6 heirloom. Spring in the bathroom

Liu Zhiping returned to his home in Kong Lingwen's BMW. As a result, as soon as he looked at the door, he saw that his father was still reading at night, reading several yellow ancient books! Liu Zhiping has always been careless and knocked on the door fiercely: "Wake up, old man! Your daughter-in-law is here!

He was stabbed fiercely by Kong Lingwen: "It's rude. Pay attention in the future!" Then Kong Lingwen smiled and said, "Auncle. Lingwen is here. I didn't buy any fruit today. I'm sorry!"

I don't know that the old man, who has always been serious, also joked: "What else do you need to bring? Isn't bringing your beautiful daughter-in-law back the best gift? But it would be better if you came with your lovely grandson! Haha!"

Kong Lingwen immediately lowered her head, blushed like a ripe apple, and whispered, "Auncle, I'm tired and asleep." He ran into the guest room like a rabbit. As soon as Liu Zhiping wanted to follow, he was grabbed by his father by the collar and grabbed him like a chicken: "Son! You are also in a hurry. Have you got the marriage certificate? Don't scare Lingwen. It's midnight! Come on, give this bracelet to Lingwen, which is the heirloom of our Liu family's daughter-in-law from generation to generation!"

Liu Zhiping smelled a strange fragrance and couldn't help but curiously pick up this strange bracelet. I don't know what kind of strange wood the bracelet is made of! Unexpectedly, the strange fragrance came to my nose, and I heard my father's endless explanation: "If you want to say that our family heirloom is very old! It was left by Lao Zihua! It's a valuable treasure! If you don't believe it, can you see if it's there? Three thousand Laozi Avenue, turning Hu into a Buddha!? This bracelet... huh? Kid, why are you sleeping?"

Liu Zhiping rubbed his eyes and smiled bitterly: "Dad! I beg you not to be so ashamed, okay? There are 3,000 Laozi Avenue on this bracelet, and the word Hu is turned into Buddha, but that's a simplified Chinese character! Originally, this bracelet was very fragrant and a treasure. If you have to engrave a few simplified characters to impersonate antiques, you can only use them as handicrafts! You are a professor in the Chinese department of the university. Isn't it embarrassing to go here? Fortunately, it smells good. I'll take it first."

How can the old man admit defeat? He roared: "You ignorant boy! Simplified Chinese and vernacular Chinese are available in the Tang Dynasty! After I tell you that our family is the emperor of the Later Han Dynasty, the genealogy can be traced to the Later Han Emperor Liu Yuan! It was handed down at that time! Is there still a fake!? Fortunately, you still learn Chinese, and you still don't know the era when simplified Chinese characters appeared? You..."

Liu Zhiping really can't do anything about the old man: "Okay, all right! I had simplified Chinese characters in those years, didn't I? In ancient times, simplified characters were used as commercial advertisements! How can there be jewelry in simplified Chinese characters!? It's twelve o'clock!"

Liu Zhiping slept soundly wearing bracelets, but he didn't know that the middle-aged man who thought he was his master, but his face was pale and spit blood. The flat sky crown was crooked, and the golden light spread into the sky curtain. There were only three people left. The yellow dragon inside was also dark and almost turned into a white dragon.

Finding that he could not break through the blockade of Laozi's Hu bracelet with all his magic power, he couldn't help cursing: "Laozi Avenue is three thousand. Turn Hu into a Buddha's bracelet! No wonder I can't control this body! Otherwise, kill the goblin named Kong Lingwen! Those two evil sons will not be born! Send Liu Zhiping back to the world, and it will be unbelievable! The ancient holy emperor who carried out the last disaster of immortals! Open all laws are empty, the ancient holy emperor of the end of the Dharma era! The last ancient emperor! Are you going to be trapped to death in this small world? Laozi, although you are a saint. But if you stop the ancient emperor from coming to the world, you dare to end the cause and effect of this day! ............”

A middle-aged man tried all kinds of magic power and magical powers. After all, he couldn't control Liu Zhiping's body at night as usual. He sighed for a long time, and his eyes were full of unwillingness. A tear flowed down from his sharp eyes like an eagle...

The next morning, Liu Zhiping and Kong Lingwen got their marriage certificates and secretly bought some clothes to go back to Kong Lingwen's villa where they lived. Before they got on the car, Liu Zhiping's phone rang. As soon as Liu Zhiping answered, he heard a voice full of wine: "Brother Ping, you didn't take down your sister-in-law last night!" He was scared away! Didn't you get dumped by your angry sister-in-law?"

Xiang Liuyuan's bitchy voice sounded, and Liu Zhiping scolded angrily: "Rad mouth, what kind of bullshit do you have? But I'm charming. Your sister-in-law not only didn't blame me, but also married me! I still have to accompany my wife! Bye!" Liu Yuan was stunned on the phone: "Brother Ping's charm is endless! Congratulations! It's just that you study hard to be a rich husband's homework!"

Liu Zhiping said impatiently, "What should I learn? Cooking? I can't catch up with Kong Lingwen's cooking all my life! Um, I see. Do you mean that I should learn business management to help her manage her business? But they have special top managers! You don't need me!"

Xiang Liuyuan's cheap voice sounded: "The sun's! Brother Ping, are you too muscular to take all the blood out of your brain!? Of course, how to make girls sexually blessed! It's not that I'm talking about you. It's not that you're in good health. You have to have skills to make your heart human nature happy and human nature bless marriage! Besides this, what else can you give to Kong Lingwen? If you want money, you don't have power!"

Liu Zhiping felt reasonable, but he couldn't let go of his self-esteem and shouted, "I'm not a duck. Learn from that."

Xiang Liuyuan also shouted, "You are confused. Is this thing different from cooking to please girls? Put away your boring self-esteem! But it's hard to say. Some girls like their boyfriends to be tougher and masculine! If Kong Lingwen is of this type, you will be so happy! ...."

Kong Lingwen, who blushed as soon as she entered the room, scolded, "Liu Zhiping!!! What did you say to Xiang Liuyuan!? What duck? It's a mess!? I warn you not to use those strange things on me! Well..."

Liu Zhiping already had experience of getting along with Kong Lingwen. He knew that she pretended to be fierce because of her face. In fact, she was a cute sheep and did not answer. It was just a long kiss, which made Kong Lingwen dizzy. When she woke up, she found that she was carried to the bathroom door.

The poor little sheep suddenly stepped back a few steps, pressed against the wall, stiffly, and stared at Liu Zhiping: "What are you going to do? Don't come here, or..." As a result, Liu Zhiping pinched his nose: "I got the marriage certificate! Of course, take a mandarin duck bath!

Kong Lingwen lowered her head with a red face and stammering and said, "Zhiping, can you give me some time to get used to it psychologically?" How did the poor sheep know that her poor appearance was seen through by Liu Zhiping: I didn't expect Lingwen to really like strong men! He reached out and hugged Kong Lingwen and blew into her snow-white ears and said in her ear:

"Didn't you say it yesterday? You give yourself a bow as a gift, and be virtuous and virtuous... Well, there is a bow on the back of your dress today! It looks like you..."

Liu Zhiping's crazy words made Kong Lingwen dizzy. Finally, he was carried into the bathroom by Liu Zhiping and washed the mandarin duck bath in a daze.