Chapter 7 A momentary mistake becomes a chest
The white-robed knight fell to the ground with a sound, and the white horse ran away in fear under the fierce expression of the horse boss! Is this really a well-trained war horse? People in the Roma Empire are not idiots with water, are they?
"Fuck you! Son of a bitch, you ruined a complete bear skin. If it weren't for me, you would have become a pile of meat dregs and play rap music with Pluto--" Ma Hu roared loudly at this idiot knight. The point is not the problem of a bear. The point is that they saved the idiot, but the idiot said loudly that he saved them.
I've never seen such a shameless one.
However, Ma Hu also vaguely felt that this white-robed knight should be a rookie with chivalry. He didn't know how bad the situation was at that time... If the bear had not been so hungry, and if it hadn't been for the previous farmers' exhaustion on the bear, the consequences would have been unimaginable.
A nobleman with a pig's brain! Fuck it!
"Ah, it hurts..." The white-robed knight on the ground rubbed his buttocks and stood up, and the angry sloppy obviously shocked the knight. At this time, he finally recalled what had just happened.
"This idiot is so fucking thick." Shachili threw the axe on the ground, then sat down next to the bear and looked at the white-robed knight and said.
Boss Ma stared at the idiot and said to the Tauren, "Norton, take the rope, tie the bear and carry it back."
Farmers sighed about the bear, but in any case, bear's paws and thick fat are good things. What's more, this bear skin is not too bad.
"How dare you kick my ass! You vulgar barbarian--" The white-robed knight roared loudly at Ma Hu, pointing the cowhide gloves at the horse boss. He touched his waist randomly, only to find that the sword had already fallen to one side and became two pieces.
Damn art sword, luxurious aristocrat!
"Barbarian?!!" Mr. Ma's voice suddenly raised, "If you say so, I really want to be barbaric!" Norton, don't be busy cleaning up the bear, hang this ignorant son of a bitch!"
"Good!" The taurus man looked ferocious, and he came here with a rope in his hand.
"Don't--" The white-robed knight's helmet armor was pulled up, revealing a white face.
Dead shemale——
A man with such a feminine appearance suddenly made him think that this was the child of an aristocrat. Many nobles like to raise some boys from an early age. This kind of masculinity is really goosebumps.
And the one in front of him really made Boss Ma tremble all over, and he always felt that his back was hairy and disgusting.
"Dead shemale--" Boss Ma trembling all over and shouted out.
Sahili and others saw the face of the white-robed knight, and their faces were also ugly. Of course, they all knew some of the little hobbies of the aristocracy, and they suddenly decided that this bastard should be a little white face or a child. He looks so sissy and acts like an idiot. He must be the kind of person who is spoiled.
Dead eunuch...
"Seeing your stupid stupid face like an idiot, I don't think it's okay to be barbaric!" The taor-headed man said viciously, and the rope in his hand crackled. And the unconscious knights on the ground woke up with this crackling sound.
Seeing this group of ferocious-faced farmers, I thought they were robbers in the mountains for a while.
"You dirty farmer, don't touch me--" The sharp voice is more and more sure that this sissy should be a fool like a little white face. Well, Boss Ma doesn't mean to despise the little white face, but this kind of dead shemale that makes people goose bumps is really disgusting.
TMD! This kind of idiot is not enough for civilians to be angry!
"FUCK YOU!" Boss Ma patted her with a palm. Unexpectedly, this sissy had a little reaction and flashed very quickly. Ma Hu's palm flashed every time, but the position of this dead shemale flashed was a little too file, and his chest was slapped. In the stunned eyes of the dead shemale, Boss Ma slapped the white-robed knight in the heart. It's just that this palm is old and has no strength...
What's the feeling?
Mr. Ma pinched his big hand, and his face suddenly turned green. This is not a fucking shemale, it's just a woman!
"I'll pinch you to death!" The Tauren is about to do it. But when he saw Ma Hu's surprised face, he asked, "Tiger, why do you look so bad?"
Ma Hu opened his mouth wide, and the white-robed knight also opened his mouth wide and stared at Ma Hu.
"Sahili, Norton, civilian blasphemed noble women... What's the charge?"
A sloppy sentence made Sahili and Norton dumbfounded. Sahili said, "If it's serious, hang it, or if it's enslaved..."
"Well, brothers, we have to flash. This idiot is a mother... Run--" As soon as Master Ma said, the man had disappeared out of the woods. As soon as Norton and Sachiley figured it out, they immediately shouted, "The man who escaped just now has nothing to do with us!"
"That's right!" The farmers shouted with one voice that at this moment, they completely abandoned the horse boss who got along with the peasant brothers. Although Tiger can bring a rich income, for the sake of his life, Tiger should dedicate himself.
But recently, it seems that everyone knows that where there is Tiger, there must be Norton and Shahely. They are the three bitches in Songye Village, specializing in scourge hot-blooded young people everywhere. These three bachelors with different styles have made the women around them completely recognize the nature of their bastards.
Er, Vikings and Tauren may have dispelled many girls in appearance. But this tough and handsome Nile warrior, Tiger. House completely defeated everyone with his shameless style...
Although he is indeed very strong, I have to say that he can't run away from the position of the boss of the three bitches...
"This guy's name is Tiger. House is a liar and villain from the Nile. He has been in this area for a long time. It is only because he is too strong that we are not his opponents, so we succumb to his ** power. Dear Miss Romlai, the gods are above, and what we are saying is the truth..." The peasant brothers once again played their superb acting skills. This kind of simple and unpretentious true feelings, if Boss Ma is here, he will definitely say: If you don't go to perform opera, it's really a waste...
Knight in white robe, er, or Miss White robe? Anyway, the expression on the little girl's face is really terrible now. She blushed, gritted her teeth, and held a whip in her hand. Looking back, the hateful Roma not only kicked her ass, but also roared at her and scolded her ass. Most importantly, he actually touched her chest!
"I'm going to kill him--"
The sharp roar of this woman when she lost her temper made Sahili and Norton trembling, and then mourned in her heart: Brave Tiger, please be blessed.
In fact, Shahili and the Tauren are not very well taken care of. Um... The two of them are really too noteworthy. Who told them to live in a small room with someone? All right, well, they also have to run away. The Roma girl in front of them is amazing. Look at the knights emerging from behind and surround the whole grove.
"Sahili...goo!" Norton swallowed a mouthful of water.
"What's the matter?" The eyes of the Vikings don't seem to be much better. This scene is not to welcome them.
The farmers kept a low profile and kept a little distance from the three bitches. Everyone knows that the three bitches should be targeted.
Hey... Did the Tauren and the Vikings draw a line with the warriors of Nile just now?
Escape.
"Catch them--"
The girl in white robe is really powerful. More than 600 knights waved their spears crazily and rushed to them. Sahili and Norton scolded in their hearts: The aristocratic son of a bitch is too unreasonable!
But... on second thought, I'm afraid that anyone who has been touched will not be excited to hold your thighs and sing happily, right? Except prostitutes.
No matter how unreasonable these nobles are, how rude and unreasonable they are. However, as long as they are nobles, you are civilians. That's enough. In this hierarchical society, you can't expect the high-ranking big man to take care of your feelings as a little reptile. Despite the scolding in their hearts, the Vikings still ran fast. The horses in the woods were not easy to pass. The two men of the three bitches circled around and finally went around their small cabin, and there was a circle of people in front of the door. These were the girls who called Tiger to escape quickly.
"This bastard is really popular." The Tauren said contemptuously.
At this time, Boss Ma had already prepared his bag, looked at the two beasts outside, and scolded, "There is no humanity!" You two beasts who sell friends for glory..."
"Shut up, asshole! That little girl bites at the sight of people, and now she is sending a brigade of knights to kill us!" Sahili rushed into the house, wrapped something randomly, then took out a few gold coins from the corner and stuffed them into his arms happily.
"Ah, son of a bitch, it turns out that you hid your private money here." The taur found the little secret of the stingy, and Sahili snorted coldly and stared at him. Norton also packed up his clothes and food. The three looked at each other, sighed, and immediately fled to the northwest.
"Go, Tiger. We will miss you..." The girls burst into tears, waved their handkerchiefs and looked at Boss Ma's back and said so.
"Hey, it's not fair. Why do you only say goodbye to Tiger instead of us?" Sahili turned his head and looked at the girls.
"Get out of here, Viking!" The girls raised a middle finger at him.
Sahili held his face, turned his head and ran wildly, and suddenly smiled, "In fact, this is not bad."
Boss Ma looked at the two beasts with contempt, "Haha, you two guys wanted to draw a line with me two minutes ago. Now it seems that the Supreme God is fair, you two beasts!"
"I shouldn't have let you live in my house!" Sahili pointed to Ma Hu and said as he ran.
"I shouldn't have picked him up from Chude Lake... but my fishing net..."
"Don't mention your fishing nets, okay?" Sahili shouted at Norton, "Now we have to run away, run away!" Damn, that little girl is really annoying. Fuck her, there are so many knights, at least at the count's level.
The taurion stared at Sahili, "The Countess? If I had known that I should have kicked her in the buttocks, I would have taken advantage of Tiger Tiger.
"Hey, I kicked her, and now I'm on the run, okay?" He glanced at him sloppyly. The idea of the taburd man was really strange.
Sahili ran out of breath and said, "Where are we going?"
"Go to Mustave first, ask Lao Sa to get some horses, and then find a place to escape." Boss Ma said to the Vikings, "Isn't Norton going to Tamsalu? No one should know us there. These guys are fucking annoying.
"Nobility exists to make people hate it." Norton shrugged his shoulders and said.
The three bitches were actually just a joke, but they didn't expect that the white-robed knight was not only a nobleman, but also a noble lady. Well, this matter is really bad. Not only will they be wanted by this nobleman, but maybe the three stupid heads will also be rewarded. As for whether they will meet any bounty hunters in the future. Let it be up to fate.
"I really want to go back and kill them all!" Boss Ma clapped the big sniper in his hand and said hatefully.
"Don't be impulsive. If you kill the nobles, then you will really die. The whole Roma Empire and its affiliated countries will be wanted. At that time, thousands of knights will come to chase you, as well as those bounty hunters who are greedy for bounty." Sahili said solemnly, "Tiger, you are really powerful, but you can't fight against an empire. Not to mention an empire, the knights of the Count of Lake Churd and the Duke of Narval can't be dealt with."
Ma Hu looked at Sahili and said, "They didn't come to kill me. I won't have any conflict with them."
"Idiot, the nobles from the Roma Empire have the same title of a higher rank in the kingdom. The status of this girl is not low. I'm afraid that the Duke and the Count will send bodyguards to arrest us. Our heads are the best tool to vent our anger."
"Is your head a chamber pot? Is it used to excrete feces? He gave a sloppy look at the taut-headed man and said angrily.
The three of them escaped more than 30 kilometers. They were as tired as dogs. If they hadn't brought too many things, they might not have been so tired. The three walked very remote, and they didn't walk the road. Presumably no one knew that they had gone to Mustave. As for the farmers in Songye Village, they are not really so ruthless. These kind-hearted former soldiers will definitely cover for the three bitches.
After the three people sneaked into the city, they found Sargon. The old man's red nose was very eye-catching. Seeing the sloppy, he greeted them excitedly, "Hey, tiger, Vikings, Norton, are you here early today? Did you get any prey?"
"A noble girl from the Roman Empire." Ma Laodalian drank three glasses of spirits and finally calmed down the uncomfortable feeling, while Sahili and Norton lay on the chair and didn't want to move. He just waved his hand and said, "Lao Sa, we need a carriage and a few horses. We need to run away."
"My God, I was going to tell you today that the big man of Rom, the Count of Carpathian, visited our count, accompanied by his little daughter." Lao Sa listened to the gossip of the three bitches and had already judged it in his heart. Obviously, Miss Carpathian, who likes to pretend to be a knight, should have met a trio of bastards.
Lao Sa quickly asked the guys to take care of the pub, led the three bitches to the yard in person, and then pointed to five or six horses and two carriages and said, "Okay, okay, I can't be treacherous. I'm your most loyal friend." Old Sa patted Boss Ma on the shoulder and said, "Tiger, leave Chude Lake. This is a ghost place anyway. Warriors like you should not be silent here. It's just right. This is an opportunity, although it's a little frustrating."
Ma Hu quickly took out a few gold coins, but saw Lao Sa take away a gold coin. He smiled and said, "I just want the cost. Now, bastards, run away."
"Thank you, Lao Sa. I will miss you." The horse boss and Sargon hugged, and the three bitches immediately drove two carriages and pulled three horses north.
"Goodbye, tiger, don't come back!"