Chapter 6 Simple and Happy Days
In the following days, Liu Jianyun and Zhang Daxing were assigned to Class 1 of the 13th Department of Spirituality.
Because each awakener has different abilities to awaken, these awakeners are divided into different departments according to these abilities. The teaching content of old colleges such as Superman Academy includes almost all departments of awakening people. Among them, there are five rare systems such as water system, soil system, fire system, wood system, gold system, and spiritual system, light system, dark system, space system, time system, etc.
And Liu Jianyun and Zhang Daxing belong to the spiritual system of the rare system. In fact, the size of personal ability is not related to the department to which it belongs. For example, third-level talent owners such as Liu Jianyun and Zhang Daxing are far from comparable to the golden awakeners with superior talents.
Today is the third week of school. There is almost no bad weather in the land of Superman Academy. It is either sunny or occasionally drizzling every day. Today is still a good day with high sun and no clouds.
"Lao Yun, today's weather is just like my heart. It's good, haha..."
"Is it good?"
Although Zhang Daxing is cynical and smiling every day, his good words still make Liu Jianyun thunder. Good, is it really good?" This reminded Liu Jianyun of an advertisement he had seen before, but this advertisement seems to be about women. "Is it possible that Daxing is tired of being a man and wants to be a woman all of a sudden? Although this idea is not normal, I haven't seen transgender people yet. Should I support it?" Liu Jianyun, who was thundered, couldn't help thinking evilly.
Then he touched Zhang Daxing's forehead and said, "I don't have a fever." Liu Jianyun muttered, "Then Daxing, why do you still want to be a woman? Do you mean that you are Yang Wei? No way? Ah, my brother, why do you think your life is so hard? I haven't enjoyed the fun of men yet, that's all... That's it... Oh, I won't say it, brother, I'm sorry for you. Let me tell you, in fact, being a woman is also good, and you don't have to care about other people's thoughts at all. And I can introduce a professional hospital to you. Believe me, the technology inside is absolutely professional and will not leave you psychological trauma.
"Get out, get out of here. When did I say that I wanted to be a woman, you perverted and dirty-minded guy? After listening to Liu Jianyun's strange words, Zhang Daxing resisted the impulse to run away and kicked Liu Jianyun away. "You son of a bitch, I tell you that I am an orthodox man. I used to be, now, in the future, and will always be. I don't have that messy idea."
"Ah, oh... you don't want to be a woman anymore? Then why do you still say yourself..." After saying that, Liu Jianyun also put an arc on his chest and looked at Zhang Daxing with an eye that you knew.
"Damn, I'm really defeated by you. I mean, today is fine. My heart is as good as the weather. But what's wrong with this? I really don't know why you think of that.
"Alas! So I was wrong. It really scared me. What do you mean by that? Why is it so obscene?"
"Hey hey hey." Zhang Daxing smiled, secretly approached Liu Jianyun, and then said obscenely, "Lao Yun, I just told you that you and I are a brother. Don't tell anyone else. Tell you that this is definitely a secret, a big secret." Zhang Daxing said mysteriously.
"Secret? A big secret?"
"Hey, let me tell you, today, yes, you're right, it's today. Li Shuang, the first beauty of our school, is also the second master of our school and the second beauty of our school. At the same time, the third master of our school, will go to the Golden Hotel, the best restaurant nearby, for dinner? Zhang Daxing said with an excited face.
Liu Jianyun asked doubtfully, "Uh-huh. What else?"
"What else? I'm done."
"Are you done? Is it really over?" That's right. Can't you believe my words?" Zhang Daxing replied depressedly.
However, Liu Jianyun was more depressed at this time and counterattacked without showing weakness: "After saying so much, it's none of your business?"
"Is this none of my business? Think about it, the two most beautiful women in school went out to eat today. Because they are good-looking and temperamental, and the key is that they are so excellent that there must be many admirers. Of course, not all admirers can be as excellent as me. In this case, those admirers are definitely not worthy of other beautiful women. Maybe he will have extreme abnormal psychology because of extreme admiration but extreme inferiority, and want to kidnap these two beautiful women. You said that just when these lawbreakers wanted to plot evil, I suddenly appeared and a hero to save the United States and put down those lawbreakers. Do you think there is any reason not to fall into the arms of those two beauties because of extreme admiration for me? From then on, I can hold the hands of two beautiful women and cross the Superman Academy, and then countless beautiful girls came to ask me to sign autographs, and countless juniors admired me to ask me to teach them how to teach their sisters. Hahaha..."
"Are you right?" Zhang Daxing turned around and asked, but found that Liu Jianyun had fallen down and looked asleep, which made him start to think secretly: Is it so fascinating? They all fell asleep. Maybe it was because they admired me too much and were stunned by my unparalleled light? Well, it is possible that a handsome person like me will more or less exude such a little charming charm, haha.
"In this case, I have to prepare well and prepare for my handsome appearance in the evening, hahahaha..." Zhang Daxing turned around gracefully, shook his hair, and then pretended to walk away with the legendary eight steps.
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"A tough life doesn't need to be explained. Come on, Lao Yun, let our life be tougher. Just tonight, you will be proud of your decision to follow me. Let's go, let's take the best girl together. Hahaha..." In the evening, Zhang Daxing couldn't wait to take Liu Jianyun out to the Golden Hotel.
As soon as they arrived at the Golden Hotel, they directly found a seat near the door. According to Zhang Daxing's words, the reason for sitting in this position is to surprise the two beautiful women, so that they can see their handsome faces as soon as they enter the door, so that they can feel refreshed.
Before Liu Jianyun sat down, Zhang Daxing mysteriously leaned over.
"Lao Yun, learn to talk about technology. The most taboo thing about being a girl is blindness. You should know that different girls have different personalities. The method that suits this girl may not be suitable for that girl. Take these two girls tonight as an example. They have a lot of capital, so they are very Arrogant, and for this arrogant type, we should establish a strong existence in their hearts. For example, hero saving beauty is one of the means to establish a strong existence. In this way, they will follow you with all their heart. Even if you drive them away, they won't leave. Hey"
"Real?"
Liu Jianyun was still struggling with the slow progress of the realm. Today, he wanted to continue to practice his mental strength in the dormitory, but he didn't expect to be pulled out by Zhang Daxing, the pervert, so he replied absent-mindedly.
"That's not yet." Zhang Daxing said proudly. Speaking of my sister, I can't say it's a generation of masters. Up, 40-year-old women, down, down, 10-year-old girls, can be said to be killed by all ages, with mercy everywhere. Well, for the future sexual welfare of male compatriots, I also specially wrote a book Thirty-Six Tas to Pick up girls.
"Thirty-six tricks for picking up girls?" I don't know whether it was Zhang Daxing's obscene voice or the obscene content of the conversation that attracted the attention of others. Immediately, several fat men next to him squeezed over and asked obscenely, "Hello, classmates. I'm Pang Haihai. You two are my good brothers Wang Dapang and Wang Xiaopang. They are two brothers. Hey, brother, I just heard what you said about "Thirty-six tricks for picking up girls". Can you teach us? Brother, you also know how to pick up girls like the figure of our three brothers. With that, the fat sea man actually began to cry to Zhang Daxing with a runny and tears. It seemed that it was indeed quite bitter and tragic. It must be the expression of the person who was discriminated against and frustrated in the world.
"No wonder you are so fat. Is there fat in the original name? It seems that it's better for me to name my son in the future. Liu Jianyun looked at the fat sea and the two brothers Wang Dapang, then raised his head and thought for a while, and then suddenly realized that he said.
Seeing that the three fat seas were really interested in their Thirty-Six Tricks to Pick Up Girl, Zhang Daxing suddenly became energetic and ignored Liu Jianyun. He stood up, raised his head, looked at the three people with the remnants of the corners of his eyes, and said proudly.
"Hey, do you want to pick up a girl? Do you want to pick up a good girl? Are you still worried about how to pick up girls? Are you still worried about how to pick up girls? Then buy Thirty-Six Tas to Pick up girls. Thirty-six tricks to pick up girls tells the story of thirty-six kinds of women, 108 kinds of profound techniques and more than 3,000 classic examples of pick-and-sking girls. As long as you buy this book and get rid of the first song, it will not be a dream to take the girl world. Please believe me, and please also believe that the masterpiece of the girl world "Thirty-Six Tas" in the sister world. With it, you will have hope and a lot of beautiful girls, ah ha ha..."
Looking at Zhang Daxing's appearance of pretending to be B, a trace of fine light suddenly flashed in the eyes of the three fat seas and said yearningly, "Really? Is this really true? It's unbelievable, isn't it?"
"Of course, those who believe in me, Zhang Daxing will live forever. Oh yeah..."
"Well, we all want to buy it. How much is one? Let's buy three." Fat Dahai decided to risk his own future.
"Hmm. It's not expensive or expensive. One book is 30,000 yuan, and three books are 90,000 yuan. I'll give you a discount of 80,000 yuan. *Seventy-five, sw, give me a whole one, 70,000 yuan."
"Bum."
After listening to Zhang Daxing's calculation, the three fat fat men fell to the ground in an instant. After a while, the three stood up again with difficulty and hesitated for a long time. The fat sea finally gritted his teeth and said to Zhang Daxing, "Okay, I'll buy it, but I can't give you the money until tomorrow night."
"Okay, come to 907, 13th Floor, Area F of Superman College tomorrow. Give money with one hand and give the goods with the other.
"Well, okay. Hey hey, after the discussion, Fat Sea left in a hurry with Wang Xiaopang, probably going to raise money.
This can't help but make Liu Jianyun secretly funny: Isn't it enough for three people to buy one? Why do you have to buy one per person? Isn't that a waste of money?
"Look. Coming, the frost beauty Li Shuang and the demon girl Gu Weiwei are coming. Look at it." Zhang Daxing, with a calm face, suddenly stood up and gasped, interrupting Liu Jianyun's thoughts.
Liu Jianyun followed the sound and looked at it. His hands are like soft, his skin is like condensed fat, his collar is like a cily, his teeth are like a rhinoceros, his head and eyebrows are like a moth, and his eyes are looking forward to it. He is full of sinking fish and falling geese, and he is ashamed to close the moon and flowers.