Chapter 109 Support the Scene Next
The groom was extremely eager outside, but it was quiet inside.
There's nothing you can do. You don't have to rush the sky. This door is locked. Your daughter-in-law's side really has some tricks. The two young men who climbed over the "wall" looked at each other and then smiled bitterly before telling the groom the situation at the crack of the door. The groom obviously hissed outside the door, and then had to call Zhao Tuozi, the uncle, to open the door in a low voice.
Zhao Tuozi really came to the door and laughed, "Brother-in-law, happy to open the door!"
"Happy, happy." The groom answered and stuffed a red envelope from the crack of the door. I can't help it. My brother-in-law must do something, otherwise what's wrong with welcoming relatives and being locked out of the door?
Zhao Tuozi did not hesitate at all and copied the red envelope in his hand, but he did not open it like others. As he put the red envelope in his pocket, he said with a hippie smile, "Brother, good things are in pairs. It's indispensable today!"
When getting married, isn't it just a double pair? Zhao Tuozi's words are right, and it is also a legitimate requirement.
Therefore, although the groom hesitated a little, he quickly stuffed another red envelope.
This time, Zhao Tuozi was not in a hurry to put it in his pocket, but slowly opened the red envelope and found that there was a red old hair inside. If you want to say the first red envelope, it will definitely not be small. It's enough to stuff one more or less. But when Zhao Tuozi saw this old hair, he immediately curled his lips and said, "Brother, there are two good things. How can there only be one in it!"
Through the crack of the door, Niu Ben saw that the groom's face stiffened, and the muscles on his face couldn't help twitching twice.
Nima, it's not about two red envelopes, but two red envelopes. I guess the groom is very regretful now. If he had known this, it would have been better to give two 50 yuan for the next red envelope!
I just regretted it. My brother-in-law asked me to comply with it, so the groom immediately handed me another 100 yuan red envelope.
"Brother, you are very handsome today. You are so handsome. I just found out that I have always admired you very much." When Zhao Tuozi saw the red envelope, he immediately smiled and praised a few words, and then reached out as if he wanted to take out the key. However, this guy took out a few times, but he didn't even take out a hair. Under the gaze of everyone, he spread out his hands and said meanly, "No, brother-in-law, this key doesn't agree with the singular. It was three just now. Why do we have to do something good, right?"
"I..." The groom's face rose and he didn't say anything for a long time.
However, Zhao Tuozi's father saw that this guy had been difficult, so he immediately ran over and picked up the back of the boy's neck and said, "I said, it's almost enough. Your brother-in-law has been standing outside for half an hour. Let's not lose our etiquette.
"Uh, all right!" Zhao Tuozi shrank his neck, took out the key and said, "Dad, I'll give you the key."
"Bastard, what are you doing for me? Go by yourself. I haven't heard of getting married. It's not a waste of time. Zhao's father stared and said, "Hurry up, the tables in the room are ready. Everyone is waiting."
"Ai!" Zhao Tuozi answered and came to the door and said, "Brother-in-law, my father said that marriage is not in vain. You have to show me when I open the door for you. This is not a red envelope. You can't change someone to open the door. Hey, what, you know more about the rules than I do, so I won't say more. Come on, this hot summer, everyone, come in and have a rest and drink some black tea!"
He said to hurry up, but the movement of his hand was extremely slow. He waited for another red envelope outside to open the door.
After opening, this guy did not greet the guests at all as he said, but turned his head and ran away, went through the main room and entered the room where his sister stayed before marriage, and then closed the door to finish.
You have to close this door and get a red envelope, so that you have to marry back to your sister, right?
Naturally, there is no need to detail what will happen next. Ask the groom and his party to go into the house for tea and eat some cakes, and then the groom will call the door of the room. And this door can't be guarded by others, so Zhao Tuozi blackmailed two red envelopes in a row. After finishing these grooms, they discussed with Zhao's father when to get married. Finally, everyone looked at the time and set to set off from the woman's side at 9 48 o'clock on time.
In a short time, the man's entourage began to move the dowry. At this time, the children of relatives rushed in again. You grab the washbasin, and I don't need to talk about it in detail. It made Niu Ben laugh. After hiding his sister's wedding shoes and mosquito nets, he sat on the dowry motorcycle and proudly blackmailed red envelopes. In the past few times, this guy has taken more than ten red envelopes.
After moving the dowry, Zhao Tuozi leaned over to Niu Ben and said with a smile, "Lao Niu, I finally completed the scheduled task. Hey, I blackmailed a total of 600 yuan for two doors, 400 yuan for shoes and 200 mosquito nets, and 1,200 oceans.
"I'll wipe it, so many!" Niu Ben stared and felt that it was no wonder that people said that marriage was a waste of money. Zhao Tuozi alone took 1,200 red envelopes, plus the children of those relatives, it would take more than 2,000 yuan to get married on the woman's side alone. I'll go, it's really a lot. It's okay if you have some money, but if you don't have money, you may not be able to get married.
When Niu Ben was thinking about it, Zhao Tuozi ran over and pulled his brother-in-law over with a smile and said, "Brother-in-law, this is my boss. I specially asked him to help me see him off. Well, you have to say it well later!"
"This is your boss." His brother-in-law took a look at Niu Ben and said calmly, "Hello."
"Hello." Niu Ben nodded to him and said hello. At this time, he saw that Zhao Tuozi said that his brother-in-law was quite arrogant. He was not talking nonsense. He was here to help the marriage, and he also represented the woman's side. Ordinary people should give a polite greeting, and then give a cigarette to greet him, but from his face, Niu Ben could not even feel the taste of politeness.
Of course, this guy himself is only anxious with him today. Tomorrow, no one will know anyone, and Niu Ben is not in the mood to care about these.
So soon after, it was 9: 48, and the welcoming team set everything up and began to set out. When he left, Zhao Tuozi, as the only brother-in-law in the family, naturally acted as the send-off. According to the rules here, the send-offs have to leave later, so only after the bride and groom walked out of the village, Zhao Tuozi pulled the cow and said, "Laoniu, let's go too. Don't touch me to stimulate them."
Niu Ben shrugged his shoulders and drove the car to walk with Zhao Tuozi. Not long after, the two also left the village. After the groom's three cars left the village, they did not continue to walk, but parked on the roadside waiting for the car to follow the convoy.
Because of the rule of women driving, there must be a desire to compare at this time. However, when they saw the car coming from behind, the men who were standing on the roadside suddenly shrank their eyes and got into the car one by one. Zhao Tuozi saw this scene and immediately laughed happily in the car and said, "Oh, it's very awesome to get a Lingzhi car. Dude, please don't touch me!"
After a pause, he turned his head and said to Niu Ben, "Okay, old cow, they will designate to hit you well later."
Niu Ben said puzzled, "What do you say?!"
"This is our rule." Zhao Tuozi smiled and explained in detail, "If the quality of the woman's car is lower than that of the man, then the man can treat it like an ordinary car and driver on the road. If the woman's car is good, the treatment will be doubled!"
Niu Ben was still puzzled and said, "What's doubling?"
"Of course it's smoke and oil." Zhao Tuozi looked very excited and said, "Generally, men hire a car, and there is no need to say that they pay for it. If you don't pay for a friend's car, you usually add 100 yuan of gas, and then give the driver of each car a cigarette. The lowest grade, according to the standards here, is at least 17 yuan a pack of Yellow Crane Tower. If the woman's car is good, it will double.
After a pause, Zhao Tuozi smiled and said, "Moreover, even the money given by the man when I sent my kiss back will be doubled. It's cool!"
"I'll wipe it, you will be promising at this point." Niu Ben shook his head helplessly and calculated silently in his heart: This marriage is really expensive. The woman needs to take some money, the car needs to be taken, and the following Xinglang also has to be entertained. On the wedding day, it will cost at least 4,000 yuan for the ordinary level in the countryside. This is still an additional expense. The rest of the banquet, buying a house, buying furniture and giving betrothal gifts, which is really a headache.
No wonder there are so many men and women left in this society now. This is still a marriage at the rural level, and the cost is no longer affordable. Not to mention young people nowadays want to make the scene big and want to do it in a show.
Thinking about this, Niu Ben couldn't help sighing: No wonder there are words like naked marriage now, which are all created by this era!
He thought about it all the way, and occasionally chatted with Zhao Tuozi. As he said halfway, when Xinglang blackmailed the groom, whether it was drinks, cigarettes, or other things sent by the groom, it was double. Although the groom looks somewhat reluctant, according to Zhao Tuozi, the Zhao family has supported the whole scene, and I believe that his brother-in-law's posture should be much lower.
It is really a strange saying and rule that the two sides part from each other and promote the harmony of relatives.