Chapter 5 Hemorrhoids

Liu Xiao Hun didn't know when he appeared in the eyes of everyone again, collected his blue-eyed corpse soldiers into his inner space, and said to Dilong Landry, "Let's go, I think you should have killed a lot of undead creatures!! Hey hey, I've made some money now!!" **Smile and strode towards the city of Rebens.

And the highest strength of those mercenaries is just a senior warrior. I have never seen the power of the Holy Land. I was completely suppressed by the strength shown by Dilong Landry. They looked blankly at Dilong Landry from a dragon to a human body. Like a fool, they were there and forgot what to do for a while. That's good.

When the figures of Liu Xiaohong and Dilong Landry faded out of everyone's sight, they recovered from the shock just now and hurriedly ran to the city. Now no matter what, the points are the most important, so they all rushed to the Mercenary Union to exchange points.

"Haha, it feels so TND!!!"

Liu Xiaohu finally understood why so many people are going to be stars. That kind of high-profile feeling is really cool. He raised his head and walked out of the mercenary union under the attention of all the mercenaries. It felt really cool. "Let's go, Landry, take the task! !!" Due to Landry's excellent performance, Liu Xiaoun's bastard mercenary regiment was upgraded from the lowest level F-level mercenary regiment to a D-level mercenary regiment. The number of people could be increased from two of them to ten, but Liu Xiaoun did not plan to add people. First of all, it was because he had just come to this continent and was not familiar with anything. Well, secondly, it's because Liu Xiaohu doesn't want to add a few people randomly. He just wants to make this bastard mercenary regiment bigger and make this mercenary regiment his own sharp sword.

Liu Xiaoun stood in front of the task card, looked carefully at the task above, and finally chose a task to be a bodyguard. The price is reasonable and the task is simple. The most important thing is that Liu Xiaoxuan can go to the imperial capital of the Daka Empire, from the imperial capital to the first college in the neutral district, which is also the most famous college in the whole mainland, Aka Shen Road. College.

Aka God Road College was created by the magic god Aka God Road. It has a history of 3,000 years now. In these 3,000 years, I don't know how many young strong people and military talents have come out of it. In a word, without Aka God Road College, the world will go back for more than a hundred and a decade. It can be seen that Aka God Road The importance of the college in this continent.

Liu Xiaohun scratched his mercenary card up, and suddenly the task was taken over by Liu Xiaomiao. "Let's go. This task will not be carried out until three days later. Let's go to the city first." Liu Xiaohun's gold coins now reached 50,000, and the other 20,000 yuan were obtained by Landry who had just killed those undead creatures. With these 50,000 gold coins, Liu Xiaohun suddenly felt that his waist was much stronger and walked much more steadily than usual.

The auction house has always had good things. This is Liu Xiaon's experience of reading novels on the earth. Although his 50,000 gold coins may not be enough, Liu Xiaon still wants to join in the fun. If there is really any good treasure, just grab it by himself. Liu Xiaon admitted that he is not a good person in the first place. He has done a lot of robbing things on the earth, so that robbing things is taken for granted in his heart.

"Two, please show me the invitation card."

As soon as Liu Xiaoming and Landry wanted to go in, they were stopped by the doorman at the auction house, "Invitation card!!? What invitation card?" Liu Xiao Hun was at a loss. He came here to have a look. There was an invitation card, but Liu Xiao Hun couldn't get in without an invitation card. This is indeed a fact. Liu Xiao Hun came to buy things, but he didn't come to smash the scene, so he did not choose to break through, but walked towards a fat man who was coming here. "Bang! !" It was a punch to the fat man's big stomach. The fat man weighed at least 200 catties. Unexpectedly, he was punched out by Liu Xiaohu, "Ah!!!" After the fat man landed, he covered his stomach and rolled on the ground.

However, Liu Xiaohun didn't care about him anymore. He picked up a card from one side of the ground, turned around and walked to the door of the auction house. He shook the card he picked up from the fat man in front of the doorman who was already stunned, and strode inside.

"The lord of the city was beaten!!! The lord of the city was beaten!!!"

The scared doorman suddenly shouted. His shout startled the soldier patrolling not far away and ran over quickly. He saw that the person who was lying on the ground and covering his stomach and shouting was really his city owner. The next captain grabbed the doorman's collar and pulled him over. "Who is it? !! Who hurt the city owner!!!" Although he, the city owner, has nothing to do, he treats these soldiers very well. They have visited kilns together, drank flower wine together, and robbed good women together. In short, no matter what they do bad things, they are together.

"In...in~~~" The doorman was stunned by the captain. He was just a civilian. He finally became a doorman in this auction house. Unexpectedly, this kind of thing happened on his first day in office. It seemed that his life could not be saved. At that time, he was so scared that his urine flowed from his crotch. Come out.

"Get out of here!!!" The captain saw the yellow object on his crotch and kicked him out in disgust. Although the captain was very angry, he could not rush in to catch people, because this auction house was not something that a small person like him could afford to offend, but he had to find out the person who hurt the city owner, so He ordered a small group of people to send the city owner who fell to the ground back to the city owner's house, but he stayed outside the auction house.

Liu Xiaoxuan entered the auction house for the first time and was curious about everything here, but because he had to take into account his identity, he did not walk around, but found a vacant seat and sat down and watched the behavior of the people here from time to time.

"Dang!!!"

A bell rang, and the originally chaotic auction house suddenly quieted down, "The quality is quite high." This is Liu Xiaohun's evaluation of them. If it is in China, the people on the stage will not be quiet if they don't shout three or four times, so Liu Xiaohun can't help but have such a slight favor for the people here.

"No more nonsense. Today, I'm calling everyone to auction two items. One is a magic wand, made by the dwarf master. After the elves have been enchanted by magic, it is a quasi-magic artifact."

The front is not important, but the most important thing is the back. The three words of quasi-artifact are undoubtedly huge for the people below. Suddenly, they will "hoax!" With a blow, "Fang Tang!!!" The host on the stage patted the table and motioned to be quiet off the stage, "The low price of 100,000 gold coins, start bidding now!!!"

"150,000!!!" 180,000!!!" 200,000!!!" 210,000!!!" 250,000!!!"

Suddenly, the price increase was endless, but Liu Xiaoxuan was not interested in this staff. He was not a magician. Why did he want this staff? 500,000!!!" At this time, a clear and pleasant voice came to Liu Xiaohung's mind. As soon as this sound came out, it suddenly became quiet, and no one increased the price. Liu Xiaohun doubted whether this was the young lady of any family who had nothing to do.

"Congratulations to the No. 1 guest, this staff belongs to you!!!" As soon as the host on the stage dropped the sledgehammer, he finalized the ownership of the semi-artifact. "Well, let's start auctioning another item. Because I don't know what this item is and what it does, the price is unlimited." After saying that, the host motioned to the staff to lift out a table with a glass bottle on it and a round ball with cyan light in it. People felt very uncomfortable when they came up, as if they were a patient who was about to die after a long illness.

"What the hell!!" Why do I feel like I'm dying of illness!!!" Yeah, why do you suddenly feel so depressed!!!" There were different opinions, but Liu Xiaoxuan grinned as soon as he saw this thing, because this thing had a name in Liu Xiaogen's memory, "Original Virus!!!" The original virus that makes hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids are specialized in spreading diseases. If you bite others, the bitten will turn into a zombie. Therefore, if Liu Xiaohun wants to gain a foothold on this continent, he must make hemorrhoids, and then use this hemorrhoids to make more zombies.

"Fifty thousand!!!"

Liu Xiao Hun didn't even think about it and directly shouted out the highest price he could pay now. At this time, everyone's eyes were all focused on Liu Xiao Hun. He spent 50,000 gold coins for something he didn't know what it was. Only fools would do this, so they naturally regarded Liu Xiaomun as a fool. But there are still people who are more stupid than Liu Xiaodu, "100,000!!" A faint voice came from the corner. Liu Xiaoxun glanced at a very inconspicuous corner with everyone's eyes and saw a guy buried in a black robe, "Dark Magician." Liu Xiao Hun muttered a sentence and stopped talking.

Although the dark Holy See has been suppressed by the Bright Holy See in this world, people here do not reject dark magic, but fewer people practice dark magic.

The host seemed to be afraid of the dark magician. After the magician shouted 100,000, he quickly fell down and hammered. The auction ended hastily, while Liu Xiaohun paid close attention to the dark magician. After leaving the auction house, the dark magician got into a carriage. Drive outside the city.

The dark magician is a Lone Ranger. He hasn't done a few good things, but he has done a lot of bad things. He came this time obviously for the round ball with cyan light. It's okay not to know the city owner in this town, but no one doesn't know him. He is notorious.

"Landry, keep up with him, don't let him find out." Liu Xiaohun secretly sent a voice to Landry in his heart. Landry nodded to Liu Xiaohun and disappeared into the crowd. As soon as Liu Xiaohun walked out of the auction house, he was surrounded by a group of city guards. "It's him, it's him who hurt the lord of the city!!!" The doorman pointed to Liu Xiao Hun and said to the captain.

"It seems to be troublesome."

Liu Xiaohu spread his hands indifferently and stood still waiting for the city guard to find trouble for him. What Liu Xiaohu hates most on earth is the urban management. As long as Liu Xiaohu sees the urban management, he promises to beat them first. Who let them bully the weak, the most fearful thing in the underworld is this kind of scum.

And the city guards in front of him reminded Liu Xiaohung's urban management brigade on the earth, so Liu Xiaohung was very happy to clean them up for free, "Catch me!!" When the captain saw Liu Xiaonun standing still, he thought he was afraid of himself, so he waved his hand and let his hand go down to catch Liu Xiaon.

It's right that Liu Xiaohung stood, but he was going to deal with them, not afraid. On the earth, Liu Xiaohun was calm in the face of death and still cared about this little thing. So when the small team of city guards came to Liu Xiaohun, Liu Xiaohun suddenly took action and instantly saw three flying backwards.

"Wo!!" When the captain saw a figure in front of him, his stomach ached, "Ah!!!" Suddenly, a scream came from the captain's mouth. The captain was just the initial strength of the intermediate soldier. There was a big gap between the strength of Liu Xiaohun and Liu Xiaohun, and there was no strength to fight back in front of Liu Xiaohun.

After cleaning up this group of useless garbage, Liu Xiaohu was much more relaxed. He went to the hotel where he used to live to have a rest. That night, Landry came back and lay next to Liu Xiaohu's ears and said something. Liu Xiaohu's eyes suddenly lit up and he whispered, "Go!!" I left through the window.

In the cemetery, the dark magician is now absorbing the energy in the cyan ball, but at this time, his face is obviously not good-looking. Liu Xiao Hun smiled and said to himself, "Since you want to die, then fulfill you and let you be my hemorrhoids!!!" Liu Xiaohun asked Landry and sat down cross-legged, saying something, and the magic power was also circulating back and forth on the surface of his body. At this time, the dark magician's face was even worse, and he couldn't help sweating from his forehead.

Liu Xiaohun's spiritual knowledge has now entered the dark magician's body, guiding the energy from the round ball emitting cyan light, constantly transforming the dark magician. After about an hour, the dark magician's face began to slowly turn green, and his teeth began to slow down. Slowly, Zhang Chang's body slowly became stiff. When Landry saw this scene in the distance, he couldn't help but be more curious about him as a cheap owner.

About three hours later, Liu Xiaohu took a sigh of relief, and then laughed, "Come here!!!" With his shouting, the original dark magician jumped over obediently. At this time, the dark magician was no longer a dark magician, but a complete zombie, a hemorrhoid that could create a large number of zombies for Liu Xiao Hun in the future.