Chapter 95: The Way Back to the Soul
Chapter 95: The Road to the Soul
The road back to the soul is actually a path from the underworld to the yang. The path is usually very remote, not to mention the path in the underworld. It is simply a barren ghost smoke.
Walking on the road to the soul, I feel that the world is still. There is no wind, no bird calls, and no footsteps. At this time, we are all floating. If there is no first two ghosts talking, I think I will definitely collapse when I walk from hell to Yangjian.
In fact, the things that ghosts talk about are the same as what people talk about. They are all adult jokes. From this point of view, these two ghosts must not be good ghosts.
I was listening to their jokes. Suddenly, the two ghosts turned their heads and looked at me with a smile at the same time. When I saw that the two ghosts behaved abnormally, I immediately stopped and looked at them nervously. My scalp was numb, thinking that these two ghosts didn't want to eat black,
One of the two ghosts is long and thin, like a robbery somewhere, and the other is white and fat, just like a director. The contrast between the two ghosts is so big that I don't know how they met one piece,
The fat ghost said to me, "Kid, how much money did you give the surname Xie? He is so willing to help you. He is famous for being moody."
He said that I immediately felt angry about the money given to Bai Wuchang. Five billion yuan, I didn't say anything, but just raised five fingers to the two ghosts.
The two ghosts of "five hundred million" said in surprise at the same time. As soon as I heard it, I thought that these two ghosts were really worthless. Did my life be 500 million? No wonder there was no impermanence,
The two ghosts relaxed their expressions when they saw me shaking their heads. They looked at each other and nodded and said, "It's worth 5 billion, it's worth 5 billion. If I want 5 billion, I want it."
It was my turn to be surprised to hear this. I thought that the tone of the two ghosts was not small at all. The black and thin ghost saw my ugly expression and looked down at me and said, "Kid, Master Wuchang only takes you 5 billion, just laugh secretly. You know, the adults also gave us one billion yuan for each of us."
One billion yuan per person is two billion yuan, but the little devil is not surprised at all. Thinking of this, I hurriedly asked the two ghosts, "Your appetite is not small. What's your monthly salary?"
The two ghosts stretched out their hands at the same time and said to me, "We don't have a salary. We don't need to pay back for serving ghosts. You should know this."
Hearing this, I couldn't stand the anger in my heart and said to the two ghosts, "La Ji, you said the same as God. In fact."
The two ghosts smiled and slowed down and walked side by side with me. The white and fat ghosts said to me, "Kid, we are poor and afraid. Do you know? A bowl of noodles in hell costs two million yuan. We can't even afford to eat a bowl of noodles. Do you think we have failed to get home?"
Once again, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth. I didn't expect that the price of hell would be so high. Was it too stingy to talk to Bai Wuchang and Wang Sanhe before? They didn't ask for much.
I thought for a moment and said, "You said this to your king, don't think about me. You should know that we also need 1,000 yuan for a billion underworld coins in the world. I have been hacked by Xie for 5,000 yuan, and I really don't have it now."
The two ghosts were stunned. They didn't expect me to be so poor. The white and fat ghost immediately put down his face and said to me, "Kid, this is your fault. If you don't give five billion to Xie, but to us, then our brothers can let you live a great life on the way back to the soul, but now you I have to walk by myself."
I really can't think of anything else worth doing on this silent soul-to-back road. Can I let the ghost carry me back?
I was about to talk, but there was a loud noise on the Huihun highway. The loud noise was like someone's gas canton exploded. I immediately interrupted what I was going to say. After the loud noise, the two ghosts were suddenly extremely nervous. They clenched the long stick in their hands and looked around nervously.
I'm just a wandering soul at this time. I have no ability at all except to escape. When I heard this sound, my nerves were suddenly extremely nervous. I quickly approached the two ghosts and asked them, "What's the matter? Your hell also uses gas cans."
The two ghosts looked nervously at the thin ghosts around and said to me, "I don't know what's wrong. How can there be other voices on the soul road this time today? Who else is there besides you?"
I shook my head in surprise and said, "No one. I'm here alone. You mean someone broke into hell again."
The thin ghost shook his head and said to me, "I don't know. Anyway, the ghost road is not normal today. Let's go quickly. Go back quickly. It's really not easy to take over this matter."
I didn't dare to speak. I slowly followed the ghost and looked around nervously. Since the loud noise, the soul road has returned to its previous appearance. It was surprisingly quiet. This time, it was terrible, but the ghost still did not relax his vigilance. He still looked around nervously and walked slowly.
Suddenly, a cat call came. This cat call sounded extremely miserable on the quiet way back to the soul, and also excited me and the ghosts.
The black and thin ghost immediately grabbed the long stick, stretched forward, and squatted on a standard horse step. He looked nervously at the front. After the cat's cry, the soul road fell into tranquility again. I also understood that something must have happened to the soul road this time. How could there be a cat barking?
I really carried it back, really. When I ate Hao Xiumin, I was seen by a ghost, which made me run away with fear all the way. Finally, I was harassed by unknown ghosts on the way back to the soul.
The two ghosts dared not go forward and looked at each other. The fat ghosts said to the thin ghosts, "Brother, I think we'd better go back first. I don't know what's ahead."
I was worried when I heard this. I was thinking about what to do if I went back and I was found by other ghosts. Besides, I'm not far from the twelve hours I went back, so I hurriedly said to the two ghosts, "You two, we can't do this. You have taken care of the money."
My words were ignored by the ghost. They didn't care what I said at all. The thin ghost thought for a moment and said, "It's definitely not good to go back. Our time is coming. If we miss the time, we can't escape. And we don't know what to say when we go back."
The fat ghost thought about it and felt reasonable, so he said to the thin ghost, "Big brother is right. Let's go up and have a look first. Maybe we all heard it wrong."
The thin ghost almost nodded and said, "Yes, let's go up and have a look first. Don't worry about anything. The boy who follows us is an apprentice of adults. He should also have the ability, otherwise it is impossible to escape the pursuit of the patrol ghost."
Hearing this, I hurriedly said, "You two had better not count on me. Now I have no other ability but to run for my life, just like the fast wandering soul in your hell."
But the two ghosts ignored me at all, ignored what I said, and walked straight forward. I had to follow them closely and look around warily.
After walking for nearly half an hour, I didn't find anything abnormal. At this time, the ghost smiled and said, "Hey, it seems that we really worry too much. It's nothing at all. Fortunately, I didn't go back before, otherwise it wouldn't make people laugh to death."
I was also relieved to hear this. Nothing is wrong with it. I can go back to the Yangjian smoothly. After saving Hao Xiumin, I will complete the task. I don't care about Lingfengsha or anything. What should I do if I leave it to the wild fairies? What I want to do most now is to go back to the Yangjian and take Lin Feifei well. Have fun,
But often the sky is always not what people want. At this time, the ghosts also relax their vigilance and talk about the previous adult jokes. Walking slowly, they don't look at the road in front of them. It seems that they are used to walking on the road back to the soul.
But I'm different. My feeling told me that something was going to happen, but I didn't feel anything wrong, so I had to look forward vigilantly. There was a black spot in front of us. When I slowly approached, I saw that it was a black cat. There was nothing strange about it.
I looked at the black cat and said to the two ghosts, "Hey, you didn't expect that you have a cat in hell. This cat is quite fat."
The two ghosts were stunned when they heard my words. The thin ghosts turned their heads mechanically and asked me in surprise, "What are you talking about? There is no cat."
I pointed to the front and said, "Isn't that a cat? It's black. Didn't you see it?"
(There may be three update today, there are too many things to do today)