Chapter 1 Tianbang Duo
"Brother Tian, our Tianbang hasn't acted for more than ten days. There are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys are called kings. If you don't go out to exercise your muscles and bones, I'm afraid those young people in the mountains will turn against the sky again!"
The little fat man Chopin's round fat face was full of cheap smiles and stabbed Xiao Tian with his fleshy elbow. This guy is so fat that even his elbows, which can't be meaty at all.
Xiao Tian hummed sullenly and ignored him.
It is the beautiful weather in spring. The sky is as blue as water, there is no wind in the valley, and several dog-tail grasses are standing on the grass.
Chopin picked up a dog tail grass, put the grass root in his mouth, lay on his back on the green grass, and squinted at the white clouds in the sky: "Brother Tian, if we don't take action again, the world will be really in chaos! Don't blame me for not reminding you then!"
Xiao Tian also plucked a blade of grass and learned from the fat man to lie down: "There will be a spring test next month. Are you still in the mood to hunt?"
That's right. There are two people in the fat man's mouth. The master and deputy master are Xiao Tian and Chopin respectively.
The name of the gang comes from the names of the two people. Xiao Tiantian and Chopin's gang are called Tianbang together.
The so-called action of Tianbang is to use homemade bows and arrows to shoot some pheasants and hares, sell them for a small amount of money, and then save them as funds in the gang.
Occasionally, the two of them were greedy and also barbecued the prey on the backy hillside. The fat man called this private work.
However, the two of Tianbang rarely do private work. Fatty has an almost paranoid hobby of money. His favorite thing is to count money, and his favorite thing is to save money.
In the eyes of the fat man, it is a great sin to eat the prey by himself.
The correct way should be to turn the prey into yellow copper money, and then change the copper money into white silver.
Of course, Tianbang also had a big action. After each action, Xiao Tian and the fat man were mostly blue and their faces were swollen and their faces were covered with blood. Once the fat man's side bone was broken and they lay in ** for three months.
Xiao Tian remembered this and turned his face to the other side - he didn't want the fat man to see the tears in his eyes.
The fat man lay comfortably on the grass, and his round face wrinkled into a ball of meat in the sun: "What does the spring test have to do with me? Even if I measure the elemental power, there is no elemental formula in my house. It's not that you don't know how rare the elemental formula is. I'm not as good as yours. There is a ready-made elemental formula at home!"
Xiao Tian chewed the root of the dog's tail grass, and the bitter juice flowed into his mouth along the corners of his mouth. He only felt bitter to his heart: "What's the use of my family's elemental formula? It's just a low-level elemental formula. Besides, in case I don't have elemental power..."
Xiao Tian didn't dare to think about it - what would happen to his father if he didn't have elemental power? His mother died early, and his father put all his hopes on himself. If he didn't have elemental power, he couldn't imagine how disappointed his father would be.
"I don't know anything else. If you don't have elemental power, Sister Lei Shuang can only marry Wang Lei!" The fat man suddenly sat up and said, "Brother Tian! You must have elemental power. I don't want Sister Lei Shuang to marry Wang Lei. Sister Lei Shuang will be the wife of the Heavenly Gang in the future!"
What does this little kid think all day? Xiao Tian was speechless and knocked on the fleshy and elastic head fiercely.
The day of the spring test is coming soon.
In the valley in early spring, a breeze brushed the willow trees that had just pulled out their tender leaves. The willow branches swayed slightly, and several small yellow flowers timidly poked their heads out of the Asakusa. The slope on the south side of the valley is relatively slow, with some Evergreen trees, and a large area of artificial flat ground on the half of the slope. The yellow wild flowers on the flat ground are blooming, and a tombstone stands in the middle of the flowers.
Xiao Tian held a column of incense in his hands, worshipped three times, and inserted the incense in front of his mother's tomb.
He prayed secretly in his heart: "Mother, you have blessed me to succeed in the test in the spirit of heaven, so that my father and I will no longer be discriminated against. Let me and Shuang'er..."
Lei Shuang poked his head from behind the tree and looked around. He came on tiptoe and ran gently. He stretched out his hands to cover his eyes. His soft and delicate hands, warm fragrance, Xiao Tian's face was hot, and he said helplessly, "Shuanger..."
"You guys are so boring that you can't guess a few more times?"
Lei Shuang wore a light green dress, and his head seemed to be a little taller than him. On his snow-white melon seed face, a pair of violet eyes were crystal clear.
Xiao Tian said, "No one came here to find me except you and the fat man. Do you want me to guess you as fat?"
"No, I don't want to be like that fat man!"
"Who are you talking about, who are you talking about?" The fat man's face appeared behind the tomb, wearing a straw ring on his round head.
"Ah!" A man suddenly appeared behind the tomb, which scared Lei Shuang. When she saw that it was a dead fat man Xiao Tian, she couldn't help but be angry. Two beautiful light eyebrows twisted: "Dead fat man! How dare you scare me and watch me deal with you!"
She was about to bypass to beat the fat man, and the fat man also made a leg-pumping posture and fled. Xiao Tian stopped: "Well, Shuanger, how about I guess again?"
Xiao Tian's gentle words seemed to be magical. Lei Shuang stopped, and his beautiful little nose wrinkled and said anangryly, "Next time, it's too fake to guess again now!!"
She put a bunch of small yellow flowers in her hand in front of Xiao's mother's tomb, lifted her skirt and knelt down, and muttered, "Aunmother, you want to bless Brother Tian and let him test the first in the city! If it really doesn't work, the second one is also good!"
The fat man also knelt down and kowtowed, and the grass ring on his head fluctuated with the ups and downs of his body: "Yes, yes, auntie, if you want to bless him, you must be the first, so that our heavenly gang will emerge!"
The fat man's round little eyes looked at Lei Shuang kneeling next to him and didn't say a word: "Lei Shuang can be our master's wife, and Wang Lei's group of guys can no longer bully Brother Tian!"
Xiao Tian shook his head helplessly and smiled bitterly: there are 300,000 people in Leiwang City, and there are more than 20,000 teenagers participating in the spring test. First place? It's good to be in the top 100!
Lei Shuang bowed, stood up and pulled him away: "Hurry up, we are both in line this morning!"
The fat man smiled and said, "I wish you success, and I won't go!"
"Oh, you really don't want to go!"
Xiao Tian turned around and shouted, allowing the girl to take his hand and leave.
The fat man smiled: How can he not go? As long as there is a chance, he will go! It's just that I don't want to be such a fat light.
He suddenly became very worried about Uncle Xiao, so what should he do? Should I follow Brother Tian and Lei Shuang, or pretend not to go like myself?
Behind him, a breeze blew through the bouquet in front of the tomb, and the small yellow flowers trembled slightly.