Rebirth of literary style

Chapter 326 Shameless Doron

Ten minutes later, "The Dragon Religion of the Deer Tripod" began to play. The fake empress dowager entered the blood pool, recovered her real body, and became a dragon played by Jin Yuzhi. He took over the position of the leader of the Dragon Sect and escorted Wu Yingxiong, the son of the king of Pingxi, to the capital.

Wei Xiaobao returned to his hometown and met Ake's assassination. Wei Xiaobao intended to cheat, but Wu Yingxiong and Long Er recognized the plot.

After Wei Xiaobao entered the palace, he said, "The emperor hasn't come yet?"

Shuang'er said, "Sang, why are you so anxious to ask us to come?"

Wei Xiaobao said angrily, "I was bullied on the street today. I want to revenge with you two after meeting the emperor."

"Who dares to bully you?"

Wei Xiaobao said, "Of course, he has some ability to bully me. His fists are big, his eyes are like copper bells, his tongue is as long as a cow's tongue, and he is taller than me."

At this time, Long'er, played by Jin Yuzhi, passed by Wei Xiaobao with a folding fan. Wei Xiaobao patted Long'er on the shoulder and said, "Kid, stop, it looks like him. You two look closer. The more you look at it, the more similar it becomes. It's exactly the same.

Longer knocked on the heart of her hand with a fan and said, "How can my tongue be as long as a cow's tongue?"

Wei Xiaobao jumped back and said, "You are really a sissy. Dare to come to my place and beat him."

The two children drew their swords together, but they were not Long'er's opponents at all. Wei Xiaobao said, "You two stand up first. I'll find someone to help."

All the people in the cinema laughed and secretly said that Wei Xiaobao was too shameless. After Kangxi arrived, Wei Xiaobao hurried forward and said, "Your Majesty, the sissy in the black hat broke into the forbidden palace and tried to peek at the noble concubine bathing. I was about to stop it and was beaten by him.

"Is this really the case?" Yes!"

Wu Yingxiong said beside him, "Lord Wei, what's your job!"

"If you are not as good as a university scholar and Lu Dinggong, what advice does this gentleman have?"

Wu Yingxiong smiled and said, "Do you see who I am?"

"Oh!" Wei Xiaobao exclaimed and whispered in Kangxi's ear. Kangxi said, "Do you think he is that sissy party?"

"Yes!"

Kangxi said, "Weiqing's family, don't talk nonsense. This is Wu Yingxiong, the eldest son of Wu Sangui, the king of Pingxi. This time he entered the palace to discuss national affairs with me."

When Wei Xiaobao heard this, he looked happy and grabbed Wu Yingxiong's hand and smiled, "The little prince is really magnificent. It's really better to meet than to meet..."

Wu Yingxiong shook off Wei Xiaobao's hand in disgust and pointed to Long'er and said, "This Long'er is the first fierce general under Xiao Wang. I took him into the palace."

Wei Xiaobao rushed forward exaggeratedly and smiled, "Brother!" Seeing Long'er on the back of her hand ignored him. Wei Xiaobao smiled without hesitation and said, "The fierce brother is so famous that it's better to meet!"

Long'er smiled and said, "What did you say about me just now?"

Wei Xiaobao looked up and laughed: "I said that your martial arts are strong, and my admiration for you is like a continuous river...!"

Kangxi said, "Xiaobao, don't talk nonsense and order a banquet."

Chu Guoliang looked at Zhong Zhicheng's free performance on the screen and said annoyanly, "Damn, why didn't I find this boy had such a talent before!"

Li Wenfeng, vice president of Jiangnan Film and Television Group, said, "Mr. Chu, as the old saying goes, there are often thousands of miles of horses, but Bole is not often there!"

Chu Guoliang said angrily, "Do you mean I can't have a vision?"

Li Wenfeng smiled and said, "I just think of such a saying. Mr. Chu, don't mind!"

Chu Guo's chest fluctuated, but Jiangnan Film and Television Group is strong, and he can't do anything to the other party. He can only swallow this breath.

Several professors who came from the capital are mostly judges of the "Ziye Literature Award" and want to see the effect of this novel made into a movie. Wei Wen and Xu Jingnian are also among them.

Xu Qingning, who came with him, said to his father, "Dad, this Wei Xiaobao can talk big and flatter than in the novel!"

Xu Jingnian said, "This movie has the essence of the original work!"

Wei Wenzhao smiled and said, "Zhang Duo's novel, if Zhang Duo still can't grasp the essence, it will be strange!"

On the screen, Kangxi married Wu Yingxiong and married Princess Jianning to Yunnan. On the way to see him off, he met the one-armed god Ni and kidnapped Wei Xiaobao and Wu Yingxiong.

The pace of the whole movie is very fast, and the style is quite spoof. After Wei Xiaobao worshipped the one-armed god Ni as his teacher, the three masters and apprentices and Wu Yingxiong walked on the street. Wei Xiaobao said, "Master, is the one-armed knife king your father?"

The one-armed god Ni smiled and said, "No!"

Wei Xiaobao said, "There is an inn!"

Four people came forward and said, "There is really an inn!"

The camera rose, and the plaque of the inn was really an inn. In the inn, the boss's wife played by Doron is extremely ugly, and the fake breasts in front of him always fall down. From time to time, he held his hand up, but made the customers who came in disgusted.

A little two-dressed man appeared beside Duolong and nodded and said, "Lord Duo, why do you always stare at that man?"

When the camera turned, a woman dressed as a man was eating, but her eyes were staring outside. Doron said, "That's a woman!"

Xiao Er said, "How could you know?"

Doron said, "All men will vomit when they see me. He is the only one who doesn't vomit. It must be a woman dressed as a man."

Xiao Er looked admiring and said exaggeratedly, "The adults are smart and peerless, and their admiration for adults is like a surging river...!"

Doron slapped Xiao Er aside and said, "Shut up!"

At this time, the four people with one arm entered the inn. Wei Xiaobao saw that the master went upstairs to confess, but he was simply scolded by Ake.

Wei Xiaobao, who walked with his head down, bumped into Duolong, a man dressed as a woman, and was disgusted by Dolon. Doron held a copper basin and continued to * while saying, "Lord Wei, you are really a man among men, and you can even vomit so wonderfully!"

When the two arrived at the quiet place, Wei Xiaobao said, "Dolong, what are you doing?"

Dolong smiled and said, "Lord Wei, shall we come quickly? I know that there is only this inn within 50 miles, so I ambushed here to rescue you!" After saying that, Doron also held the disguise on his chest.

Wei Xiaobao said proudly, "I don't need you to rescue, I have already won the trust of the old nun!" That's why I came here to get her...!"

Dolong smiled and said, "Adults have a unique taste, and the old nuns are also interested!" I admire you, I admire you!"

Wei Xiaobao said angrily, "I admire your mother! I want to get her apprentice, Ake! Have you brought my luggage?"

The shopkeeper who came out to talk before jumped out and said, "Of course, even the adult's courtship suit has been brought."

Wei Xiaobao pointed to this man and said, "Well, this young man is so smart and promising!" Wei Xiaobao said, turned around with his clothes and walked away.

Doron was furious and scolded while beating, "You bastard, how dare you flatter me."

At night, Dolon first covered his mouth with his hand, then bent his knees, his body was short, and said with a smile, "It's so handsome! Your excell handsomeness gushes out like a surging river, and the villain's admiration for you...!"

Wei Xiaobao waved his hand and said, "Can you not always go to my vagina?"

After that, Doron recommended his ** to Wei Xiaobao and was swept directly to the ground by Wei Xiaobao. He took out his treasure. I loved a piece of firewood and was ready to drug Ake.

Unlucky, the one-armed god Ni came at this time and got "I love a firewood". The crazy Shenni chased people everywhere, and the Saint Dragon of the Dragon Sect also found it here.

Long'er asked Shenni to hand over the son and Wei Xiaobao. Duolong ordered his men to go out to fight, but he was blown away by Long'er's palms. Long'er said, "Let's catch the traitor Wei Xiaobao first!"

Wei Xiaobao said angrily, "Is it me again?"

Doron turned to look at Wei Xiaobao with a stunned face. Wei Xiaobao said, "Your eyes are so unscrupulous. What do you want?"

Dolong said innocently, "Lord Wei, that's not what you think of me, do you? My righteousness is dry, and my admiration for you is like a continuous river!"

As soon as the camera turned, Duolong took Wei Xiaobao with his sword and walked out of the inn and continued to say, "It's like the Yellow River flooding, and it's out of control!" The funniest thing is that Wei Xiaobao's waist is also a sign of Wei Xiaobao, an ancient sinner.

Wei Xiaobao said angrily, "You bastard, you sell your friends for glory and have no righteousness!"

Dolong smiled and said, "No, Lord Wei, one death is better than two deaths, at least I have to worship you!"

Cheng Zhiquan smiled and said, "This Duolong is actually more hypocritical than Wei Xiaobao. His admiration for you is like the endless river, like the flood of the Yellow River and is out of control. It will definitely become a popular mantra." After saying that, he wrote this passage on his notebook!

Lan Xin smiled and said, "It's so funny, but the bridge is too vulgar!"

Cheng Zhiquan said, "It's nothing, it's not a big deal!"

The following plot is still both funny and sarcastic, and classic lines emerge one after another. In the film, Tiandihui is a terrorist organization in the Qing Dynasty, and Chen Jinnan is a stupid and loyal character, a tragedy all his life. In the film, Xiaobao asked why he had to clear it. His answer was: This is my lifelong volunteer. Xiaobao said deeply and looked helpless!

Zhong Zhicheng's acting is really good. Jianning is pregnant, and Xiaobao is going to deal with Wu Sangui's affairs. This is actually risking his life. Jianning asked him "even if he doesn't care about the big ones, but also care about the small ones." Zhong Zhicheng's performance here changed his previous hippie smile, "I care about the big and the small."

There is nothing deliberately sensational, but with a serious expression and a slightly slower speed than before, it is such a little change, and I feel that it comes out immediately and is excellent in characterization.

Later, Chen Jinnan was caught by Feng Xifan and dedicated to Kangxi. The atmosphere of the film began to appear a little solemn. For example, Wei Xiaobao must not react much at this time when the emperor tested him and asked him to kill Chen Jinnan, which would make Kangxi suspect and not in line with the logic of the plot. But he can't be without change, so he has to let the audience see the fluctuations in his heart!

Zhong Zhicheng's treatment is very good. His body language remains basically unchanged, his eyes flash slightly, and his eyebrows frown and loosened. I'm afraid it's too late to take a screenshot of this change. However, when it flashed by, the audience saw and felt Wei Xiaobao's panic and intolerance.