Chapter 17 Learning Arrows is like a Tiger with Wings
Late at night, Guo Jia witnessed Tai Shici and the golden monkey. Of course, the power gap between Tai Shici and the golden monkey can't be changed overnight. In order to improve Tai Shici's combat effectiveness, Guo Jia gave Tai Shici the secrets of "Ba" and "Sun" arrow secrets when he traveled to the Western Regions.
Guo Jia looked at Taishi's love and read two exquisite silk books and said gently, "Brother, these two secrets were found in an abandoned castle in the Western Regions. Ha ha, according to my brother's speculation, these two books were stolen by tomb robbers from the mausoleum of Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty... According to my brother's inference based on historical facts, "Overlord" is a martial arts practiced by Han Xin, the Marquis of Huaiyin, a general of Changsheng, which is extremely suitable for the collective practice of generals and soldiers... As for the "Sun" arrow, it is larger, and it is estimated that it is an archery skill in ancient times. . Ha ha, I hope these two secrets will be helpful to my brother!"
It seems that in order to make Taishi Ci focus on remember something, Guo Jia turned to the topic and continued: "The mechanism of promoting talents in this dynasty is more advanced than that of the previous dynasty. It no longer only relies on the hereditary system to attract talents, but follows the mechanism of the Qin Dynasty, invents and creates the 'filial piety system'... But after a hundred years, this system has gone wrong again. : In order to show their loyalty and filial piety, later generations actually took the opportunity of their ancestors' death to bury the collected wealth, hehe, so that before Wang Mang's New Deal, most of the social wealth was buried in the ground, which led to the prosperity of the "Taoyao" tomb robber industry! ... After Wang Mang's new policy, the society was in chaos. All kinds of warlords unscrupulously excavated the mausoleums of the princes and generals, so that Liu Xuan, the later Gengshi Emperor, held the Saibao Conference. It is said that the scale of the provincial capital is unprecedented... Later, the bronze horse emperor Liu Xiu defeated the Gengshi Emperor Liu Xuan, and the treasure of the Saibao Conference mysteriously disappeared. ..."
Although Guo Jia's tongue spits out lotus flowers, Taishi Ci, who is free and easy-going, is not interested in treasures. Tai Shici's perfunctory expression made Guo Jia feel that he was drooling in vain. He thought to himself: It seems that this boy is not interested in beautiful women... Beauty is one of Guo Jia's favorites. This is the power of a gifted man. Why not enjoy it? What's more, I'm not a model of social morality, and I don't occupy too many social resources... Haha.
In Guo Jia's world: It doesn't matter in the prosperous and troubled times. In prosperous times, people like him have no chance to get ahead at all; is it in troubled times? If he doesn't like to serve the powerful and those who refuse to bow to money, there is still a little chance. Guo Jia's famous saying: What a prosperous and troubled times is just a redistribution of social resources...
When he returned home, Guo Jia washed and went to sleep, while Tai Shici read at night. After reading the secrets of "Ba", he finally knew why Han Xin, Marquis of Huaiyin, could command millions of troops as freely as waving his arms. The beginning of "Ba Ba" is: Bahuang Liuhe is exclusive. He is crazy, and the bright moon shines on the river; he let him be horizontal, and the wind and clouds are flat... The hegemony pays attention to collective cultivation. The more people there are, the effect of cultivation. The better, the more hegemonic skills do not pay attention to the moves, pay more attention to the momentum, and forget life and death like a rainbow! Very suitable for the battlefield!
And the archery art recorded in the arrow secret book of "Sun" is even more mysterious: the first level of the sun arrow is the popular hundred steps through the Yang, the second level is the arrow in the movement; the third level is the legendary "flying general" Li Guang's shadowless arrow. The shadowless arrow is also called the empty arrow, which literally means to break the obstacles of space and put the enemy to death invisibly.
For hegemony, Taishici has no intention to cove, and for the sun arrow, he is eager to practice. Unfortunately, he doesn't have any practice props on hand: bows and arrows!
On the second day, Tai Shici couldn't wait to leave the fishing village to enter the city, and Guo Jia, who he thought, would also follow him into the city. Tai Shici was afraid that Guo Jia's foot strength was wasting time, so the intelligent Tai Shici suddenly thought: make a flying carpet with solid animal skin!
So, the two and a monkey were in the empty wilderness. The golden monkey was the first to bear the brunt, pulling the animal skin carpet with a thick rope. Tai Shici pulled the animal skin blanket with his hands in the back, and Guo Jia was on the animal leather blanket as if on the platform. The golden monkey and Tai Shici exerted their strength at the same time, so a flying blanket flew into the air.
This situation made Guo Jia extremely excited, and he shouted all the way. As a literati, he also found the feeling of a martial artist to resist the wind. How could he not be excited?
After entering the city, the two acted separately. After seeing Guo Jia swaggering into a brothel, Tai Shici shook his head and turned away. When he bought a stone iron tire bow and a hundred or ten carved arrows and turned back to the door of the brothel, and waited for half an hour, Guo Jia came out of the brothel in a good spirit.
"Ha ha, brother, would you like to go in and have a good time?" Guo Jia said brazenly.
When Taishi Ci heard the words, he naturally blushed with shame. He changed the topic and said, "Brother Fengxiao, is the golden monkey still waiting for us outside the city? ...Brother Fengxiao, you are so elegant, and you are not afraid of getting sick-poison..."
"Oh, get sick-poisoned? Ha ha, without three pieces of divine sand, how dare you turn against Xiqi?" Guo Jia put his arms around Tai Shici's bee waist, walked out of the city, and said with a smile, "Brother Ci, I won't be afraid even if I am a geisha in the late stage of plum-drug, because I have this..."
Guo Jia spoke and took out a fish-like coat from his dark pocket. The clothes were swayed in front of Tai Shici's eyes, and the dark pocket was taken back by Guo Jia.
Looking at Tai Shici's doubtful expression, Guo Jia explained easily, "Brother, this is my brother's unique equipment... With this equipment, in the face of ten sick geisha, he frowns for his brother without ambiguity. Ha ha, brother-in-law, I guess you don't even see the door of men and women**... Well, that's it. Use double-layer clothes and put mint oil between the two layers. Once the other party or yourself feels the coolness of excitement, immediately pull it out... In this way, it's all right."
Along the way, Guo Jiamian began to carry out enlightenment education for Taishici for his difficult universal sex education. All the way, the two of them returned home. The first thing Tai Shici did was to carry out archery training immediately.
Tai Shici's archery art has improved rapidly. In less than three days, he mastered the advanced archery skill of Baibu Chuanyang. Therefore, Guo Jia believes that Taishi Ci is a once-in-a-century martial arts wizard. Such a talent will emerge sooner or later...
And in sports, there are no arrows. Because there is no war horse, Tai Shici has to simulate training in consciousness, just like the principle that disabled people can also practice Taoism: practice according to the posture of normal people in consciousness. Because Taishici's understanding ability is extraordinary, and because of Guo Jia's teaching, Taishici has also learned the secret method of how to control the war horse and how to communicate with BMW Liangju while training his archery. It's like learning how to deal with women.
Even if there is no war horse in reality, not even a lame horse. Tai Shici also finally mastered the archery skills in the movement.