today!"
Ye Tong said, "I thought you missed me. Well, eat as much as you want today!"
Ye Xinyi smiled and said, "I don't dare to praise Haikou. Just eat back one-tenth of what your son eats at my house!"
Ye Tong turned his head and asked, "Xiaoyi, how much did you eat?"
Yihe muttered embarrassedly, which was not clear at all. Ye Xinyi said, "How much did you eat? What a big table of dishes and several pots of rice. My rice cooker is not small, which makes me and Xiaoru almost hungry. Do you think I can come back without eating?
Ye Tong said, "Then you can eat it back if you have the ability!"
Hearing that this sister had the tendency to quarrel again, Yihe and Su Xiaoru looked at each other and were a little speechless - how old are they still playing?
They felt that it was a mistake to let the two meet.
Su Xiaoru poked the soft * meat on Yi's waist, coughed dryly and said, "Mom, so you are really a martial arts master? No, I'm going to hit the wall. I was beaten so badly in a fight before, and my heart is balanced, but I'm not balanced now. There is a mother with strong martial arts skills in my family, and I'm still beaten!"
Ye Tong said, "If you hadn't always fought and made trouble, would I hide it from you? You said that if you don't go out to fight and cause trouble, I have given you all this effort, and you can still be bullied?
Well, Yihe feels a little wrong.
Su Xiaoru concluded: "You deserve it. You have done your own sins. You can't live!"
"God..."
Yi He raised his arm and howled. Why do you think the gap between people is so big? If God gives him another chance, he will never make trouble. Be a good baby and learn to chase the wind in his mother's hand.
Ye Tong said, "Do you regret it? What did you do earlier?"
After saying a few more words, Ye Tong let people into the room. The reunion of the teachers and sisters is a thing worth celebrating. When the two knew that they had lived in the same city for more than 20 years, but they were separated from each other, they couldn't help sighing and making fun of people. God's will is like a knife and unthoughtable.
Ye Xinyi said, "Senior sister, are you really not going to pass on the pursuit of the wind to Xiaoyi?"
"I used to think that Xiaoyi was too young, and I was afraid that he would make trouble, so I didn't pass it on. I wanted to wait for Xiaoyi to talk about it after 20 years old, but now that Xiaoyi already knows it, he has to learn whether to learn or not. Xiaoyi, get up early tomorrow morning, Mom will pass on to you Emei's unique learning, chasing the wind and short fight!"
Yi He didn't listen to this and asked carefully, "Mom, are you easy to learn?"
Ye Tong said, "Remove the word behind. I'll teach you in person. It must be easy to learn. However, you have to suffer to learn martial arts. Listen, stinky boy. This skill is a unique skill handed down by your grandfather. Even if you can't bear that hardship, just grit your teeth and survive. Do you understand?"
Yi He said, "Mom, if you don't bring this, can't you learn?"
"No!"
Su Xiaoru sat together leaning against Ye Xinyi and watched Yihe bargain with great interest. Later, Su Xiaoru also added fuel to his fire and said, "Don't forget that you have to learn Wing Chunquan. You can't practice martial arts without hardships. You have learned half of it and can't give up halfway. Do you know?"
Ye Tong closed his eyes and said to Su Xiaoru, "Don't pay attention to him. He has become refined. Now, it's not easy for me to deal with him. I'm not afraid of beating him with rough skin and thick flesh. I'm afraid of being damaged if I work hard. I don't have to try my best to relieve my hatred. I've learned to work hard... This stinky boy is really become a refined!"
"Bah, sister, is there a child like you who said that? I think Xiaoyi is very good, much better than my little Ru. A girl's family often beats those boys and cries when she is a child. When she is old, she can't even find a boyfriend. No one dares to have a savage girlfriend, that is, Xiaoyi..."
Easy to sweat...
He turned his head carefully. Yi He smiled and said to Su Xiaoru, "Are you a heroine?"
Su Xiaoru stepped on Yihe's feet fiercely, with a vicious smile on her face and said, "Your praise, you are not bad. Fighting and doing everything. Without even effort, you beat people all over the ground looking for teeth. No wonder aunt dares not teach you to chase the wind and short fight!"
Yi He gasped and said, "I'm a genius!"
"Oh, genius!"
Su Xiaoru used a little force under her feet, and her painful facial features were about to be distorted.
Ye Tong slapped Yihe's back fiercely and said, "Stop playing, Xinyi, as you can see that he is rough and thick, not afraid of beating, a shameless guy... Xiaoru, step on him hard and see if he is honest or not! Still pretending?"
The painful expression on Yihe's face suddenly disappeared.
Ye Tong is a real kung fu master. When her hand comes into contact with the skin and flesh on her son's body, she understands everything. Not to mention that Su Xiaoru doesn't dare to work hard this time, even if she really lives hard on the instep of Yihe, it won't have any effect - Yihe's physical strength is there.
Yihe Jingqi said, "Mom, how do you know?"
Ye Tong said, "Touch it and you will naturally know. Do you still need to ask this?"
"Oh."
Although there are younger generations around, there is nothing that Ye Xinyi and Ye Tong can't let go. Anyway, both of them are their own children. Although they are not called mothers now, the future is indeed a matter of time. Between talking and laughing, the sky darkened little by little. They had a meal in the evening and sat until midnight. Ye Xinyi is the one who goes home alone.
The car drove away, and Su Xiaoru stayed.
It is still the same arrangement as last time. The two slept in an easy-to-compart bed. After everything was done, Su Xiaoru began to give advice to Yihe - you can't take off your clothes when sleeping, you can't **. Yi Heman agreed, "Don't worry, I'm a modest gentleman, and I will never do that kind of thing!"
Su Xiaoru said, "No, what if you fall asleep and touch me? What if you turn over when you sleep?
Su Xiaoru saves others by herself. She likes to move around when she sleeps. The last time she kicked Yihe out of bed in this place, so this time she learned a lesson and Yi He slept inside. However, Su Xiaoru is afraid that Yihe will be dishonest after falling asleep... Anyway, this worry should be necessary, right?
Yi He was depressed and asked, "What should I do?"
"Wait, let me think about it. With... behind the handle, turn around..." Su Xiaoru saw two shoelaces on the window sill at a glance. She suddenly moved her eyebrows and made up. She let Yi He put her hand behind her back, tied his hand with her shoelaces and said, "You can't** now."
Yi He said, "Dizzy, how can you sleep like this?"
Su Xiaoru said unreasonally, "Why can't you sleep like this?" Lie down and be afraid of pressing your hands, just lie sideways, or you can lie down, right? Go inside. There is also a shoelace here. I'll tie your feet to the head of the bed and warn you not to move, or don't blame me for being rude..."
Yi He was about to cry. The first time he was kicked out of bed, but the second time he became tied up?
Although he likes to watch **, he never wants others to bind him with wax, which is a difficult problem to explain, but Su Xiaoru obviously does not care so much about the feeling in order to make himself sleep soundly. Yihe rolled his eyes and lay resting vigorily on his whole body**...
It feels terrible!
His feet were tied to the head of the bed by shoelaces, and his hands were tied behind his back. Yi He was going to die, but Su Xiaoru still slept soundly. I don't know when she picked it up as that kind of hugging bear.
It's easy to say, but Su Xiaoru is not honest. Yihe doesn't know how many times she has suffered black feet. It doesn't hurt. She was suddenly woken up in a daze. She didn't have time to fall asleep. It's another time... Guanyin Bodhisattva Buddha, the Jade Emperor, Allah, Allah, Jehovah, show mercy and save me.
Easy to keep praying in your heart.
Maybe God heard Yihe's prayer, and the sky began to dawn, and everything will end after Su Xiaoru wakes up. When the dawn comes, when the darkness completely disappears, Yi He's hellish life will come to an end... He still has to go to the company today!
In the headquarters building of Alice Group, Yihe greeted everyone he saw, with a smile on his sleepy face, and explained the mess of work here, and there was nothing wrong with Yihe, so Yihe was very happy. ——
If you don't need to do anything, people will give you money. How many people dream of it.
"Xiaoyi, come on!"
Sister Ran was holding a pile of photos and didn't know where to go. She happened to see Yi He and called him. As he led the way, he said, "I washed out some of these photos that looked good after screening last night. Let's see which ones you want to choose with me!"
Screening... Another name for this job is looking for a needle under the sea.
And Yihe has always had little experience on this, and he can't figure it out. But when Sister Rang asked him to help, he could only follow his buttocks and pretend to look at them - according to the established principles, all feminine works, whether good or bad, are easy to confiscate.
By the way, Su Xiaoru still loves this kind of photo!
Otherwise, it won't force Yihe to reverse so many uniforms** and slowly watch it in his small book.
Confiscated some feminine photos, and Yihe left the company. Anyway, Alice Group had nothing to do with him, and it was also a trouble for him to stay. After Yihe went to the Miao Tea House, he went straight to the library and began to read... Reading, recharge, and keep learning.
It seems to be a thirsty sea, absorbing nutrients everywhere.
In this way, day by day, January passed, and it was the end of the year in a blink of an eye. Yihe learned half-hearted pursuit and Wing Chun, but he also turned over more than half of the books in the library. Another thing that made Yi He happy was that he finally did it himself and made a model of "Meridian Flow Note".
For Yihe, this is definitely a big project!
He spends a lot of time doing this thing every day. Now that as soon as this thing is completed, the happiest thing is Yi He, staring at the little man on the screen, then following the animation to see the operation of the qi of the human body itself, and then entering the practice route of the Kuntong inner elixir...
There is nothing special about the first step of practice. Almost all sects are the same, that is, the spirit rises from Dantian, and then runs in the second vein of Rendu, which is exactly the central dividing line of the human body. However, there is a small turning point near Dantian, but it is not too mysterious.
Yi He stared at the screen and muttered, "The first step of practice is to generate a sense of qi and open up the two veins of Rendu. After opening up the blocked meridians, you can absorb the aura of heaven and earth from all the acupuncture points attached to the two veins of Rendu and turn it into your own use. This is the realm of gathering qi..."
The realm of gathering gas is undoubtedly the starting point of cultivation. Gathering gas is the foundation of returning elixir. Only when the realm of gathering gas is cultivated can the following things have meaning.
Su Xiaoru said, "This thing is really exquisite. Is this what you learned to make in 3D?"
Yi He said, "That's right, I'm a genius."
"Cut!"
Yi Yi said proudly and said, "From this thing, we can simulate the internal skills and mind method of cultivation, so that we don't have to be afraid of going crazy. Hey hey, if it weren't for my genius, how could we live under the same roof and experience the life of husband and wife?
Su Xiaoru snorted, "That's your shameless and shameless."
"Okay, I'm shameless, I'm shameless, but you are more shameless than me, shameless than me!"
"Well, you are shameless, you are shameless!"
"Shut up, I'm not in the mood to play Qiongyao drama with you. There seems to be no food at home. Go and buy some. Hurry up!"
"It's okay to buy vegetables. Give me the money first!"
"Where's your money?"
Yihe rolled his eyes depressedly and said, "Su Xiaoru's children's shoes, I'm stuck in your hand, and I don't even have a steel rod on my body now."