Chapter 241 Cuckold
Nobita was more excited than me and rushed to shake hands with Nicholas Tse next to him.
And when I shouted these names, I felt a little strange.
Because I wonder why such a big-name star dyed his hair colorfully.
The most important thing is that Nicholas Tse, whose son can make soy sauce, still has the hairstyle he did when he debuted in 1998, with a few white hairs dyed in the middle.
"Hello, Brother Feng, I admire you so much. Every time I go to KTV, I will sing your songs. I admit that it's all caused by the moon!" As Nobita spoke, he began to sing, and the song was unbearable to hear.
At this time, Nicholas Tse pulled out his hand from Nobita's big hand, shook it, smiled slightly, and showed a golden tooth, and said in a common language with a strong Hong Kong-Taiwan accent: "Brother, that's what you sang is Zhang Yu's song."
I heard this hoarse voice, like a decades-old smoking gun, not Nicholas Tse's voice at all.
Look at the other people, although they are wearing famous brands, they look wrinkled, and some of the clothes have not been sewn well, which must not be authentic.
At this time, Xie Yuting smiled and said, "Don't look. What they brought is all made by our Xie family, and it can almost be fake."
After saying that, he put the box he carried on the table, opened it, pointed to the * inside, and said, "There is also Wu Yanzu here. There is Fang Zu's name. Which one do you want?"
Hearing this, Nobita rubbed his hands and said, "Is there any Andy Lau?"
We looked at Daxiong at the same time, and then Nie Chuan rushed in front of me and complained, "Your figure is still Andy Lau. I think Ronaldo, who pretended to be a failure to lose weight, is almost the same."
I added: "Ronaldo has never succeeded in losing weight."
We thought we were talking poisonous enough, but Xie Yuting said, "You? Without your*, you can pretend to be a bodyguard carrying boxes for us. Anyway, your public face will not attract the attention of others.
Without waiting for Daxiong to speak, we clapped our hands together and said, "This is good, this is good, it's been done for a long time."
After making this joke, I suddenly remembered something and asked Xie Yuting, "But why do we have to pretend to be someone else?"
Xie Yuting smiled and said, "Of course you can't go out like this, so you have to disguise yourself, take *, pretend to be an artist of Hong Kong's super imitation show, and go to Japan to participate in shopping mall activities, which will not arouse suspicion."
After a few seconds, Xie Yuting added, "Yes, because they are all stars' faces, it's very easy to get *. Just download photos on the Internet."
"But won't this be too ostentatious, and we can't sing." Nie Chuan said.
Xie Yuting pointed to Xie Tingfeng and said, "Do you think he can sing well?"
Suddenly, we were all speechless, because Xie Tingfeng's voice was really difficult to compliment.
"You don't have to sing or dance. After you arrive in Japan, you can take off*." This is just a cover.
I was relieved to hear him say that, because pretending to be a star is really not conducive to action.
Finally, in order to keep a low profile, I chose Wu Yanzu's *, while Nie Chuan chose Fang Zu's *.
Although Xie Yuting did not prepare a headgear for Daxiong, he still wore a fake beard and a gentleman's hat for him.
After dressing up, Nobita, a black boy, was a bit like Ding Li on the beach, which made him very proud.
After dressing up, Xie Yuting asked us whether we wanted to go to Japan by boat or by plane.
We said with one voice, "Take a plane!"
It seems that our previous experience on the ship has left us with nightmare memories.
After Liang Qian's affairs were properly arranged, we left Hong Kong by plane.
Our plane departed at 8 p.m. and arrived in Kobe, Japan, at 4 a.m.
Because we didn't have to reverse jet lag, we went straight to bed after arriving at the seaside hotel where we stayed.
We didn't wake up until noon.
I was shocked when I saw the person who knocked on the door, because the man was Edison Chen.
When I saw his face, I thought of countless photos of female stars, and I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
Guan Xi told me that Xie Yuting asked us not to take it off* for the time being, because we were targeted.
I was nervous and said that we had just arrived. How could we be targeted?
Put on your clothes and go downstairs. Everyone is already in the hall.
In our team, * is not very important, so when I arrived several times ago, they were already in meetings.
This time was no exception. Xie Yuting saw that I just nodded, and then continued to say to everyone, "Let's just say so. Let's go to the mall for publicity as originally planned, and then plan for the next step."
As soon as he finished speaking, several men in black uniforms took out several scrolls of pictorials and opened one of them to show us.
The pictorial is full of words in Japanese. Although I don't know Japanese, I can still see from the above Chinese that there are slogans such as "Hong Kong * Heavenly King Landing..."
There are also large photos of Nicholas Tse, Wu Yanzu and others.
It seems that we are going to carry out the scam to the end and bully the Japanese people who are not familiar with Chinese stars. Is this really good?
But the words have been released. In order not to arouse suspicion, we still have to act like the stars, I said to myself in my heart.
Xie Yuting looked at his watch and said, "The bus is almost there. Let's go out and wait first."
After saying that, he took a group of people out of the hotel.
Before I walked out of the hotel, I saw a sea of people outside through the glass revolving door.
We all looked at Xie Yuting, obviously didn't expect such a big show.
Xie Yuting shrugged his shoulders and said, "Don't think that Chinese stars are only more popular in China. In many parts of Asia, any Chinese first-tier star has many fans, let alone so many stars come together this time."
"But they blocked the door. How can we get out?" Nicholas Tse said.
Xie Yuting pointed to Daxiong next to him with his chin and said, "This situation is just the bodyguard to deal with."
Daxiong was stunned for a moment, then held his hat and said, "I'm Ding Li!"
" Come on, if Ding Li grows into a fat man like you, I guess he will have to be a security guard." Xie Yuting said rudely.
Nobita quit and sat down on the bench next to him for guests to rest, with a black face and silent.
At this time, Xie Yuting smiled and said, "In order to train you into a professional bodyguard, I would have asked you to teach you to drive a military helicopter, but it seems that forget it."
Nobita is a military fan. He can afford such a ** there. As soon as he heard it, he stood up, tidied up his clothes, and said, "Xiaoyang, let's see how your grandfather has made a bloody road."
I can't help but feel funny when I see him like this.
Next, several of us followed the aggressive Nobita and went out.
As soon as I went out, I regretted Wu Yanzu's headgear, because more than a dozen Japanese girls holding Wu Yanzu's photos screamed and were about to jump over.
For good, Nobita reached out in time to stop the few girls in front of him, so that I was not pressed into a meat cake.
However, those girls still tried their best to move forward and kept calling Wu Yanzu's name in Chinese.
If these girls are good-looking, they are all extremely ugly Japanese brain-damaged fans, and the foundation on their faces can be scraped off to make steamed buns.
So I hurriedly condescend, buried my head and drilled forward.
But as soon as I lowered my head, I saw Edison Chen more miserable than me. He was pressed on the ground by a fat girl with a green wig and almost rolled his eyes.
When the girl next to her saw this scene, she was envious and jealous, and pulled the fat man hard, but she couldn't pull it away. The scene almost turned into a pot of porridge.
For good, Nobita had a strange hand. He directly picked up the girl of similar size to him and pushed her into the crowd. In an instant, the crowd fell down.
Taking this opportunity, we ran forward in the direction of the bus as if avoiding fighter bombing.
When we passed five levels and rushed through the layers to stop us from boarding the bus, our fake suit had been broken several times, unkempt, like a begling.
I don't know who put a green pointed hat on his head, and he was looking at Edison Chen with a wry smile.