Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger

035: I'll eat this dish, you watch

Hu Hu looked at the man who suddenly became strange in front of him and said sadly, "Young master, this person's skin mask is not good for the skin for a long time. If you don't want outsiders to know your true identity, you can wear a mask, so that it won't hurt your skin. Every time I go out with you, you wear a human skin mask, I will be worried. The panic.

Come on, what if I go out with a mask and eat later? Okay, let's not talk about it. Let's go. Wei Lingyan took Hu Hu's arm and walked out.

nao hu, when he saw him grabbing his arm, he was surprised, "Young master, don't you think I'm dirty?

Wei Lingyan quickly withdrew his hand and ran to the bathroom to wash his hands. Hu Huhu stood there and muttered to himself that the young master's cleanliness fetish was getting worse and worse. When he had time, he took the young master to the hospital for a check-up.

Let's go. This time, Wei Lingyan had the foresight just now. He didn't have a fever in his mind. He pulled his arm, and the tiger also followed him closely.

Young master, what shall we have for lunch? Hu Hu asked

Wei Lingyan spit out the word "rice" from his mouth

Bullshit, of course I know it's time to eat. If you don't eat, do you want to eat air? Hu Hu complained in his heart and asked, "Then what are we going to eat?"

Chinese food

What kind of Chinese food do you want to eat? Wuhu asked again

Wei Lingyan was impatiently kissed by him and roared, "Don't ask, you'll know in a while.

The tiger didn't let him roar. He was shocked and tears swirled in his eyes. The voice was crying, "Young master, you yelled at me again. I'm just asking, and you're not so annoyed.

Wei Lingyan turned around, added that his face was full of tears, and said, "The fountain of tears is really developed. If it grows more beautiful, next time I shoot a bitter scene, I will definitely come to you."

Really? Can I really go filming? The tiger asked in surprise with a pair of red and swollen eyes.

Well, when you become beautiful, you can go to the film.

, to become beautiful, I have been beautiful enough. How can I become beautiful? There is really something wrong with the young master's vision. Such a beautiful beauty serves him every day. It's okay if she doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish jade. She often uses unpleasant words.

When he arrived, Wei Lingyan stopped in a restaurant, and the two of them found a seat to the side.

The waiter handed the menu to Wei Lingyan. Wei Lingyan ordered a few dishes, and then handed the menu to Hu, "Do you also order something you like?

Yuhu didn't take the menu in his hand, but asked, "Young master, I don't have to pay back the money for the meal, right?

No

Hu Hu took the menu excitedly and ordered some of his favorite food. After ordering, he returned the menu to the waiter standing next to him.

Young master, you are so kind to me. You invited me to dinner twice in a row, but you didn't ask me for money.

Well, I know

Young master, you are so generous.

Well, yes, I've always been very generous.

After a while, all the dishes were served. The waiter took a set of tableware and put them in front of Wei Lingyan, but did not give them to Hu.

Get this gentleman a glass of ice water, Wei Lingyan said to the waiter next to him.

The waiter got a glass of ice water, put it in front of the tiger, and walked away.

Young master, I don't have any tableware. Hu Hu reminded Wei Lingyan to eat.

Wei Lingyan put down his chopsticks and said to him, "This glass of ice water is my lunch. I'll eat this dish. Look at it.

nao� Hu "Young master, there are too many dishes. Let me help you eat some so that you don't have indigestion.

Wei Lingyan "No, if I can't finish it, I will pack it and take it back, or feed it to the stray dogs on the street.

Qianhu scolded Wei Lingyan thousands of times in his heart, but he still looked like he cared about him. "Young master, now there are more and more pesticides in green vegetables, and the pesticides on this green vegetables are not easy to clean. If you eat them, you will have diarrhea, and this plate of chicken is a hormone medicine. It's not good for your health to eat it.

The food in this restaurant has passed the test, and this restaurant is also a little historical. I have never heard that eating the food here will cause diarrhea. Wei Lingyan deliberately tricked him. He has always been a vengeful person. Last time his leg was broken and he couldn't move. When Hu Hu took care of himself and fed bones, The Huhu ate the meat on the bones by himself and left the bones for him to eat. The name is "I ate calcium supplements in the past few days. He lost a lot of money from him. He got along with Huhu for a period of time, and also knew that Huhu was a person who likes to eat delicious food. Seeing that he could not eat delicious food was the most painful thing for him, so he deliberately made him only see, not eat, and made him suffer.

The tiger gritted his teeth and said, "Young master, eat slowly later. Don't chop to death.

Wei Lingyan smiled happily. This was the first time he saw Hu Hu talk to him in this tone. "Thank you for your concern. I will chew slowly and won't choke to death. You can also drink some water to moisten your throat.

1 When Wei Lingyan was full of food and drink, he bagged the rest of the dishes, paid the money, and took the Hu out.

After coming out, Wei Lingyan asked Xiang Huhu, "What do you think of the food just now?

nao hu "Young master, I didn't take a bite of the meal just now. How can I know how it tastes?

Do you think the dish just now smells good?

Huhu rubbed his nose and said, "Young master, I'm sorry, my nose is not ventilated these days, and I can't smell anything.

Wei Lingyan asked some more questions that made things difficult for him, and they were all answered one by one by Hu Hu. Wei Lingyan felt bored and didn't talk anymore. The two of them walked separately and ignored each other.

Hu Hu couldn't stand hunger and pulled Wei Lingyan's sleeve. "Young master, I'm hungry.

Wei Lingyan glanced at him and said, "Forbear

Young master, I'm so hungry that I can't help it.

When I am a nanny, I have to be patient, and I have to endure the pain and hunger.

Along the way, no matter what method Hu Hu pleaded with Wei Lingyan, he was blocked by Wei Lingyan's words.

Xiaohu, Huhu heard someone calling him. Looking back, it was Feng Ran and smiled, "Feng Ran, when did you come back?"

Feng Ran hasn't seen Hu Hu for a few months. Now that he sees him, he is very happy and hugs him tightly. "I came back at 2 a.m. last night and didn't have time to contact you. I'm going to buy some food and invite you to come to me for dinner in the evening. I didn't expect to meet you here.

When Wei Lingyan saw him hugging each other, he looked dazzling. "In public, the two men hugged each other and kissed me, and they were not afraid of nauseating these passers-by.

Feng Ran let go of the tiger and looked in the direction of his voice. Seeing a strange man, he was wary and said, "Who are you?

Hu Huhu whispered to his ear and said, "It was the last time you broke the face.

How can you be with him there? Didn't you tell me that you found a high-paying job? Could it be that your so-called job is to serve that person? In the past few months when Feng Ran saw him leave, Hu Hu has been with the person he hates the most. He has been jealous, but he still has to pretend to be calm.