Chapter 6bai si12 Shocking Ghosts and Gods
"Twit, twist, twist the buttocks, pee and water the tree..."
In the morning, the sun has risen in the eastern sky, but Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi only felt that the sky was still gray.
I won't say that my voice is unpleasant, but even the lyrics are so unpleasant, which makes people want to die.
He covered his head with one eye and covered his ears and stopped on the ground. Listening to Niu Man's vulgar lyrics, he couldn't stand hitting his head against the wall.
"It's too bad!"
There were also waves of pain from the camp of mountain thieves outside the city, which made Xiao Chen feel a little better, which showed that he was not only one in pain, but also his own people, but also the enemy was also painful.
People are like this. When you see people who are more painful than yourself, you are not so painful.
But what makes Xiao Chen feel more damned is that the only five people who feel pain on his side are Chen Daozi's one-eyed big stupid poisonous red flower, and those in Dawu Mountain actually did not respond to Niu Man's singing at all.
Xiao Chen was stunned when he saw this.
What a strong perseverance and spirit it takes to maintain such a calm face under the crying and howling song of Niu Man.
What's more admirable is that there are still disciples of Dawu Mountain who can fall asleep, which is simply strange. Looking at the guy drooling, Xiao Chen doubted whether he had heard it wrong. Niu Man may have sung a sleeping song.
Xiao Chen took out the cotton in his ear in disbelief, followed by the vulgar song and pig-killing howling.
"twist, twist, twist the buttocks, pee and water the tree..."
Xiao Chen, who had originally held a glimmer of hope, immediately stiffened again, and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely and stuffed cotton into it.
Forget it, you can't have any hope for this product.
Chen Daozi also looked at the disciples of Dawu Mountain with emotion, wandering on the wall with a leisurely and enjoyable look. Some people also hummed together with Niu Man's songs.
This is a nightmare.
Xiao Chen really can't figure out why Niu Man's miserable howling has no effect on the disciples of Dawu Mountain. Instead, he is echoed by them as a fairy sound.
After some thoughtful thinking, he finally understood.
This is the legendary ninja. In other words, it can answer one-eyed questions. Didn't he say that he can't get used to it all his life? Then look at these seniors in front of him. If they can be so indifferent, it means that they have long been used to the howling of bull.
These are all a group of people with great perseverance, which is admirable.
kuangdang......
There has been the sound of throwing things in the mountain thief camp in the distance, and there is a scream of someone's collapse.
"Don't sing, it's too bad. Help!"
Wu De came to the tower with a spirited face and looked very rosy. This guy slept soundly last night. This is also a senior who has been refined in Niu Man's singing, which is worthy of respect.
He took a look at the mountain thief camp in the distance and saw that many mountainzei nodded with satisfaction after holding their heads in pain, and then praised Niu Man twice, "Well, you performed very well. Keep up the good work and continue to sing them to death!"
It's hard to believe that this is what Wu De said.
What's more difficult to believe is that Niu Man howled all night and was not tired. After receiving Wu De's praise, he immediately howled in high spirits, and his voice was even worse.
The screams on the side of the mountain thief camp are even worse.
The number of one-eyed hits the wall is more frequent. Even Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi's ears are stuffed with cotton, and they can't resist the magic sound of Niu Man's continuous drilling into their ears. Their faces gradually become the same as those of one-eyed, and the corners of their mouths often twitched again and again.
In this dark song, the mountain thieves have been honest for a rare day without any action. It seems that although Niu Man's singing is unpleasant, the effect is still quite good.
Of course, it would be better if he could fly out and harm the mountain thieves.
Another night came. This night, the sky was full of stars, and the moon was very bright. The dark clouds seemed to be afraid of Niu Man's singing and dared not come out.
Niu Man stood on the head of the city so coquettishly, standing in the moonlight, incarnating into a wolf under the moon, and constantly howling.
The one-eyed has fainted, and it was he who knocked himself unconscious, saying that he could be relieved in this way.
Xiao Chen saw a brick coming from his forehead with one eye, and then fainted decisively. His forehead turned red, but this guy fainted happily.
At that time, Xiao Chen praised: "This guy is a talent. He is really cruel to himself!"
However, in the face of Niu Man's singing, he also wanted to faint himself, but his body was too strong. Even if he was unlucky to resist, a brick was smashed and the brick was broken, and nothing happened.
At this time, he felt that it was a sin to have a strong body.
Xiao Chen could only look up at the sky and stand speechless until dawn. At night, some mountain thieves couldn't help but come to kill Niu Man, but under the protection of the array, he ran away after half an hour.
There is nothing we can do. The closer we get to the cow, the deeper the pain will be.
Niu Man's singing has invisibly become a defense.
During this period, he only woke up in a coma for half an hour. He heard him say that Niu Man's noise was so loud that he couldn't even be in a coma for a long time. In the end, he could only pat himself unconscious with another brick, and then he fell into a coma. Then he woke up in half an hour, and he continued to shoot. This guy has regarded the coma as his own against Niu Man's singing. The only way.
The next day, Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi held two panda eyes. They looked at the howling Niu Man and were powerless to complain at all.
He just thought to himself, "Isn't this guy tired?" How can you howd for so long?"
Under the torture of Niu Man's singing, it consumes a lot of energy. Warriors usually don't sleep for ten days and a half months, but under Niu Man's singing, no matter how strong they are, they can't withstand the bombing for two consecutive nights.
In the end, Xiao Chen couldn't stand it, so he had to go to Master Wude and ask how he could be like them. Not only did he not feel bad about Niu Man's singing, but he could also reach the realm of enjoyment.
He came to the entrance of the city tower and asked a disciple of Dawu Mountain, "Brother, do you know where your martial arts master is?"
Who knows that the warrior ignored him and continued to walk in front of him.
Xiao Chen hurried forward and patted the warrior and asked again, but the warrior looked blank. Xiao Chen repeatedly shouted, "I ask, do you know where your martial arts master is?"
The martial artist had a dull face and finally poked his hand on his forehead. After shaking his head, he said to Xiao Chen, "What did you just say?"
Xiao Chen was stunned at that time.
What's going on? Is this guy deaf?
Seeing Xiao Chen puzzled, the martial artist explained with a mysterious smile and said, "Please don't get me wrong. I'm not deaf, but Uncle Niu Man's singing is really terrible. In the past, when he sang in the mountain gate, the disciples of the whole mountain couldn't stand it, but Brother Wu De said that this was the only hobby of Brother Niu Man, so let him go. Everyone, bear with it. But you also heard it. Is this song bearable? So the brothers began to think about it. Finally, Master Wude told everyone that if you can't listen to it, you can click your tinnitus, so that you can't hear any sound.
After listening to this, Xiao Chen suddenly realized.
Can these disciples of Dawu Mountain still fall asleep under such a unpleasant song? They are simply not human beings. It turns out that there is something strange among them.
Wothe, why didn't you say it earlier?
"Why didn't I think of it earlier? Hey, it's really smart and confused for a while." Xiao Chen smiled bitterly, but he felt good.
Just to say, no one can stand this kind of singing of Niu Man. Even if it is a hundred years, I'm afraid no one will get used to it.
At present, Xiao Chen immediately clicked his tinnitus point, and then returned to the gate building arrogantly. He took the cotton ball out of his ear in front of Chen Daozi, and then gave Chen Daozi a provocative look, found a comfortable place, and began to sleep with his eyes closed.
Chen Daozi was stunned at that time. Shit, it's so awesome. Why did he go out for a while and practice to this level and ignore the noise of the bully?!"
No, it's weird.
Chen Daozi didn't think that Xiao Chen could cultivate any great perseverance in an instant. He was not afraid of Niu Man's singing. At that moment, he pulled Xiao Chen up and asked him clearly.
After listening to Xiao Chen's words, he gave a fierce look at the disciples of Dawu Mountain and said angrily, "Fuck, these guys are so unkind. Why didn't you say this method earlier!"
I woke up with one eye again. I saw that Niu Man was still howling. Without saying a word, he smashed his head with a brick. With a bang, he fainted again. It was too late for Xiao Chen to stop him from telling him the method.
"Look, this is the person with great perseverance. It doesn't hurt to smash yourself so many times." Xiao Chen exclaimed, and then fell asleep.
Finally, I can sleep comfortably and fall asleep by myself, regardless of the flood outside.
Chen Daozi was also happy, and the two of them were finally able to flatter Niu Man's singing.
But the mountain thieves are miserable. Even if Yan Luo covers his ears with a quilt in the tent, he can't resist the noise of the bull. This penetration is simply terrible.
Yan Luo finally couldn't stand it and said angrily, "Hurry up and find a way to break that big array. I'm going to kill that guy in the city. Cut his tongue and feed the dog first!"
Under the torture of two days of calm, Qinglong finally couldn't stand it and shouted with a black face: "Immediately urge gluttony and Muji to arrive quickly. If there is no good way after arriving, attack. We must take down Wucheng as soon as possible. We can't let that guy howling like this anymore. Otherwise, our people will have collapsed before we fight!"
The mountain thief camp is like mourning, with endless screams, and the awesome singing is simply doomsday for them.
Niu Man also found a sense of achievement in this situation.
Say that my song is ugly?!
If it's hard to hear, it's hard to hear. Looking at those mountain thieves, they are still screaming by me. That's what I call a big move.
Niu Man saw the pain of the mountain thieves, and became more and more arrogant. Especially when he saw the pain of Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi, he was even more proud. Finally, he found something that could completely suppress Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi.
"When you return to the Wanhuangmen, you must sing to the Demon King Jing Chuanxiu, and let them know how powerful I am, hum..."
Niu Man howled and looked back at Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi. He wanted to see their painful appearance, so he was more motivated to howle, but he looked back.
What's the matter? They fell asleep?!
That shouldn't be. Aren't they the most afraid of my singing? Have they also cultivated to the same level as my brother, and can they see the noise as invisible?!
Poor Niu Man still doesn't know that his brothers are not used to his singing, but clicked their tinnitus to endure him.
Seeing Xiao Chen and Chen Daozi sleeping so well, Niu Man was very shocked and suddenly had no motivation to howle.
However, he woke up with one eye at this time. The first thing he did after waking up was to find a brick, and then he didn't notice that Niu Man was no longer howling, so he turned his head and patted himself again.
Niu Man caught fire.
Nima, is my song really so ugly that you need to beat yourself to survive?!
As soon as he thought of this, he got a bad temper and howled again when he stood on the tower.
"Twit, twist, twist the buttocks, pee and water the tree..."