Chapter 44: The First Battle of Yellow Skin
Chapter 44: The First Battle of Yellow Skin
Lin Wenhai seemed to find it difficult to say anything about what happened this afternoon. He stammered and didn't say a reason for a long time. In the end, Zhao Pingzhong said it. It was like this in the afternoon.
At that time, Lin Wenhai and Yang Siliang and others had dinner together. It was a normal thing, but Lin Wenhai was abnormal. This guy began to cry for no reason. In Zhao Pingzhong's words, he cried so sad, just like his dead parents. While crying, he said, "My son's life is suffering, and he died for no reason. Life, I didn't eat your Lin family's chicken, I didn't drink the Lin family's wine, and I actually suffered this disaster.
At that time, there were a lot of people in the canteen. They looked at Lin Wenhai like watching a play. Yang Siliang and others did not notice Lin Wenhai's abnormality. They thought that the boy was changing his method to pick up girls again, so they also followed him to watch the fun.
But gradually Zhao Pingzhong found something wrong with Lin Wenhai. After all, he was also a person who had experienced supernatural events with us. He shouted glasses several times, but Lin Wenhai did not respond at all. At that time, Zhao Pingzhong also panicked. Growing up in the countryside, he suddenly remembered the ghost story he heard.
Lin Wenhai heard from the old man that there are many ways to treat ghosts. The simplest of them is to take chopsticks to clip the middle finger. Zhao Pingzhong did an experiment on Lin Wenhai with the idea of giving it a try. But I can't catch Lin Wenhai.
After Zhao Pingzhong had no choice but to greet everyone about the ghost, everyone also felt that Lin Wenhai was abnormal. With the help of others, he finally caught Lin Wenhai. Zhao Pingzhong did not talk nonsense and picked up his chopsticks and clamped it on Lin Wenhai's middle finger. Sure enough, Lin Wenhai was much more honest when the chopsticks were caught in the middle finger. Zhao Pingzhong tried his best to hold Lin Wenhai and fainted with a strange scream.
When Lin Wenhai woke up, he didn't remember what happened just now. If he hadn't looked at the crowd that had not dispersed, Lin Wenhai himself couldn't believe what Zhao Pingzhong said was true. At night, Lin Wenhai didn't dare to go out for fear that he would be laughed at. Zhao Pingzhong told Lin Wenhai the story of me and Wang Ming, so this guy was waiting for us to come back in the dormitory.
When Zhao Pingzhong finished speaking, Wang Ming and I were stunned. I went to his uncle. Didn't we agree that a few days would be ten years? Does the damn yellow skin repent? No wonder there is an old saying: Most people with uncertain minds are fox and mice.
After thinking about these, I said to Wang Ming, "Lao Wang actually knows it himself, so you can tell him. There is no way to hide it. He can cooperate with us in the future."
When Wang Ming saw what I said, he nodded and told Lin Wenhai what Bai Xian said yesterday and what we went to the back mountain today. Lin Wenhai was stunned. I saw what Wang Ming said about business. I thought I would have nothing to do for a while. I took advantage of that time to pick up a basin of hot water and soak my feet. Listen to Wang Ming's story while soaking.
I think Wang Ming has a great talent for crosstalk. He actually talked so affectionately for three hours, which made me drowsy. However, the more Lin Wenhai and Zhao Pingzhong listened, the more they listened, the more energetic they became. In the end, they were still not satisfied after Wang Ming finished talking.
Lin Wenhai said, "Brother, if you hadn't known that my grandfather fell to death, I really wouldn't believe it. It's too fantasy. The key is that my grandfather is too weak. But this is true. What should I do?"
Seeing Lin Wenhai talking, I was so bored that I was trying to tease that guy, so I said to him affectionately, "I can't help it. It's not that we don't save you. There's really nothing we can do. Just wait to die. You can eat whatever you want these days. At that time, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat. What else do you have? Hurry up and do what you haven't done in the next few days. Don't leave any regrets.
Lin Wenhai was so scared that he begged me to save him. Zhao Pingzhong also looked at me nervously, but the tragic Wang Ming did not understand my IQ in time. He said, "No, Lao Chen, today's Huang Erlang said that Bai Jiantian was still around my school. He should help us. It's said that glasses don't have to die."
I was completely desperate for Wang Ming's IQ. I scolded Wang Ming, "You really have you everywhere. If you don't talk, no one treats you as a mute, I'll go."
Lin Wenhai looked at me and Wang Ming asked us, "Who on earth said what you two is true? What the hell is going on?"
I despised Wang Ming and said to Lin Wenhai, "Glasses, listen to me. There is still a way to save you, that is, you want to invite us to dinner after saving you."
Lin Wenhai almost knelt down for me. He said excitedly, "Lao Chen, ah, no, Master Qiao, Master Qiao, if you can save me, let alone invite you to dinner, I'm willing to be your godfather."
I patted Lin Wenhai on the shoulder affectionately and said to him, "No, it's better to eat. I don't want a son like you."
Seeing that his life was in my hands, Lin Wenhai did not dare to quibble. He nodded to me and said yes. Looking at Lin Wenhai, who looks like a grandson, I really can't bear to blackmail him. I said to Lin Wenhai, "Ok, okay, I won't blow you up and go back to bed. I'm exhausted after walking for a day."
Lin Wenhai saw my tired look and said to me, "Ok, okay, brother, go to bed. Say hello to me if you want to serve me. I'll treat you to dinner after this."
I waved my hand to Lin Wenhai impatiently, and then turned around and got into my quilt. At the moment when I closed my eyes, I only felt a cold wind blowing in the dormitory. The cold wind made me excited. I knew that something came in. I ejected from ** in an instant. Sure enough, I guessed correctly. I only saw a person. The mouse-faced monster stood next to Lin Wenhai. Although he was a human figure, his whole body was covered with yellow hair, and he was much shorter than a human. This monster's eight achievements are the yellow skin. It seems that he has become like this before he gets home. He is not like a human rat. He is not like a mouse.
It is impossible for Lin Wenhai to see the yellow skin. If not, how could it be so determined? I took out all the charms from the suitcase. This is my savings for half a year. Now the yellow skin is forced to reach the door. Anyway, I have to fight. Thinking of this, I knotted a sword and shouted "disease" in my right hand, I threw out one. Fu, the charm broke away from my hand and turned into a fireball, which flew towards the yellow skin like glasses.
Huang Pizi, Zhao Pingzhong and Lin Wenhai were shocked by my broken shout. When the yellow skin saw a fireball flying towards it, it was too late to avoid it. It was already unavoidable. The fireball hit the yellow skin firmly. The yellow skin flew back with a scream and hit the ground heavily.
I know that this yellow skin can't be killed. If it is killed, it is equivalent to poking the yellow skin nest, then I will undoubtedly become the sworn enemy of the whole northeast yellow skin. At that time, I will not be chopped into meat sauce by them.
My main task now is to protect Lin Wenhai. Thinking of this, I quickly pulled Lin Wenhai and threw him heavily into Zhao Pingzhong's **, and I blocked in front of their bed. Before Lin Wenhai could react, he was thrown by me in Zhao Pingzhong's **. He looked at me in a while. When I saw his doubts, I said to him, "Hide and don't. Move, the weasel is coming.
As soon as I finished speaking, Lin Wenhai got into Zhao Pingzhong's quilt with lightning speed. Zhao Pingzhong looked at me doubtfully and said, "Where is it? Why didn't I see it?"
I said to Zhao Pingzhong, "You can't see it now. Don't move."
When Zhao Pingzhong saw me say this, he also got into the quilt. I took a look at the dormitory and found that Wang Ming was missing? I'll do it. This guy is not going to run away, is he? I asked the two people in the quilt, "Where is Lao Wang?"
Zhao Pingzhong showed half of his head and said to me, "I don't know. It seems that I just went out and said to go to the bathroom."
I'm dizzy. He is really good at choosing the time. At this time, the defeated yellow skin stood up. Although my "Cing Yin Fire Charm" is not a little powerful, it still can't hurt the Northeast Immortal who has become a climate. The yellow skin stood up and looked at me fiercely as if he was going to eat me.
But this yellow skin just looks at it and doesn't make any action. Maybe it also knows the power of the charms in my hand and dares not attack easily. I don't think it's good to look at it like this. We have to find a way to get rid of it.
Thinking of this, I took out three "Bingyin fire charms" and threw them at Huangpizi. The three charms of the word "Ji" blurted out turned into three fireballs. When Huangpizi saw that three fireballs were flying this time, Huangpizi quickly put a yellow smoke and ran away. I couldn't help but feel happy when I smelled it when I smelled it. Something is wrong. Shit, the weasel farted before he left.
Suddenly, the weasel's stinky fart spread in the dormitory. I rushed to the window and opened the window to suck the boss's breath of fresh air. Lin Wenhai and Zhao Pingzhong couldn't stand it and ran over. The three of us gasped outside the window until Wang Ming came back. As soon as the door was opened, he scolded, "Wow, this Which grandson pooped in his crotch? After saying that, he quickly ran to the edge of the window and gasped.