Chapter 14: Green Face Overturned
Chapter 14: The Fall of the Green Face
Originally, I thought that the masters hidden in the dark were generally immortals and righteous. Isn't this what they all play on TV? But the hidden master in reality is really a little surprised. Some people may have guessed it. That's right, it's the old man selling vegetables the other day.
It's not that selling vegetables surprises me. The master doesn't look like a master. You say you walk when you walk and put some temperament. If you have nothing to do, you have to snot, and you are so ecstatic. How does this remind me of you as a master?
I opened my standard O-shaped mouth until the obscene old man came to me. The old man didn't look at me and said to me, "Are you going to die?"
I couldn't react for a moment and said several times that I couldn't die. Still, the old man ignored me. He reached out and took out a yellow paper from his pocket and put the yellow paper in front of his mouth, and then shouted "illness".
With the fireball, I didn't know which monster was not knocked down and wanted to run away. But it doesn't look at who is there? I was knocked down after a few steps. The place where I lay down was just the heart of my "Six-in-Thunder Array".
Only then did I realize that the old man's fireball is so powerful. In front of him, I am simply blacker than Mr. Bao - there is a black hand in the black. This old guy is so dark.
I looked at the monster lying on the ground and trembling. It was really shocking. It was as exciting as Uncle Ying was making a movie on the scene. If I had this ability, I wouldn't have been pinched last night.
Because of inattention, the old man called the younger generation several times before I realized it. I turned my head and saw the old man looking at me. He said to me, "Have you never seen this situation of the younger generation?"
Instinctively, my head is shaking like a wave drum, and I really haven't seen it.
The old man smiled and said, "Haha, the younger generation is the younger generation. Come on, give you a chance to see how powerful you are."
"If it's not powerful, it won't be beaten so badly." I said shyly.
"Yes, if you really have the ability, you don't have to do it. Anyway, it's okay. Don't you have another array left? Go and start that array to clean it up and kill it. The old man said.
What does it mean? Do you want me to kill it? I looked at the old man questioningly and said, "Is this so?"
The old man said in surprise, "You can't start the array, can you?"
I said, "I will start the formation, but I haven't finished that formation yet. What should I do?"
The old man said, "Then you go and finish that array. If I guess correctly, that array is called 'Liuhe Thunder', right?"
I asked in surprise, "How do you know this is called Liuhe Thunder? That monster is in my array. What if I go there and put it up and hit me?
The old man smiled and said, "I have eaten more salt than you eat. How can I not know this gadget? Let me tell you, you'd better hurry up if you're going to the array, or you'll really get up later. I won't help you clean it up then.
I looked at him with infinite contempt and provoked me. But it's right to think about it carefully. It's troublesome to wait for that thing to get up. Now it won't hit people when it trembles, right? Forget it, it's all. After thinking about it, I quickly ran there, and I could get it back to bed early.
In fact, the array is almost trembling. To put it simply, just insert the last yellow paper into that position, so it's very fast.
After I finished the cloth, I went to the old man. The old man was buttoning his nose. I didn't understand where there was so much shit on his nose for him to buckle. I saw that he was not easy to buckle and didn't pay attention to me at all. Then I said to him, "I've got it."
After hearing this, the old man nodded and signaled that I could start. To be honest, it was disgusting to look at his nose! I shook my head and turned around. After standing up, I knotted the sword with my right hand and said in my mouth, "The door of Liuhe is often open. Guiwei Dingchou is fierce together. Thunder will shock the evil, and the nine heavens are good to raise soldiers, disease..."
As soon as I blurted out, a white light flashed around the six-in-one array. A small lightning appeared on the strange body out of thin air. The strange screamed and trembled even more fiercely. The second time, the monster hit the monster was no longer screaming or trembling. He just lay quietly on the ground and did not know whether it was dead or alive. After hitting the monster for the third time, the monster began to slowly disappear. It took about four or five minutes for the strangeness to disappear in my eyes. Maybe it has disappeared forever.
After the monster disappeared, I turned around and looked at the old man. What was disgusting was that the monster was still boogering. I said coldly to the old man, "That monster has disappeared. Do you see the power of the hexagon?"
The old man didn't stop booging his nose. He laughed and said, "What's the beauty? It's really bad that you have to kill that monster three times."
I'm not angry because I'm already bad, and I'm not afraid to say it. I don't like the old man. I said to the old man, "I know I'm very bad. Now you can see it, and the monster is gone. I can go home and sleep if I have nothing to do." With that, he walked in the direction he came.
The old man was anxious when he saw that I was going to leave. He said, "Don't mind. By the way, don't you want to know about me?"
I immediately said, "I'm not interested. Can I go?"
The old man seemed to be really anxious. He ran towards me and said to me, "Damn, don't you know that you will have retribution if you beat that ghost to death?"
What? Will there be retribution? It's sad that this old man doesn't fight by himself. Shit, I feel like I'm being hacked. When it comes to me, I will become interested even if I am not interested. I said to the old man, "What's the retribution? If your mother didn't say it earlier, what's the retribution?"
The old man thought for a moment and said to me, "Actually, it's nothing. It's just that he will retribution when he is old. Most of them are disabled for life, and they can't die if they have nothing to do.
Shit, is this old man scaring me? I'm not scared, but a little worried. Then I said, "Damn it, you lied to me. Do you want to hurt me? By the way, is there any way? I would rather die early than be disabled. I want you to be responsible for the fact that you lied to me.
The old man smiled and said to me, "I will definitely be responsible. It depends on whether you are worthy of cooperation."
Does this still need to cooperate? Do you want me to marry him? Look, that old man doesn't look like a friend! I asked doubtfully, "How to cooperate? If what you say is too outrageous, do you believe it or not, I will slap you?
The old man said with an angry smile, "It's not outrageous at all. Don't worry. Are you learning Qimen Dunjia? Do you want to learn my spell?
It turned out that he called the charm. Charms are one of the main means used by Chinese Taoism to preach and practice. The so-called charm is the combination of charm and spell. Generally speaking, "mu" refers to a mysterious image drawn with a combination of dots and lines, words and pictures, and mainly buckling strokes. People in Taoist doors claim that it has many functions such as driving ghosts and gods, curing diseases and disasters; "spell" refers to a formula with special audio effects, which is widely used for health care. Pray for the elimination of disasters or summon ghosts and gods to achieve the special purpose of the implementer.
Isn't he going to teach me his charm? I asked in surprise, "Are you going to teach me?"
The old man was still not surprised and said, "If you want to learn, I'll teach you what?"
I asked in surprise, "Then how much tuition do I have to teach?" Let's make it clear first, but I don't have money to give it to you!"
After I said this, the old man immediately put down his face and said seriously, "Don't put anything with money, okay? Of course, the tuition fee is still required. When I teach you, the cigarette will be yours. Is that okay? By the way, I saved your life after talking for a long time, right? Give me a cigarette first."
I took out a cigarette and threw it to him and said to him, "There is one more thing. I won't worship your master. Would you like to teach me?" In fact, it's not that I don't want to worship the master, but the reason is that there is only a master like Grandpa Chen in my heart. Even if he has never called a word, he has never made a salute.
I thought that the old man must not want to teach, but the old man didn't care. He said two words to me with his nose while smoking a cigarette: "Rare."
I was relieved to see that the strange old man didn't care about me. In fact, I was secretly laughing. The old man said to me, "Oh, little thing, I don't think your family is a yin and yang family. Who did you learn from?"
When I saw him ask me, I replied, "My neighbor's grandfather gave me the book before he died. He didn't teach me anything. I learned it by myself."
The old man straightened up and said to me seriously, "Did he tell you about your eyes?"
I said doubtfully, "What's wrong with my eyes? Myopia? I know this."
The old man said, "No, no, it's not about myopia. Do you know why your eyes can see dirty things?
I'm not surprised by this. I have also asked Grandpa Chen this question many times. Grandpa Chen's answer to me is that the eight characters are weak and his anger is low. I said to the old man, "The eight characters are weak, and the anger is low. "The fuss"
The old man said in surprise, "So you don't know? Now that you have grown up, you also have the ability to tell you that it doesn't matter. You are born with yin and yang eyes.