Chapter 26, take your wife to buy sex
Soon, the disciples sent by Master Moke will come back. Nurse Zen Master Asdu has agreed, but because he has a lot of people to see, he asked Moke to take the four of them to the Huguo Temple tomorrow morning. The king will have incense there, and he can take this opportunity to meet the king.
Seeing that the task was completed easily, the stone hanging in Fu Jiezi's heart finally fell. After looking at these murals, he felt a little in his heart, so he went to Master Moke to talk about Buddhism. Master Moke thought that he might preach to the people of the Eastern Han Dynasty. This may be a matter of merit. Now he is very happy to tell him. I had some Buddhist principles, but I didn't expect that I would only do this with the Buddha's heart and become a little snobbish.
The next morning, Master Moke took a group of disciples and Fu Jiezi to Huguo Temple. Huguo Temple has 20 large Lingguang Temple. It is the largest temple in the city of Wallagang West and the poisoned national temple. It is located on the side of the Ganges River and is a place for Buddhists to worship in the world.
There are many vendors selling all kinds of things outside the Huguo Temple, mostly owned by some Buddhists, but there are also daily necessities, clothing and transportation. The most remarkable thing is that there are still people selling harmonious husband and wife supplies outside the Buddhist shrine, which makes Fu Jiezi stare straight.
The star saint also saw it. Although she had never used it, at least she had been with Fu Jiezi for a long time and had a lot of experience. As soon as she saw it, she guessed it. She couldn't help blushing with shame and couldn't help pulling Fu Jiezi away.
Fu Jiezi secretly remembered a place in his heart and said he would buy one when he came back later.
Entering the Huguo Temple, it looked extremely quiet and almost no one dared to speak. Fu Jiezi looked at this situation. No one led the way and could not touch the north. Under the leadership of Moko, they crossed the hall all the way. Fu Jiezi counted silently. They walked through nearly 200 pagodas and saw 3,000. Buddhists, this is not like a Buddhist temple, but more like an army guarding a palace.
Fu Jiezi originally thought that there would be a king to give incense here today. Maybe these are people in the army, but Fu Jiezi found that he was wrong when Moke took them to the edge of the Ganges River. There were more than 2,000 armored elite soldiers here, and their costumes were different from monks, and there were special honor guards and Yuxuan.
Moco arrived and found that many of his brothers had come. He introduced Fu Jiezi and others to the brothers, and At this time, Asdu sent someone to invite them to the temple.
Asdu, a Zen master of the Protectorate, is an old man who is 90 years old, but he still looks very healthy. He holds a huge Zen battle in his hand, which looks a little heavy, but he looks very relaxed.
The Daxiong Treasure Hall looks extremely luxurious, which can be described as luxury. The first officer's colored silk is hung on the beam, surrounded by more than 20 golden statues. From afar, I don't know whether it is made of gold and silver or earth and stone. Most of them are the people Fu Jiezi has seen in Pan Youyun's waterhouse, such as Guan Shiyin, King Ashoka and so on. There are many arhats around, which are ferocious and horrible.
There are not many people in the Daxiong Hall, together with less than 100 people. The king and princess are three princes and one princess, more than a dozen elderly monks and abbots, and some merchants, officials and eunuchs and guards of kings from all over the world.
Fu Jiezi didn't see the king at first glance. Of course, it was not the charming princess and the pink princess, but three merchants. According to the hierarchy and status of the big man, these people were not even qualified to meet the county magistrate, and how could they see the king? It seems that Either you are not allowed to look at people, or the status of merchants is quite high.
Look at the king's family. The king is nearly 60 years old. The eldest prince is much older than Fu Jiezi. The second prince looks nearly 30 years old, but the third son and princess are less than 20 years old. They are both eighteen or nine years old, looking at some faults.
It may be because in Fu Jiezi's eyes, the poisonous man looks the same. This king looks a little like King Ashoka seen in Pan Youyun's water house, but the king looks much older. The princess is thirty-four or forty-five years old. Because of good maintenance, she may actually be older. Those two The eldest son must not be born by her. Fu Jiezi saw at a glance that the princess was younger than the eldest son.
Thinking of this, Fu Jiezi understood why the four children are so different. I'm sure that the last two may be born by this princess, and the first two must not be. While he was thinking about these things, the star saint secretly abducted him and signaled him not to look around. Fu Jiezi couldn't help crying.
There was a star saint watching, and the princess had to stop looking at it. The language between them was really difficult for Fu Jiezi to hear. Few of them could understand the whole sentence. Standing here was dry and suffic. Under the arrangement of Asdu, the king began to enter incense, which is the annual meeting of Buddhism. The king gave incense and then sealed it by the Zen master who protected the country, so that Buddhism can flourish.
Because of the language problem, Fu Jiezi didn't say a word. Almost all the questions were answered by the northern saint alone. The language of the difficult elder was not as powerful as that of the northern saint, but only occasionally added a sentence.
After asking all these questions, the king seemed a little surprised. Buddhism and fire religion had never had a deep friendship. This time, they came back and borrowed poison. This kind of thing involved too much. The king did not reply to them immediately, but asked them to go back to Lingguang Temple first to wait for news.
Fu Jiezi thought it was over, but the king asked about his identity. One was because he looked strange, and the other was that the northern saint said that Fu Jiezi was an envoy from the Han Dynasty.
The king asked about the origin and reason. In fact, there is nothing wrong with Fu Jiezi's origin, but when asked about the reason, he could not say that it was because he messed up the saint of the fire religion and had no choice but to come to this place where the dog did not shit, so he changed his name to the emperor of the great man and sent him to the Western Regions and changed his way to poison to explore the new Silk Road. .
He said so, on the one hand, it can avoid embarrassment, and on the other hand, he can ask if there is really a road to Shu. If a new silk road can be built between the Han Dynasty and Shu, it will undoubtedly be a great credit. Since then, there will be great changes in the Han Dynasty, poison, and around the Shu part of the Han Dynasty.
He did not expect these changes, but they were analogous to the prosperity brought by the Silk Road to the Western Regions.
Little is known about the powerful poison country of the Han Dynasty. The king did not even know whether the country of the Han Dynasty really existed. Similarly, the poison was not clear about the Xiongnu, but he learned from the people who went south of the Western Regions that there was a very powerful nation in the north, and all countries around Pamir and Kunlun were afraid of it. There are two biggest threats to poison countries, one is the southern poison in the south, and the other is the Sert from the west. Originally, Daxia was close to him, but Daxia people were afraid of war and never provoke trouble easily, so they never regarded Daxia as a threat. Recently, Daxia was destroyed by the Yue family. The northern poison country was originally worried that the Yue family would go south, but the Yue family stopped because of civil strife, and they were at peace.
The poisonous king was not interested in the Han Dynasty. Fu Jiezi's empty words did not play a role. The poisonous king asked how big the Han Dynasty was. Fu Jiezi did not know how big the Han Dynasty was. He only talked about the limits of east, west, north and south, but the king had these concepts. No, Fu Jiezi has no choice. He also didn't know how many people there were in the Han Dynasty, but he knew how many people there were in Chang'an and how many armies there were in the Han Dynasty. When these two million figures appeared in the ears of the poisonous king, the king was finally stunned, but he was also not interested in it. This is a closed country with little understanding of the outside, and He is very developed, especially in religious culture, so he is very arrogant and lacks interest in the Han Dynasty, which he has never heard of.
Poisoning too far did not help the Han Dynasty attack the Xiongnu, and Fu Jiezi did not have much illusions about this poisonous country. Since it is a thing you don't want me to do, then give up. He just wants to find a way to go straight to Shu and open this shortcut that no one knows.
After saying goodbye to the king and Zen Master Asdu, Fu Jiezi and the three of them returned to Lingguang Temple first. Master Moke had to ask the master some Buddhist principles here, so he would not go back for the time being.
Fu Jiezi learned the lesson of the last meal of green tofu and found a restaurant outside to say that he would have a meal before going back. Although the two saints Xing and Bei were as blatant and greedy as Fu Jiezi, they also did not respect green vegetables and tofu. The two looked at each other and smiled slightly. Since Fu Jiezi said to eat Then eat it.
While the dish will not come up for a while, Fu Jiezi said to the star saint, "There are some things that I forgot to add. You can accompany me to have a look." The star saint said blankly, "What is it?" Fu Jiezi didn't explain and smiled. Seeing that the northern saint was also curious, he thought it was useless for you to think about this thing. He said, "Please wait here for the elder and the northern saint. I'll go with Gunia."
After saying that, she asked the star saint to follow her. The star saint said, "Why are you going back?"
Fu Jiezi smiled and said, "Have you forgotten?"
The star saint said blankly, "What... Ouch, it's a shame." The star saint suddenly remembered what it was and refused to go. Fu Jiezi couldn't help pulling her and said, "What are you afraid of? Anyway, they don't know us." The star saint was still dragged by him, which was called a contradiction in her heart. In her opinion, she and Fu Jiezi had committed a great sin. If she bought that thing, this... that was simply ridiculous.
Was dragged by Fu Jiezi for a while, her heart was excited and excited, and more restless and wandering. Thinking of what might happen, her heart beat violently and she felt a little breathless. However, after a while, he found that Fu Jiezi did not pull herself very hard, but was walking. , think it's incredible, how can her generation of saints think so... such an unbearable thing, let him find how shameful it is!! Well, you still have to pretend to be reluctant.
So, the star saint dragged her "very reluctantly" and forced Fu Jiezi to drag her over.
Seeing that the obscene merchant was still staying there, the star saint refused to leave again and said nothing. She didn't know when her face began to be as coquettish as a pig's liver. She said angrily, "If you want to go, you shameless guy, I can't afford to lose this person." Fu Jiezi laughed and said, "Are you really not going?" The star saint gritted her teeth and said, "I won't go to death. Then, that's everything. Let the northern saint and Sister Pan know that I won't live!" The voice of the star saint was almost begging.
Fu Jiezi said, "What's this? Every family has it. Let's go together."
"I won't go!" The star saint bit her teeth and her attitude was extremely resolute.
"How do I know the size if you don't go..." Fu Jiezi was helpless.
"&※@¥" Star Saint was speechless for a while and felt that her face was about to burn.
"It's up to you, big and small." The star saint must turn her head and look like death.
Fu Jiezi said, "Then wait for me here. Don't go away. It's hard to find it if you get lost." The star saint said, "I know, you stay away from me. If you don't want face, I still want to be ashamed."
Fu Jiezi ran over there and looked through it for a while. There were few rare things here, all of which were seen in his family. It was very normal to have several "props" of married life in the noble families of the Han Dynasty. Many dignitaries found concubines for their children who were only thirteen or 14 years old, read and played with them during the day and at night. Sleeping with.
But he didn't find a problem until he arrived at that person.
I am too special.
Of course, it's not ugly, but he is the only Han man. Other people are obviously different from him. Almost all people are looking at him. Isn't it too arrogant to be so blatant to buy interesting things?
The poisonous people sighed that where did the barbarians come from? It's shameless and unkind.
Fu Jiezi secretly hated his lack of heart, and hated that this interesting person was too unopened. Since it was a hidden thing, he did not put a small place, but after all, he was a magnificent general, with thunder and a flat face like a lake. He walked over steadily and chose in front of the stall.
At this point, only one alley can go dark.
No matter how flat he was, he was not stared at by these hundreds of pairs of eyes. At that moment, he grabbed two and was about to leave. As soon as the man could not see it, he stood up with a shout, thinking that this distant guest really didn't know the rules and had to pay some money.
Fu Jiezi hurriedly took it out of his pocket, which was broken.
The silver is on the star saint.
People around him thought that he didn't give money, and I don't know who got up to coax him. Many people were originally afraid of this foreigner, but they were curious. Someone got up like this, and everyone gathered around and looked at this uncivilized "barbarian" from the east.
This is really embarrassing!
Fu Jiezi had no choice but to summon his daughter-in-law.
After shouting for a long time, the star saint hid aside and didn't dare to come over. At that time, she felt ashamed when she saw so many people surrounding her. Now Fu Jiezi called her, which was really killing her.
If people know that the saint of the fire religion buys ** outside the Huguo Temple, she will die.
But seeing that Fu Jiezi was surrounded, he gritted his teeth and rubbed a large piece of silver on his mobile phone. He hated it and thought that he would be trapped first. He would definitely ignore this person in the next month.
The star saint suddenly rose with boundless courage, pushed through the crowd and rushed in, stuffed a piece of silver to the obscene merchant, and took Fu Jiezi to run away with her head in her arms.
Running out of an uninhabited grove nearly three miles away, the two stopped, and the star saint sat on a stone and cried.
Fu Jiezi was also very embarrassed. He was really wrong today. He thought that he had experienced a lot of battles and his face was still hot, and the star saint had always been tender. How could she stand such an embarrassment? She quickly hugged him and said modestly, "Today, I don't think about what you will be wronged. ."
The star saint was so angry that she didn't say anything and got angry with Fu Jiezi.
She is more cultivated. She doesn't fall and bite like a little woman, but she just cried silently.
Fu Jiezi did not persuade her in the back. An angry woman like the Star Saint avoided reasoning with her and begging for mercy in a low voice. Fu Jiezi followed her and waited for her to finish her anger.
walked very slowly, but took a detour for five or six miles.
The star saint suddenly said, "Go and buy something else."
"Huh?" Fu Jiezi couldn't help but be stunned and said with lingering lingering heart, "Do you still want to buy it? I will never go again."
The star saint was grinded with no temper and begged for mercy, "Let's buy something else. When we go back, the northern saint and the elders ask us what to buy, what do you want me to say?" Fu Jiezi nodded repeatedly and said, "That's, that's it."
After a few miles of detour, he came to a row of shops. Fu Jiezi bought some sweets and fruits, and the star saint bought some rouge, cloth, as well as some saree ready-made clothes, hats, leather boots, and anti-corrosion umbrellas. Anyway, she can buy anything big to hide the dirty things that Fu Jiezi bought. The star saint was thoughtful and bought some accessories that the northern saint liked at the same time to please her.
When she bought these things, the star saint did not take Fu Jiezi's dirty things, so she asked Fu Jiezi to get the cloth and clothes and hats, and she provided the fruits and desserts bought by Fu Jiezi. When she returned to the small restaurant, the northern saint and the elders had left, and the store had already cleaned up the table to welcome the guests. Seeing Fu Jiezi come in, he told them that the girl asked him to tell them that they had not spoken for a long time, so they went back first.
The star saint's heart has finally calmed down. What she is most afraid to see now is the northern saint and the difficult elders, which is more nervous than seeing the Lord of Light.
The good roast chicken ordered had nothing to do with him. Fu Jiezi asked the star saint if she would eat it. The star saint sutra was so noisy that even eating human flesh was tasteless. She shook her head and said, "Go back. It's not shameful enough."
Fu Jiezi had no taste. He sighed and returned to Lingguang Temple. There was a side gate in Lingguang Temple. The star saint proposed to enter the door. It was very close to Pan Youyun's water resort, so the guards already knew them. Fu Jiezi originally wanted to go through the main door, but thinking that it was indeed shameful just now, it was better not to go against her intention, so he agreed to go to the side door.
The sanitary monk knew the two and let them in without asking anything. The star saint was just about to hide in the room, but Pan Youyun happened to come over with a smile and said, "Why did you go to the side door and buy so many things?"
Pan Youyun came to see the fruit and said, "It happens that I made an appointment with your northern saint to cook some fruit jelly together." The star saint was about to escape, and the northern saint also came out of the waterside. Pan Youyun took her hand and went to the waterside.
The star saint had no choice but to go in. Fu Jiezi was much calmer and was just hungry, so she went to eat some. The star saint always stared at the things in Fu Jiezi's hand. What's wrong and what can I be afraid of? The Northern Saint has always been curious about what they bought and said, "Sister, what did you buy? Well, you are a pervert, and you even buy a breast pendant..."
said and his eyes fell on the chest pendant in Fu Jiezi's hand, with a contemptuous face.
[This chapter only takes an hour and a half of 5,000 words. I was puzzled for a while. Oh, it turns out that this chapter YD^-^ is collected. In addition, there is something wrong with the input method today. The typing display can't keep up, and there are many typos. I have changed it several times. Please forgive me for eating sand.]