Chapter 52 Invitation Before the Banquet
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Conspiracy and tricks, who is the chess player? The moves are dangerous, and the steps are shocking, and I also take it easy. Those who offend me, kill me!
--Xi Xinmiao
The emperor of the Qi Dynasty, a generation of hegemons. In the year of his establishment, he took over the imperial industry, expanded the territory, suppressed the rebellion, collected the lost land, consolidated the country, and created a capital that was difficult for emperors to reach. His wise and martial image is widely praised among the people.
After the gap, this charming and courageous emperor is about to usher in his fiftieth birthday in six days. Such a grand event has been celebrated by the whole country. The capital of Qi has long begun to be full of lights, full of traffic and empty lanes. In order to celebrate this important day, the imperial edict is: amnesty to the world and celebrate all over the world. Congratulations from all sides, and all sides celebrate their birthday. This capital has been boiling for a long time.
Royal Palace
Star Picking Pavilion
A group of women dressed up in gorgeous clothes are smiling in the pavilion, as if there is something happy. The beauty is more eye-catching than the rare flowers in the imperial garden. Jade gold, jade hairpin silver bell, light gauze thin shirt, bright and extraordinary, or light makeup, or thick makeup, in short, suitable.
I don't know who said something, which made the ladies gathered in the pavilion laugh.
I had no choice but to roll my eyes to the sky: Well, what a group of ignorant women and children! She doesn't understand. How dare she talk about these things like this?
Let's take the "arrow pig" lady with a golden hairpin on her head just now. A few days ago, she was wandering in the street. The handkerchief was blown away by the wind, and then a man came and picked her up and returned her. She threw a few winks, and the man probably flashed his eyes. Then... everyone knows~~
In a word, it's right. Looking at Miss Arrow Pig's crazy face, Xi Xinmiao sighed: Are all the women in the world dead? Or is there something wrong with the man's eyes? However, it's hard for her to say about this. After all, radishes and vegetables have their own preferences. Xi Shi is in the eyes of the lover, but it is unknown whether Miss "arrow pig" is eye excrement in the eyes of others. This kind of bad thing, Xi Xinmiao can only reluctantly listen to the gossip after tea and dinner, just like now.
Because of the birthday of Emperor Qi, the people in the whole palace attach great importance to it. The ladies of the officials even used their whole body to make their appearance at the palace banquet. The beautiful name is to celebrate the Emperor Qi's birthday. If you can get the favor of some princes and ministers, one is happy to hear a seal and give a marriage. From then on, it is not impossible to enjoy endless glory. What can be done. Such a rare opportunity for thousands of years, how can these warbler swallows let go?
It happened to be the arrangement of the event of Princess Huayang, the eldest daughter of Emperor Qi. After receiving the invitation from Princess Huayang, they couldn't get on the table. These officials and family members made a plan to go through fire and water. However, after all, they are all daughters. Except for the married Princess Huayang, the other ladies with beautiful dreams who are bound to become famous at the palace banquet. They are inseparable from the fantasy of gossip and the ignorance of the nym. Just like the one just now.
The main reason why Xi Xinmiao will also attend is that she wants to go to the palace to explore the terrain and the heavy ground of each handle. Perhaps the antidote her mother-in-law needs is under the door of these heavy defense. Huayang's invitation is an opportunity for her.
However, Xi Xinmiao didn't expect to meet Cheng Shishi here. That woman, after the last frame-up, her skills... It's better for her to be on guard. After all, this is an extraordinary time, and there is no room for any accidents.
"Miss Xi has been depressed from the beginning. Why is she annoyed?" Huayang's eyes were sharp, and he pulled out Xi Xinmiao, who was hiding in a small corner, at a glance. The whole audience was quiet, and dozens of pairs of eyes shot straight like searchlights.
"The princess misunderstood. She was just thinking about what to prepare at the birthday banquet. She lost her mind for a moment. I hope the princess will forgive me." This sentence was smooth and flawless, reaching this state of not blushing and breathless. Xi Xinmai admitted the second place, and no one dared to recognize the first place. My heart was still dark when I spoke: Have you installed radar on your eyes? Staring at me?
"Oh, that's it." His slender and seductive eyes flashed slightly, and he raised his lips and smiled, "What did Miss Xi come up with?"
That look made Xi Xinmiao uncomfortable. None of the people in the palace are simple-minded and have developed limbs. It's very difficult to talk to them. Xi Xinmiao hates this feeling: yin and yang strange!
"The emperor's birthday is the same. In the past, Fuqin songs and dances are old. I think it's better to be a little different. Only in this way can I pay attention to this palace banquet. For foreign guests, I can show my elegant demeanor."
"Okay, what Miss Xi said is very much to me. That's what I think. Everyone must be tired of singing and dancing, but I just don't know how to innovate. Does Miss Xi have any ideas?"
I have no idea... This is Xi Xinmiao's inner subtext. I'll give you some advice. You're really climbing up the pole. You deserve to be the exploiting class, and even others can help you.
"Is there some idea? I just don't know if it's feasible or not." That's all. For the success of the plan, I will waste a few more brain cells for you.
"Come on." Huayang is a little excited. If it is held well, her name of Princess Huayang will rise a few steps. As a royal relative, status and reputation will always be their unremitting pursuit.
"This palace banquet, there is no banquet, no seats, the ministers stand around a long table, and there is wine on the table... This is called 'buffet'."
Poor ancient people don't even know what a buffet is. Do you know that another time and space has been popular for a long time?
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"Wow, I finally slipped out." Xi Xinmiao stood in the unknown open space in the palace, turned her waist and stretched her muscles and bones. She just introduced the meaning of buffet to the group of women. In such a new way, Huayang didn't like Xi Xinmiao to feel ghost. After a brief explanation, they fell into an enthusiastic discussion and quickly ignored Xi Xinmiao, who evacuated with urine.
At this time, she wore a palace costume, as if she were a maid of honor, and the owner of this dress was probably still dizzy in the corner of the firewood room~~ She was afraid that this face would get in the way, so she specially "processed" it. In this way, it's time to get to business.
The palace is very large. For Xi Xinmiao, who is known as a road idiot, it is indeed a little difficult to wander in it. However, it is normal for a "virtudess" to walk in the palace. In fact, she still has a little brain...
"Damn it. If I had known that the palace was so big, I should have visited the Forbidden City in Beijing more at the beginning, at least to make an impression!" Xi Xinmiao, the maid of honor, finally couldn't help swearing. She really couldn't hold it anymore. She was very disappointed to find one thing: She was lost~~ This Qi Palace, which is amazingly similar to the modern Forbidden City in Beijing, and she really can't do anything about it...
As hesitating, he suddenly heard a sharp sissy behind him: "You, what about you! What are you fooling around here?"
"My maidservant, I am a newcomer. I'm lost. Please forgive me!" The chicken feathers in his heart trembled, he hurriedly turned around, lowered his hair and trembled, trembling and frightened.
"Newcomer, no wonder you don't know the gauge. You--" The sissy in a blue eunuch's uniform has an orchid finger, "Send these medicinal materials to the imperial hospital. Hurry up. If it's delayed, you can't eat it!"
As he said, he stuffed a large bag of medicinal herbs into Xi Xinmiao and waved his hands impatiently and told her to leave quickly.
Tai Hospital! It's exactly what I want.
"But, but---but..." Xi Xin raised his head in embarrassment and looked at the coquettish father-in-law in a daze...
"Wow! What's your face? It's so dirty and ugly! There must be something wrong with it! Stay away from our house, it will scare our petty to death. Immediately, he bounced away like a spring. At that speed, Liu Xiang was ashamed when he saw it. He patted his chest repeatedly. At the same time, he was still cursing because there was such a face in the world that scared him. It seemed that he was really shocked by Xi Xinmiao's "peerless face", and it seemed that he suddenly thought of something. He quickly came out of his arms. He took out a pink silk handkerchief and wiped it with his orchid fingers, as if it was really stained with something dirty.
Pink...
Xi Xinmiao's rare facial paralysis was dedicated to this absolutely powerful eunuch... Especially when she saw some white pieces of unknown objects peeling off on his face because of his too rich facial expression. The red sexy thick lips that compete with the pig liver were opening wide to a degree unimaginable by human beings. She felt that the mouth had The potential to go on...
She regretted it. Really, she was wrong. She shouldn't have looked up. That's good for everyone...
The first time we met, she left such a "deep" impression. She was afraid that she couldn't afford it~~
"Fath-in-law---"
"Hung, stop, stop, don't get close!" He regressed repeatedly and almost jumped his feet, and the expression was absolutely terrical and disgusting.
"Tai Hospital..." Although she is ugly, she is very gentle, and she uses her eyes to touch him.
"Go straight, turn left, and then turn right... Go around a lake and pass a well."
"Oh, the maidservant will go first." Look, he was still informed of the road conditions by himself!
"Wait!"
"What else does my father-in-law have to order?"
"Take this away!" Step by step, she carefully moved into the ugly maid. She was not so cautious when stepping on the minefield. She leaned her head back, leaned back on her upper body, squinted and adjusted the focal length as if aimed at the pink silk handkerchief thrown to her.
"Take it to wash it and send it back after being exposed to the sun. Don't throw it away! Don't hide it!" I'm afraid that the maid of honor will forget to emphasize that this is given to him by his old love~~
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The maid of honor finally left as she wished, with a mouthful of grief and indignation plus the pink silk handkerchief. From now on, pink will be her forbidden color!
--The sky is dry and the things are dry. Be careful to set fire to the body. Correcting your appearance is the king's way~~