9 The most perfect woman
When she got up in the morning, Lin An'an saw a breakfast, milk and a simple sandwich made with toast on the table. At first glance, it was produced by Gu's fake package.
There was also a note on the table. Lin An'an picked it up and looked at it. Gu Mingjun wrote: Seeing that you vomited so much yesterday, you should be very hungry today.
Is it a gentle brother today? Lin An'an picked up the sandwich and sent it under her nose to smell it. Wouldn't put anything strange in it?
After smelling it for a long time, she didn't feel anything wrong. She looked at the note again and suddenly found an arrow in the lower right corner, signaling her to look at the back. She turned over the note and wrote: I did too much in the morning. I wanted to take it downstairs to feed the cat, but I was afraid that the cat would not eat it, so I left it for you.
Sure enough, he is still an unholy brother. Lin An'an pouted and brushed his teeth.
There are not many things in the company today. Lin An'an was bored and picked up the Qgirl left on the table and turned it over. Turning over suddenly saw a psychological test - which kind of man would you attract? Lin An'an looked around and saw that no one paid attention to her, so he did it at ease.
1: Do you talk to yourself when you are alone?
She scratched her head as if she were like this. So the question jumped to 3.
3: **There is at least one life-size doll that can't sleep without holding it or holding a pillow.
It seems that this one is the same. The problem jumped to 5.
5: I rarely go out during the break. Even if I receive an invitation from a friend to go out, I may break the appointment.
This article should also be in line.
9: I think watching comic TV series at home is much more interesting than falling in love with a man.
It's absolutely much more interesting. Lin An'an nodding heavily turned out to be E.
After turning a page to look at the answer, I saw Item E suddenly write: Poor, poor, the least woman's one was actually selected by you. Yes, you are a dead otaku. Attract men? NONONO, men are of no use to you at all. You are a standard male insulator!
How can this be my life! Lin An'an, who was unwilling to accept this answer, decided to start again.
Although I sometimes suddenly read some lines of animation or TV series, and unconsciously read out the thoughts in my mind when I encounter problems, it is not an obvious self-speaking thing, is it?
In this way, the problem jumps to 2.
2: When you forget to take something, you often don't bother to take off your shoes and go straight to the room with your toes or knees.
Of course, when you take off your shoes, you have to bend down and untie your shoelaces, and put down everything in your hand. How troublesome it is.
4: Relying on the Internet, you want to surf the Internet in everything. Even if you feel that there is nothing to do online, you should often hang on the Internet.
Yes, this is how trendy people live. It seems that I have moved towards the answer of new human beings.
9: I think watching comic TV series at home is much more interesting than falling in love with a man.
"What, back to this problem!" Lin An'an looked at the book angrily, "This test is not accurate at all."
Kong Yier, who was holding the information, passed by her and suddenly became curious when she frowned: "What are you looking at? So angry."
"I'm doing a psychological test!" Lin An'an dragged the book up so that the standing Kong Yier could see it more clearly.
"This test seems to be quite interesting. I'll do it too." Kong Yier picked up the book and quickly measured the result, "I'm type A."
Lin An'an grabbed it and said loudly, "Type A, congratulations, the most perfect woman in the magic mirror is you. Know that life is interesting and elegant and romantic. Any man will fall in love with you when you see him, especially the elite men in the workplace will never forget it.
"Elite man!" Lin An'an repeated and peeked at Mu Yan in the distance. He saw him knocking on the keyboard on the display screen as if he hadn't heard anything.
Kong Yier was embarrassed. She pushed the magazine aside and said with a smile, "It's good to take a psychological test. You can't take it seriously."
"Why can't you take it seriously? I think the test is right. Qin Luo, sitting next to Lin An'an, suddenly said, "The food you brought us last time was very good. Did you make it yourself?"
"It was learned and sold in the weekend cooking class." Kong Yier looked at Mu Yan while smiling. He was still looking at the computer very seriously.
Xiao Ling also came over: "The essential oil Yier gave me last time is very suitable for me. Didn't you teach me to take a few drops when I took a bath? Is it really effective in eliminating fatigue?
Du Yue also said, "You have never been to Yier's house. Although her house is not big, it is beautifully decorated and warm, and the space is well used. You can tell by looking at her bag. I've never seen anything that can store her so well.
"I am also proficient in Japanese and French." Although Xiao Ai is from the Life Department, she is usually responsible for Japanese translations after returning from studying in Tokyo. Sometimes when she is too busy, she will ask Kong Yier for help. She has said more than once that Kong Yier sometimes translates better than herself.
Kong Yier smiled shyly and quickly threw the topic to Lin An'an: "An'an just tested it. What's the answer?"
Lin An'an, who just followed everyone to praise Kong Yier's perfect Lin An'an, was scared to blank by this sudden question. She looked at everyone and looked at her expectantly. Somehow, Mu Yan also began to listen to them. She patted her forehead and said, "It seems that the latest makeup sample of Shiseido is about to be delivered. I'll call to ask where it is." After saying that, he grabbed his mobile phone and ran out.
Lin An'an patted his chest and looked at the office. It seemed that everyone was busy: "For good, I escaped this disaster."
Stand in the corridor for a while and then go back. She thought, and suddenly felt that the mobile phone vibrated in the palm of her hand. It turned out that there was a text message. When I opened it, it turned out to be from Mu Yan.
"Thank you for your hard work."
Hard work? Why did you suddenly say this? Did you send it to the wrong person?
Lin An'an looked at the screen for a long time and didn't know what he was talking about. Thank me for being a model? Kong Yier also helped. Or thank me for helping him move his clothes? Didn't I already say thank you?
A man's heart is not as simple as he thinks!
Lin An'an carefully walked back to the office. Mu Yan was still the same as usual and could not see any difference. She rolled the magazine and threw it into the paper basket.
After work, she quietly showed her mobile phone to Du Yue and Xiao Ling in the tea room. Du Yue was so excited that she grabbed her arm: "What did you give him back?"
"Shh, shh, lower your voice." Lin An'an looked outside. Everyone was packing up, but no one cared about it, so he pouted and said, "What's back? I don't know what he is talking about. How can he reply?"
"Idiot." Xiao Ling pushed her head fiercely, "It's better to reply because I don't know what he wants to thank."
"Do I have to ask, 'Why do you thank me?' It sounds silly."
"If it's Kong Yier, I guess she will reply, 'If you really want to thank me, invite me to dinner'. This is the posture that a mature woman should have. After listening to Xiao Ling's words, Du Yue nodded in agreement.
"Then I'll reply quickly now." The mobile phone was like a slippery loach in Lin An'an's hand. She pressed it several times without pressing the right button.
"It's late." Du Yue pulled her mobile phone away from her hand, "How long has it been? Now it's a convetion to come back."
"That means..."
"That is to say, a good date has been wasted by you." Xiao Ling touched her head lovingly and went out with Du Yue.
I'm such an idiot!
Returning home listlessly, Gu Mingjun was reading the evening newspaper in the lounge chair.
"Come back!"
"President."
"Why are you so energetic? Do I have good news to tell you?"
"Good news? Ah, good news." Lin An'an opened the packaging box for lunch leftovers, and her speed was still as dull as her brain. "Hello, good news, goodbye."
When she said "Hello", she raised her left hand and shook it. When he said "goodbye", he raised his right hand and waved it. Gu Mingjun looked at the back in a cold sweat.
"It's really good news. Come here quickly."
She walked slowly and compared a centimeter in length with her thumb and forefinger.
"Is it such great news, or..."
is more than one centimeter in length.
"Is it still such good news?"
Gu Mingjun raised his hands flat and stretched out straight: "It's such great good news."
"Then you can say it!" Lin An'an sat down on the stool, holding her cheeks with her hands on her knees, and her eyelids were blank, as if she was trying to pretend to be very interested.
Gu Mingjun really wanted to slap her to death with a slipper at that time. Obviously, she should be holding her thighs and rushing to listen, but she became begging for her. Forget it, I'll put up with it. Gu Mingjun said with a smile, "Let's live together."
Lin An'an jumped up and said, "President, you didn't fall in love with me!"