079: Out of the teahouse to suppress the unevenness (three update)
The general's wisdom broke the song and returned to the bandit?
Lv Ning frowned slightly. The word "general" sounded very familiar, and I didn't know which general it was.
While thinking about it, I heard the little old man continue to say, "Let's say that there is a small country not far from my Central Plains, and the name is called to return to China. The people there are all ferocious, perverse, and barbaric. There is a prince named Suldan in the Quhui Kingdom. This Suldan was born with a thick waist and short legs. He was very ugly, but he didn't think it was ugly, but thought it was beautiful. He ran all the way to me and wanted to find a family in the Central Plains.
When Lu Ning heard this sentence, she couldn't help laughing and almost spit it out.
It is said that the truth can't be told in the storyteller. And he can say the living as dead, the dead as living, and the white as black, and the black as white. I just didn't expect that I could say that the beautiful is ugly and the ugly is beautiful. Surdan was born with a burly figure and a beautiful face. Not to mention returning to China, even walking back and forth on the street of the Central Plains, he may also be about to harvest a basket of flowers. How can there be a saying of "thick waist and short legs". If the tower-like figure is still "thick waist and short legs", what kind of figure is handsome and straight?
But he heard the storyteller's old man say, "It's pitiful to think that the people who return to China. Even such a prince has grown up like this, you can just imagine what the people in that country look like. Thinking of the woman who returned to China, she is also a big mouthful of blood, Niu Lingyan, and it is not surprising that Prince Surdan doesn't like it. Everyone loves beauty, otherwise they wouldn't have gone so far to find relatives. However, it was this Suldan with a thick waist and short legs that fell in love with the most beautiful woman in my South China Dynasty - the eldest princess Lu Ning.
Lv Ning's hand shook.
In the same way, have you become the object of this storyteller? She quietly looked down and saw the old, old and young people sitting at the table drinking tea, all with interesting expressions on their faces. Thinking about it, this book should have become the talk of the market people after dinner. Lu Ning sighed helplessly, but these people were so bold that even the royal family dared to use it to make up lies. I just have a little friendship with Suldan. How can I say that Suldan has a fancy for him?
At that time, the storyteller continued to say, "I think of me to the eldest princess, but the sinking fish and the geese close the moon and shy flowers. Her willow leaves and eyebrows are bent like a crescent moon, her apricot eyes are as full of autumn water, and her pink face is like peaches and skin is like fat. It's not that you and I, even the immortals in the sky, will call her three points of 'beautiful' when they see it.
What he said made Lu Ning more and more embarrassed. This storyteller's mouth can really describe sesame seeds as mung beans and mung beans as big watermelons. Thinking about myself in those years, I can be called beautiful at most. How can I even be praised by immortals? And if you really want to talk about beauty, you were three times less beautiful than you were now. If the beauty of this face is put in the mouth of the storyteller, how can you compare the Chang'e in the sky?
"Let's say that this Suldan, seeing the beauty of Princess Green Ning, is coveted. As if the toad saw the swan, he thought about this beautiful white swan all day long. When he was in the Central Plains, he knew that he was ugly and did not dare to say anything, but when he returned to China, he missed the beauty of Princess Lv Ning more and more. At that moment, he sent a team of carriages and horses, brought some things, and ran to our South China Dynasty to propose marriage. Thinking that this team of people came to propose marriage, they were all ugly and scared many people along the way. When the three-year-old child saw it, he was so scared that he fainted. How can I marry this ugly barbarian country? My Emperor Yongjia rejected their request. Surdan was so angry that he sent troops to attack. In this way, Luo Jin, Marquis of Beijing, our 'General Kirin' went to surrender.
After saying that, the awakening wood "popped" and knocked on the table again.
The sound of awakening wood, Wanruo patted on Lu Ning's heart and made a loud noise, which made her whole body tremble violently.
Are all these things told by the storyteller true? Did Suldan really send someone to propose marriage?
It is said that the storyteller's mouth is full of exaggerated words, but... Although in order to make a splash and make people laugh, it still needs to have a basis in the end? If there is such a case of marriage proposal, then what the previous person said was that he had harmed Surdan, and he believed that it was not false.
In this way, most of the reason why Naqu returned to China to fight with the Central Plains was because of himself?
Lv Ning felt a coolness in the bottom of her heart, which slowly expanded little by little, and finally spread to the whole body and mind, and even the fingertips became cold.
Yes, she remembered that when she just woke up in Beijing Houfu, she had heard the conversation between Shuizhuer and Yancui. What did they say?
"... I heard that the emperor's love for Princess Lv Ning has far exceeded the boundaries of brother and sister. Think about it, Princess Luning is 18 years old, and she hasn't been married to anyone. You don't know what country our marquis fought that year? I really forgot the name, but I heard that it was because their prince had seen the beauty of Princess Lvning and went to send someone to propose marriage. The emperor was furious and killed the messenger and sent our marquis to fight..."
Yes, yes, there is no cause, where did the consequences come from?
It's all my fault!
Lv Ning slowly closed her eyes, and the heart that wanted to forget everything and start again hurt violently again. Things are often ridiculous and cruel. She wants to get rid of everything in the past, but every time she thinks she can get rid of it, there are deeper shackles to trap her. She wants to struggle, but she just gets tighter and tighter.
Lu Ning sighed and didn't want to listen to the storyteller's eloquent. She only drank a few sips of tea, called Xiao Er to wrap the snacks, paid Yin Liang and got up and left.
Who would have just walked out of the teahouse? There was a quarrel not far away, and there was a girl's cry.
Lv Ning looked over curiously, but saw a reckless man in a rustic coat, grabbing the wrist of a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl, and he wanted to drag her away. The girl was described as Shang Xiao, holding a simple Huqin in her arms and plain clothes. At first glance, she knew that she was a singing girl, and there was an old man beside her, who was jumping over. He took the reckless man's hand and cried, "Grandpa, you can do it. It's not easy for our ancestors and grandchildren. You must not be so strong."
"Well, you ignorant old man, our master wants to listen to the song and asks you to go up and play. Why don't you go? Do you have to be so strong?" The reckless man rolled his eyes and stared at the old man.
"Oh, uncle, we can't sing the little song you said. My granddaughter, how can I have this kind of song? The old man begged pitifully.
"Wh, it's not up to you." The reckless man snorted coldly, grabbed the girl hard and walked to the restaurant next to her. "When you see my master, you will know everything."
After saying that, I laughed for a while.
The girl cried, struggled while crying, and begged, "I won't go, I won't go, you let me go!"
The reckless man suddenly turned around, raised his hand and slapped the girl in the face. He said angrily, "No eye-catching thing, this is your creation. If you see my master and make him happy, don't you want anything!"
The girl's face immediately turned red when she was beaten. When the little old man saw that his granddaughter was beaten, he rushed to rob people, but he was caught by the reckless man and tried to throw it out.
But at this time, a paper fan pressed against his throat.
"Shameless reckless man, the blue sky and day, dare to rob the people's daughter here, you are really lawless." The cold voice, accompanied by a fragrance, made the reckless man's heart beat and looked back, but saw a young man in a blue shirt standing beside him. The prince was extremely beautiful, with beautiful eyebrows and eyes, a little more beautiful than a woman, but he had a delicate figure. At first sight, he knew that he was a sissy.
At that moment, he snorted coldly, looked sideways and said, "I think it's something, but it turns out to be a poor Confucian who is worse than a woman. Get out of here for grandpa, or you won't be able to eat!"
Hearing the reckless man's words so wildly, he made Lu Ning laugh. It should be known that although I am not a master, I am not as strong as Luo Jin and Luo Feng. But after all, he has practiced several flower fists and embroidered legs since he was a child, and this reckless man knew at a glance that he was a fierce pus, and he could subdue him with just a few strokes. At that moment, he was not annoyed. He raised his hand, took the fan as his palm, and swept heavily towards the reckless man's big face.
But when he heard the big man's scream, he didn't care about the old man and the girl. He just stepped back a few steps and shouted with his big face.
Here, Lu Ning hurriedly pulled the girl and the old man aside, and then said to the old man, "Take your granddaughter and go quickly."
The old man knew that it was not appropriate to stay here for a long time, so he said "Thank you for your kindness" and hurriedly ran to the entrance of the alley with the girl.
"Bah, don't run away!"
With a shrill shout, he rushed out of the restaurant with four or five little men with crooked hats, grabbed the old man, forced him to the corner of the street, and surrounded Lu Ning.
Lu Ning stood in the middle with a paper fan in her hand, and her black and white eyes slipped around the people around her.
"Haha, boy, you are capable." The shrill voice sounded, but a man with a sharp-billed monkey cheek and a bright pink gown came out of the restaurant. That guy is really an obscene appearance, with eight-character eyebrows and eight-character eyes, but his mouth is not an inverted eight-character. His eyes swept around Lu Ning's body, and then smiled and said, "Oh, what a good-looking little scholar. Look at your appearance, it's three points, no, five points more beautiful than many women in the capital. Today, when I look at your face, I'm four points less angry. No, six points, how about the little scholar, you and the young master and I go into the restaurant to drink, chat, and turn war into jade. Isn't it great joy?