Chapter 068 Fake Eunuch Cheats

Lu Shenyan saw that the book sent to Tong Guan was suddenly written "Notes for Purification". He thought that it was almost time for him to purify his body. The palace sent him to study and prepare. Seeing that he was speechless, Lu Shenyan sighed and went out of the room,

Although Tong Guan doesn't like to study hard, he still reads.

The book has dozens of pages. The first part is about the history of eunuchs. It is about that the eunuchs of the State of Qin were favored by the empress dowager, and they were powerful and were awarded the Marquis of Changxin. The eunuchs were generally served by people with low status. Their sources were either sinners who were sentenced to palace punishment, or selected from the young children of the people. After the Qin and Han Dynasties, eunuchs The system is more detailed. As a special political force, eunuchs have had a great impact on the political situation of many dynasties. After the First Emperor of Qin unified the six kingdoms, eunuchs were under the jurisdiction of the young government. In the early years of the Western Han Dynasty, Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, used scribes as permanent attendants in view of the lessons of Qin's death. In the Eastern Han Dynasty, the regular attendants of the emperor were filled by eunuchs, and they conveyed The imperial edict was in charge of documents. In the Tang Dynasty, there was an internal servant province. Its chief was a prison and a young prison. The eunuch was managed by the internal servant province, the palace bureau, the Xi official bureau, the internal servant bureau and the internal government bureau. He was in charge of the books, doormen, bereavement, warehouse supply and other matters in the palace. The eunuch called "eunuchs", which was a matter after the Sui and Tang Dynasties. At the reign of Emperor Gaozong of the Tang Dynasty, it was changed to the palace. The province is the central imperial palace, with eunuchs as eunuchs, young eunuchs, and later eunuchs are also commonly known as eunuchs,

Seeing this Tong Guan, he understood that the eunuch was not just a eunuch serving the emperor, because there was only one man in the palace to serve in the palace of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. This is because the imperial power is supreme,

He continued to look down and introduced several methods of purifying the body, including palace punishment and folk self-purification methods. Is this for yourself to choose?

The palace punishment is more cruel. First, use a white cloth or bandage to tightly tie the lower abdomen and upper part of the thigh of the clean person, which seems to be paralytic and prevent excessive bleeding. Then carefully wash the part of the surgery with chili water, and then the knife, which is a little bent like a sickle. Of course, the knife is very sharp. The knife man pinched the critical point of the surgeon with one hand, and suddenly cut off the important place with the knife with the other hand. In the blink of an eye, the treasure that marked the man was separated from the eunished body of the eunish. Then he inserted a white wax needle into the man's urethra, and then tied it tightly. The wound was soaked in cold. The paper of water is covered, and then carefully wrapped. After this set of procedures, the eunuched person has to be helped to walk in the room for two or three hours before he can stay in bed. Three days after the operation, the water must not drip. After three days, the white wax needle is pulled out, so that even if it is done,

The second is the folk method of purifying the body by the people. When the boy was young, he strangled the child's egg from the root with a small rope, which not only did not affect urination, but also prevented the development of the egg. Over time, the egg gradually died of necrosis. At this time, it was cut off with a knife. This kind of man who cleaned his body still retained the function of urination, but it Fertility must have been lost,

The last one is to keep kneading the egg with your hand. Finally, at the right time, crush the egg hard, and prick the egg continuously with a needle. In this way, the egg will gradually lose its function after a long time.

The second one is impossible. No matter which one you look at, the child's hair is damaged. The first one is too bloody, and the last one is really too painful.

The third part of the book is some rules and taboos that eunuchs should abide by in the palace. Tong Tong thought that he also knew more or less about these. When he finished reading these, there were four or five blank pages in the last few pages. What does this mean? How can there be a few pages blanks? Is it the time of binding? Something went wrong, Tong Guan was thinking in a daze, and Lu Shenyan came back,

"Well, you're still in a daze here. Mrs. Rou asked you to go there."

Tong Guan casually put the book in his arms and followed Lu Shenyan to see Rouer. Emotionally, Tong Guan was closer to Rouer. After all, Rouer also took good care of him after the absence of Yue Xia.

Rouer was sad when she heard Lu Shenyan say that it seemed that the day of Tong Guan was about to enter the palace, but she knew that things could not be changed, so she said some instructions, but when she saw Tong Guan listening, she was in a daze. Rouer asked, "Dodao fu herself not want to go? If so, I will go to go to the prince and say a few more to the emperor."

Tong Guan choked for a moment and thought that after he entered the palace, the two wives in the family were probably more sad, but if he didn't enter the palace, he would make trouble again sooner or later. He hurriedly said, "Er Niang, no, there is one thing I can't figure out why some books have many blank pages."

"Is there something wrong with the binding? Is there any wordless book?"

The wordless book, one sentence reminds Tong Guan that the things that come out of the palace have always been rigorous, and it is absolutely impossible to make an error page,

He said goodbye to Rouer and immediately went to Shen Kuo to ask if there was really such a wordless book,

Shen Kuo told Tong Guan that there are several ways to try. For example, if you write with rice washing water, you can't see it on the paper. You can use rice vinegar to make the words appear.

Tong Guan returned to the house, drilled into the kitchen to find the rice vinegar, carefully dipped it on his finger and gently wiped it on the blank page. He was nervous but not disappointed. Seeing the handwriting shown above, Tong Guan was stunned,

What surprised Tong Guan was nothing else. The above was actually the method of not giving up the body. The so-called law of not giving up the body was a secret method of shrinking eggs into the abdomen. I had never heard of shrinking yang before, but I had never heard of shrinking eggs, but this law made people think that they were born without eggs, so naturally they didn't have to do any more surgery. It is said that this is a congenital disease, but according to the saying in this book, it can be practiced by yourself.

After reading it word by word, Tong Guan has kept it in mind. No matter how to try it first, there is no harm. At worst, it is not to let people cut it. Suddenly, he thought that this book is strange. If it comes from the palace, isn't it blatantly teaching people to be a fake eunuch? He hurried to ask Lu Shenyan who sent it to send it. Lu Shenyan replied, "Two people sent you a letter in three days. I don't know who they are, but you said you must read it before entering the palace. I guess it's from the palace."

The more Tong Guan thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. The book could not be kept. He grabbed the book and went to the kitchen, lit the stove and threw the book into the stove to burn it. Coincidentally, he was touched by Rouer and asked what Tong Guan burned. Tong Guan did not hide the fact that there was a word in the book.

After listening to Tong Guan, Rouer was glad that the mother and son were not her mother and son, and all she could say was that. In the future, it was inconvenient for Rouer to ask, and Tong Guan would not say anything, but just reassured Rouer,

These are how Tong Guan's fake eunuchs muddle through, but Tong Guan seems to be born with a disability, but the real eunuchs make him not suffer from the real envy and jealousy. Saying this, Tong Guan smiled bitterly: "In the first few months of my entry into the palace, there are always eunuchs who come to see it. Looking at this natural disease, it's hard to be a good time to be a eunuch.

The king looked at Tong Guan curiously, and he had never heard of the egg shrinking skill: "The dolph's egg now is flexible." As soon as he said this, Wang himself laughed,

Tong Guan blushed and smiled shyly: "Do you want me to teach you?"

"Don't, I still don't learn well." You don't have to experience it yourself. Just thinking about Wang, you feel uncomfortable. "It's good that your ** has been saved, but who sent this book, and the eunuch is allowed to marry a wife and concubine. Since you can do things, how can you still be alone?"

"A real eunuch can, I, a fake eunuch, can't. In case someone is unhappy, won't it be exposed? As for the beginning of this book, I also want to know, but the person who sent the book has not contacted me for a long time. At that time, I was also worried every day in the palace. There are people who know the truth in this palace, maybe my brain. The bag will fall off at any time, and I don't know why the person who sent the book gave me this book.

"Exactly, Doroff was right. Did you know it later?"

"I know..." Tong Guan suddenly didn't want to go on. It's not his own business. The people concerned are too important.

Although Wang is his godfather, this matter can't be said. It's not that he doesn't trust Wang's side, but that the current Tong Guan has passed the age of his establishment. He is no longer a teenager 14 years ago. He has his own idea. The reason why he tells Wang his identity is to remember the father and son's feelings in the past, so that Wang's side can rest assured, but if later Wang's side knows that he really can't rest assured. What's more, sometimes Tong Guan also thinks that too many things have happened in the past 14 years. His own business is his own business, and he can't figure out Wang's thoughts.

Wang saw Tong Guan's hesitation. If he continued to ask, it would be a little too boring. He smiled and said, "Being a eunuch also has the advantage of being a eunuch, but the eunuch is three grades lower than the minister. Even if you work hard, the official position will be like that."

"What's that? Everything must be reversed, and it's not necessarily that the eunuch will always be under the courtiers. Dad, you have not been in the court all these years. You don't know that Li Xian and Li Zifan, who made up for the Inner Yellow Gate in the reign of Emperor Renzong of the Song Dynasty and was promoted to worship officials. After Zhao Yu ascended the throne, he repeatedly participated in supervising and directing the border expeditions, and he could put forward some good things. The suggestion and victory was achieved. The official went to the Xuanzhou observation position, the Xuanzheng envoy, and the internal deputy. He moved to the Xuanqing envoy. At one time, he also managed the finance, saving six-tenths of the redundancy. He also expanded the land to surrender the enemy, built Lanzhou City, and entered the Jingfu Hall envoy and the Wuxin army. In this battle of Yongle City, Li Shunju was praised by the emperor again, saying that he was martyred the country, and It is said that the eunuchs are more familiar with the military than the courtiers and have the courage to do things.

The king sighed, "How can I hear this? It seems that the emperor is very disappointed in being a minister."

Tong Guan said, "These literary ministers also deserve it. Li Shunju is an honest man. He opposed military adventure strategy from the beginning. Before leaving, he ran to Wang Kui, who went to the third prime minister, and said that the duty of our inner minister is to sweep the courtyard and wipe the windows. The prime minister really thought that he could lead the army to fight, but Wang Kui replied. : Why should the escort be humble? If the old man borrowed the escort to appease the border for peace, Li Shunju couldn't believe that Wang Kui would be so brazen and retreated angrily.

Wang said: This shameless, that is, the incompetence of these people, eventually led to the dictatorship of Tong Guan, Zang Shicheng and other eunuchs,