Chapter 95 Nobita

* and I have a very tacit understanding. We thought about it with our eyes and prepared to flirt with Nobita.

So* went up and untied Nobita's leg, and then pulled off the black cloth on his face, but his hands still did not untie him.

Then we covered our faces with scarves and shined his eyes with strong light so that he could not see our appearance clearly.

After Nobita could see something, he jumped up from the ground.

Seeing that both of us were shining a flashlight on his face, Daxiong's hand twisted behind his back a few times and found that the beauty was untied, so he shouted very politely, "Hey! I said, since you saved me, please let go of my hands. You can see how fate the three of us can meet in this Xinjiang cave. As the saying goes, we have been in the same boat for ten years and sleep together for a hundred years. I think we have at least a thousand years of fate..."

I scolded in my heart, "Damn, who is talking like you..."

Seeing that both of us ignored him, Daxiong was anxious and shouted, "What's wrong with you two guys? Boss Wu and I are also old friends. Let your master go, or you will have good fruits when you go back!"

I smiled secretly. It seemed that Daxiong regarded us as soldiers under Boss Wu.

But it's no wonder he thinks so, because we both use flashlight and shine on Nobita's face with strong light. He can't see who we are at all.

* also seemed to be in the play. Seeing that Nobita still dared to shout, he went up and kicked him on the buttocks and deliberately lowered his voice and said, "Be honest! Fat man!"

Unexpectedly, Nobita was like a cow. He might feel that we were going to be unfavorable to him. While kicking him, he hit *'s chest.

* was unprepared and knocked to the ground by Nobita.

Then Nobita rushed towards me.

In the past, I would have let this boy run away, but now I am no longer the former.

I quickly took out my pistol, pointed it at Nobita's head, and scolded, "Fatty, do you want to eat peanuts?"

Daxiong immediately stopped, smiled and said with a hippie smile, "If you have something to say, this young man... I won't run away. Tell me, what can I do?"

At this time, * rubbed his chest, got up from the ground, and kicked Daxiong down.

I said to myself that * this is real, and this time there is no mercy at all.

Then * walked around in front of Nobita, shot his face with a flashlight, and asked in a low voice, "Who pushed you down just now?"

Daxiong shook his head and said honestly, "I didn't see it clearly..."

"Then what did you scold when you fell down?" I answered.

Nobita said, "Yes, what kind of living people can be in that place? Zongzi must have tied me up, and I'm still full of grievance!"

* asked in a low voice, "What's up there..."

Nobita was stunned for a moment and asked, "You asked me?" Didn't you boss Wu go up first... Oh, I understand? You must have been left behind by the big team and lost your way here. No wonder this damn place is a labyrinth. That's not right. If you had wandered around the caves below, you would have been eaten by crabs.

* kicked him on the buttocks again and scolded, "Don't talk nonsense to me, ask where it is..."

Daxiong replied, "I don't know. It's messy, and there are branches and some rotten statues everywhere. As soon as we went up, we were attacked by the crab monster. A group of people were washed away. After that, I was inexplicably knocked unconscious and tied up."

"You followed Nie Haiyun and didn't know where you went?" *Ask.

Daxiong shook his head and said, "I don't know what the old man is doing at all. I'm just a thre. I'll do whatever he says..."

After saying this, Nobita frowned again, smashed his mouth and said, "Two masters, I said, why do I feel a little familiar with the voices of you two?"

* kicked him again and scolded, "Fuck you! Don't get close, be honest and take us up..."

Ah? Do you still want to go up?" Nobita is a little distressed.

We didn't talk, and Nobita hummed like a dead pig and said, "Well, I'll lead the way, but don't regret going..."

With that, he moved past me and walked to the hole next to him.

* grabbed him and asked, "Shall we not go from above?"

Nobita shook his head and said, "Don't joke. It's pressed by a big copper plate. We can't open it. Only the upper mechanism can be opened. Don't worry, we've been here before. I know the way."

With that, he put his big buttocks on me and twisted it.

I said disgustingly, "What are you going to do? Dead fat man, do you want to kick?"

Nobita said, "I have a map in my buttocks pocket. We will get lost without this picture."

I reached out and took it out of his buttocks, then took out a brochure with a yellow cover and unfolded it, with the words "yellow calendar" written on it.

I thought the map was sandwiched in the almanac, so I turned it over, and it turned out that it was really this year's lunar calendar.

So I scolded, "Are you kidding me? What is this?"

Nobita turned his head and looked at the things in my hand, smiled awkwardly and said, "You touched the wrong pocket, the other side."

I know that Nobita speculed about the almanac. He said before that people often said when they were unlucky: Oh, I didn't read the almanac when I went out today.

In order not to make himself unlucky, Nobita often puts a yellow calendar in his buttocks, which means: the yellow calendar is a fart.

I thought this boy was joking, but I didn't expect that this unreliable guy really took the almanac, which made me laugh and cry.

At this moment, I shook my head helplessly and touched his buttocks on the other side.

As a result, I was even more speechless, because the bottom of the buttocks on the other side was broken. As soon as I put my hand in, I touched Nobita's big white buttocks.

*When I saw that my expression was different, he asked me what was wrong.

At this time, Nobita suddenly farted and came to his face.

I hurriedly pulled my hand back, but I was still smoked back by the smell of fart.

Daxiong is like an agile wild boar, with a bad smile and said, "Hey, you've been tricked. Nie Chuan, you are dishonest, eat inside and outside, and cooperate with Hu Erwan to deal with your hero. Today, I will ask you to taste my tear gas fart."

I fanned in front of my nose and then scolded: "I drafted an 18 generations of ancestors. Why are you so damaged... and use chemical weapons!"

Daxiong had a bad smile, and then turned his face to look at * and said, "Hu Erwan, what's the matter? Just your little acting skills, do you still want to pretend? Hurry up and untie Master Xiong."

* coughed awkwardly and said, "How did you boy see it?"

Nobita snorted and said, "With your acting skills, the pig can see it."

Seeing that there was no longer any meaning of camouflage, I took off the scarf on my face and said angrily, "Yes, how can our acting skills be as good as Master Xiong, from Heizhugou to deceiving me until now."

Daxiong was stunned, looked at me, looked at*, and finally sighed and said, "I admit that I lied to you, but I was also forced. I swear, if I have two intentions with your two brothers, I will... I will never find my daughter-in-law."

I didn't want to believe him at all. I looked at the ceiling and said, "You just make it up, huh? Who knows if you deliberately fell off the top this time and wanted to sneak into our team again?

"Me!" Daxiong was speechless for a moment, and his face turned red.

I sneered and said, "What are you doing? If you want to prove that you are still on the side of the revolutionary team, tell me everything about grandpa, and what are you plotting with grandpa?"

Nobita listened to me and looked at it*.

* stared at him without saying a word, looking very calm, but I saw that he frowned slightly.