The strongest bodyguard

Chapter 745 Hold you to death!

The attack is invalid. Is there really a means of invalid attack in this world?

Yes, all defenders make a complete defense, and the attacker's attack is ineffective - however, this absolutely does not include the bounce method that contains Taijiquan. Throw the ladle into the water tank, and the ladle will bounce off. That's because the ladle will float on the water. From the point of view of lattice, the pressure you put on the ladle is not as strong as the buoyancy he can bear. As long as the pressure on it is increased enough, the ladle will never float, just like throwing stones into the tank and stones will not be bounced. Open the same.

Everyone's attack is like a water ladle. The pressure is too little, so it is bounced away by the mud monster. What Lin Tianchu has to do now is to change everyone's soft attack from a water ladle to stone or even steel.

And he just has such a card.

"Lin, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that Lin Tianchu was crying and laughing, Di Fei said worriedly.

"Don't worry, I just think of its defense. It absorbs the mud and bounces off the balloon - it's not invincible!" Lin Tianchu shook his fist fiercely and said happily, "I'm more stupid than you. What I should have thought of - the undead guardian? No, there is no immortal monster, it's just that we haven't found its dead hole yet!"

Whether it is absorbed or bounced, the mud monster always has a limit. As long as its attack exceeds this limit, it will really be injured - it can't absorb it, it can't bounce off, and want to strengthen itself by devouring? Bah, I'm killing you!

"Lin, have you found the monster's dead hole?" Looking at Lin Tianchu so happily, Di Fei asked curiously.

"Haha, Di Fei, that's right - I found that you are so cute!" With a snap, Lin Tianchu hugged Di Fei, who was crying like a kitten, and kissed her fiercely.

"Really?" Di Fei, who was not shy, gathered around. In everyone's opinion, this man and a woman have been a little couple for a long time. It's normal to have some awkwardness.

"If it's fake!" Lin Tianchu snapped his finger and nodded

"What's the way, say it quickly? You're so anxious!" Elia is a little upset.

"It's very simple!" Lin Tianchu sighed and slowly said, "Eliya, tell me, is our attack on the mud monster really ineffective?"

Seeing that Lin Tianchu's expression was serious, Elia pouted, "Is there any difference? What's the difference between our attack being either absorbed or bounced and ineffective?

What's the difference? Yes, for ordinary people, there is no difference between these two situations and invalid attacks. People have poor power. As long as they can't kill the mud monster at once, their energy and physical strength will be swallowed up by the mud monster, and then their strength will be constantly weakened until no magic can be released. It will become the food of the mud monster. Don't you see these messy parts of the mud monster? That's the unlucky man who died in its helpless means.

"So you saw it a long time ago? Di Fei, I gave you a task. Did you see the corner in the distance? Lin Tianchu looked at Elia thoughtfully and pointed to a corner not far away.

"I see. What's wrong?" Di Fei blinked his eyes, and his face was faintly shy.

"There's no one there. Invite Miss Elia there - and then beat her ass hard. You're not allowed to come back if it's not swollen, okay?"

"Uh? ...I got it!" Di Fei couldn't help nodding. How could her lover be so angry? - It must be because Elia didn't report it? It's all that she has lost such a big face. It's right to beat her twice to make Lin vent his anger.

"Grandpa, help!" Pulled tightly by Di Fei, Elia looked at her grandfather pitifully.

Muradin turned his head to prevent everyone from seeing him sweating.

"Bad man, why do you hit me?" Seeing that her grandfather didn't care about her, Elia realized that her behavior had made people angry, and then looked at Lin Tianchu pitifully, "Lin, can you not hit me? I will definitely listen to you in the future!"

"Listen to me? Bah, I'm not your grandfather - Di Fei, drag it away and serve him with a big slap!" With a wave of his big hand, Lin Tianchu also turned his head and laughed.

Muradin's face is full of black lines. This boy takes advantage of me. Would you rather be Elia's grandfather than be her husband?

Everyone laughed, and even a cold-faced Panasonic apricot shrugged her shoulders and buried her head to prevent everyone from seeing her smile.

"Papa, Papa!"

The very rhythmic slapping sound and Elia's pretentious howling sounded in the corner of the wall. This time, it was Lin Tianchu's turn to look black.

"Di Fei is really true. She is not afraid to hurt her little tender hands when she pats the stone wall so hard!" Margaret couldn't help laughing.

"Ilia's wailing is also good, and she is also a movie queen when it comes to Oscar." Elizabeth nodded and commented in an expert tone.

Everyone laughed again. You have Zhang Liangji. I have had a wall ladder. Obviously, the kind Di Fei can't bear to "teach" Elia. The cunning Elia doesn't want to be beaten in vain like this, so she performed such a bitter scene of Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai. It's just a real and fake.

Lin Tianchu also can't laugh or cry. It's a pity that this pair of silly girls don't become comedians. They actually think that the masters here can't hear the spanking and patting the wall? And that smart little girl, are you being beaten and howling? It's ** moaning! It's wrong to deliberately seduce people, and you are not afraid that others will listen to jokes.

"Lin, please forgive Elia - I have taught her a hard lesson!" After a while, Defi pulled the "dejected" Elia to Lin Tianchu.

"Yes, Lin, I already know it's wrong. They have - do you want to come and check it out?" Elia pouted pitifully, which caused Lin Tianchu to roll his eyes. If he dared to do this, Muradin, an old man, would definitely turn against him without saying a word. His granddaughter is the saint of the Holy See. She is pure and pure. How can he let a man touch his little fart? Of course, if this man has affection for her, that's another matter.

Margueriet stood next to her and was speechless. The girl obviously had some affection for her little brother. Why was he considerate like a big piece of wood? Sure enough, if you want to be perfect in everything in the world, you will experience general twists and turns. My mind is not enough, and it takes more experience to break through.

......

Three minutes later, Lin Tianchu said to Di Fei with a smile, "Di Fei, do you know how to deal with a big foodie?"

"You don't give him anything to eat, right?" Di Fei glanced at the huge axe that was still eating a lot, and opened his mouth fiercely.

"No, you're wrong!" Lin Tianchu stood up and said, "Hunger therapy is not suitable for foodies. Starving him will only make his appetite bigger - he is still a big foodie!"

With a "brush", Lin Tianchu tore open his coat, and his bulging muscles were very beautiful. Everyone looked at him intently and didn't know what the captain wanted to do.

"Boom!"

A black long gun made a loud noise in the air and suddenly appeared in Lin Tianchu's hand. The tip of the gun was like a flame, reflecting Lin Tianchu's cold eyes.

"Myss-la!" The tip of the gun pointed far away at the mud monster in the hall, and the bright flame warmed up.

"It's time!" After exhaling heavily, Lin Tianchu suddenly turned around.

"You know, Di Fei, a foodie will never have enough to eat. The best way to deal with it is to make it full at once! ... When you are full, then feed it, force it to eat. Even if it cries and begs you, don't stop until it kneels down and faints and can't eat anymore, you win! - Once you are afraid that you have a shadow on food, then it knows that you can't open your mouth casually in front of you!"

"So that's it! I know." Di Fei's eyes lit up, nodded, and then frowned and said, "But - what does this have to do with this monster?"

You can use this trick to deal with ordinary people, even a natural big appetite like a giant axe, but to deal with the ugly old goods in front of you - how do you think, its stomach is bottomless?

Does it matter? Can you remove the last word? Lin Tianchu smiled and turned his head to look at the mud monster coldly. "If you're not late, I'll kill a foodie. I'm the best - Gulu, take a shot!"

Squat.

Tight your legs.

Jump.

Lin Tianchu rushed to the mud monster below like a straight long gun.