The first part of the Buddhas, Dragons and Elephants (Time Travel)
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Hundreds of all sentient beings, horses and cows, all Buddhas, dragons and elephants! The curtain of heroes unfolds like this!
Lanling was unlucky enough. He didn't expect that his fate had been fooled by several unexpected big shots. Looking at the killing of Yan Luodian, he finally believed the fact that he was dead, and all this should start with the evil mahjong.
For nearly a thousand years, under the promotion of the Buddha Buddha, the fairyland has promoted the development of foreign trade. A school of peace has even the salary of the Jade Emperor has doubled several times. Among them, the most proud is the King of Hell, the ruler of Abi Road. Without the obstruction of the Bodhisattva of the Earth, the newly launched World Trade Economic Development Plan for the East and West has been widely implemented. Hell has undoubtedly become a rich department. I heard that even the envoy of the Jingtan messenger Zhu Bajie wants to carry out bribes, which can be said to be prosperous.
On this day, on New Year's Eve, the Jade Emperor received the Buddha's decree to set up a banquet in the Yanluo Hall to receive the distinguished guest God sent by the Western Creator God and Satan, the Western Hell Monarch, to discuss further matters of economic and trade cooperation.
The little ghosts stood on guard with His Royal Highness Yan Luo, and the judge accompanied him.
After a period of greeting, the four big shots naturally began to discuss.
"God, you said that the economic and trade cooperation fair is held every hundred years, so we don't have to pay attention to those red tape. Play with an open mind. I invited several fairies to dance and sing songs in the Guanghan Palace behind my back to help cheer up? The Jade Emperor said.
"Customers are at their convenience!" God smiled mysteriously: "The Jade Emperor, I heard that there is an emerging way to play Mahjong in the human world under the Oriental Fairyland. I have also practiced it in the Western Elysium World. It happens that there are four of us today. It's a holiday. It's a little gambling!"
God's proposal was immediately strongly approved by several people. Although the game of playing mahjong has been passed down since the Ming Dynasty, it has been particularly prosperous in recent years. Even the Queen Mother played with the flower fairies and other fairies happily, reaching its heyday.
On the card table, the Jade Emperor's face became more and more ugly. God and Satan didn't know what medicine they had taken. After a few laps, they had lost their nerves. However, he met the king of Yanluo, who was temporarily pulled up to make up the number of people. Although his business mind was extremely good, his gambling skills were terrible. He did not know how to cooperate at all. Seeing that other people's doors were all the same, he and the king of Yan fired cannons again and again, and the impulse to lift the table was rampant in his heart.
He doesn't care about this little money, but the Queen Mother's temper has always been bad. He has a "wife strict control". If he returns to the heavenly palace and can't reconcile the account, he will probably have a miserable life of kneeling on the clothesline.
"Chicken!" The king of Yanluo was also anxious, accompanying the king like a tiger. How could he not know that the Jade Emperor was angry?
"I'm sorry! Haha, I'm fooling again, thirteen!" The king of Yanluo just played mahjong. God had shouted excitedly. He didn't expect that he hadn't seen him for a hundred years. The level of the Jade Emperor had dropped so much. This time, he was really happy.
However, a dog is crazy to eat shit, and a man is crazy to have something to do. Unexpectedly, God's excitement was too hard. The mahjong bounced up on the gambling table. He was worried that the Jade Emperor and the King of Yan thought that he would not admit it. In a hurry, he forgot his boundless cultivation and reached out to take it.
I saw the "one chicken" sliding through God's fingertips and was actually shot at the Liuqu life-and-death wheel not far away.
"It's not good, it's a bad thing." The face of the king of Yanluo changed miserably. This six interesting life-and-death wheel is to master the wheel of life and death of all sentient beings in the pure land of the East. This mahjong falling into any round may lead to spiritual life and death. How dare he not be afraid of such sins that violate the heavenly rules?
Although the four have extraordinary abilities, they have their own life and death. Even they will not easily surpass it. The deceased was frightened. Standing on the side of the reincarnation of Liuqu, he opened the sky and looked down, and was so scared that he was shivering. This mahjong is so good that he can't die, and he actually bounces into the humanity of the six paths. He is already praying in his heart. Don't hit it. Which unlucky dan?
Unfortunately, one person was hit, and the so-called biggest decline in the 21st century was Lanling. When he knew that his death was actually caused by the whim of these four 'bastards', he almost cursed the country. That's all. However, the life and death book has indicated that his life expectancy is exactly 120 years old, and he is only 20 years old this year. This century's life has been announced by this group of guys as a 'one chicken'. How can he tolerate this anger and immediately play a scoundrel.
"I said, big brothers, big immortals, are you ruining human life? Now they all pay attention to human rights..." Lanling's heartbreaking father, thinking about his father before his death, at least he is also the best man in Forbes. The great blueprint of his dungry career has just been launched, and he was strangled like this? At least he also has human rights. If you don't give an explanation, it's not his character.
"Jade Emperor, how to solve this problem now?" God said with some embarrassment. He knew that the East is different from the West. There is a reincarnation, which is far from as simple as the soul of the West.
"How do I know?" The Jade Emperor was a little gloating. The evil spirit of the money he lost was out, but it was not easy for him to be too obvious. After all, the economic problems of trade cooperation to the fairyland for a hundred years, said, "Yan Luo, you are in charge of the official residence of the life and death of oriental creatures. Since the soul of Lanling has been caught in the Yanluo Hall by the cow's head and horse face, Let's fold it!"
The king of Yanluo gently brushed his beard and said with a little thought, "Your Majesty. According to the law of the Hell Code, life and death have their own laws, and they have followed the cycle of heaven when all sentient beings are born. This kind of... This kind of case of being killed by mahjong is the first case since the opening of Pangu. Although his subordinates are officials in charge of life and death, they must not mess up the regulations. Therefore, my subordinates can't do it.
God and Satan were also embarrassed. With a pair of eyes, they could see each other's helplessness.
"However, I have a way that is not a way." The king of the underpass raised his head, looked at Satan and said.
"What's the trick of Brother Yan Luo? You might as well teach me!" Satan asked.
"In fact, the method is very simple." The king of Yanluo said, "The law of life and death in the East is determined by the Buddha and remains unchanged. However, the Western bliss can freely dominate life and death. Brother Satan is the king of hell in the West and has the power to make the decision. As long as we throw this troublesome guy to your West, we can not only solve his entanglement, but also avoid the disaster of mahjong. Isn't it the best of both?
Satan's eyes lit up and he extorted: "This method is very good, but I don't know if this person is willing to cooperate. Let me ask. Tut, if he has any resistance, I have to be strong, but I can't ruin our big things because of him.
Aren't these guys sick? Lanling below was speechless for a while. Their 'w whispers' were really whispered enough, and they almost didn't take the microphone to let the whole world know. Listen to their conversation and want to send yourself to the West. What if you don't agree? Don't agree? Looking at the gloomy faces of those four guys, the backs are cold, and the situation seems to be not good for them.
"Human Lanling, right? Lanling, this monarch asks you, would you like to be a man again?
"I'm willing!" Looking at Satan's handsome face, it is more terrible than a bull's head and a horse's face. How dare he say no, but he is still a little unwilling. His rich and noble life is so abandoned, and anyone is distressed.
This guy looked at the words and saw that they were guilty and afraid that others would know. He was determined to pay attention not to suffer losses. He swam with a smile and said, "But, noble Lord Satan. The villain is just a general person, and it is not a pity to die. But I'm also the most strange injustice in the ages, right? People choke to death after drinking water and sleeping to death. At least it's time to live. But I'm different. Have you ever heard of unlucky people who were killed by mahjong besides me? So, can you give me some benefits?"
"What benefits do you want?" Although Satan has a bad reputation as a fallen angel, he is not a murderer. He thinks that this guy died unjustly enough. The words occupy the truth, and his tone seems to be much more plain.
Lanling held his jaw and thought for a long time before saying, "I have read a lot of novels. People like me can meet super masters like you when they die. No matter how you are reincarnated, you have to do something great ability, right? It's more like our China. If you are in a hurry, I also have the capital to base myself in the world!"
Lanling thought it was simple. Anyway, he was muddle-headed in the Yangjian for 20 years, and the whole family was a loser. Since it is impossible to return to Yang, just give yourself enough strength. He has planned his future life. Relying on the powerful power given by Satan, he will be a great hero respected by thousands of people. He will never be the second ancestor who was scolded at the backbone again. How great!
"Old...Old..." Satan's facial muscles were jealous and twisted, and he almost scolded 'I'. He tried his best to restrain it, but he couldn't help roar, "There is nothing you want. It's the West, not the East. Remember it clearly. There are only magic and swords, dragons and noble knights. I feel sorry for you, and I can only help you choose a good family. Tell me, what do you want?"
"This?" Lanling was stunned and only wanted to be a big hero. It seemed that he had never thought about this. Listening to Satan's tone, it seemed that he could choose from his origin, so he said, "Lord Satan, I want to be a big hero. I really haven't thought about this. Can you tell me a few identities and let me choose one? Down?"
"The son of the imperial king? This is already extreme. How nice it is to be the son of a king. He has money, power and beautiful women, and he can respond to everything. I'm afraid it's much more comfortable than you, right? Satan said.
"I don't want it. Be the king's son? Look at so many emperors in Guda, China. How miserable did those sons die in order to compete for the throne? For example, Li Jiancheng in the Tang Dynasty, ten thousand arrows pierced his heart. I'm afraid when I think about it, or forget it?
"Then be a powerful minister, just serve the king." Satan continued.
Lanling's face changed miserably: "Lord Satan, what you said reminds me of Chao's mistake. I did my best for Emperor Wen of Han, and finally ended up being cut in half. Even the powerful people like Marshal Yue Fei were killed by Qin Hui. Don't you want to kill me? My noble Lord Satan, can't you find me a security, power and strength, so that I won't die tragically, and at the same time, can you make me a great hero?
"Get out as far as you can for my monarch." Satan was furious. In the process of his change from the highest blazing angel to the fallen angel Lucifa, and then to the hell monarch, only this time he was completely furious. Lanling, an insatiable guy, was honored to be the first human to anger him in history.
The robe brushed the sleeves, in the middle of the Yanluo Hall, a forbidden spell array was completed. The soul of Lanling was quickly absorbed by the strong energy, and there was no resistance at all, leaving only a unwilling voice: "Brother, I have practiced, and I have the guts to fight alone!"
"Wow, it's finally quiet!" The four looked at each other, took a long breath, and talked to this guy, which was simply a kind of torture.