Chapter 262: The same absurd
Liu Sheng Killing God is a myth in Dongyang, and it is also a nightmare of the Middle-earth people in those years. Now when they see this "Liu Sheng Killing God" running away in dismay, they are even more posed by Lin Tianchu, and everyone has an indescribable sense of comfort in their hearts.
Because of these changes, this year's Doudan Conference has changed, and the most important evaluation links have also been deleted. Of course, it is also because everyone's skills of practicing elixir are difficult to distinguish, so it is like this.
In fact, if you really want to compare, when Ximen is the strongest, even Gongsun Duyi, who can practice Jiuqing magic elixir, has to admit that he can't practice an elixir that can make jade and stems rebirth at all.
"Is it really possible to rebirth of jade and stem?" At the banquet afterwards, the old hooligan Beitang was asking.
"What do you think?"
Ximen Wanli, who is also very drunk, has changed his usual style without hindrance. I'm not sure that I don't deny it, and my mouth is very strict.
"I don't believe it." Bei Tangzheng said.
"Well, I'll do an experiment." Ximen smiled treacherously: "Brother Gongsun borrowed me a knife. I cut the old rogue's chicken and chicken, and then fed him the elixir to let him be reborn as a chicken and chicken."
As soon as this came out, all the family owners and their children also laughed without manners, especially those children of the family. They didn't think that the masters of the older generation could be so indevious... Ah, no, it's funny, humorous, **, slutty.
Nangong Tiexin blushed. Obviously, he didn't like these yellow jokes too much. Lin Tianchu looked at it from afar, felt a cold back, and poured himself a sip of wine: "I can't climb the mountain."
"What mountain?" Hearing Lin Tianchu's self-spoken, Gongsunye, who sat beside him, asked.
"Bruple-back Mountain." Lin Tianchu said.
"Uh!"
Gongsun Ye looked at Lin Tianchu, reacted, looked at Nangong Tiexin, and then looked back at Lin Tianchu. His big eyes were constantly flashing, and the head, which was simply a waste of not writing novels, was weaving countless plots about post-modern sad and beautiful love stories.
The leading actor: Lin Tianchu, male, female lover.
The heroine: Nangong Tiexin, gender male, love male.
Time: modern or ancient.
Location: Brokenback Mountain, also known as Backback Mountain.
Film review: The theme of the film is clear, far-reaching, and educational. The expressions of the hero and heroine are in place, and the physical interpretation is often real. The only drawback is that the film is extremely deceptive. You are obviously a pair of friends. Why do you advertise that the sexual orientation of the two is normal? To sum up, one sentence summary: your sister's.
Lin Tianchu's heart was cold. Naturally, he didn't know that his unwar for no reason was because he felt that Gongsunye's small universe was running.
Gongsun Dui walked forward and whispered, "Elder Lin, can you come with me?"
Gongsun Duyi is so polite in front of Lin Tianchu, and he has no airs at all. Lin Tianchu didn't want to refuse, so he had to follow.
The two went to the back hall of Yaolu. The back hall was full of medical books, and there were also several photosensitive objects planted around. They were well ventilated. As soon as they came in, they felt that the wine had dissipated a lot.
"Senior Lin." Gongsun Dui suddenly knelt down and kowtowed heavily.
"What are you doing? Please get up quickly."
Although Lin Tianchu can stand this kowtow from the perspective of his real generation, when an old man kneels in front of his face, he can't be indifferent, even if the old man is strong in martial arts and strong.
"Yes." After all, Gongsun is a modern man, and he is also willing to kneel down. He stood up and asked respectfully, "Senior Lin, are you hurt?"
"It's okay." Lin Tianchu replied with a wry smile.
"Oh." Gongsun's unique eyes were old and hot. At a glance, he could see that Lin Tianchu was lying. He was eager to take out a bottle of elixir from his arms: "Senior, this is the elixir practiced by the younger generation, which has the effect of relieving internal injury. Please accept it."
"Thank you." Lin Tianchu knew that it was not a joke to be injured by Tianpin master, so he was not polite to Gongsun and readily accepted the elixir.
And Lin Tianchu knows more that Gongsun deliberately does not say Dan's name, so it can only prove that this elixir is not extraordinary. Thinking of this, Lin Tianchu remembers it in his heart, and today's kindness will definitely be reciproced.
Lin Tianchu is such a person. He is not artificial and has different grudges. I will repay ten times for those who treat me well. If I treat those who are not good, I will repay them a hundred times!
Gongsun Du saw that Lin Tianchu accepted the elixir and breathed a sigh of relief. Elder Lin, wait a minute. I have something to show you.
"Lord Gongsun, don't call me Elder Lin in the future. Call me Tianchu." Lin Tianchu said that Gongsun thought about it and agreed. After all, Lin Tianchu's appearance is young. He really doesn't feel good when he screams in front of an old man.
"Yes, Qian... Tian Chu." Gongsun Duyi did not respect or decrease because he changed his name, but became stronger. Just a moment, I'll be back."
Lin Tianchu nodded. As Gongsun Dui said, after ten breaths, he went back, holding a picture scroll in his hand and spreading it on the table: "Please have a look."
Lin Tianchu leaned his head and looked at it. He saw that the paper of the painting was yellow. He was old, and the person in the picture was actually himself.
Lin Tianchu in the painting is dressed in a green shirt, with a long sword belt, which looks elegant and beautiful. There is a little uninhibited in his eyes, which is obviously the moody black impermanence 800 years ago.
"Is this painting written by Dr. Gongsun?" Lin Tianchu touched himself in the painting and asked.
"Please look here." Gongsun Du nodded and pointed to the corner of the scroll.
Lin Tianchu looked at it and saw eight words written in cursive script: "When you return to Yang, dominating the world again!"
"Wait for me to be sunny?" Lin Tianchu's heart was shocked, and there was a ridiculous idea in his heart: "Isn't it that I didn't travel through time, but to be reborn?"
"No, no, if I am reborn, then I should come out of Qianzhangya and won't fall on the roof of the ninth sister. This is definitely impossible!"
Lin Tianchu denied his idea, but when he denied it, the figure of the white-haired cat demon came to his mind. When he first saw Bai Mao, Lin Tianchu was only happy about the achievements of his friends 800 years ago, and he also traveled through time. Such a ridiculous thing can also happen to him. So how can it be impossible for a domestic cat to be reborn 800 years ago?
At the beginning, Lin Tianchu also suspected that this white hair was not the one 800 years ago, but similar to himself, but the psychic heart of Bai Mao actually showed a long-time friend's attachment after seeing him, which made Lin Tianchu sure that this white hair was definitely 800 years ago. One.
"Tianchu, when were you reborn?" Sure enough, Gongsun was the only one who thought he was reborn.
"I'm not reborn." Lin Tianchu told the truth, although he was a little unbearable, he didn't want to hide it from this old man.
"Isn't it still sunny?" Sure enough, Gongsun's whole body was shocked, "Well... you are!"
"Crossing."
Lin Tianchu said two words that could not be bloody, and he suddenly felt that it seemed that time travel was more ridiculous than rebirth. After Gongsun Duyi heard this, his face changed color and was full of disappointment, as if his words had ruined the eight hundred years of achievements of the Gongsun family.
"I'm sorry." Lin Tianchu had a shame in his heart, although he didn't know where he was.
"Hmm. This has nothing to do with you. In fact, I also know that the creation of my ancestors will probably not be successful, but when I see you and you admit that you were black and capricious 800 years ago, I was really proud, but... Not to mention, I'm old and can't stand the ups and downs.
To make an old man so sad, Lin Tianchu's heart became more and more ashamed. "Master Gongsun, in the future, the Gongsun family will be a friend of Lin. As long as Gongsun family says a word, Lin will definitely go in the fire and will never say a word."
"Okay, okay, okay..." Gongsun shouted three times in a row. Although his mood could not calm down immediately, he was also much more cheerful. By the way, this thing was left by the ancestors. Here you are.
"This is..."
After taking what Gongsun handed to him, he saw that it was a box with a compass set on steel. There were 108 sets of branches on the compass. The image was actually similar to the one given to Xiongba in the movie "Fengyun".
"This is a relic left by the ancestors. There are 108 sets of heavenly stems and earth branches on it. As long as it is arranged correctly, you can open the box, but for 800 years, no one in the family can open the box." Gongsun is a little gloomy.
"Can't you break it by force?" Lin Tianchu asked.
"No, this box contains Persian firearms. If it is strong, it will detonate. At that time, the jade will be burned, and it can't be broken by external force." Gongsun said solemnly.
"I know."
Lin Tianchu put away this steel box, and there was a feeling in his heart that it was not accidental that he came to this era, but how to explain that he fell to the ninth sister's house when he first came?
Forget it, Lin Tianchu still believes that he met the celestial wonderland such as nine-star beads, stepped through the emptiness, and traveled through 800 years of time and space.