Chapter 22 *
A table of dishes is very rich. After all, Xu Xiaoyao is a guest. As a habit of Xiao Liu's family, they will treat guests well.
"Little, don't you have a class? Do you have time to come to my house?" Xiao Liu asked while eating.
"There is no class tonight. I don't know what to do at home, so I came to play"
"Oh, are you still used to it when you just went to high school?"
"It's okay. It seems that the course is a little tighter than junior high school"
"High school is like this. Now it's just the beginning. You have to do it well at the beginning, and then you won't feel difficult in high school. The foundation is very important." Xiao Liu began to preach and said this to Xu Xiaoyao. It's not ambiguous at all. It's a little adult's demeanor.
"Yeah, I know" Xu Xiaoyao did not listen as before and accepted it with an open mind. Since that understanding, she has also listened to Xiao Liu's words very much. Although she usually likes to make trouble, she can still listen to this kind of words. Xu Xiaoyao's family is surprised that her daughter listens to Xiao Liu so much, but she sees Xiao Liu At ordinary times, his performance is not only sensible, but also outstanding in his studies, so he is also relieved to let Xiao Liu teach Xu Xiaoyao, and sometimes asks Xiao Liu to tutor Xu Xiaoyao's study.
"Hey" Xiao Liu's mother shouted, "You stinky boy, why did you preach to other girls all of a sudden?"
"Mom, this is the business," Xiao Liu said.
"It's your head! When a girl finally came once, you said these things, and your good mood was ruined by you."
"Mom..." Xiao Liu was helpless, as if he had done anything wrong now. Thinking that he really hadn't seen Xu Xiaoyao for a long time, it was because she was in high school that it was indeed a little untimely to eat now.
"Are you full?" Xiao Liu's mother put down the bowls and chopsticks when she was full.
"Fully" Xiao Liu said.
"Yes, I'm so full. My aunt's cooking is first-class," Xu Xiaoyao praised.
"Okay, let's get to business now"
"Is it business?" Xiao Liu and Xu Xiaoyao wondered at the same time that there was anything else to do now. Xiao Liu guessed that his best mother must have thought of some tricks.
"Just three people, let's be the landlord"
Xiao Liu, who heard this, almost fell back. Xu Xiaoyao was also tongue-tied. That's the business, and this mother is also funny!
"Mom, what a nerve you are! I want you to go to QQ to fight! Don't pull us to play with you!" Xiao Liu said that the result was a white eye of his mother. Is this mother still a child who has not grown up? Xiao Liu felt that his mother was no different from Xu Xiaoyao now. If she really wanted to share, then as soon as she got married, the other was not married.
"Since someone is still surfing the Internet with strangers*, it's boring. It's fun for the three of us to fight. In order to make the game interesting, we have to punish a little."
"punishment?" Xiao Liu felt that his mother was really over. It's good to be like this with himself. Now Xu Xiaoyao is also like this. He really doesn't take Xu Xiaoyao as an outsider. What if Xu Xiaoyao is damaged? But Xiao Liu thinks about it more, it seems that Xu Xiaoyao is not much better now.
"Bang" Xiao Liu's mother took out two large bottles of coke with two liters from the refrigerator and put them on the table.
"Mom, you won't come seriously! Now that I'm so full, what should I do when my stomach breaks down? Xiao Liu is really mute. Just now, he has feelings, but now Xiao Liu is really speechless.
"Anyway, Xiaoyao rarely comes here once, have fun"
Xiao Liu didn't say anything. It's just a game! Obviously, I'm playing with my life!
"Good! Haven't I ever played cards like this? Just play this" Xu Xiaoyao is excited and looking forward to it.
"Little, you're not sick! Mom is playing with her life! "It will kill people," Xiao Liu said helplessly.
"I really want to play, let's play together!" Xu Xiaoyao's tone was a little coquettish, and Xiao Liu was silent and said feebly, "Well, I didn't expect you to be so childlike"
"Okay, clean up the table." Xiao Liu's mother looked very happy, as if she had stolen something good. "It's a cup at the bottom, which can be doubled. Hahaha, now there is something to play. Don't fool any of them."
A few people cleaned up the table, wiped it clean, and then took the cards and empty cups. Three people sat around the side of the table and then went straight to war.
It was past nine o'clock in the evening. They played for almost three hours in a row. Two bottles of coke had already bottomed out, and Xiao Liu's mother took out two more bottles.
"Mom, I can't do it anymore." Xiao Liu now saw that he was about to vomit and shouted to death. Now he is the one who drinks the most. He has been on it several times, and he feels that ** is about to explode. He can see that the two women are in partnership to fix themselves. Even if they have calculated the cards, it's nothing Two people who can win collusion, and tonight's cards are also tight and very bad. The previous two bottles were almost drunk by myself. I thought they would be gone after drinking two bottles, but my mother took out two more bottles. Xiao Liu suddenly found that why his family suddenly had so many coke stock.
"No! You didn't drink much!" Xiao Liu's mother said
"I didn't drink much. I drank almost all the two bottles." Xiao Liu was so bitter, and his stomach was so swollen that it was very difficult to speak. "I can see that you just partnered with me. I won't play anymore."
With that, he left the table and was just pulled by Xu Xiaoyao. "No, continue to play. It's so fun. How can you go?"
"Why don't you go? Do you want to play me to death?" Xiao Liu burst into tears.
"Hahaha" Xiao Liu's mother laughed and said, "You father and son usually bullied me, but now I don't kill you"
"Mom, no! That's Dad's mistake. You blame me." Xiao Liu is at a loss.
"Anyway, you are also a member, don't be naughty"
"Dad, I'm suffering. Come back soon! Mom is going to kill me." Xiao Liu shouted bitterly, "Mom, you let me go!"
"No, how can I let you go like this? It's not over yet? Go on, what time is it now? Don't go. Where are you usually?"
"Mom, this is really not good. I can't stand it. Coke is very bloated. Now it's difficult for me to stand up straight. Just let me go! Why don't we come back before Dad comes back? At that time, we will invite the little one to come together and have a real competition. When he dies, he won't say a word."
"Hahahaha, son of a bitch, you also have today. You know it's wrong!"
"I know" Xiao Liu's tears. This is his own mother. He is completely a devil. What about the poison? Now my mother is like this, but she doesn't recognize her six relatives and has no humanity.
"Well, then let you go, but you have to drink if you lose this game! Twice in total, four cups in total, and you'll be fine after drinking it."
"Mom..." Xiao Liu had no choice but to ask him to drink it now. It's really dead. He can't drink any more, pleading.
"Drink" Xiao Liu's mother gave Xiao Liu a cup of coke and gave it. Xiao Liu came up with an idea at this time, that is, whether the woman in front of him is her mother, so vicious to him, Xiao Liu had no choice but to take a sip and slowly think about how to drink the coke.
"It's just cool." Xiao Liu's mother looked at it and gloated. "If only your father was there, even treat him together. Xiaoyao, you will come often in the future. When Xiao Liu's father comes back, the four of us will fight bulls and make them miserable."
"Oh" Xu Xiaoyao is also silent. Xiao Liu has this best mother, which is really fun everywhere.
At this time, Xiao Liu's mobile phone rang. As if grabbing a life-saving straw, Xiao Liu immediately put down the coke, jumped up and ran away. "My phone is very important. I must answer it. This coke owes first."
In an instant, Xiao Liu flashed away, and the two women were stunned first, and then looked at each other.
Didn't he say he couldn't stand up? Is it true that you run so fast now?
"Ye, it must be a liar, pretending to be so similar"
The two of them shrugged their shoulders at the same time and were helpless. Now it was impossible to find Xiao Liu again. Then they looked at each other and smiled. It seemed that it was a very happy thing for Xiao Liu to do this, and then began to clean up the table and clean up the mess left behind after happiness.
In an instant, Xiao Liu ran back to his room. The speed was so fast that neither of them reacted. Xiao Liu also tried his best and felt like a superman. In an instant, Xiao Liu felt that if he participated in the 100-meter race at such a speed, no Olympic champion would be under any.