[0129] toilet

This event is really nothing for Su Xiaoru, but Yihe is obviously bored and wants to find a little fun. Su Xiaoru can't do anything in the end. Her husband, especially Yihe, sometimes you have to coax him like a child.

Su Xiaoru said to Yihe, "It's okay to go to Tianshuimen to watch the bustle, but let's make an appointment with three chapters. First, don't kill people. Second, don't find faults. Third, don't randomly attract bees!" As soon as these three items came out, Yi He nodded and agreed in a hurry. These three conditions are simply unconditional. It's too simple. Yihe still believes that he can do it easily!

Su Xiaoru returned to the cabin and changed her palace costume, put on a veil, covered her face, and wore a ring around her waist. It looked graceful and unique. After looking at it, Yihe curled her lips with some dissatisfaction, saying that she was not as good as a nurse. Su Xiaoru kicked his calf fiercely.

"I don't want to say it directly!"

"Don't."

Yi He quickly smiled and said, "That's a joke, it looks good now. Honey, look at our refined magic weapon. There should be no problem to drive it out, right?" Yi He took out two magic weapons he made crudely, a sword and a Xiao.

Yi He gave Xiao to Su Xiaoru.

Su Xiaoru snorted. She understood what Xiao meant and stared at Yi. Su Xiaoru said, "What do you mean? Let's change, you blow the flute..."

Yihe rolled his eyes and said shamelessly, "If you don't change it, you won't change it. You don't have Xiao, you only have to blow up, and you don't feel it. I'm good with a sword, and I can fork at the critical moment... Our Xiao is called Ziyang Xiao, and the sword is called Ziyang Sword. Only in this way can we cooperate tacitly, isn't it?"

Su Xiaoru said, "I have never seen such a shameless person like you. Hurry up!"

A few poor Zhenyuan entered Ziyang Xiaozhong, and a green light flashed, and Su Xiaoru flew to the sky. She couldn't remember how long she had played such an interesting game of flying with swords. Yi He also followed, and the two turned into two rays of light and went away, and the maidservant who wore them stayed.

Flying in mid-air, a young man in white and with a folding fan soon came forward and asked gracefully, "Are you two going to participate in the treasure appraisal conference? Wuyouzi in Xiananhai, just on the way. I don't know if I can walk all the way?

Yihe took a look at this worry-free son, with a little white face. He must not be at ease when he approached himself. Then, Yi He thought of Su Xiaoru and his three covenant chapters and looked at his wife - as long as his wife ordered him, he would slap the fly to death now!

Su Xiaoru said, "Well, in this case, let's go all the way."

Yi He was a little crazy and shouted, "What do you mean? Let this little white face follow us? All right, all right, don't be angry, just follow. That Wuyouzi, right? My wife agrees with you to follow, but don't have any bad intentions, otherwise, I will definitely kill you..."

said so, but Yi He really doesn't mean to be angry. This little white face has no obscene thoughts in his heart. He is a good person. Yi He is to scare people.

Isn't it easy for him to know what these practitioners are thinking? So this man in white is almost completely transparent in front of Yihe, and there is no secret. Su Xiaoru stared at Yihe and said to the little white-faced carefree, "This Taoist friend doesn't have to be like this. My husband likes to joke with people, and his heart is still not bad!"

Wuyouzi smiled, and the three of them flew in groups!

He ran out of nearly tens of thousands of miles again. Suddenly, there was a fight in front of him. He saw the black gas rolling and blood in the scene, and he could see bursts of blue light flickering. Wuyouzi was shocked and shouted, "I don't know which Taoist friend is so embarrassed that he was besieged by demons. I should wait to help!"

Yi He stretched out his hand shamelessly and made a gesture of invitation, saying, "Wuyouzi Taoist friend, if you want help, go quickly. You can't catch the second bus when it's too late. We're here to flirt with you!"

"What is the second-way car?"

"The second-way car is a magic weapon for space-time movement. It can't be used by immortals in the upper world. It's extremely powerful and fast. If you want, I can sell it to you. How about a cheaper price? It's really good to be fooled, not to mention the second-way car, there is no problem with No. 133..."

Su Xiaoru rolled her eyes, patted Wuzi on the shoulder, and said, "This Taoist friend, if you want to be chivalrous and righteous, go there quickly. The people inside can't hold on!"

The couple are very consistent on this issue, and no one has the intention to go up to help - chivalry and righteousness is the task of righteous monks. They think they are not right people, so naturally they have no obligation to help others. And this little white face follows all the way, which is actually quite pleasing to the eye!

The worry-free son released his magic weapon, which turned out to be a cross-like thing. Between the silver light flashes, a lump of light balls flew and had a fierce collision with the soaring black gas, which blew up a large area of black gas, but Wuyouzi's little white face also turned pale.

He bit his lips tightly and waved his magic weapon all over the sky...

"Tianjizong's little son, don't mind your own business!"

A big hand pressed on Wuzi's heart and knocked him out at once. Su Xiaoru casually raised her hand and grabbed Wuyouzi, shook her head and said, "It's okay not dead." With a casual slap on Wuzi's back, Wuyouzi suddenly jumped alive... "You two."

Yi He said, "You rushed up without looking at the situation. It's no wonder that you met us today. If you had changed the time and place, you would have died by now. Let's go. You can't take care of this business. How much do you know about the grudges? I don't know anything. What are you blindly involved with?

Yi He shook his head and was speechless about this stunned little white face. You said that he looked so little white, why didn't he have the IQ of a little white face? What a shame.

Think about Zhao Zilong, the white horse and silver gun in the little white face. Hey, why is the gap between people so big?

Yi He and Su Xiaoru didn't want to care about this business. They flashed directly with their little white face and continued to rush on their way. All the way, they stopped in a valley and hit some game. Yi He ate his wife's barbecue with great interest, and their little white face almost didn't even pick up bones.

Su Xiaoru suddenly had a strange idea and insisted on receiving this little white face as an apprentice.

"Xiaoyi, do you think he looks like Chen Guanxi?"

"Well... don't mention this cuckold manufacturer."

"It's good to be an apprentice!"

Su Xiaoru's words did not mean to discuss with Yihe at all. Obviously, she wanted to settle down like this. Yi He looked at the little white face not far away very depressedly. The little white face was adjusting his energy. After all, running for a day was not something that ordinary people's physical strength could consume.

Yi He said, "To be a man, you have to be Guan Xi, but are you really willing to accept a guy who cuckolds countless men as an apprentice? Well, this little white face is still very beautiful, but does he look good on me?

Su Xiaoru smiled and said, "Your face is bigger than him!"

"Big white face? Dizzy."

Less gossip. In the blink of an eye, the next day, Su Xiaoru began to officially investigate this worry-free son. Along the way, she felt that in addition to being a little simple, this disciple was really useless and very pleasant. Su Xiaoru was very satisfied.

All the way to the Tianshui School, the three were assigned to the same courtyard. It will take some time for the convening of the treasure appraisal conference. Now it is a good opportunity for the monks to gather together to talk about mysteries. Many people come out to talk about the world and are very happy, as if they were going to the market.

Yi He and Su Xiaoru shuttled around a group of female monks. Those female monks were quite good to Su Xiaoru, but they didn't like Yi He - what do you mean you are a male monk and don't discuss with those people and mix with us?

Yi He had no choice but to bear the white eyes of these people. Su Xiaoru smiled and didn't want Yi He to be too embarrassed. He waved his hand and said to Yi He, "I've been doing well recently. I'll give you a holiday. Just play casually. Don't cause trouble, or I won't forgive you when you go home, and don't go to those female monks..."

Yi He rolled his eyes and said, "I'm not interested in them!"

Yihe strolled around and didn't find a good person to talk to. Finally, he simply followed Su Xiaoru*'s apprentice Wuyouzi to start talking. In terms of the broadcast of knowledge and the rich knowledge, even a dozen worry-free children are not as good as Yihe. In the process of Wuyouzi's intoxicated listening to Yihe's sermon, the sky was unconsciously late.

Yihe said casually, but the words were pearly, science, perception, the changes of the universe, the opening of heaven and earth, and many mysterious methods, which made Wuyouzi intoxicated and could not extricate himself. Finally, he fooled Wuyouzi into being dull and stupid, looking like a stone, leaving saliva at the corners of his mouth.

Since you want to be Su Xiaoru's apprentice, you can't humiliate your master, can you?

How important a fairy weapon is to a sect, especially in places like Tianshuimen. With fairy artifacts, it is enough to dominate this continent!

Tianshuimen told the world, hoping that Yihe could come forward to explain to Tianshuimen, but Tianshuimen looked too highly of themselves and too underestimated them. The couple didn't look at them at all, and in the end, their goal had to be fixed on the little white-faced carefree.

The three swords were magnificent and fell in front of a palace in the South China Sea. The three were white-bearded. They were all elders of the Tianshui Sect. They came to Tianji Sect and naturally looked for a little white face. They stopped outside and reported their names. After a short time, the array opened, and there were ripples between heaven and earth. The three of them flashed and went in.

The three elders explained their intentions in the living room, and the elders of the Jizong came to Wuyouzi to ask questions - naturally, they can't ask any results.

Then they asked Tianjizong to help calculate, and the result was even more obvious. Because of their cultivation, they couldn't calculate anything. Yihe doesn't even have to deceive the sky. They can't count - compared with Yihe Su Xiaoru, their cultivation is much worse, too much.

is still boating on the river.

Yi He said pleasantly, "Is it worth falling on our heads because of a toilet? But things are getting more and more interesting. Xiaoru, tell me, shall we play with them, or go straight up and shoot them all to death? Hey, why are people nowadays so shameless?"

Su Xiaoru rolled her eyes and said, "That's because there has been more and more shameless people in the world called Yihe."

"Dizzy, have you ever seen such a pure person as me?"

"Pretend, right?"

The two quarreled happily, but destroyed the comfortable scenery around them. After talking for a long time, they didn't say a reason. Simply, whatever, if you like to plant it, you can plant it. Anyway, they won't live here for long. They still have to leave.

Looking at the rolling river, Yihe sighed and said, "I kind of like this place!"

"The environment here is really good!"

Su Xiaoru echoed.

The next sentence of Yihe made Su Xiaoru's teeth itch... "It's fun here. There are so many people intrigues, but their IQ is not high. Such a world is so interesting. What's the difference between playing games and playing golden fingers? Do you have it? It feels so good to bully people!"

Su Xiaoru gave Yi He a chestnut fiercely - bullying people and knew how to bully people all day long. What else do you know besides this?

But yes, who made Yi He's current cultivation high or low?

A more powerful slap can slap him to death. If he is not as powerful as him, he will slap a large area to death, whether it is high or low, and half up and down. Such a day is so boring that it is easy to find a little fun. Su Xiaoru leaned against Yihe's arms... "How long will we stay here?"

"Love until the end of time!"

Su Xiaoru said, "It's a pity that we can't help it, and there are still so many things that can't be satisfactory. Hey... Why do you think our lives are so unsatisfactory?"

Yi He sighed and said, "Actually, there are more people than us who are unhappy, so we should be full of hope. The road is always ahead, and we always have to go on. For the sake of more people's fairness and for those who are inferior to us, we can't give up!"