jie chi zhe

Chapter 91 Parade

"150 plus achievement is the first threshold of this qualification." Aken added.

Zhang Fan nodded, stroked his fingers to string Buddha beads, and whispered a Buddha. Then he asked Aken, "Do you think there is anything else to explain when you go to Maoshan tomorrow?"

Aken thought for a moment, then calculated and said, "It's a blessing, not a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided!" I have nothing to do. I'm used to the green wing fortune and the world of discipliners. Instead, the fortune in this real world is much lower than that in the world of the precepters. I'm afraid it will have any impact. I arranged a few lessons, and something happened, but it was by no means a good thing. It all seems to have something to do with you. Blessings and misfortunes depend on the front line of life and death! It's not good!"

Zhang Fan smiled indifferently and said, "Blessings rely on misfortunes, and misfortunes lie down on blessings. The scene of the holder is so dangerous that we have all come here. Is there anything else that can't be passed in the real world? There is no war here!"

Aken shook his head, as if he had doubts in his heart, but he couldn't make it clear. I think you may face a big test in this real world. The three basic abilities of the two people in our team have broken through the 150 mark. Something will happen. You are the captain of the team, and your luck is lower than mine. This disaster is inevitable!"

Zhang Fan smiled and did not answer. He closed his eyes slightly and recited Buddha in a low voice. The colorful light flashes outside the body. Aken looked at another confusion. At this moment, as if under the influence of the Buddha's light, the black dog made a "woo" sound in its mouth and gradually seemed to wake up.

"Wang, what is this place? In the temple? What's going on? Why did the Black Tiger come to the Bodhisattva? The black dog got up and roared at the Buddha's case twice. Turning his head and seeing Jed spinning around, he asked, "Why are you here?" I can tell you to be honest with your master and don't do anything in my jurisdiction. Don't think that he has spiritual protection, I can't touch him! By the way, what's wrong with so many Buddhas and Bodhisattvas when you came out of the temple? The Buddha's light is so heavy that I can't stand it.

Aken smiled and raised his hand and patted the black dog's head. The black dog was shocked and quickly turned around, "Is that you?! What the hell is wrong with me? Why haven't you left yet?" Looking up and seeing Zhang Fan again, he shouted, "Wang, how have you changed?! Last night, he was still an ordinary spiritualist. Why is he a practitioner now? It's still a Buddhist!"

"Wang, Black Tiger doesn't like Buddhist practitioners the most. It always makes the golden light and makes the Black Tiger very uncomfortable. Wang! Stay away from me!" The black dog roared loudly.

"You monster, beware of our Master Zhang Fan and take you away." Aken laughed.

"What?! Why did you accept me? I'm the inspector of this film, a meritorious demon. Who can accept me? I have also dealt with a lot of grievances! Guarding this side of peace, the Qingliang Temple King Kong split Bodhisattva also praised me! Why do you accept me? We need to collect the pheasants and casino in the red light district in the east, and collect those harmful goblins and resentful ghosts!"

Aken smiled and coaxed it mysteriously: "Think about it, did you do something bad? Otherwise, how can you be under the Buddha statue of the town here? Buddhas and Bodhisattvas never wrong good demons.

"I..." The black tiger was a little with it at that time: "I just had a few times with the little flowers in Building 56. She is an ordinary dog. My Black Tiger saw her as her blessing. Many bitches wanted to be nice to me, but she was not very happy. I forced her. Does Xiaohua have any problem after the event? Did she go to sue me? No, it was fine with me last night. Won't you turn your face so soon?"

"Think again? What else?" Aken is a good inducement.

"Ah, don't you think I went to the disco to pick up girls with Huang Daxian once. Who did you tell? Did Huang Daxian force me to play with her, or did she transform me, otherwise how could I get in? The black girl also went there, and there were several parades in the neighboring community. Why did you catch me alone?

Zhang Fan couldn't help laughing and didn't dare to squeak. He listened to the stupid dog. Animals are animals. Even if they open their intelligence, they are still animals, and their IQ is just a little bit.

"You just stay here and reflect on yourself. In a couple of days, we will ask the Bodhisattva to let you go." Aken held back his smile and said seriously.

"How can that work? I still have a patrol mission. Black girl and that lazy dog, if I don't show up, I will definitely be lazy! At that time, let the bold ghosts at the gate of the community break in, and there will be a big trouble! Even if nothing happens, the impact is not good!" Although Black Tiger has some minor problems, he is still quite loyal to his duties.

"It's okay. I'll explain them for you. Tell me what they look like and the route or location of the event. You reflect that nothing will happen these two days. Aken took over the matter for some reason.

"Of course it's okay to have you enlighteners, but can you really help me cruise? There are also practitioners. That's not a big deal. You must tell them that I, the Black Tiger, are not here. Don't be lazy! Or I'll go back and bite off their ears!" The black tiger repeatedly explained.

"Don't worry, we will take care of both of them for you. Make your own confession to the Bodhisattva. Explain all the bad things you have done to the Bodhisattva. Don't hide them! Jed will supervise you!" Aken couldn't help laughing. Jed on one side actually cooperated with "Wow!" He shouted twice, and then stretched out his tongue, as if it was funny.

Aken asked in detail about the haunting location of the two little demons on the parade, and then took off a bell on the neck of the black tiger as a token. Then he took Zhang Fan out. Let Green Wing rest by himself before leaving. Leave the dog alone.

As soon as they went out, the two ran downstairs, and then laughed loudly, only until tears flowed out, and their stomachs were so painful that they had to hold the wall. Aken, a bitch, said such a big nonsense in front of the Bodhisattva, but he didn't see any gray karma smoke falling. Zhang Fan was very strange.

After making trouble, things still have to be done, otherwise there will be a really bold ghost to break into the community, what will happen? I'm afraid it's difficult for two people to bear this responsibility.

According to the words of the black tiger, the two came to the back door of the community. There are few people here, which is the key place for these two parade demons. In the secluded place outside the back door, several strange black shadows floated, as if they wanted to come to the community.

Zhang Fan Aken came here, the bell in his hand rang, and several shadows at the door dispersed. Obviously, he was quite afraid. A big shadow in the corner of the door swayed out, and a soft "meow-" on a tree next to the back door, and a black and thin cat jumped down silently. Light green eyes. It shines with strange light.

The big black shadow turned out to be a very fat golden retriever, walking with a swaying and fat flesh. He said rudely, " boss, why did you come here? We have circled several times. Did you go on a desert to find Xiaohua again? As I was talking, I looked around and saw that except for two spiritualists, I didn't find the black tiger. "Huh, where's the boss? You won't take shape again, will you? Is Huang Daxian also here? Today, I can go out to open my eyes again. This time, it was agreed that the black girl would stay to look after the house, and I would go out to get some air.

"You lazy dog, you only know how to eat, sleep and eat every day. Do my black girl help you cruise less often? If you are on duty every night, I will turn around for you, and you will squat at this back door and take a nap!" The black cat named Black Girl jumped over and said, "Meow, meow!" The fat golden retriever.

The golden retriever suddenly sucked his nose, "No, they are not the boss! It's human! Wang! What the hell are you?! Why do you have a black tiger bell in your hand?!" The golden retriever roared loudly, grinning with fierce eyes.

"Mium!" The black cat also jumped on the tree, and its pale green eyes were full of hostility. The black hair is upright, the back is arched, and it looks like an attack!

"Munderstanding and misunderstanding." Aken quickly showed a harmless smile and explained loudly: "I'm a human friend you Black Tiger boss used to know, and this is Jed's master. Jed, do you know that dog? Your Black Tiger boss has a rural relative coming today. He is going to accompany him, so he entrusted us to send a letter on his behalf to let you work harder tonight and work well for him.

"Relatives in the countryside? Is that stinky dog coming up again? Doesn't the black tiger hate it? He said that he loves to eat shit. I saw others pooping and licking people's assholes in the countryside. That guy is really disgusting. Why did the black tiger boss go with him? The golden retriever relaxed and asked doubtfully, "Hey, the black tiger must have gone to Xiaohua again and lied to us to accompany our relatives, this guy! One day, I will be caught and beaten by the fierce woman, the owner of Xiaohua!"

After saying that, he narrowed his eyes and thought nonsense: "But Xiaohua's figure is really amazing. The smell under the tail is really good!" He looks intoxicated.

"I'm dizzy!" Zhang Fan looked at this dog-like fat guy. Why is this dog and human being virtuous?

"Cut." The black cat on the tree looked down on: "No one of you males is a good thing! All I know is to jump on it! There is no quality at all."

"You are black and thin. No male cat wants you. Be an old cat for a lifetime." The Golden Retriever revealed the black girl's old bottom without showing weakness: "I still want to seduce the 16 buildings of Yali, hum! He is an American foreign cat who drinks milk every day. How can he fall in love with you, a wild cat that rummaged through the trash can and eats dead fish!"

"Meow!" The black girl was enraged and jumped down from the tree. The black figure shook in front of the golden retriever, and his right claw grabbed the fat golden retriever's nose fiercely! Zhang Fan Aken, who was fast, couldn't keep up.

The claw was about to catch the golden retriever's nose, but a light yellow air wall floated in front of the golden retriever, blocking the black claws. The air wall was scratched by a claw, but the golden retriever also won the time and hit it fiercely. I want to hit the black cat with a big heel and then jump on it to deal with it...