Chapter 120 Ghost Ass

Chapter 120 Ghost Fart Master

Blaney's eyes have been filled with that kind of crystal **, rolling down. Huo Feng looked at Blaney's emotional changes in a daze and couldn't help but be puzzled. Kiji laughed before, but now Blaney cries loudly. What's in it?

Huo Feng did not dare to act rashly. Blaney is investigating with her mind. Now her mood is extremely unstable. Huo Feng can only look at it quietly. The light blue magic robe is embroidered with light blue peonies on the cuffs. The silver thread hooks a few auspicious clouds. There is a dense row of blue sea clouds at the hem, and the chest is wide. The yellow brocade wrapped around the chest, and the long skirt was scattered because of the trembling of the body. It was as graceful as the wind blowing willows. Looking at the fire maple, there was a touch of crimson on his cheeks. Blaney was originally a beautiful ruffian, and the pear blossom with rain and fire maple couldn't help but feel pity.

The neckline of Blaney's magic robe is very low, slightly revealing the plump chest, the face is like hibiscus, the eyebrows are like willows, the eyes are more charming than peach blossoms, and the bright red lips tremble slightly tremble and choked...

"Fire Maple, what are you looking at!" Blaney felt that the hot eyes of the fiery maple couldn't help but be stunned. He adjusted his mood in an instant. After waving a silver light, all the items in the storage bracelet appeared in front of Blaney, removing the dark blue jade.

"Fire Maple, you can sort things out. The crystal cores are all here," Brighton held the blue jade in his hand, and there was a trace of sadness in his eyes. "This green water holy jade is my mother's personal treasure, the most precious treasure of the water magician, and the deep sea thousand-year-old black jade created by the famous magician. Well, this clear water holy stone has a 30% increase in water magic, which is the same in cultivation and combat, and it is also a 30% increase in wearing this stone to meditate. My mother's name is Blaney Hill, who used to be the elder of the magic guild and left the magic because of my father. The French guild, when I was ten years old..." With that, Blaini choked again, and the crystal tears fell in an instant. Huo Feng was stunned. Unexpectedly, there was such a tragedy behind the seemingly weak girl. Huo Feng came to her and patted her gently on the shoulder. This pat seemed to be a fuse. He cried loudly, and put Huo Feng's shoulder in the building, and he cried loudly.

"Our family has been living in seclusion on the periphery of Shengfa City, hunting for a living... When I was ten years old, a group of strangers came..." Bleny was speechless and just hugged Huofeng and cried...

"Where's my old man!" Kigi shouted and ran from the tent and looked around anxiously.

As soon as he heard that Kiji's guy came, if she saw the two of them hugging together, he would have to open the pot. Bleny reflexively took off his fire and wiped the tears on his face.

"What's wrong? Isn't Atre in the tent?" Huo Feng looked at Blaney, who was lowering his head beside him, and his heart trembled. He turned his eyes to Kigi and asked.

"No, there is only a coma blue feather in the tent!" Kigi said anxiously,

"It's very likely that Atre woke up. Where did the Fire Devil senior go? Ask him if he knows," Huo Feng said,

"That guy is haunted, and the ghost knows where he is!" Kigi snorted coldly.

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Atre woke up in the early morning. His intuition was relaxed, and he felt that the dark chaos in his chest was a little bigger. Although it was very subtle, he could clearly feel that Atre couldn't help but be overjoyed until this was the effect after the energy deficit, and the realm was really improved in the infinite challenge!

After that, he summoned the tarot guardian god Yaya, who was still the famous charming face of the hot pot and the cold and expressionless cheeks,

"Honey, the mystery of chaos is with infinite creation. Your current strength is not enough to bear the overload of spiritual attachment, causing you to fall into a coma, but your chaotic power is also a little more refined after this spiritual attachment. I have attracted the energy elements in the air to enter your body, and now it is breaking through the second order. It's a great time for the first floor. Now you should find a quiet place to complete the promotion of the second level of the Dark Warrior.

"Well, thank you. I would have lost miserably in this trial without your help this time," Atre said lightly, "Strength!"

Atre took a look at Lan Yu's eyes beside him and strengthened his belief. In this world of confrontation with force, he is respected as a strong man. His series of doubts. If he wants to figure out the premise, he must have strong strength as the backing, Yaya returned to the little Akanataro card, and Atre slowly walked out of the tent all the time. Forward, enter the needle forest...

Walking out of a distance of about five or six hundred meters, Atre looked at the scenery around him and couldn't help shouting, "Fuck me, I can't find the north again!"

There are rich dark green plants around me. After a few turns, I don't even know which direction I came from.

With a sigh, he sat on a gray stone. The scenery around the observer was intuitively churning in his lower abdomen. In Atre's lazing moan, he squeezed out a stuffy fart with a 'bang'. Suddenly, he only felt that the stone under the fart moved slightly. He suddenly stood up and looked at The light locked the huge gray stone.

The area of ten square meters slowly rose up, and countless grains of sand slowly went down from above. A strong and suffocating pressure surged like a surge. Atre clenched his fists and quickly ran the energy in his body,

"Cough! It's so ugly! That little bastard dares to fart on Uncle Ben's back!" After a dull voice, a huge sand turtle appeared in front of Atre. He was ten meters tall, and the thick scale shell on his back was about 20 centimeters thick. Although this guy was a bit similar to Atre's turtle in his previous life, there was a difference. There was a row of teeth under it, but the tortoise did not.

This turtle-like Warcraft seemed to struggle to hold its head forward and look around. Finally, his big gray eyes found the existence of Atre. Atre looked at him. The heavy majesty made him take two steps back. Atre's brain was spinning, and the warcraft with language ability. It is only owned by the emperor's level of Warcraft. Then this Wang Ba is the ninth level of the emperor's level!

"Human boy! How dare you fart on my back? You don't want to live! Fart in broad daylight!" The big Warcraft opened his eyes slightly and said dissatisfiedly,

"Is it dark and white night to fart!" Attrenu pouted and always felt a little impressed when he looked at this huge Warcraft. He could learn human language. This big man was definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp. Atre decided to test it first and felt that this guy was docile and fierce.

"That's it." Atre smiled, and his right hand couldn't help touching the bridge of his nose that was not very high. He explained, "I've been farting since I was a child, and I secretly called me 'jet meat * bullet'."

"Hahaha, that's a good name." The neck of the turtle-shaped Warcraft instantly increased by more than ten centimeters and looked up to the sky and laughed.

"I also think this name is quite handsome," Atrai smiled and walked to it and said, "If you want to know the mystery of this fart, I can tell you what I have studied all my life. I am an extinct fart master on the mainland!"

"Ghost fart master?!" The turtle-shaped beast was stunned, and a trace of fine light flashed in his eyes. He continued, "I have been living for more than ten thousand years, and I have never heard of the profession of ghost master!"

"Our faction is very hidden in the world," Atre was secretly happy to know that his nonsense aroused the interest of this ten-thousand-year-old royal beast.

"Well, I'm indeed a little ignorant. It's undeniable that you, a human, are really stinky. Just tell me your greatest research results and let me see it."

"Well, our ghost fart master has a famous saying, 'The fart is not smelly, the stinky fart is not loud, and the serial fart is stinky and loud. This is the philosophy left by the predecessor ghost fart master. According to my research, this sentence is definitely a wise saying summed up by our fart master with painstaking efforts."

"How to say?" Turtle Warcraft is very interested in asking.

"The fart is actually a gas formed in our intestines and stomach for various reasons. The world says that fart stinks. In fact, this kind of gas has no odor or very low odor. When we have this gas in our stomach, we will feel bloated and need to vent it. When they rush out of the 'door', they will vibrate the surrounding air and make a violent sound. This is 'sounding fart', but it doesn't stink. This is the origin of this 'no stinky fart'. However, there is not only this kind of gas in our intestines, but also one thing is 'Baba', which is a strange smell. When we have these two things in our stomachs at the same time, it is more complicated to exhaust gas. We can't bring 'Baba' out together. At this time, our 'door' will subconsciously shrink the shrink clip * to prevent the 'ba' from breaking through, which will also affect the emission speed of gas, and can only slowly squeeze out the 'door'. Because of a lot of 'bab' smell, the fart at this time is silent but extremely smelly, which is called 'stinky fart'. In another case, there are both in the stomach, and the amount of gas is huge or endless, which must be leaked out as soon as possible, otherwise it may be harmful to health. At this time, the gas will rush out to the 'door', and at the same time, in order to watch 'Baba', our 'door' will also be competently clamped * tight. This 'rush' and 'clip' will make the 'door' loose and tight state, and the gas gushing out will also make a series of 'bo' sounds, and at the same time bring out a large number of 'babes. The smell of 'serial fart stinky and loud' comes from this.

"What a clever human boy!" Turtle Warcraft suddenly said in a low voice, "Do you know who I am? Say it! What do you have to do with Luanhuang!"

[Hey hey, brothers and sisters, remember to collect if you don't have a collection. The collection of Dark Demons is still a thousand. Don't forget to collect it if you read books...]