Chapter 184 We are the champions

When Real Madrid's away game against Sevilla was about to begin, it was already early in the morning of China!

Sun Bo was deeply trapped in the leather sofa in the living room, with more than a dozen bottles of beer on the coffee table in front of his knees. His wife, who works in the hospital, works at night tonight, and can finally blatantly turn on the TV to watch the football game all night!

He is still sitting beside him, the famous "first rice bucket" - the bar owner of the "Li Tongfan" post bar, and now the founder and general manager of the "We are all rice bucket" website!

Coincidentally, after the two of them got acquainted with each other, they knew that they were in the same city. Later, they watched the ball together and got in touch with each other, and they became an iron buddy who had nothing to talk about!

The name of "the first rice bucket" is Jin Zhiyuan. Sun Bo likes to call him a mentally retarded master. He grabbed the bottle and swallowed a sip of beer. Sun Bo looked at Jin Zhiyuan: "I said mentally retarded. Do you think the rice bucket can be taken down in this game? Sevilla is not a weak team..."

The mentally retarded master curled his lips: "Have you drunk too much? Have you ever seen that there is any competition that the rice bucket can't be won... The commentators of CCTV are really squeaky, and they have a special topic of rice buckets for an hour and a half before such an important game... by the way, I heard that the world football is going to let the rice bucket come back with the championship trophy to record a special program. Do you think there is a chance?

"Yes!" Sun Bo was sure that he felt that the rice bucket was a man who would not forget his originality, although his motherland did not help him at all!

"Well, I think so too!" The mentally retarded master raised his neck and blew half a bottle of beer, and said angrily, "At that time, even if I am absent from work, I will go to Yanjing to find a rice bucket signature. I will be infatuated with this star in my life! I'm going to die... "Sun Bo rudely interrupted the heroic posture of the mentally retarded master: "Damn it, don't quarrel, the game is about to begin!"

Mentally retarded master: "...your uncle's!"

...Spain!

Piz Juan Stadium in Seville!

The 32nd round of the 06-07 season of the high-profile Spanish Primera División finally began. The referee Miguel Gonzalez blew the whistle at the beginning of the game, and the visiting team Real Madrid in a black jersey took the lead in kick-off!

Raul, the Lord of the Rings, appeared in the team's starting lineup under Li Tongfan's "treatment" with FM-MM. It's not Lao Li's sensationalism. How can there be no Comrade Raul, the legendary captain of Bernabeu, at such a moment of historical surname?

What is a little character point?

As long as you make this fabulous season more complete, no matter how many character points you consume, it will be worth it!

At the beginning of the game, Real Madrid's hammers launched a fierce offensive frenzy. The Lord of the Rings Raul and Gutty were particularly active. As the team's chief and deputy captains, at this critical juncture of honor, the two of them shook their skills and couldn't wait to solve the opponent with a shot!

However, judging from the situation five minutes before the opening, Real Madrid's attack was stubbornly blocked by the Andalusian team!

Juan de Ramos shamelessly set up a 4-5-1 defensive counterattack formation at home. Sevilla players, like an old hen guarding the chicken coop, carefully guarding the goal and goalkeeper Palope behind him. Even the only center Luis Fabiano acted as a scavenger, from time to time. The horse appeared in the forbidden area and worked hard to protect it!

The little nineteen of the Sevillas are very silvery - even if it is a draw, it will stop Real Madrid from lifting the trophy of the league championship at its main creator, the Pis Juan Stadium!

Nothing else, lose it!

Real Madrid has countless ways to break through the defensive counterattack tactics. In the first leg of the quarter-finals of the UEFA Champions League, in the first round of the quarter-finals, Bernabeu at home, he encountered the defensive counterattack of AC Milan. Didn't he still win in the end?

But today like Sevilla... where is the defensive counterattack? It's an absolute 10-0-0 barrel defense!

As for the "counterattack"?

It was thrown to Java by Juan de Ramos!

Cracking intensive defense has always been a difficult problem in world football. When a team wants to defend a draw regardless of dignity, even if the opponent's strength is several times stronger, it will take a lot of effort, and it may not be possible to break the deadlock in the end!

Therefore, although Real Madrid's offensive is fierce, Sevilla is like a toad that can't be hooked. No matter how Gu Shuai and Bei Shuai control the rhythm to recycle the temptation, the Andalusians will not take advantage of the flaws that Real Madrid deliberately sold in the backcourt!

The game lasted more than 40 minutes in the first half, and it was still a 0-0 deadlock!

In the face of the "shameless" performance of their team, the Sevilla fans in the stands were not ashamed but proud. The gloating cheers and laughter kept coming around the stadium, and coach Juan de Ramos turned to his supporters provocatively and incited the fans. Xu!

After that, he still raised his fist at the madman Li, who was not far away, and Manchester United laughed badly!

What a pen!

Super big pens!

Li Tongfan sneered and turned a blind eye to it!

Five minutes later, the first half of the game is over. Sevilla's atrophy tactics temporarily achieved their expected effect. The players hooked their shoulders and smiled at Real Madrid's hammers, and even deliberately twisted their buttocks in front of Real Madrid's bench, giving a strange emphasis, and their faces were full of silver words!

Even the good-tempered assistant coach Grad couldn't help kicking half a bottle of sports drink beside him!

Li Tongfan patted Grad on the shoulder: "Don't worry, there are still 45 minutes left. I believe the team members can always find a solution to the problem!

...Sun Bo's living room!

Bang!

The beer bottle was thrown on the ground fiercely, and the broken glass slag splashed everywhere... "Damn it, what did Sevilla's grandsons kick..." The mentally retarded master threw the wine bottle angrily and scolded: "Don't they have any awareness as a rich family?"

My sun!

Sun Bo didn't hear what the grandson was talking about at all. He looked down at the floor of the living room, and then looked at the beer bottle dregs all over the ground. Then he instantly thought of his wife who was working in the hospital. His first reaction was that he was going to be miserable, so that he let his wife know... "Your uncle's mentally retarded, do you want to kill me? "?"

The mentally retarded master was stunned and looked at the glass slag on the ground. Then he realized that he had caused trouble, and the expression of the atmosphere immediately turned into a smile: "... er? This? What's going on... Which bastard watched the ball so tasteless that he actually fell into the wine bottle... Huh? Look at your expression, is it me? It's not me, is it? Is it really me? ...Well, can't I sweep it?"

"B bitch!" Sun Bo scolded feebly!

...Piz Juan Stadium!

The second half of the game between the two sides is about to begin!

When the players on both sides passed the player's channel, Sevilla's 30-year-old central defender Osio suddenly turned his head and made a face at Ronaldo: "Hey, fat man, can't you score? Why is the score still zero to zero?

This guy named Osio was responsible for keeping an eye on Ronaldo in the first half. With the help of his teammates, he repeatedly shoveled down the aliens with rude fouls, just like Ronaldo was his big enemy who killed his wife and son! His intentions were sinister. If it had been for Ronaldo, who was often injured before, he would have been seriously injured by Osio's shovel long ago!

This guy deliberately stimulated Ronaldo with disgusting words at this time, obviously trying to make the alien fat man lose his mind in the future!

Swearing is a common means used by defensive players in the game. Some players will do anything to provoke their opponents in order to achieve tactical purposes. The most typical example is that in the 2006 World Cup final, Italian central defender Materazzi successfully angered a generation of art master Zidane, causing the latter to lose his sanity. Flying the Hercules Cup of the French team... Unfortunately, although Osio's idea was very good, and he did succeed in shaping himself into a piece of disgusting dung, Ronaldo, who had experienced many battles, did not have him at all. He glanced at him like watching a clown performance, and then turned himself with a calm face. Kicking the neck and kicking, jumping out of the player's passage... Falk!

Osio ate and gritted his teeth and followed closely!

Force~~ The game begins!

Soon, Osio once again stuck behind Ronaldo with a cheap smile, constantly scratching the aliens; "Hey, fat man... Come on, pass me..."

Before he finished speaking, Ronaldo received Gutti's pass, and hit his heel and started to pass him!

Osio doesn't dare to neglect, and he is ready! But with his three, two or three, it is not an alien dish at all. The alien fat man twisted his buttocks and made two fake movements of high-speed frequency conversion, and left Ottoo behind him!

Damn it!

After being passed, the Sevilla central defender was subconsciously used to putting the shovel to the end. Who knew that his foot had not fully stretched out, Ronaldo, who was still carrying the ball, suddenly seemed to be hit by a high-speed train. After rolling 7020 degrees in the air, he screamed heartbreakingly and fell to the ground... Forced~~ Miguel Gonzalez, the judge in black, quickly ran over and took out the topaz God of War card!

Osio looked innocent and put his hands on his chest to defend: "Hey, referee, he's a fake fall... I didn't touch him at all. Look, he doesn't even have a footprint on his socks..."

The referee didn't even look at him: Your second uncle, you have been fouling since the first half. Do you think this referee is blind?

I was fooled!

Osio's anger is full at this moment!

The referee had no choice but to turn his head and look at Ronaldo. He found that the fat man who had just fallen to the ground and rolled in pain had already come as if nothing had happened and was smiling at him contemptuously... Revenge!

I want revenge!

However, even Shang Yanjing regrets that Ocio, who was full of revenge, did not put the fat man who framed him down, but put himself on the coffee table as a cup... 2 minutes later!

Ronaldo repeated his tricks when he broke through. After continuously stepping on the bicycle and shaking Osio, he fell to the ground again after Osio's return and gently hit it, screaming like a pig... The extremely exaggerated shouting made Li Tongfan, who knew the truth, stand on the side of the field and sweat coldly: TMD, this fat man can't be provoked!

I have to say that Ronaldo's orders just now were windy enough, which not only made the angry Osio obediently hook, but also the referee, who said that he was a fire-eyed eye was also confused by him like a butterfly... Miguel Gonzalez rushed over to Osio to show the Peony God of War card again!

Then two yellows turn red!

Osio stayed where he was: I... What's wrong? Why did you shovel it down desperately just now? The empty Sevilla central defender looked up at the head coach Juan de Ramos, who roared angrily on the sidelines. He didn't even have the courage to defend, so he had to go back to the locker room to wash and sleep dejectedly... However, Ronaldo didn't feel that it was not enough. He stood up with a smile and threw a proud wink: "Hey, Skinny, aren't you very good at shoveling... Stay and continue to shovel..."

Osio: "..."

... In the 66th minute of the game, Sevilla's central defender Osio was sent off with two yellow cards, and Real Madrid had a numerical advantage! Real Madrid fans in the stands on the field and the temporary electronic screen outside the field cheered! They were depressed enough to watch the first 60 minutes of the game, and now they finally see the light!

And just 3 minutes later, there was another cheer on and off the court!

Because their coach, madman Li, has finally taken action! In the minds of the fans, as long as the 23-year-old man thinks of countermeasures, the goddess of victory is in her pocket!

On the field!

Li Tongfan's countermeasure is to replace people!

Replaced central defender Cannavaro with an Argentine cigarette gun Higuain in one breath, and the weak Robert Carlos with a Mexican demon boy, and put on a 2-1-2-4 four-for forward formation, pressing on it!

Lao Li was also forced to be in a hurry!

Due to one more person on the scene, Real Madrid's offensive has threatened Sevilla's goal more times. From the number of exclamations on and off the court, you can know how many times Real Madrid has shot!

Real Madrid's tactics in the second half are very simple, and it was used in the first round of the national derby against Barcelona - making fouls and free kicks!

Anyway, there is a free kick master like Beckham who has scored more than ten goals in the season. If you don't make good use of it, will you keep it to lay eggs?

Therefore, at halftime, Lao Li only said one sentence to the superstars: if you have a chance, you can shoot long-range, and if you don't have a chance, you can divele as much as possible. If the other party's bastards dare to foul, you will fall down without hesitation as if you had been kicked off... Reyes, Marcelo, Gutti, Carlos Bella in the front court, Ronaldo and other hammers are all masters of dribbling, creating a lot of free kicks in the front court in the last ten minutes!

But Beckham's condition doesn't seem to be very good today. Six direct free kicks and four highs were sent directly into the arms of the opponent's goalkeeper Palop. The Sevilla fans in the stands booed Beckham when they saw this!

Time passes bit by bit!

The 90th minute!

When the fourth official on the side played an electronic scoreboard and announced the make-up time of 2 minutes, Real Madrid won the seventh direct free kick in the second half!

This time, it is still Beckham standing in front of the football!

The penalty spot is slightly to the left in the middle of the Eritrea penalty area, about 30 meters away from the goal! This position is very similar to the goal scored by Beckham when England played against Greece in the World Cup in October 2001!

Six years have passed, and the former hero is getting old. Can he still achieve a miracle?

All Real Madrid fans held their breath, waiting for David Beckham to draw that thrilling arc! In the camera, Beckham turned his head and looked in the direction of his coach's seat, and slowly retreated. After having enough running distance, he stood still and took a deep breath... Huh!

Start, run, kick the ball!

Bang!

The football flew up from the ground and roared across the middle of Sevilla's goal. After making a judgment in an instant, the goalkeeper Palop stood up and opened his arms to punch the football out of the penalty area... However, the increasingly curved arc was getting farther and farther away in Palop's pupil... Full Moon Machete!

It's awesome in the word "bend"!

This is David Beckham's highest-quality free kick this season, which is more "bending" than the deadly arc in 2001. It was still in the middle when the football crossed the wall, but the next moment, when Palup jumped up, it "broaded" to the dead corner on the right!

Wow... It's crisp to enter the net!

The football rotated on the web for two or three seconds before falling on the lawn below!

"...The goal scored... The fatal blow from David Beckham brought the goal of the league championship... For Real Madrid, this is a mythical season," the big head Duan Xuange was frozen: "Audience friends, fans, please remember that the Spanish Primera División 06-07 In the season, another Chinese named Li Tongfan took Real Madrid to win the league championship... After a pause, Duan Xuan's voice was a little choked: "Please forgive me for my gaffe, but this is definitely not sensationalism or winning the so-called reputation. As a Chinese football commentator, he has always been a A bystander looks at the English, the Germans, the Spanish, the French, the Portuguese... and even the Koreans and said that they held up the championship medals of the five major leagues, but their compatriots... cheers, dear audience friends... I believe that this is just the beginning, and the King's Cup and the Champions League Big Ears Cup. ...Li Tongfan will definitely bring us more... "In front of the TV, young Chinese fans jumped up, and the old fans burst into tears. This season is a myth for Real Madrid fans, and for Chinese fans, it is indeed a fairy tale - Chengren fairy tale!

Bang!

Sun Bo threw the beer in his hand to the ground fiercely and shouted forgetfully: "Intelligent, I scored... I scored... I scored... I succeeded, the rice bucket succeeded, and the league champion is ours... Come on, go to the website to post. What are you doing?

"What about these?" The mentally retarded master deliberately pointed to the colorful glass slag on the ground: "If your wife comes back..."

"Let my wife flash aside... I'm a rice bucket. Who am I afraid of?" Sun Bo stepped on the sofa with one foot and said with great pride: "We are the champions, go and post quickly, and turn all the templates of the website into red, bright red..."

...Piz Juan Stadium!

The excited Real Madrid began to rush into the stadium from the stands the moment Beckham scored a free kick. After three years, the league champion finally came back. No one can suppress the excitement in his heart!

And when the referee on duty, Miguel Gonzalez saw that the situation was not good, he directly whistled to end the game, and fled with two assistant referees and the fourth official!

Anyway, more than half of the two-minute injury time has passed. Sevilla, who is one less, is powerless, and it is meaningless to continue the game... The stadium has become a sea of joy!

Sevilla used all the tricks that could be thought of, but in the end, it could not stop Real Madrid from winning the league championship at the Pis Juan Stadium. When the referee blew the game, the witty Juan de Ramos led the disciples to leave the field quickly, and the Sevilla fans in the stands also put away to provoke the Real. Madrid's slogan gave up the venue to the winner... In the face of the crazy Real Madrid fans, Li Tongfan instinctively felt a little bad. As soon as he spread his foot and ran to the front of the player's channel, he was "stopped" by the fans. Facing the first madman Li, who showed a "panic" expression, the embrace of the Galaxy Battleship. The ladies were not polite at all. Forty or fifty people directly lifted Lao Li up and threw him into the sky... "Don't..." Li Tongfan was like a desperate girl: "I'm afraid of heights, come on, let me down... No, I'm going to vomit..."

But the crazy fans don't care about it. After throwing more than 20 times, Li Tongfan has begun to stick out his tongue and star in his eyes!

The fans were not satisfied and began to compete for things on Li Tongfan's body as souvenirs... Leather shoes, socks, belts, tops, shirts, ties... When Li Tongfan was a little more sober, there was only a red triangle underwear left on his whole body. He immediately grabbed it desperately. The fans saw that it was really not. There was something to grab. Finally, he let go of the poor madman Li and turned his eyes to the hammers on the court... When Li Tongfan was in shock, he was afraid to roll back to the locker room. As soon as he took a few breaths, he unscrewed the bottle around him and took a sip of water, he saw the assistant coach Grad rushing in in in a panic. Lao Li looked up and saw... huh~~ A mouthful of water sprayed on Grad!

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. It turns out that there is something worse than me..." Li Tongfan laughed shamelessly, and his tears were about to fall: "Lao Ge, you... you don't even have any underwear left, Wahaha..."

Gred only had an opinion shirt left on his body. He half squatted on the ground to protect the key point. He blushed like a monkey's buttocks and said, "Li, you're not much better... Er, the players are coming back soon. Let's change your clothes quickly..."

Li Tongfan thought so. If the hammers saw themselves like this, their reputation would be destroyed! I don't have time to laugh at Grad. Hurry up and find clothes to cover your body!

Fortunately, I have been prepared for a long time!

Li Tongfan took out the clothes specially prepared to celebrate the championship from his bag and grinned in pain: "His second uncle, this group of fans are too cruel, and their bodies are full of scratches..."

In the locker room, two men close to ** are painful and happy!

(to be continued)