Chapter 484 Spirits, Flower Fragrance, Rage
After drinking a lot of wine at the banquet, Qin Mubai slept soundly. When it was bright, it was still snoring like thunder, and the room was full of smoke.
Just as his dream was sweet, he vaguely felt that something was pressing on his body, not too heavy, and he was turning around his body. Soon, his face was crisply patted a few times, and his nose seemed to be blocked by something. Qin Mubai finally woke up.
When he opened his eyes, it turned out that the small building lay on him, was riding on his chest and patting his face with a small hand, and put two fingers into his nostrils.
"Ha-Autumn!!"
Qin Mubai sneezed loudly, and there was a giggle in the room. At first glance, it turned out to be the Taitai sisters.
"Oh, Xiao Louer, what's wrong with you to disturb your father's sleep!" Qin Mubai grabbed the small building and lifted it up.
Xiao Lou kicked his feet and giggled, "It was my mother who asked me to wake you up!"
"What's the matter? Today is a rare military vacation. It's only one day a month. Why don't you let people sleep in? As Qin Mubai said, he put the small building beside him and prepared to get up.
Xiao Lou'er smiled. Wearing thick clothes, she rolled around like a small meatball, playing happily in **, and said, "Guest! My mother told my father to get up!"
"Sister Yan said that the young marshal hates others waking up when he sleeps, and only the small building in the world is not afraid to disturb the young marshal's dream." After saying that, the two sisters hurried forward and prepared to wait for Qin Mubai to change clothes and wash. Qin Mubai was about to lift the quilt, but stopped again and said, "Where is my servant?"
Since he arrived in the Lanzhou army, Qin Mubai has always been taken care of by sergeants, eating and living, and has never used a maidservant.
"It was Sister Yan who asked us to come... She said that we would take care of the young commander in the future." Dandan whispered, and the two sisters' faces turned red.
Chen Yan's intention is quite obvious, which is to make the two sisters a side room. Originally, Qin Mubai didn't hate the sisters, but now he feels a little embarrassed...
In the early morning, a young and strong normal man always has a physiological phenomenon called "Morning Bo".
"Young commander, let us wait for you to change your clothes..." The two sisters stepped forward, one took clothes and boots and the other waited for a warm towel. They were all ready.
"Forget it, I'll do it myself." Qin Mubai waved his hand to signal them to go out.
The two sisters' expressions suddenly darkened, and they gently answered "yes" and walked out.
Qin Mubai took a deep breath. Although he is thick-skinned enough, it is an embarrassing and perverted thing to show male strength in the face of women who have no close contact. What's more, there are small buildings present... I guess they will be a little hurt at this time.
"Dad, dad, the godfather is coming to play with you! Get up quickly!" Xiaolouer rolled around with his feet in his arms, and said in a milky voice.
"Your godfather?" Qin Mubai didn't react for a moment, "Oh, King Wu! - When he was in Youzhou, King Wu recognized you as his daughter. Why don't I remember?"
Qin Mubai got up and put on his clothes. After washing up, he came to the front house. From afar, he saw Chen Yan and the Tangtai sisters standing under the eaves in front of the hall and chatting, so he didn't go there. I called a servant to ask. I heard that the King of Wu had come early in the morning and waited for almost an hour. Now people are in the small flower yard in the backyard.
Qin Mubai turned to the backyard and walked through several shady corners and saw Li Ke sitting in the pavilion of the Peach Blossom Stream, as if he were stroking the piano.
Qin Mubai walked over, and Li Ke stopped stroking the piano. The two looked at each other and smiled. Li Ke said, "If you don't come to me, I have to come to you."
"I've been busy these days, and I've been neglecting. Have you been waiting alone for a long time? Why don't you let someone wake me up early?" Qin Mubai sat down opposite him and saw that there were fruit meat and pastry snacks on the table. There was also a set of Qin Mubai's very familiar golden tea set on the table. The charcoal fire in the stove was booming, and there was a burst of steam.
"I won't let you scream. I'll let you sleep a little longer." Li Ke said, "I haven't made tea with you for a while. I thought there would be no chance in my life.
Qin Mubai was hungry without breakfast. He took a piece of cake and threw it into his mouth. After a few bites, he smiled and said, "Haha, it tastes good! I haven't eaten such authentic Chang'an pastries for a long time! The cook in Your Highness's palace is still so good at cooking.
"I've been here in Sanzhou for three days, and you and I have only met in public. If I don't come to you today, are you still hiding from me? Li Ke said.
"Hide? Why should I hide from you? Qin Mubai smiled and said, "It's because there are too many people coming, more than 100,000. It takes a lot of time for each of me to look at it, so I have to put you at the end.
Li Ke laughed and said, "Sure enough!"
"What really?" Qin Mubai said, "It's like you know some secret."
"I haven't seen you for so many years. I thought we were really estranged." Li Ke smiled and said, "It's okay. You still seem to treat me as a good friend."
"Oh, I have goose bumps." Qin Mubai grinned with a chill, continued to eat cakes, and said vaguely, "Your Highness, I went to Goryeo. You didn't learn badly from the people over there, did you?"
"What do you say?"
"As far as I know... On the other side of Goryeo, women are as gentle as water, and men are also as gentle as water. Therefore, there is no difference between men and women between yin and yang. There are many hobbies of broken sleeves and dragon and yang!"
"You fart!"
"Haha, that's right!" Qin Mubai laughed, "Otherwise, I would really be a little scared!"
Li Ke couldn't laugh or cry. He shook his head and smiled bitterly, and gritted his teeth. "Seriously, when I see you, I really want to beat you up first!"
"Hey hey!" Qin Mubai laughed dryly, picked up the wet wipes on one side, wiped his mouth, and said, "There are too many people who want to beat me. Even my eldest brother wanted to beat me yesterday. Don't worry about having one more of you. Come on, let's do it!"
"Bah!"
Li Ke really did it and punched Qin Mubai in the face.
"Damn it, what a fight! And hit me in the face!"
Although this punch was not heavy, Qin Mubai was scared unexpectedly unprepared. He jumped up and covered his face and said, "Do you want to fight?"
"Okay, do it!"
Li Ke grinned evilly, and then got up and rushed to Qin Mubai.
Qin Mubai was a little dumbfounded and let him grab his chest and hold his waist.
"Wh!" Li Ke roared and overturned Qin Mubai!
Qin Mubai just woke up. Fortunately, his martial arts foundation was not weak, and he turned over and landed steadily outside the pavilion.
"That's good. I learned wrestling with the Khitan people in Youzhou!" Li Ke was proud and clapped his hands.
Qin Mubai swallowed a mouthful of water and touched his face with hatred, "Damn it, are you really going to fight?"
"Scolding? My mother is the Empress Shufei today. I'm going to kill you!" Li Ke was furious and rushed down from the pavilion aggressively.
"It's not over yet!" Qin Mubai was also annoyed. He dodged the punch from Li Ke. He used Taijiquan to push his shoulder and fell to the ground with his buttocks.
"Haha! Fight with me, you're far from it!" Qin Mubai put his hands on his waist and laughed.
"You can kill, you can't be humiliated!" Li Ke roared and got up from the ground again. As a half-trained man, he didn't care about any moves. He stuck to Qin Mubai like a hooligan's fight, grabbed his clothes, twisted his arms and ears, tripped his feet, and used all kinds of dirty moves.
Now it's Qin Mubai's crying and laughing - which one is this song? Li Ke, how did you become like a shrew for a while? Did you survive a little pervert over there?
"If you fight, just fight. I'm still afraid of you!"
So, two hooligans wrestled and rolled all over the ground on the grass of the small flowerbed. During this period, there were endless scolding and no taboos. Even Qin Shubao, who was in the spirit of heaven, and Li Shimin, the current emperor, were greeted.
The Taitai sisters were staying here to deliver breakfast to Qin Mubai. Seeing this scene from afar, they were shocked on the spot. After being stunned for half a minute, the two hurriedly ran back to find Chen Yan.
Chen Yan was also shocked after hearing this. When she hurried to the backyard to have a look, she saw that Qin Mubai and Li Ke were already lying on the grass and gasping for breath.
"Is it finished?" The Dantai sisters whispered in fear, "This...what's going on?"
Chen Yan pondered for a moment, smiled slightly and said, "Let's go, don't worry about them. No one is allowed to come to the backyard today. You don't see this matter, and don't talk about it to anyone.
"Oh... I see!" The two sisters responded suspiciously, followed Chen Yan back, and looked back from time to time, and their hearts were extremely worried.
Qin Mubai, who was lying on the ground, gasped and covered the corners of his mouth. "Bastard, my teeth are so heavy that I'm going to be loosened by you!"
"You are an asshole!" Li Ke turned his head with angrily, "My eyes are swollen into a slit!"
"Hahaha!" Qin Mubai looked at him and laughed loudly, "What a big dark circle. You have become a national treasure, giant panda!"
"What a national treasure, what a giant panda! That's really unreasonable! - Whoo-hoo! However, it's really a mother's pleasure, hahaha!" Li Ke rarely swears and then burst out laughing.
"Alas--" Qin Mubai also breathed a long sigh, "I haven't fought with people like this for many years!"
"Are we like naughty boys? Splashing skin? Or a hooligan?" Li Ke smiled and said, "I think they are all better than princes."
"It's also better than the general." Qin Mubai also smiled and said, "Anyway, a man like us is a tragedy. All day long, you are either sitting upright or pretending to be deep with a tight face. Obviously, she is extremely angry, and she has to pile up a smile to hide it; she is extremely sad, but she has to pretend to be dead as if nothing happened; she loves that woman deeply, but she will always find some high-sounding reasons to hurt her heart.
Li Ke's pillow looked up at the sky. After listening to it, he was silent for a long time and said, "Your words can always be inserted into my heart like a blade."
"I have goosebumps again... Your Highness, please forgive me. I only like peach blossoms, but I don't love **!"
"Get up and drink!" Li Ke shouted and jumped up and stretched out his hand to pull Qin Mubai.
"Didn't you make tea? Didn't you drink enough yesterday?
"No nonsense, you must be drunk today! Drink fart tea and dress up elegantly. Today, we are two market hooligans! I'm not only going to drink with you until I get drunk, but also grab meat with my hands and listen to you talk about meat jokes!" Li Ke laughed.
"Do you still want to go shopping in the kiln after that?" Qin Mubai smiled evilly.
"I'm here to accompany you!" Li Ke smiled more evilly, "I've been driving the road for a month, and I'm suffocated!" Now that it's your territory, how dare you not treat me well?"
"No..." Qin Mubai was dumbfounded, "If the two of us go to the kiln together... I guess it won't take a few days, and hundreds of thousands of people will go crazy!"
"What the hell, hahaha!" Li Ke laughed loudly, "Don't talk much. Ask someone to withdraw the refreshments and put on the wine!" I... I! I haven't been so presumptuous for decades!"
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It's getting dark. Chen Yancai took the Tangtai sisters to the backyard to see what was going on.
There are only a few dim lanterns in the backyard that shake gently in the wind. The spring breeze passed through the peach forest, and a few petals passed away with the wind, falling into the stream under the pavilion, drifting with the waves.
The cups and plates on the table were in a mess. Qin Mubai and Li Ke were drunk under the table and almost woke up.
"For a whole day, the two of them have been guessing and drinking, eating and drinking freely." Chen Yan shook her head and smiled, and the smile on her face was like a maternal doting. She whispered to herself, "Which of them is the most outstanding and dazzling man in the world. Everyone in the world is envious, admired, or jealous. In fact, the height is extremely cold. How many people can understand their suffering and bitterness?
This has nothing to do with the wind and moon, nor does it have anything to do with state affairs. There are only two drunks left. With the scattered peach blossoms on his pillow, and the strong wine with a pricking throat in his arms fell into a dream, as if the soul was too out of the world.