The strongest dung bee

Chapter 43 Brain Disability is a Disease

Within before Tang Yun could speak, Su Han raised his head, looked at Tang Ya, and then gave Bai Wangchen a white look: "Are you two lovers?"

"Bah! We are ordinary friends." Tang Ya spat: "Don't change the topic."

Wang Chen also said, "That's right, change the topic? Don't think about it." He then said a slightly literary word: "In the eyes of a liar, there is no friendship between men and women? Is there only that kind of disgusting thing between men and women? Please correct your mind."

Puff! Is it quite Plato?

Su Han smiled and trembled his shoulders: "I have always believed that there is pure friendship between men and women, but I didn't expect that two men and women who are not lovers can be brain-damaged together."

He stretched out his hand and picked the filar worm with his fingers. The filament worm flew high, crossed a red silk thread, and then fell into the water.

"Have you seen it? Not to mention the extension of this bug, it has a length of 40 centimeters under normal conditions. Such a long insect has grown into mosquitoes, which is not a matter of biting you, but swallowing you alive. Su Han shook his head slightly: "Don't pretend if you don't understand. Brain-damaged people must be treated, because brain-damaged people are a disease!"

Suddenly, Tang Ya couldn't say a word, her face turned red, and the feeling of being exposed.

And Wang Chen muttered in a low voice, "No, in the biology book, this is obviously a mosquito larva."

"Hum, go back and look through the biology book, or you can take a good look at the name of the biology teacher and make sure that his sideline is not a physical education class." Su Han made sarcastic remarks again and made up his mind not to beat Wang Chen, but he didn't say that he was determined not to be sarcastic, right?

Wang Chen clenched his fist fiercely and the bastard with a mask. Wait for me. Don't run away later.

"I didn't expect nature to be so magical that there was such a thing." Tang Dafeng has also traveled to every beautiful land in China. It's the first time I've seen such a long and thin bug.

Su Han pressed Tang Dafeng's leg: "Uncle Tang, it's starting."

"Come on."

Wow! A cold blade crossed, and there was a blood stain on Tang Dafeng's ankle.

Fortunately, his legs are no longer conscious and can't feel the coldness of the blade.

Su Han pointed a little, and ten silkworms formed a red ribbon and drilled into Tang Dafeng's leg.

Tang Yun and Tang Ya turned their heads when they saw such a strange scene. There was a sense of blockage in their hearts, but Wang Chen, who was not disgusted and watched it with relish.

At the same time, Su Han cut another leg of Tang Dafeng, and the remaining ten silkworms also quickly drilled in.

Strangely, after the nematode completely entered the leg, the thin blood marks cut by the art knife automatically healed.

Tang Dafeng has been paying attention to his legs. Seeing this strange scene, he is a little shocked and believes more in Su Han's ability.

On the contrary, Wang Chen laughed with a crooked mouth and cheeks: "Jianghu warlock, pretend to be mysterious."

Su Han didn't bother to pay attention to this guy and said to Tang Dafeng, "Uncle Tang, your leg will soon be conscious, but this feeling is a kind of acupuncture pain. You can hold back and tell me where it hurts."

Needless to say, Tang Dafeng has already felt it. It is said that he was pricked by a needle. It's better to say that he was stinged by a scorpion. It was itchy, painful and swollen. The pain was quite strong. If it hadn't been said at the beginning, he really couldn't help it.

"Here, it hurts here." Tang Dafeng hit the ankle.

Brush!

Su Han raised his hand with a flying needle, and the straight tattoo needle drilled into Tang Dafeng's periosteum.

"Here, here."

Tang Dafeng pointed to the inside of his knee at the same time.

Once again, a flying needle steadily hit the pain of Tang Dafeng.

While hurting, Tang Dafeng secretly gave Su Han a comment. Last time he said that the needle was very stable, but now he has another advantage. The needle is fast and accurate.

More importantly, Su Han is not like pricking a silver needle at all, but more like throwing a hidden weapon.

Several times, Tang Dafeng had two or three acupuncture points at the same time and pressed them with his hand. Su Han actually flew out two needles at the same time. This technique was simply amazing.

"Master, are you flying needles?"

"This is called a no-win." Su Han narrowed his eyes slightly and waved the silver needle in his hand.

Tang Dafeng was so painful that he could only breathe cold air, but the scene when he went to the emergency room came to his mind.

At that time, a friend of Tang Dafeng introduced him to Wu Tianlin, a master of traditional Chinese medicine. Wu Tianlin is good at acupuncture. Over the years, Tang Dafeng has done a lot of physiotherapy there.

Although the leg has not been cured much, I admire Wu Tianlin's acupuncture technique.

The force of each needle is exactly the same.

Don't underestimate this advantage. Being able to control the force of each needle is almost the same, which requires strong endurance and good control of strength. Without 20 to 30 years of power, it is really not good.

"Master Wu, your acupuncture is really in the realm of transformation." During a physiotherapy, Tang Dafeng sincerely said to Wu Tianlin.

Wu Tianlin didn't look happy at all: "I still have only one fur, which is far from the realm of transformation."

"In your understanding, what is the entry into the realm?"

"Flying needles and walking acupuncture points, each needle can be as accurate as a projecting hidden weapon, so that multiple acupuncture points can be hit at the same time. I remember that if there is such a technique, many diseases can also be treated."

Tang Dafeng wrote down the word flying needle and acupuncture point.

Now it seems that Su Han is indeed a cow. Looking at his figure, skin, and voice, Tang Dafeng guesses that Su Han's age is absolutely impossible to be more than 30 years old. At such an age, he surpasses many masters of traditional Chinese medicine. He is really a talented figure.

"Since ancient times, heroes have come out of youth." Tang Dafeng sighed.

Tang Yun and Tang Ya beside them are infatuated. This method of flying two needles at the same time and accurately hitting the parts can only appear in the movie.

And now they really see it.

Tang Ya even thought that Su Han was performing magic, and kept looking for Su Han's loopholes.

But real kung fu is real kung fu. There is no room for any carelessness. Looking around, you can't find any flaws of Su Han, so you can only give up.

"Uncle Tang, the nematode has been shaped, and now it's time to give you a compound nerve." Su Han snapped his fingers and patted Tang Dafeng's leg with one palm.

The position of the shoot is the trajectory of the nematode.

Papa!

Tang Dafeng felt pain in every palm, his face was extremely pale, and his forehead was full of cold sweat.

And Su Han is not much worse, and his face is full of hot sweat.

With a total of 19 palms, Su Han sat down and was a little weak: "Officer Tang, pour me a cup of coke with ice."

"Good!" Although Tang Yun was worried about his father, he still took out a can of coke from the refrigerator and poured it into a glass mug. At the same time, he added three ice cubes, shook it and handed it to Su Han.

Su Han finished drinking and straightened his arm again: "One more cup."

At the moment when Tang Yun poured coke, Wang Chen, who was unconvinced, laughed and said, "If you drink too much coke, it's easy to get kidney stones. At first glance, you are not a doctor, and you don't even have this common sense of health care."

Su Han said angrily, "A prince with no ability and oily face is scolding an excellent doctor. Such funny things can happen! Alas! The world is blowing day by day."

"Who has no ability at all? Do you dare to say that you can't drink too much coke without kidney stones?

Not to mention that Wang Chen's statement does exist. In the human body, water will be absorbed, but other components will form crystals and grow in the kidneys. Over time, hard stones will be formed.

But Su Han practices qi every day, and the impurities in his body will be resolved by the practiced skills, so it doesn't matter at all. He laughed and said, "Actually, I also think you have kidney stones."

"Where do I have it? I'm very good. I just did a B-ultrasound last month, and my kidney function is normal. Wang Chen really went to the hospital last week because when he was doing business with a woman, he found that what he ejaculated was mixed with blood.

I thought there was some serious illness.

As a result, the doctor told him that the minor problem was just excessive kidney use.

Su Han shook his head: "Your kidney stone has been transferred and is not in the kidney."

"Where is that?" Wang Chen was not convinced, but he was still a little convinced by Su Han's medical skills. When the other party said this, he immediately panicked.

"It has been transferred to the brain, and now it has blocked your brain nerves and made you have advanced symptoms of brain disability." Su Han said with a big smile.

Poo! Tang Yun couldn't help it. Coke's hands trembled a little, and the burnt black ** sprinkled a table: "Ge, master, you are really humorous."

"Bastard." Wang Chen was careless and was beaten by Su Han again.

"Ah!"

Tang Dafeng's sharp scream once again attracted the care of the whole house.

Tang Dafeng was covered with fire, constantly patting his body, and his face was red, reminiscent of burning honeycomb coal.

"Master, what's wrong? Why do I feel so bad all over?"

Tang Dafeng said as he rolled down from the wheelchair, rolling on the floor, and his clothes were stained with gray.

Tang Yun hurried to help Tang Dafeng. As soon as he touched his arm, he was pushed away by Tang Dafeng: "Don't touch me. It hurts. It hurts so much."

Tang Yun was a little unbearable and turned his head to look at Su Han: "Master? What's going on?"

"What's going on? It must have been this swindler who used three dirty tricks to make our father like this. Tang Ya had a bad temper and waved her hand: "Wang Chen, give this unlearned and mysterious charlatan."

"Good." Wang Chen clenched his fist, looked aggressive, and slowly walked to Su Han.

Su Han stared at his mug and said with a smile, "If there is a problem, you don't ask clearly, so you are in a hurry to do it?" Why are the people of the Tang family so demeanor?

"Wait!" Tang Yun was stimulated by Su Han and shouted loudly, "Don't whine in my house. Even if something goes wrong, it's not your turn to intervene."

Wang Chen was a little embarrassed. He turned around and said aggrievedly, "Xiaoya, why does your sister laugh at my nose?"

"Nit alone, just beat the swindler wearing a mask."