Chapter 10 The fat man is going on his honeymoon
Wu Yi smiled, sat in the chair and greeted Liang Jucai: "Okay, Uncle Cai, don't be polite, you can also sit down!"
Hearing the legend that the 300-year-old man in front of him called himself Uncle Cai, Liang Jucai was shocked: "Your excellency, just call me Xiao Cai. It's a shame to call Uncle Cai."
"Ha ha, I call you Xiaocai, doesn't it look like I'm old?"
Listening to the old monster's relaxed tone, Liang Jucai also relaxed inexplicably, and the cold sweat that had just been scared by Zhao Liu also disappeared.
Black Qiao was not as easy as Wu Yi. He frowned and asked in a low voice, "No news from Chopin?"
"No, even Prince Luobing has no news." Liang Jucai answered concisely without adding his own speculation. In front of these two old monsters, it's better not to show their insignificant experience.
Wu Yi glanced at Hei Qiao lazily and said in a casual tone, "Old man, you are too nervous. Do you really think that the fat man has been a vegetarian outside for so many years?" Smiling, he said in a joking tone, "Can vegetarian eat so fat?"
Black Joe was relaxed by what he said and sat down on the chair. Liang Jucai looked at the two ancestors sitting down and hurriedly poured tea for the two ancestors.
Tianjiao adheres to the tradition of auction every day, and the tea he drinks is also a bargain of one catty of silver coins. Liang Jucai looked at the tea bag, blushed and said it was not good. He complained to the two old guys and trotted to the VIP room to get the tea for the guests.
Wu Yi laughed and said, "Look, look, he doesn't know that we have been drinking this kind of god-respecting tea in recent years. Do you think a guy who can make us both drink this kind of tea honestly and work hard to give him free disciples can suffer losses in Luo Mu's hands? Don't worry!"
Hei Qiao finally showed a smile on his face, but he didn't mind that the tea was not good. He got up and washed the teacup, made two cups of tea, handed a cup to Wu Yi first, and then sat down and smiled, "It doesn't matter if he gets into trouble. Even if he cuts off Luo Mu's child's arms and legs or something, as long as I'm here, he can find a way to get him back."
"Hey! That's right," Wu Yi siped the inferior tea happily: "Actually, it's really hard to say who caused the disaster this time?"
*****
The wild bear forest outside the city.
The fat man let go of Luo Bing, took out a box of ointment from the ring on his hand, and carefully coated a thick layer of bleeding wound on Luo Bing's neck.
He grinned sadly: "Your Highness, to tell you, this ointment is very expensive. I only got such a box, and now I will use half of it for you alone."
The fat man did not brag. The wound on Luo Mu's neck healed quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye. You could see that the small meat buds were entangled with each other, and the thin layer of skin on it gradually thickened, changing from pink to Luo Mu's own skin color.
It is not easy for the wound to heal so quickly, and the pain is only heavier than when it was injured.
At the beginning, Luo Mu still gritted his teeth and said nothing. The bean-big cold sweat dripped from his head, but when the skin began to grow, he finally couldn't stand the pain and moaned in a low voice.
Now, the wound has completely healed. No one can see that Luo Mu's neck has been injured.
With an apologetic smile on his face, the fat man patted Luo Mu on the shoulder: "Your Highness, I'm really rude today. But there's nothing I can do. Who told me to only like this girl in my life? He looked up at the sky sadly: "This is miserable. It's so easy to find a senior management job in Tianjiao. If you do this, it's gone..."
"Damn, my neck is about to be broken by you. Your shabby job is nothing!" Luo Mu's heart was so hateful that his teeth were itchy, but he had to smile with him - in this wilderness, he didn't dare to provoke the fat man.
Just at the gate, a clever bodyguard with several equally clever guards changed his clothes and mixed with the people out of the city, trying to find an opportunity to save Luo Mu. Unexpectedly, he was recognized by the fat man's little round eyes at a glance, and the consequence was that the wound on Luo Mu's neck immediately deepened a little.
The sharp pain came from his neck, and blood flowed. Luo Mu was so scared that he scolded and scolded those guys who flattered heroes. His Royal Highness's sharp and vicious words made those guys ashamed and almost hit his head on the gate to apologize.
Now the fat man's big head is slightly facing the sky at a 45-degree angle, and his small round eyes look at the sky deeply. The expression on his face is far away and confused, full of the deepest philosophy.
Luo Mu and Ye Zhenzhen were puzzled and followed him to look at the sky: there was nothing there, not even a cloud.
Luo Mu has never moved the idea of killing him while the fat man was distracted, but this is just thinking about it: this fat guy is not only good at ancient martial arts skills, but also has a terrible elemental power. The most terrible thing is that he didn't know what method he used to combine elemental power with ancient martial arts. His two bodyguards were also masters, and they died with just one move under him.
Luo Mu doesn't want to become a dead body. His identity is rich and expensive. He died here for no reason. Even if his father avenges himself in the future and he has become a dead man, what's the use?
Living is the most important thing.
Luo Mu thought nonsense and looked at the fat man with his eyes.
The fat man finally finished watching the sky and waved his hand outside the wild boar forest: "Okay, you go! I'm going to be lost! Goodbye, Your Highness!"
Luo Mu had a smile on his face and retreated involuntarily, but his heart was secretly fierce: "Farewell? No! I promise we will see each other soon! At that time, I will cut you and the stinky woman beside you and feed the leopard with a knife!"
Looking at Luo Mu's figure stumbleing away at the end of the forest, Ye Zhenzhen forgot his shyness and grabbed the fat man's hand and asked, "Chopin, what should we do? Also, what about my parents? If this bad guy can't find us, will he arrest them?
In Ye Zhenzhen's words, there are two of us that make the fat man listen very useful. But he did not answer Ye Zhenzhen's words. He first took out a Warcraft badge from his underwear pocket. With the injection of elemental force, a pair of green horned horses appeared in the forest.
The two horns were immediately equipped with saddle rims. They sprayed their noses uneasily, and four bowls of mouth-sized hooves kicked the grass in the forest.
The fat man pulled up the reins and handed one to Ye Zhenzhen: "Let's ride a horse first and talk as we walk, or the pursuers will arrive in a moment."
Ye Zhenzhen looked at the green-squalled horse enviously and said, "But I can't ride a horse?"
"Oh?" The fat man was calm on the surface, but his heart was happy: Hey hey, I'm just waiting for you to say that!
He said for embarrassment, "Why don't we go on a horse in a hurry? Unfortunately, the carriage in the dense forest can't walk, otherwise it would be much more convenient to pull the carriage in just now.
Ye Zhenzhen blushed and his slender eyes were watery: "Brother Chopin, take me away, I, I'll sit behind you."
Hey, I'm waiting for your words!
The fat man looked outside the forest and estimated that Luo Mu was about to come outside the forest. He no longer held it big. He turned over the horse, put another horse into the badge, and stretched out his hands to Ye Zhenzhen: "Come on, I'll pull you up!"
The fat man's dull brain and clumsiness have long disappeared. He grabbed Ye Zhenzhen's soft and delicate little hand and pulled it directly to him.
This guy has no pain of being exiled to the world at all. He hugged Ye Zhenzhen and said happily, "Zhou, you'd better sit in the front so that I can protect you."
The green horned horse ran in the forest. This kind of spiritual beast is extremely clever and born to be the proud son in the forest. The two sat on its back and did not even hang a hair by a branch.
Not long after, the horned horse came out of the woods and ran on the road. It ran even faster, and its four hooves seemed to be free.
The horse ran very steadily, and the scenery on both sides kept retreating. Ye Zhen was a little calm and shrank into the fat man's arms: "Brother Chopin, you haven't answered me yet. Tianjiao and my parents, what should they do?"
The fat man said leisurely: "At the time of departure, I have ordered Zeng Jian to take your parents to Tianjiao. I guess it has arrived by now. As for Tianjiao?" He smiled with a lowly smile: "Naturally, Xiao Tian will come to deal with the aftermath. What is a brother? Brother is the one who wiped your ass when you were in trouble.
The fat man has another plan in his heart and says: I have been working for Tianjiao for five years. Now it's easy for Luo Mu to give me such a chance. If I don't take the opportunity to throw away my work to spend my honeymoon all over the mainland, I'm really sorry for the money I have saved in the past five years!
*****
In the southwest camp at the foot of Porta Mountain.
The climate in the mountains is colder than in the plains. Xiao Tian, the general of Zhuguo, wears a thin cloak and is reviewing documents before the case.
The young general looked focused, and the light and dark candlelight shone on his handsome face, and his long eyelashes cast a hazy shadow on his lower eyelids.
The tent door was opened silently, and the short and strong Yan Dao appeared at the door.
Xiao Tian didn't raise his eyelids: "How's it going?"
Yan said with a smile: "The boss is really extraordinary. Have you guessed my intention? But I can guarantee that you will never guess the next step of the situation.
"Oh?" Xiao Tian raised his head and looked at Yan with great interest and said, "It's not that Luo Mu stole the chicken and ate the rice and suffered a big loss from the fat man, right?"
Yan Dao was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth: " boss, did you guess it or has someone already informed you?"
"..." Can you guess correctly in this way?
Listening to Yan Dao's painting and telling a complete story like a storyteller, Xiao Tian immediately fell into a state of stagnation. He stayed for a long time before he said angrily:
"Damn! This fat man obviously wants me to help him wipe his buttocks! Anyway, just say that the orcs have abnormal movements recently, and I'm too anxious to take care of myself. I don't have time to care about these things and let them go to Luo Bing!"
There was a wry smile on Yan Dao's face: " boss, as I said just now, but you forgot. Luo Bing is the real self-preserving. He led the fat man into Luo Mu's house. He was detained by Luo Mu at that time, and now he is still thinking about it in Luo Mu's house!"