Chapter 4 So arrogant [1]
The shameless model trio shamelessly occupied the important city of Yogwa in Estonia, and then openly declared shamelessly that they came for peace...
Well, if a historian witnessed this incident at this time, then basically the poor scholar will be killed by those shameless people. Tiger. House's melancholy eyes, the sighing scum, and the best rum abducted from nowhere, deeply betrayed the evil nature of this bastard. Yes, he is not alone, he is a beast! A beast! A shameless bastard!
So shamelessly occupied an important city of a kingdom, and at the important moment of the two major military forces, it was like interrupting the cutest thing of a pair of dog men and women, holding an electric rod and shouting for a helpless girl. This son of a bitch almost caused the collapse of Raft's qi and led to neurasthenia. The huge bunch of palace mages are all looking at each other. They have never encountered such a situation, because they really don't understand how anyone can play cards so unruly.
And so on...
Who is the wanted criminal?
Why Tiger? Did House call first?
So this became one of the stupid signs of Raft III. It is unbelievable that the king's majesty has indulged Tamsalu's villains to this extent, even to the point of ignoring the imperial emperor's order. Is it Tiger? Is House, this lovely Nile strong man, a blood relative of Ralph III? Obviously, even if Raft III admits it, Boss Ma will sneer at him.
Can the bloodline of the royal family of a small Estonian kingdom be close to his thigh?
I'm a good man!
A shameless beast was so shameless that he pretended to be serious.
At this time, there are at least more than two-digit beauties next to him.
This is a miracle, the miracle of a rogue leader.
It is said that there is no regret in this life that the underworld has come to the point of Boss Ma. However, it is obvious that Ma Hu did not want to die young or die prematurely. He took ten thousand steps back. He just replaced his work in the army with the underworld, and then announced that this is Laozi, this is Laozi, and here is Laozi...
He is so domineering.
"Kle them!"
Boss Ma has tobacco leaves from the real Nile region in his mouth, and the flame on the wheat straw pipe is blazing. I heard that there are two hundred times of soot? It's just that this straw pipe still burned two or three pots of tobacco still very firmly. The horse boss squinted for a minute or two, regardless of the smoke around him, watching a group of archers shoot and shoot there, and then the Narval army under the city was shot to death.
As if none of this had happened, the beast casually patted the soot on his body and said, "Who...who pulled out those Nal's stupid dog armor?" Well, it's just right with Saya. Bart Lang continued to do a business. Well, you all know that I have no other advantages, just a child. You all know, Saya. Bart Lang is going to attack us now. He doesn't have any weapons and equipment. Let's sell him a little. What do you think?
" boss, you mean we sold weapons to Saya. Batlang, so that he can attack us?" Totti's handsome man shook his long hair and then looked at Boss Ma in surprise. He couldn't believe that there was such a crazy man in the world.
Sahili beside him was learning to smoke a straw pipe, but he was almost half dead by Boss Ma's words. Norton, on the side, was sprayed with ashes and was about to collapse...
"What do you think of this idea?" Mr. Ma looked at Totti with a smile, with an amiable face, as if I was very talkative. Just Tiger. Once House's expression appears, it makes people jump around with care, and they are afraid.
"Big Boss!" Totti showed firm eyes, and the majestic men on both sides were surprised to think that this time, is there anyone who will learn to start to direct the boss?
Then they were all disappointed.
"The boss is wise! The boss is so wise! The boss is so wise!"
"..." The animals suddenly collapsed. Obviously, the handsome man in Sicily did not insist on his samurai spirit at all. The heroic spirit of the knight who shocked the past and the present was destined to become a textbook-like legendary object at this moment. The horse boss is the king...
It's just that there are not many beasts who follow the stream. The animals shouted twice, which is nothing more than the wiseness of the boss.
Sahili and Norton beside them jumped angrily and scolded, "You are a wise mother! Is it cool to stab me with a knife? Do you all have a tendency to be abused? Or is self-abuse very cool and cool? If it's so cool to be abused, I don't mind giving you ** flowers one by one. It's absolutely so cool! Who wants to try it?
Norton looked at the horse angrily and roared, "Tiger! Are you crazy? Don't you know that Saya? Bart Lang is going to fight against us? We are not only going to fight against a group of mad dogs in Narval, but also dealing with Sayah, who is determined to wash away the humiliation of the Batlang family? Have you been kicked in the head by a donkey?"
"..."
The little brothers were speechless again. In fact... they didn't say anything at all.
"Fuck you. You know nothing, Say. Batlang is not led by the regular army. A group of rabble and fools. Can't we kill them? The two brigades guarded the city and killed him 10,000 people. Not to mention the field battle, even a sneak attack could kill half of him! I charged in front of Peder City and took it for two days! The Batlang family, it's a bunch of fucking shit!" Boss Ma was extremely domineering and awesome. He crossed his waist extremely arrogantly, and then he was like a corrupt official on patrol. He had a shy stomach, and his eyes were like copper bells. The lion roared loudly and roared, "You son of a bitch, I have to kill Saya fiercely this time. Batlang once, what if he has 20,000 horses? If you give him a knife, who can he kill? It's almost the same to cut your own dick!"
......
So on the tower of Yogwa, the figure of the fortcha made the little brothers worship more and more. Is this the legendary old spirit? This temperament, this courage, this courage, this majestic appearance, is simply the best boss.
The respect of the little brothers is like the endless river, but the thickness of the skin also makes people feel that a theorem is unchanged everywhere, that is: the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, and those who are close to the ink... are fucking too dark.
Boss Ma's classic words of the city tower are as powerful as a vow. It hits the heart of a group of animals and falls down a large area. A group of bastards are going to die. Even if they die, they will make the boss happy to death. This is a little unpleasant, but in the end, it is to let people know that the black tiger mercenary regiment, a pool of water... is really fucking deep. People with brains have figured it out, and some idiots who can't figure it out don't think about it. Is it so easy to be deceived by a group of proud soldiers of the Black Tiger Mercenary Regiment? If they can't see the benefits of sweetness, will they really try their best to flatter to death?
Some people have thought about it for a long time and have figured it out.
Natiger. House is just to let these guys know one thing, that is, he, Tiger. Mr. House, if there is nothing sweet, he won't do it. Let it go. This is the grand summary of male talent. To put it more unpleasantly, it's just that you don't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles!
Niucha is a kind of personality and a kind of strength.
But people who are equipped with forks should be despised.
Boss Ma doesn't need to pretend to be awesome, just like he is particularly effective when pretending, and letting Shahili pretend, the whole thing is a poor beggar. If you look closely, there is still a bit of momentum to be beaten to death and thrown into the dog.
Conversely, Tiger. House, there is no time that he has never been vigorous, domineering and arrogant. People are also a little confused about why Tiger. House is such an awesome person, and his two partners actually want to oppose his adventure?
But I don't know that the legendary oboe is just like this. It's just that the three bitches have always been singing the three reeds, and one more person is waving the flag and shouting there. How can it also mean that there are many people to deceive people into the water.
Outside the city of Yogwa, I don't know what the noise means. It's just that Narval was half-mutilated and lost three brigades, one of which destroyed two heavy casualties, retreated to 15 kilometers to the east, and then camped there, and dared not continue to advance into the west. The news reached Yohevi, the boss vomited blood, the undead bird Phoenix. Nar, I almost became a dead bird.
"Tiger. House! You shameless beast--"
Phoenix's sad voice can't wait to kill Boss Ma directly, but the old man is not strong enough. Even if Boss Ma stands in front of him, he doesn't have the ability.
However, it is surprising that most places in the north, for Tiger. House's sudden trouble and involvement in the war between the two sides was simply admirable. There are people who are amazing, there are people who beat their chests and feet, and there are also people who talk a little more after dinner. In a few words, take the Tiger. House said that he became an anti-sky demon. The worst thing is to say that adult demons attract saliva.
Once the war breaks out, there are too many people who are caught off guard by such a dramatic thing.
Inside and outside the court of Grand Duke Narval, the long line of ministers were extremely lonely, and there was no joy on their faces. In general, they all felt that this day was going to be tight again. In order to achieve unprecedented achievements in the sudden attack, military spending has exceeded the expectations of this small duchy. The Chancellor of the Exchequer is almost puffy. Narval's cavalry totaled 3,000 to 5,000, and the war horses were only 8,000 and 10,000. However, the Chancellor of the Exchequer tried his best to gather the two legions. Their carriages were pulled by big white mules, and their faces fell to the ground. All the large and small officials shook their heads and sighed, feeling that at the beginning of the war, although it was exciting, it emptied the family of the Principality.
It's just that no one thought of it because Tiger. House's sudden strong insertion stimulated the ambition of Grand Duke Narval. In order to narrow the gap with Estonia, Phoenix did give full play to his personality as an undead bird. The duchy refreshed and innovated the officials. Unexpectedly, the Grand Duke himself first donated 200,000 gold coins to spend military funds. And Narval national bonds have also been issued, which is a great surprise. Later, many small businessmen learned that it was the Grand Duke of Narval who collected wealth from the people and funded the war based on the credit of his entire Duchy of Narval.
Although there is Tiger. House, a black tiger from Nile, blocked the way, but the old man's body was immortal, in order to kill Boss Ma, and then stepped on the body and laughed and looked up to the sky.
It is said that the bond can get three times the profit in half a year, and suddenly many small businessmen have invested in it. In their opinion, the victory of the Narval army today, even if it does not attack Yogwa, will not affect their overall trend today. There is no doubt that the Kingdom of Estonia was caught off guard and is likely to be knocked down. As long as the Kingdom of Estonia does not stand firm, or make peace, the compensation obtained by the Duchy of Narval is enough to pay those bonds and achieve a win-win situation for the country and businessmen.
When Boss Ma heard the news, he was immediately surprised and asked Shahili, "I said, Shazu, is the old Phoenix bird an economic genius? Did he think of such an easy way to accumulate wealth? Shit, it's unreasonable!"
There may be only two ideal ways to make money in Boss Ma's mind, one is robbery and the other is extortion.
Obviously, he did it in his most ideal way.
Now... He has indisputably become the biggest robber and blackmailer in Estonia and even the entire northern Pan-Borrotic region. Most of these nobles are eager for him to die as soon as possible. Even if he dies, he will feed the dog, and he will not eat it. To the point of cursing, more people are drawing circles in the corner.
These days, people who are not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet and want to play horizontally? I'm afraid of hair! It's great to start working again.
This shameless scum pretended to be a scoundrel there with no disgrace, and even pretended to be two hundred and fifty without manner, playing a large group of people there.
If the left prime minister of the kingdom, Crocker, knew that Boss Ma is now calling him a fool there, he must be furious and get up again!
His Majesty the King of Estonia is also depressed now. He is really depressed. How could such a thing happen? Tiger. How can a shameless person like House control the situation? It's so unreasonable!
It is not Boss Ma who is conscienceless, but some factors that may not exist at all that make Boss Ma travel through time.
If it is attributed to the miracle, the god must be a polio patient plus a level 13 cerebral palsy, or a particularly low-level one.
"I have never heard of this old man's ability to accumulate wealth in the north, but his daughter does have a few brushes. Not only is the first-class in financial management, but in the past ten years, how many financial matters have been decided by this little girl who was only a few years old in the Duchy of Narval? That woman is born a gold coin cooking genius!" Sahili, a stingy, rubbed a gold coin and then said these secrets that any super businessman knew.
If this kind of thing is said in the market, it is mostly heard as a legend, but it is only revealed from the mouth of the Viking giant Shahili, one of the three members of the Black Tiger Mercenary Regiment, which undoubtedly strengthens a lot of authenticity.
Boss Ma looked at Sahili sideways and said, "Are you smattering me? Do you know such a secret thing?"
Sahili snorted coldly, then looked at Boss Ma contemptuously and said, "Do you think I're you?" Speak as fart! I'm one of the most honest people among the Vikings. Everyone knows that I, Sahili, never lie!"
"..."
Boss Ma and Tauren Norton both looked at this shameless beast with contempt.
"That woman is my idol. If I can have half the ability, I can make enough gold coins. Do you still have to work hard as you do now? I can't get hundreds of thousands of gold coins. I'm exhausted!"
This beast's speech was absolutely promiscuous to the extreme. The little Viking man happily showed off his experience and experience. Norton on the side dug his nostrils, snorted disdainfully, and then bounced a piece of black booger on Shachili's hair.
A disgusting group of people collapsed directly. I really didn't expect that these three animals could coexist so far. This is simply a miracle!
Well, the most indispensable thing these days is miracles.
Like the three bitches in Songye Village, they haven't done anything good since they slaughtered a big crocodile in Chude Lake.
A lot of earth-shaking events have also been done. Burning, killing and looting are all evil, which is really hateful and scary. It's just that the men and women who come out of Mustave are old and young, and there is no one who speaks ill of the three bitches! In the past, in the past, there were definitely people who saw what kind of people are good people and what kind of people are bad people. Most people in small markets naturally have their own standards.
There is no doubt that the trio of garbage and scum pronouns in the mouth of the Kingdom of Estonia is slightly sacred in the eyes of many people. Although there is a little less knight romance and samurai stereotype, there are more playfulness and Meng Lang in the city's slang, which makes people less fear and get closer.
This is the image of the legendary folk hero, but Na Tiger. House is more like a ranger wandering between cities. Although he is extremely notorious, his maverick style is simply incompatible with the whole world. It's weird and crazy, and even a little domineering.
But didn't this man rely on this little luck and his good strength to fight to his current status?
The man who came out of Mustave, who didn't give a thumbs-up and showed off proudly, "You know! That Tiger. House, Sahili, Norton, but we are from Mustave!" The count, who is more famous than Mustave, has to be amazed that the world is really crazy.
Arrogant person... Tiger. House.