Chapter 7: Emergency Breakdown

I didn't have time to have lunch after school at noon. I rushed to my room to find the book left by Grandpa Chen for a long time. After all, it has been so many years. Finally, I found it in the wardrobe. I don't remember when I put it in the wardrobe. After finding it, I raised the book above my head and laughed three times. I was glad that my mother didn't take it to cook and caught fire. Because the laughter was too horrible, my mother came up with a broom and said sternly, "You continue after eating."

I have no doubts about my mother's force. I had to go to the kitchen to eat obediently. After dinner, I immediately went back to my room and read a book for more than an hour before I found a way to break down.

After finding it, I went to school happily. Before I left, I found a pair of big scissors at home and stuffed them into my schoolbag. The scissors were very large ones. I don't know what they are called. Anyway, you remember that they are very big.

I basically smiled all the way, which made many passers-by who didn't know me unwilling to walk side by side with me. Maybe they were wondering if the child was laughing so obscenely. Even Wang Feng was talking behind his back about whether I had done something bad and didn't tell him.

When she arrived at school, Liu Siting had come and did her homework there. It seems that the "Black Triangle" is really domineering. Now Liu Siting is much more energetic. It's just that the printing hall is still black and scary.

Liu Siting saw me coming and smiled at me habitually, and I also smiled at her with a brilliant smile. Then sit down next to her. He took out the big scissors from his schoolbag and smashed them on the table with a bang. Liu Siting was shocked, and the whole class turned their eyes to me. I knew that the action was a little exaggerated.

I shouted at my classmates, "We all play their own games. What do you want to watch?" Who's going to see me cut it!"

Liu Siting pulled the corner of my clothes and whispered to me, "What are you doing?"

I didn't answer her. I stared at her, and then laughed at him.

Maybe Liu Siting was a little uncomfortable with me. She raised her right hand and shook it in front of my eyes and asked, "Are you stupid?"

I patted Liu Siting's hand and said to her, "You're stupid. It's just that I have an idea. I don't know if you want to be my first experiment?"

Liu Siting blinked curiously and said, "What's your idea? It's not a good thing at first glance.

I said, "You don't trust me so much. Why is a good thing not a good thing? I suddenly wanted to learn how to get a haircut, so I specially brought a pair of scissors and wanted you to give me an experiment. How about it? Is there any discussion?

Liu Siting was even more surprised. She punched me in the chest without saying a word. The girl really beat me so hard that she coughed. She said angrily, "Go to hell. First of all, I'll tell you that you don't want to do an experimental door on my head. Besides, your scissors are so scary that you can cut off my head and want to murder."

I shook my head while coughing and waved my hand. I'm really afraid that the girl is punching me. If you give me another punch, I'm afraid I'll get the scriptures. He quickly said to her, "I'm kidding. You really did it."

Liu Siting talked to me at all and said to me, "You deserve it. Who told you to joke about my hair?" That punch is light. Do you know how long I have kept my hair?"

I nodded repeatedly and said, "Yes, yes, I deserve it!"

Seeing that I admitted my mistake and had a good attitude, Liu Siting smiled and said to me, "Forget it, I won't care about you. Tell me, what are the scissors for?

Don't care about me. Obviously, I'm at a loss. I said to her, "Thank you for not being interested, cough... My scissors are the ones that bring you to cut your hair.

Liu Siting stared at me with a little bad eyes after listening, and I knew that she wanted to beat me again. He hurriedly shouted, "Don't, don't, listen to me, can you finish what I said?"

Liu Siting stared at me and said coldly, "Say, if the reason is not enough, I will beat you."

This girl is really awesome. I thought about it and said to her, "Well, aren't you leaving in a few days? I don't know if we can still meet in the future. Some experts say that this hair is connected to the heart. As long as you give one person's hair to another person, you can meet in the future. The expert also said, 'There is a thousand miles to meet', so I'm here to ask you for hair today.

Liu Siting grabbed her head and asked me curiously, "Are you telling the truth? By the way, why don't I know what the expert said?

I said, "Of course it's useful. Let me tell you, the expert is here." After saying that, I looked at Liu Siting warily. To be honest, I was really afraid that she was beat me. After listening to this, Liu Siting raised her right hand, and I jumped more than two meters away with a sshiver. Similarly, I had no doubt about my escape quality.

Liu Siting's move failed and roared coldly, "Come back. I won't hit you. Why are you running?"

I had to go back with a smile. As soon as I sat down, the girl punched me in the chest again. Didn't she say she wouldn't hit me?

Liu Siting looked at me with a bad smile and sneer, and asked me, "Do you really want hair?"

I nodded vigorously first, then shook my head like a rattle, and then nodded again.

Liu Siting said coldly, "Do you want it or not?"

I didn't do anything hesitant and yelled.

After Liu Siting heard this, I saw her raise her sinful right hand again. Similarly, I rushed out two meters away at a speed of 300 miles. However, Liu Siting didn't come to me. She went to the scissors. After she fucked the scissors, she pushed the long hair behind her from behind. There was a pair of scissors, and then she cut a pinch of hair. What a pinch. She is so generous. I feel sad when I look at her.

She raised her hair to me and said, "Why do you think you are so timid? Do you want it or not?"

I saw that I really didn't mean to hit me this time. I walked back with a smile and said, "Why don't you want it? Why are you willing to give it to me this time?"

Liu Siting said, "Don't talk nonsense. Come and get it if you want."

I didn't talk nonsense and took my hair like a treasure. I tied it with a rope and hid it in my pocket. Liu Siting picked up the "Black Triangle" and said to me, "Is this yours?"

I nodded.

Liu Siting said, "Then how can you bring it to me? By the way, I seemed to feel a little strange this morning. What's going on?"

I don't think it's necessary to tell her something. After all, normal people won't accept it easily. It's better not to tell her the truth. Thinking of this, I said to her seriously, "Do you know that there is a disease called 'indirect idiotic disease'? You're just sick."

Liu Siting said doubtfully, "Do you really have this disease? Why don't I know? Forget it, your mouth can't spit out ivory. By the way, what's in it?"

Can't I spit ivory out of my mouth? So what's my mouth? I said to Liu Siting, "I don't know what's inside. Anyway, I brought it up since I was a child. This is also the first gift I gave you. Take it well and don't lose it."

Liu Siting curled her lips and said, "Isn't this too ugly? I think I'll take it with me because you brought it to my child.

I was happy when I saw that Liu Siting promised me to take it forever, but I seemed to think of something and said to Liu Siting, "I still have a condition."

Liu Siting said to me in surprise, "Why are you so troublesome today? It's not like you! I'm a good person to do it to the end. What's the matter?

I saw that she agreed so readily and said to her, "Actually, it's nothing. I just want to know your birthday. You see, we haven't known each other for so long. It's a little outrageous."

Liu Siting told me because she thought this condition was not ridiculous. I deliberately lied to her that my birthday was the same day as her, and the request was bigger than anyone. Now the girl is interested and tells me that she was born at 3:30 p.m. and asked me when. I have to say that it's three o'clock in the afternoon. Liu Siting felt that she was at a loss and turned her head to do her homework and ignored me.

Maybe some readers must be thinking about why I want my hair? Can it really be 'a thousand miles to meet'? To be honest, I haven't tried it and I don't know. If you have the conditions, you can try it, which doesn't hurt.

Some readers may have seen that hair and birthday must be related to the broken fall. That's right! The book says that the demotion technique should be 'heart loss degradation'. It is not difficult to break, as long as there is the hair of the descender, and the eight characters of the date of birth are written on yellow paper. Then tie a little grass man, stuff the yellow paper and hair into the little grass man and burn it.

Now that the hair and the date of birth have eight characters, I think it should not be difficult to tie a grass man. Once the descending technique is broken, it can devour its descending person, and the descending person there is unlucky.

It was not easy to survive until school. Liu Siting and I went home together with a smile all the way, but something that worried me happened. Liu Siting fainted halfway. Fortunately, it's the same as last time. I can't worry about sending her to the doorstep.

I decided to break down for her tonight, because the more Liu Siting will be hurt after a day.

It is not difficult to find straws in our countryside. As long as there is a home for raising livestock, there will be, and my family will have it. When I got home, I plunged into the pile of straw and focused on pricking up my little scarecrow. As the saying goes, if the mountain is not high, there will be immortals. In the same way, the scarecrow is not good-looking, just have a head and feet.

I'm really not suitable for this job. A small scarecrow has been pierced for two hours and pierced my waist. After tying it, I ate a few mouthfuls of rice and went back to the room. I found a yellow paper for worshiping God at home with Liu Siting's birthday on it, and took out Liu Siting's hair. I was not willing to put it all in, so I put half of it. Everything is ready and almost set on fire.

I picked up the scarecrow and went out of the house. In the field outside the village, I saw that no one was a good place to set fire. He took out the lighter and lit it on the scarecrow's foot. As soon as I lit it, I saw the scarecrow burn out with a roar. The flame was so high that Nima almost burned my eyebrows.

After burning, I was thinking: I don't know if the falling buddy will lose sleep tonight. Are you still sleeping?

(Maybe everyone thinks that this kind of supernatural event is not good-looking and there is no fighting picture. Yes, I think so too. In fact, in reality, real gentlemen generally do not fight, but I promise that there will be a scene of fighting in the future. I would like to ask for your recommendation again)

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