Chapter 16: Emission

Chapter 16: Pedm

I didn't sleep all night. When I went back to the room and lay **, I always tossed and turned. This is the legendary tiredness that I don't even have the strength to sleep.

Yes, I was very tired that night. Three arrays in a row seriously consumed my brain, and I was hit by the feng shui and now my whole body hurts. I was even more tired to chat with the old man all night.

I don't know how long it took to turn over and finally fell asleep in a daze. After waking up, it was three o'clock in the afternoon. I slept for eleven hours.

I got up and washed my face and found that my whole body was in pain. I didn't eat for a day but I didn't have any appetite. Walking out of the dormitory and sitting alone on the stone table on the open floor, his head was so messy that he didn't know what he was thinking? It's like being in a daze!

Looking at the road ahead, the extremely ugly and disgusting face appeared in front of me. It was the old man who said to me while boogering, "Is the little thing thinking about women?"

Now it's the old man who can talk during the day here. When I saw him coming, I suddenly became interested and said to the old man, "I'm thinking about you."

The old man shook his head and said to me seriously, "What does the little guy want me to do? I won't do it with you."

Looking at his nose shit, I feel sick. Even if I want to climb the mountain, I won't look for him like this. I said to the old man, "The old man can still keep his mouth shut. Shit, by the way, why don't you sleep here?"

The old man smiled and picked up the vegetable basket behind him and said to me, "I still have time to eat and sleep. Whoever lies like you will have food delivered to your mouth. The key is that I don't smoke now. Do you have any cigarettes?"

This obscene old thing doesn't disgust me. I know that smokers don't have the pain of smoking. After I took out a pack of unopened cigarettes from my pocket and threw it to him, he couldn't wait to take out one in his mouth and light it, and put the whole bag into his pocket. I just scolded the old man who didn't make it. Stop.

The old man took out a book from his pocket while smoking, which was also wrapped in black cloth. When he handed it to me, I felt that the book was as thick as the "Qimen Dunjia" given to me by Grandpa Chen. When I opened it, I saw the yellowed writing with four large black words "Spell". When I took the book, I was a burst of excitement. In addition to Qimen Dunjia, I could also learn the art of charm.

When I opened the first page, my eyes were straight. There were dense spells painted in it. I couldn't understand it at all. It seemed that it was easier to learn than this.

I looked up at the old man and asked, "Why can't I understand?"

The old man said with a smile? "Little thing, do you think the spell is so easy? If you can understand it now, won't I be busy for decades?"

I think so, how profound Chinese literature is and how can a 15- or sixteen-year-old child understand it? I said to the old man insidiously, "I don't understand why don't you teach me. Come on, give me back the cigarette."

I'm scared when the old man sees me asking him to return the cigarette. Isn't this killing him? In fact, I just want to scare him. I don't really want to come back. I know it's not easy for this old man. The old man said to me, "Don't worry, little thing, you need to know who said that you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. I will definitely teach you slowly. Let me have the cigarette first."

I think it's also this old man who has studied this book all his life. He also said that he was gifted when he was young. Although I didn't see it, he should be more powerful than the previous Grandpa Chen. It's enough to teach me.

After smoking a cigarette, the old man picked up the vegetable basket and said to me, "If you want to hide the book, come to me at the place yesterday after 10 p.m. Now I have to go, or I won't have to eat at night. After saying that, he picked up the vegetable basket, picked up the pole and turned his head and left. When he left, he didn't forget his classic action of buttoning his nose.

I put the book "Spell Magic" and "Qimen Dunjia" together. Looking at those two books, my heart was touched. Is this my life in the future?

After dinner in the evening, I sat alone on the stone table in the open space. I haven't been looking for a job for so many days. My father didn't care at all. He just told me to play for a few months and go back to study. In fact, I don't want to stay outside at all. After so many days, I slowly began to be homesick.

I stayed there for a long time until my father went to work and I just went back to bed. I also realized that it was ten o'clock. It's time to find the old man and see what this old man can teach me?

My father thought he had already gone to work. I buried the pillow in the quilt. I was afraid that my father would see me in the room when he came back, so he made this bunker. After all this, he quietly went out of the room, gently closed the door, and walked alone in the direction of the ancient tomb. When I got there, I found that the old thing had not been Come on, you're not going to stand me up, are you?

I thought that the old man couldn't stand me up, otherwise what would the old man smoke if he had no cigarettes?

I wandered around the ancient tomb. Since the feng shui was killed by me, the invisible sense of oppression has disappeared, which is no different from other places, but the black and bald tomb is particularly conspicuous.

At this time, I finally realized that waiting for talent is the most boring thing in the world. I have been waiting here for more than an hour, and the smoke is about to smoke half a bag one after another. But the old man hasn't arrived yet. I have despised the old man countless times in my heart. This old man probably stood me up, otherwise why didn't he show up?

Just as I was about to leave, the disgusting voice of the old man appeared in my ear. I turned my head and saw the living old man standing behind me with his booger. I rushed over and scolded him, "Old man, I thought you were dead. You stood me up, didn't you?"

The old man didn't smile. He said to me seriously, "Little thing, are you so patient? In fact, I came early. I just want to see how patient you are. This is the first lesson I teach you. No matter what you do, you can't be impatient. A person's success can't be without patience. Take our industry as an example. If you learn cost in the future, you will fight with real dirty things, and you also have to perform the task of protecting others. There are many times when you have to wait for those dirty things to appear before you wait for the opportunity to destroy them, but do you know if they will appear and when? It takes patience to wait, understand?"

The old man said it very well. I thought so in my heart. I was stubborn and didn't admit it. I said to the old man, "Ah, old man, cultural person, ha, it's another set. Don't rush to the big tail wolf here. If you have something to say, hurry up."

The old man looked at his face and said solemnly, "You are so similar to me when I was young."

The old man is not over yet. I said to the old man, "Get out of here, get close."

The old man smiled and said to me, "It's useless. I can teach you the charm now, but you have to swear first that you can't use this kind of Taoism to harm people, and you can't use this skill to go the wrong way."

I looked at the old man and said in surprise, "Damn, there is also this rule. By the way, what if I don't swear?"

After I said this in a joking mood, the old man didn't take it as a joke and roared seriously, "I don't swear I won't teach you to return that book to me."

I knew the old man was angry and said with a smile, "Is the old man really angry? Haha, can't I swear that I'm joking with you?"

After saying that, I raised my right hand and raised the three fingers in the middle and said, "I, Chen Yuqiao, swear to God that after learning the spell from now on, I will do more good deeds and contribute for free. Never use this technique to harm people to do things that are immoral. If you swear this oath, let me be killed by tofu. After saying that, I also looked at the old man.

I swear that the old man didn't care too much about it. He said to me with a solemn face, "Although you swore that if you let me know that you are against the oath, even if God doesn't punish you, I will look for you at the ends of the earth. After finding it, I will cramps and let you know that my old man is not only booger."

Shit, it's too cruel. This old man is really full of stingy.

For Taoists, what they are most afraid of is that there are illegal people among their disciples. This profession is special. If illegal people use this technology to do illegal things, it will not only humiliate teachers but also endanger society. That's why the old man forced me to swear and finally didn't forget to threaten me.

Looking at the serious face of the old man, I thought to myself. Why doesn't this old guy believe me so much? Don't worry, I won't embarrass you.