Chapter 339, Zheng Erguan wants to steal beams and change columns
With this accident, Xiaochu saw the princess again and didn't say all the beautiful words prepared for her.
Two people see each other again on the boring upstairs. There are several dishes in front of the sixteenth princess. What she came to do is to be picky and picky. While criticizing Xiaochu, he said, "You are not looking for a good partner. If you are not good at craftsmanship, can you still enter?"
Xiaochu didn't move until she finished speaking and simply said, "The princess will also come to make a member. What do you think?" The sixteenth princess was stunned for a moment, thought about it again, and suddenly said, "It's all mine. Sell it to me." Xiaochu couldn't bear to blurt out, "Do you want my husband?"
The room was immediately silent, and there were several servants behind the sixteenth princess, and no one dared to speak. When there was finally a voice in the room, it was the 16th princess who opened her mouth first. She waved her pointed fingers painted with Kodan: "Get out."
When everyone went out, the sixteenth princess was proud: "If I go back to my father, will you still have a life?" Xiaochu hesitated: "Will the princess's reputation be good?"
The sixteenth princess's face was rigid, and she couldn't think of anything to refute Xiaochu. Xiao Chujian, who knew that he was trying to save himself, said quickly, "The princess can't be here every day."
"I'm not going to come every day," the sixteenth princess was told what was wrong and was a little embarrassed: "I think the food here is so bad that I dare to open the door every day. I'll wait and see if anyone smiles."
Xiaochu bowed his head today: "Yes, if there is princess guidance here, no one dares to laugh. That's right," she turned her eyes and said, "I'm afraid that the princess won't give advice. Although my business here is not bad, there are also some scenery in the house, but there is no princess, so the wall is not glorious.
"Are you flattering me?" The sixteenth princess was very suspicious and sounded awkward all over: "I haven't been here before, not for the opening." Xiaoxin thought that there were no people like you to disturb every day before.
Mrs. Chu, who criticized the women's skills, accidentally had this idea. The more she thought about it, the more she felt right. The princess opposite is beautiful, with her cheeks like peach blossoms, her eyes like pearls, and her nose like Yaozhu. What a... Chef.
"The princess didn't come before, so I think this dish can still be eaten. Since I ate the dish cooked by the princess, I found that everything in the world is candles." Xiaochu said so, and the sixteenth princess kindly reminded: "It's chewing wax." Xiaochu smiled gratefully at her and said, "I don't chew."
There are many shadows in the distance, and there are many flowers downstairs nearby. There are many people in this restaurant. Xiaochu walked to the railing of the building and sighed, "A good mountain, a good house and a good restaurant, there is only one who is a princess to guide cooking like this." Suddenly, her nose sniffed in the air, and the sixteenth princess also smelled it. She was shocked and said, "The bamboo shoots are cooking downstairs. Shanzhen is originally fresh. Why is there still meat fragrance?"
The princess was so scared: "I said he wouldn't do it. That's what some book says..." Xiaochu took her hand downstairs: "Come on, do me a favor."
When I heard the sound of the floor downstairs, I saw two beautiful women rushing down and went straight to the kitchen.
The sixteenth princess went into the kitchen, and Mrs. Chu accompanied her outside and asked her: "What poem does this dish go with?" Behind him is a man holding a pen.
"You have never heard that you would rather eat without meat than without bamboo." The delicate voice of the sixteenth princess came out of the kitchen. Hurry up and remember it. Xiaochu felt that this sentence was vulgar. Everyone who was unlearned knew it. He asked again, "Is there anything else?" The sixteenth princess said more than a dozen in one breath, and the man wrote it down in one breath. He showed it to stewman Zhuang: "The young lady wants to change the menu."
"Kongkong, what kind of dish is this?" The stewman Zhuang was very puzzled. The clerk made a tapping posture and said, "Kongkong, guess what this is?" The steward almost fell and said playfully, "There is a wind today, and it's rustling. Why isn't it called sand?"
Xiao Chupi came over with a smile: "Don't give the wind to come in." At the sight of her, the stewer quickly complained: "You are talking nonsense. Just call bamboo shoots to roast meat. What's the name of empty meat?
"Then let me ask you, why is Yunnan rice noodles called crossing the bridge?" Xiaochu's words knocked down the stewer Zhuang, and the stewer stepped back a few steps: "It's eaten on the bridge, so it's called to cross the bridge."
In the evening, Xiaochu told Chu Huaixian with a good look: "Do you know the name of the bamboo shoots in salt water? It's called vulgarity." Chu Huaixian understood as soon as he thought: "The princess is with you." Xiaochu shook his head: "What a good cook, you don't have to use it for nothing." Mrs. Chu sighed with satisfaction: "King Liang has couplets, and the princess has made a craft. Your word seems to be becoming more and more worthless."
Chu Huaixian said to Xiaochu, "You are rising. As your husband, I am still valuable."
The sixteenth princess went back and found that she was a little deceived. After losing her temper for two days, Xiaochu came to invite her twice. The sixteenth princess also felt that she was a generous person and ran away again.
The new dishes in the boring building are popular and come out one by one. Gong Miaoer only sighed every day: "This plum blossom is for viewing, not for eating." With that, put a plum soup cake in his mouth and said, "Do you know how many years the plum blossom will bloom? This price is cheaper."
No one pays attention to him, and the guys are only busy with business. Only Zheng Erguan, who was sitting in the corner of the building, stared at the guests upstairs, and the new dishes upstairs were angry again.
He went home alone and silently, and it was lonely to see his figure. The daughter opened the door and shouted, "Dad." Zheng Erguan came in dejectedly, and his daughter did not dare to ask him. Anyway, if he did this, he lost money again.
When the brothers came back, the daughter asked the brother, "Where did Dad lose money?" The brothers quietly told her, "It's not a loss of money, it's a loss of people." The more popular the boring building is, the more angry Zheng Erguan is. Because that building still occupies the Zheng family's house, and a big man doesn't pay.
In the early winter night, the air is cold and lonely. Zheng Erguan wandered in the yard and refused to sleep, thinking about the red and boring building in his heart.
Zheng Yi once again fainted from the book and walked around the yard. His house is close to Zheng Erguan, and you can hear Zheng Erguan's low sigh under the moon.
It seems that the second uncle has something on his mind again.
Although Zheng Yi, who studied the sage's book hard, has not progressed, he has more and more filial piety to Zheng's officials. Of course, this comes from the fact that Zheng Erguan is not cheating his nephew's money now.
"Uncle, where did you lose money?" Zheng Yi opened the corner door and came over to ask. He and Zheng Erguan's daughter asked the same sentence, both of whom are familiar with Zheng Erguan's nature.
There were tears in the corners of Zheng's eyes, and he held his nephew's hand and cried in his throat: "Big boss, you abducted Mrs. Chu the year before last. You should tell me first. If the second uncle plans for you, it will definitely not be discovered.
When raising this problem late at night, Zheng Yi felt that this was colder than the north wind, and this was the last thing he wanted to hear. Mrs. Chu's face is red every day and her face is first-class. Mr. Zheng Yi accidentally saw it pleasantly, that is, looking back on the past of the year before last, he felt sad.
Zheng Yi wanted to walk away and felt that it was wrong to persuade the second uncle. He smiled and said, "Uncle, I suddenly want to sleep. You can't sleep. Continue to walk in the wind. Just walk a little less. If the wind blows too much, you will get sick. If you are sick and spend money, you will feel distressed for several days.
Zheng Erguan didn't let him go. He held his hand tightly and asked, "Young lady Chu wanted to go with you the year before last. She should have some affection for you, right?" In the winter night, the eyes of the two officials were particularly concerned, with an expression that they could not answer: "At that time, I should also like you a little, right?"
This doesn't mean that young people are young. Modern young people choose their partners, and there are many more people who have been determined by looking at them.
What Zheng Erguan wants to know most now is whether Mrs. Chu is indeed interested in going with her nephew.
Such a question is in front of a man, as long as he is not too stupid, he should answer "yes" loudly. Zheng Yi was no exception. He immediately replied, with a strong and entangled face and a man on his face: "Uncle, of course she fell in love with me at that time."
Find another reason: "I'm not an official, and I didn't grab her."
Zheng Erguan sighed: "Oh, what kind of year is this? My wife is robbed. Even if there are few women, it doesn't have to be like this. He said to comfort Zheng Yi: " boss, I advise you not to be sad and don't have to be sad. Compared with her, the second uncle will find another one for you." Raise your voice: "Ber than her!"
Zheng Yi is inevitably sad: "Second uncle, is there anything else?" Zheng Erguan was stunned, so that he took other people's burned things to sell them at a high price, blocked the river that transported goods, occupied other people's shops without paying, and took other people's antiques as a decoration for himself, as if it was not easy to find another one.
In the cold north wind, Zheng Erguan rubbed his hands around. He didn't feel cold, but felt that there was a fire in his heart and there was nowhere to put his hand, so he had to do something.
"Uncle, if there is such a thing again, I will hide her elsewhere and let her earn money for her family every day, right?" Zheng Yi's sadness was evoked. He was in a daze at Xingxing and said casually.
Zheng Erguan has heard of it and meditates again. Suddenly, how high he jumped: "I have an idea!" Zheng Yi was shocked, almost fell unexpectedly, and looked at Zheng Erguan in astonishment.
"Big boss, if she dies, will the Chu family still want her?" Zheng Erguan's eyes flashed and looked at Zheng Yi fiercely. Zheng Yi's face showed a smile. As soon as the smile came out, it turned into a sad face: "Uncle, I'm really going to sleep." After talking endlessly with Zheng Erguan, Zheng Yi couldn't stand it.
As soon as he took a step back, Zheng Erguan came forward and grabbed Zheng Yi's skirt and said viciously, "If you can marry her now, are you still willing?"
"Ken, of course I am." Zheng Yi didn't expect to marry Xiaochu in his mind, mainly because he was scared by Zheng Erguan's face at this time. Zheng Erguan showed a resourceful smile and took a deep breath: " boss, there are dead people on the messy graves every day. Let's get one back, hide Mrs. Chu and give the dead man to the Chu family."
"Ah! ..." Zheng Yi opened his mouth and stayed there with a blank mind. Zheng Erguan said that he let go of Zheng Yi's skirt with great satisfaction, patted his hands, and suddenly opened his voice: "Where are you, sons, get up quickly. Dad has something to say."
In addition to the son who spends night in the shop, there is also a son in the family. He put on his clothes and yawned. As soon as he went out, he was blown away by the cold wind and shrank his head: "Dad, you can't have a big brother to accompany you. Why call me again in the middle of the night?"
Zheng Erguan's eyes lit up and waved his son to his side. On the left is him, and on the right is Zheng Yi. The two officials whispered mysteriously: "Big brother, shovel, son, you set the car. Let's go in the evening and pull one at home first. I heard during the day that a woman died there today, and I don't know how many people have seen it. That woman, I heard that she is neither fat nor thin, neither tall nor short..."
The son's sleepiness was awakened: "Dad is going to pull people to death!" Because Zheng Yi was there when he came out, his son immediately looked at Zheng Yi angrily: "Brother, can you have some normal ideas?"
Zheng Yi, who returned to his soul at this time, stammered: "It's the second uncle..." Zheng Erguan smiled and said, "This idea is mine." He walked out leisurely: "It's just right tonight. I also know the people who patrol the night on this street. Let's go to the gate and call people as soon as they open in the morning. Pull back and spend a day at the nearest acquaintance's house until it gets dark..."
Zheng Yi and Zheng Er's son hugged him one left and one right: "Dad, you can't do this!"