Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger

031: Torture your body will make me happy

Young master, can you not donate blood? I'm afraid of pain. As long as you don't let me donate blood, you can do whatever you want me. The tiger is afraid to go to the hospital for a needle. Although he is not afraid now, he can't help but feel cold when he sees the needle. Besides, the blood-drawing needle is thicker than the ordinary needle.

Wei Lingyan looked at him and sighed, "Alas! I don't want you to suffer pain, but you feel guilty about my meal. If you accumulate that guilt in your heart for a long time, you will be depressed and even life-threatening. You are my nanny. If you have an accident, I will definitely not be able to get rid of it. Besides, donate some blood to avoid thick blood and old high blood pressure.

The tiger's head shook like a rattle. "No, no, my constitution does not meet the requirements of blood donation.

Oh? Why doesn't it fit? I think your face is ruddy and quite healthy.

Young master, I really can't donate blood. I have low blood pressure. The tiger is holding my forehead. Ah, I can't. I'm so dizzy. I'm going to go. I'm going back to rest.

Wei Lingyan pulled the tiger who was about to escape to his side and whispered in his ear, "You must donate this blood today, unless you have Ai Ci's disease or some diseases that are difficult to speak, I don't want you to donate it.

However, I have low blood pressure and can't give it. The tiger said as he struggled to retreat, but the more the tiger struggled, the harder Wei Lingyan grabbed his arm. The tiger's arm was pinched by him and shouted, "Ah! Young master, let go, my arm is about to break.

Wei Lingyan did not let go, but pinched it tighter. "Then if you don't donate blood, I don't mind. I'll break your arm, which can also relieve it. Your guilt about the meal in your heart won't get sick.

Okay, I'll give it.

Huhu measured his blood pressure and had another check. Everything was healthy, so he sat on the stool next to him and waited. On the blood donation car, there were quite a lot of blood donors. When it was his turn, Hu's body kept shaking.

Wei Lingyan kicked him and said, "Don't shake. It's really ugly. I don't know who it is. I thought you were in a hurry to pee!"

Young master, I fainted. After saying that, Wei Lingyan didn't know where to find a long cloth and blindfolded him.

"Okay, so that you won't get dizzy"

"Young master, I..."

Wei Lingyan interrupted him, "Okay, don't talk nonsense, give it quickly, don't waste other people's time.

The moment the needle was inserted, a deafening scream sounded in the blood donation car. The nurse was screamed by him, her hand shook, and the needle bent into it.

Wei Lingyan frowned and said, "Change one. The needle is so bad. After a while, an old nurse came. In order not to let him scream, Wei Lingyan casually picked up a piece of cloth from the ground and stuffed it into his mouth.

The tiger endured the pain and donated 600 milliliters of blood. When he left, he returned a bottle of pure milk.

Young master, it hurts so much. You blow it for me. Huhu stretched out his arm in front of him and asked Wei Lingyan to blow it for him.

Wei Lingyan pinched hard. The place where he was pricked by the needle just now said, "You let me blow it for you. Your face is big enough. You know, I found something very good for my body. -- That is, I found that you were tortured by your body, and I had a burst of pleasure in my heart. Unlike some time ago, my heart was not from time to time. It hurts. Therefore, you should often donate blood in the future. First, you should relieve your guilt that you didn't pay for inviting me to dinner. Second, treat me, and I will feel heartache from time to time.

Young master, look for someone else, don't look for me.

No, I tried a lot of people and found that only you can cure my heartache. Besides, didn't you say that you love me? Don't you want to make some sacrifices for me?

Young master, I love you, but if I am tortured to death by you physically, I will not be able to love you at that time, you will be sad, you will be depressed, and you will be heartbroken, so for the sake of your body, don't torture my body, you torture others.

Wei Lingyan smiled and said, "Don't torture you? But I found that since you became my nanny, you have rarely done anything. You have been lazy all day long, eating for free, and getting paid for nothing. Tell me, what advantages do you have, or what are you are good at? If those advantages and what you are good at, as I want, I won't torture you or drive you away.

Young master, what I am best at is **. I can turn different people into different personalities. For example, I can turn a gentle person into a cruel person.

Oh? That's it. What you're good at seems to be useless to me.

nao hu "Young master, it's useful. For example, if you fall in love with a person and want to get that person to his own bed, but that person is stubborn and doesn't listen to you, you can give him to me. I can make that person your favorite character."

Wei Lingyan thought for a while and thought that this is quite good, so as to use hypnosis against those difficult people and make those people like dead people, which is tasteless and energy-consuming.

Wei Lingyan "I don't know if what you said is true or not. I'll try it later.

Hu Hu looked confident and said, "Young master, don't worry, I have never failed, and I have never encountered anything difficult.

Wei Lingyan looked at him with confidence. He laughed and said, "Oh! Full of self-confidence, don't talk big, I'll try and talk about it.

Hu Hu asked again, "Where are you going to try?

"Bearful Night"

"GAY Bar"

Well, there must be some bad cowherd. Wherever I take you, it is to let you play your strengths.

The tiger persuaded, "Young master, can we change to another place?" That place is too messy. I'm afraid you will be harassed by those people.

Wei Lingyan seemed to hear something funny. "Ha ha, harassment, you are the first to say in front of me that I will be harassed when I go to the GAY bar. In addition, I don't know that in addition to the bar, there are other places where you can play.

Huhu thought for a while and said, "Your lover and bedmate are fine.

My lover, my bedmates are very well-behaved, obedient, and don't need to ** change my personality. And how do you know that I have a lover and a bedmate?

Huo Hu sighed, "Oh, I have known for a long time that you have a bedmate. You have been coming back after 1 a.m. for several nights. I could hear it in those nights, young master, the call in your room. The sound of the bed, the sound may be wonderful in your ears, but when I hear that sound, my heart hurts and drips blood. I wash my face with tears every night, but you are in the world of wine, falling flowers intentionally, and flowing ruthlessly. The Huhu pretended to be sad for a while and changed his tone. Then he said, "Young master, change the door and wall of your room and my room. The sound insulation effect is really bad. I can't stand the harsh cry and the sound of the bed every night. The scream is really bad. Your bedmate, not only scream. The sound of the bed is terrible, and there is no skill. Once I couldn't stand the noise, I stood at the door of your room and looked at the bed for more than an hour. Play, your lover was pressed under you and screamed for more than an hour, and you also maintained that posture for more than an hour. Now I want to ask, "Young master, you maintained that posture for more than an hour. Don't you feel tired?