77 Kunlun scandal, outer disciple
Zhu Youjian doesn't believe it: "You say you are a human being, and you are a human being!" You see, you are slender and long, with a layer of insect skin outside. There are no hands and feet, only a head that looks like a human, although you can speak human language! There are hundreds of puppet ghosts and monsters in the world of Xiuzhen! Are they all people? The most important thing is that if you are a human, there is also Yuanying in Yuanying. What kind of skill is this? If you don't understand, I will send you to Shennongding to stew slowly. When it's cooked, I'll let a few famous Cantonese chefs cook you and eat you! Although you don't look very delicious, several famous Cantonese chefs are good at cooking bugs..."
The parasite in the so-called Yuanying was so scared that his body was soft. You are cruel! What else is Shennong Ding's Chinese slow stew? That is, the golden immortals in heaven are sent to the Shennong tripod unless they escape. If you really want to carry it, you can't stand it for long, not to mention that I'm a Yuanying! He shouted in horror, "Your Highness, I am made of small armor! Now take it off. Look, I'm really human.
The armor similar to the skin of insects was broken, and the fragments were everywhere. Zhu Youjian took a closer look=== It turned out to be a Taoist Yuanying! What's strange is that he hasn't run naked without the skin of this bug! However, there was only a close-fitting trousers left, which could not protect the place. The Taoist priest had enough money and could not cover it with his hands. With the small body, with an embarrassed expression, Zhu Youjian didn't laugh!
However, for this strange and cunning guy, Zhu Youjian knew that he could not give him a good look and sank his face: "You ran away again. Take out more things in exchange for your life! Watch for yourself!"
The parasite in Yuanying knew that Zhu Youjian would no longer be careless this time and couldn't escape, so he had to shrink and tell the truth: "Your Highness, I'm a Kunlun disciple, and my name is Bitter Bamboo! ....”
Before he finished speaking, Zhu Youjian was furious and spit on his face: "There has been no bitter people in Kunlun for thousands of years! Do you dare to pretend to be a Kunlun disciple? Come on! Send Shennong Ding Chinese fire slow stew..."
As soon as Bitter Bamboo saw Zhu Youjian, he was not afraid of the scary reputation of Kunlun disciples at all. If he really wanted to take the Shennong Ding, he didn't dare to play tricks anymore. He knelt on the ground and kowtowed and said, "Your Highness, I'm really a Kunlun disciple!" It's just a so-called hidden disciple who does dirty work! It's good for the world to practice Taoism, worry-free and happy! Bah! Those are the sons and grandchildren of those powerful people in the sect - that is, the second generation of officials! No matter how well-qualified this ordinary disciple is, he has to rely on his skin to take the marriage route! Otherwise, no matter how much credit you have made, no matter how good your qualifications are, it's useless. No matter how good your qualifications are, they have countless elixirs to help you. No matter how hard you work hard you to cultivate in the small world where your parents change time! Unless you are reincarnated as a big man, you will fight for nothing! But in this era, you can take the marriage route only by skin? Bah! You have to be good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and women have to cook and dance, and even ** kung fu! So our disciples are suffering! The world looked at us who are all good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and thought how could we be free! In fact, it's the same as being a duck! It's ridiculous to cover up this fact, and there are some third-rate skills about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting! Taoism is for soaring, alchemy, swallowing breath, and refining magic weapons. Who has nothing to do those vassal and elegant things! Poor me, bamboo, piano, chess and painting are all-inclusive ** kung fu, but I am a little short, but this beautiful young man was ignored, and finally became a so-called hidden disciple who did dirty work!"
Zhu Youjian nodded: "I understand, do you feel that the sect secretly learned evil skills and apostate?"
Bitter bamboo still has a bitter face: "This is not a third-rate novel of freehand **. Kunlun is a decent school. If you pick up this evil skill casually, you will get Kunlun's skills? There is really such a magical skill, but I'm afraid that there have been sects and decent sects to fight against the evil way! Will you still hide half dead like now? Besides, those so-called evil sects are not very good, but they are darker than Kunlun! Any slightly beautiful man and woman who are not played by the master's brother and sister are almost familiar with it! It will even be supplemented! Otherwise, it will be half a year to enter the evil sect and ten years topped the brothel! I'm just stupid and cute. As soon as I picked up this "Great Soul Refinement Sutra" and saw its great power, I secretly practiced it. How could I know that this was Kunlun's trap? I just had a small achievement detained by the law enforcement elders of the sect and forced me to join this hidden disciple! Bah! Later, I learned what evil trolls were, 90% of whom were hidden disciples of the so-called famous and decent people who did dirty work! Since Liu Bowen killed the dragon, the spiritual veins of heaven and earth have declined. They don't rely on the so-called evil skills to collect ghosts and transform them into Taoist immortal elixir aura or something, but also cultivate a bird! However, I will tell the truth. The so-called evil skills were actually handed down by the famous ancient ancestors. I heard that in order to save precious elixirs, there are many immortals in the sky who send mount disciples down to collect souls for demons! This so-called decent family is also black!"
Zhu Youjian was shocked. As a modern young man, he also fantasized about becoming an immortal. He traveled to the end of the Ming Dynasty and saw that the cultivation sect killed thousands of people like dogs for himself. How could he imagine that these sanctimonous practitioners were so dirty, but they were also the law of the jungle and had no friendship with no friendship. I can't help saying, "It won't be like this. Famous decent people always need face!" It doesn't matter?"
Kuzhuzi smiled bitterly: "Your Highness Xinwang, let me tell you that the famous family is decent and strict. Only when you are accepted by the true disciples with Taoism can you be regarded as a formal inner disciple and walk outside. What is not selected is the so-called foreign disciple. If you are like a prisoner, you can't leave the mountain! Who knows! Even if Kunlun is a righteous sect, every year there are female foreign disciples who don't know the rules and refuse to accompany the disciples of the inner door to "cultivate" and are harmed by the so-called evil way!? This unspoken rule is about to become a clear rule! It's just that everyone has this virtue. Big brother, don't talk about the second brother, just don't say it!"
The bitter bamboo finally smiled: "Actually, what about His Royal Highness, the so-called inner disciple? Kunlun's elder round Taoist robbed 100,000 souls from me, condensed all kinds of blood beads, and reshaping his two hearts and livers. Hey, who doesn't know that when reshaping the body for others, he will leave a back door. The man was psychologically hinted, afraid he is as obedient as a sheep? The Yuanyuan Taoist still pretended to be serious and never touched those two sweethearts. However, those beautiful female disciples were taken as preparatory disciples by the Yuanyuan Taoist. Everyone knows the tricks here!"
Zhu Youjian listened to reshape his body and would be calculated, but he remembered that he was also born with sacrifice. He couldn't help sweating profusely: "Bitter bamboo, if there is any risk of taking away others, will there be a possibility of being calculated!"