Chapter 12 It's better not to save than to save
"Stupid, stupid! I should have fucking thought of it!"
The fat man is dejected and unhappy. Bill beside him yawned sympathetically: "Fatty, don't pat your brain. You're really going to become an idiot. Since last night, you have been quarreling all night and half a day. Well, I'm so sleepy... I'm really convinced of you."
The fat man turned to Bill with his face down. Bill rolled his eyes and raised his hand to surrender: "Okay, okay, you're awesome. When we enter the city, I will find you ten or eight peerless beauties, white and round. It's soft and thin, and you can have whatever you want! Women, without that fox girl, other dog girls, pig girls, don't they crawl all over the ground!"
"The thin man." The fat man patted Bill on the shoulder and said with a heavy face, "You are so indewd."
"I like to be indewd." Bill smiled shamelessly.
Although Bill's words are obscene, the reason is not bad. It's right for the fat man to think about it. The download is not necessarily only for the fox girl. Maybe the dog girl, the pig girl... Ah, no, it's other women, and it's not necessarily suitable for this download. Instead of thinking about the crooked neck tree of the fox girl, it's better to try other tree species.
When he made up his mind, the fat man's face immediately glowed. He couldn't wait to practice his idea. Just now, he slowly moved his steps with his face down. Instead, he pulled Bill to run on the road. Bill rolled his eyes, but he thought he had a plan in his heart, but in a blink of an eye, sadness floated. : He hasn't come to Maple Leaf City himself, but how can he conjure up ten or eight peerless beauties later?
"Thick earth bull!" The fat man's exclamation interrupted Bill's sadness. Bill raised his head and his heart trembled. The two of them returned to yesterday's escape place!
"Wow--" Hearing the fat man's exclamation, a thick bull looked up at the two trembling people in the distance. The cow's eyes blinked twice, shook the cow's head again, and lowered its head to continue to concentrate on eating grass.
"Do we want to escape?"
"There is only one way to go to Maple Leaf City..." Bill swallowed his saliva: "Maybe we can go there. They look docile."
"Does it also include it?" The fat man pointed to a one-eyed thick-earth bull in the distance. Yesterday's wound had not healed, and the hole without his eyes was full of solidified black blood.
"What should I do? It's not easy to get around. Don't forget that there are snow wolves in the forest nearby. I don't want to escape again. Why don't we try our luck?"
The fat man gritted his teeth and fought!
Both of them are bold people. They leaned against the river and walked very slowly, trying not to attract the attention of thick-earth bulls. At first, they were a little cautious. It was not until most of them walked that they were surprised to find that these thick bulls were not only meek but also stupid. They seemed to have forgotten what happened yesterday. Several thick earth bulls nearby found the existence of the two fat men, but they just looked up and continued to bow their heads and eat grass.
The thick-earth bull is very stupid and docile, but the fat two still don't want to stay here more. After hurriedly crossing the thick cattle, they entered the forest and continued to go north.
After walking for more than half an hour, Xiaofei, who was exploring the way, suddenly screamed and flew back.
"Bing, beep, beep!" Xiaofei kept turning around, but it didn't look like his usual performance when he met the Warcrafts.
"What's the matter?"
"I don't know either." The fat man looked at Xiaofei who kept turning around and pulled out his sharp canine teeth from his belt: "Let's go and have a look?"
Bill nodded and was about to move forward.
"Wait."
Bill turned his head doubtfully.
"You take this, and you don't know if there is any danger ahead." The fat man handed over the sharp canine teeth in his hand and pulled out the other one at his waist.
Bill shook his head; "No, I have this. I'm not used to that." The dagger gently circled in Bill's hand. Bill smiled, held the dagger in his backhand, and drilled into the forest.
"Then I'll use it myself." The fat man smiled and didn't care. He held a handful of sharp canine teeth in his left and right hands and followed Bill forward.
Xiaofei led the way in front of him quickly and slowly. The two fat men were nervous and followed closely without saying a word. Suddenly, Xiaofei glided down in the air, and his wings fluttered and fell lightly on the fat man's shoulder. At the same time, a faint roar came from the forest in front of him.
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Wang Debiao is a bodyguard, but he is not an ordinary bodyguard. He is a royal army. The object responsible for protecting is the proud prince of the empire, that is, the first heir to the Patton Empire - Jed Buckhouse!
Wang Debiao is recently middle-aged and is no longer young. Fortunately, he is not very self-motivated, and there is no family burden, so this seems to be a heavy task, but in fact, the guard work is extremely idle. In his opinion, it is the best.
It's just that he hangs around, and sometimes this good day may not always be satisfactory. Well, his food and clothing parents, Prince Jed, didn't know what kind of madness he had. He came to the remote and desolate imperial frontier Maple Leaf City from the imperial king, and he stayed for more than a month.
Originally, it didn't matter. The imperial king could muddle along, and naturally in this remote Maple Leaf City. But what's annoying is that Prince Jed is not a worry-free master at all. Not long after he came to this Maple Leaf City, people followed him to hunt every now and then, but can this hunting be fun? What's more, this is hunting in the most dangerous magic forest on the mainland!
Wang Debiao's leisurely good days are gone. He has been drilling around with Prince Jed in the forest all day, but this is not miserable. He is tired of playing with the weak little monsters with little resistance on the edge of the forest. Prince Jed's self-confidence began to expand under the praise of the young bodyguards who can only skate. He is no longer Satisfied with hunting on the periphery, he wanted to conquer this forest that did not seem to be as terrible as the legend.
For this reason, he even deliberately set off the powerful fire mage Brent and most of the loyal bodyguards in today's hunting. Wang Debiao hoped that he could also be among most of the bodyguards, but unfortunately, his usual inaction was regarded as loyal by Prince Jed, plus his His strength was barely enough to win the prince's eyes, so he was lucky to be one of the last remaining sixteen bodyguards.
There are sixteen bodyguards, and the worst strength is also the red warrior. According to their strength, if they just bully E-level Warcraft on the edge of the forest, they are not in too dangerous. However, except for Wang Debiao, the other fifteen bodyguards were inexperienced and arrogant young people. The prince's waywardness was not wrong to them. Not only did they not stop them, but they began to make a loud noise after entering the depths of the forest.
"Be quiet, you idiots! This will make those monsters hiding in the dark notice us!" Wang Debiao finally couldn't help shut them up.
They did calm down, to be precise, stunned, but then they began to refute angrily.
"Lao Wang, drink your wine! Don't scream if you don't understand!"
"Haven't we been doing this these days? How to find those monsters if it's quiet? You're a fucking idiot!"
"I think you are too timid! The more you live, the more timid you are. No matter how many of these vulnerable monsters come. You can't touch those scary beasts of level B or A here. Even if you really meet it, with His Royal Highness, those B-level or A-level monsters will die!"
Wang Debiao's words annoyed these ignorant guys, and even Prince Jade cast an unhappy look at him.
The good intentions were not well rewarded, and Wang Debiao closed his mouth angrily. He stopped caring about these idiots, but just took out a silver wine bottle from his arms and took a sip.
How can those young bodyguards listen to him? In fact, although Wang Debiao's strength is not weak, these young bodyguards, who are mostly from aristocrats and have more or less aristocratic blood, don't look up to Wang Debiao, who is of civilian origin. At this time, when they dare to scold himself and others, they will naturally not give him face. Son.
The seventeen-person team continued to go deep into the forest. Not only did they not stop making noise, but they became louder. But it's strange that no matter what they call, the monster just disappeared.
"There is no half of the shadow of Warcraft here! I guess they also knew that His Royal Highness was coming, so they were so scared that they ran away. Hahaha--" A bodyguard named Haji flattered and peeked at the smile on the prince's face. Haji couldn't help laughing more happily. After laughing, his stomach was rumbling and his face was bitter. Haji said sadly, "I drank too much water when I came out. Your Highness, I'm afraid I'll leave my post without permission for a while. But if the prince needs it, we have to keep our pants wet.
Haji said it interestingly. Prince Jed laughed and scolded, "Get out of here! Remember to make the sound louder. If it attracts Warcraft, I will remember you.
The bodyguard Haji was also an interesting person. He even promised to go, and he didn't go far. He untied his trousers in front of the bushes behind the crowd. He also urinated fiercely. He fell on the bush and saw a little momentum. He booed and didn't forget to shout loudly: "Warcraft, Warcraft, Come out to me quickly. I, Haji, have to make a contribution today!"
Haji said it interestingly. The bodyguards walking in front of them laughed loudly with Prince Jed, but their laughter was just half, and Haji behind them suddenly made a harsh scream!
"Ah!!! It hurts, it hurts! My bird, my bird is gone!!!!"
Haji, the bodyguard who was just joking, rolled into a ball on the ground in pain. His hands covered his crotch, and the blood that kept splashed had already dyed his trousers legs red!
"Oh--" There was a low howl of the wolf, and a snow wolf came out of the bushes. The sharp sharp teeth chewed several times, and the neck was raised, and it turned out to be full of meat. Swallow your whole stomach!
The bodyguard Haji looked at this scene and saw that his ** thing was swallowed by the snow wolf. He screamed and fainted on the spot.
"Kill this beast and avenge Haji!" The guards shared the same hatred for the enemy and roared and waited to go forward to separate the snow wolf with a knife. It's just that they didn't wait for them to go forward and swallowed the meat. The snow wolf raised his neck and howled. In the originally quiet forest, there were countless wolf howls at the same time from nowhere!
"Whew! "Wo-o-o-o-o-o--"
One head, two heads, three heads... When the public bodyguards found something wrong, they had been surrounded by one or two hundred screaming snow wolves!
This is an extremely tragic battle. Although these snow wolves are only D-level warcrafts, they are numerous, and the wolf tactics have exerted terrible power.
In contrast to this bodyguard team, although their personal combat strength is relatively strong, they lost a companion at the beginning to their momentum, and their task is to protect Prince Jed, which makes them afraid to go all out, so that their combat power is greatly reduced, and what is more deadly is that they The experience of battle without life and death, from the contempt when easily killing a snow wolf at the beginning, to the stasis on each other, and the constant panic and fear of companions when the wolf kisses, everything has plunged the team into a desperate situation.
"Fireworks! Set off the emergency fireworks, you idiots!" Prince Jed's face was no longer full of usual pride. A big wound on his left arm was bloody, which was the mark left on his hand of a snow wolf who broke through the guard's defense. Pain and fear made Prince Jed hysterical. He even forgot that the emergency fireworks had already been set off, but it would take some time for the fire mage Brent and most of his loyal bodyguards to get here.
Only nine of the sixteen bodyguards died. At the time of life and death, Wang Debiao stood up. He shouted to gather the crowd and protect Prince Jed in the middle.
The fighting spirit of red and orange shines, and the snow mass ice thorns spewed out by the snow wolves quickly melted in the fighting spirit. The tenacity of the wolves reached its extreme at this moment. They began to bite regardless of the sacrifice, and the not-solid protection circle began to disintegrate. With the death of another bodyguard, cracks appeared in the protection circle. At this time, Prince Jade suddenly rushed out of the protection circle because he could not stand the continuous fear of death. The bodyguards He rushed to protect the prince, and the other people were entangled with the wolves.
The battle was crazy and fierce, but for a short time, the ground was densely covered with the bodies of snow wolves, and only three of the guards had died!
Wang Debiao held a single knife and was entangled by the eight-headed snow wolf. The other two equally scarred bodyguards leaned their backs and were surrounded by more than a dozen snow wolves.
The last three living bodyguards could not break through in the entanglement of the snow wolves, while the first heir to the future throne of the Baroque Empire, the eldest prince Jed Buckhouse, was in danger in the attack of the five snow wolves without the protection of the bodyguards.
Although Prince Jed himself is also an orange-level warrior, he has been well-prepared since he was a child and protected everywhere. How can he experience this dangerous situation of life and death? Originally, with his strength, he could completely hold on to the attack of the five snow wolves, but the panic and inner fear made Prince Jed completely calm. Suddenly, he staggered under his feet and accidentally fell at this moment of life and death!
"It's over!" Seeing Prince Jade fall to the ground, Wang Debiao's heart was already disheartened.
"Wo!" The snow wolf who rushed to Prince Jed suddenly screamed and rolled and fell to the ground. A stone the size of a fist fell to the ground and fell in half.
Another snow wolf rushed over in the air. The figure flashed and the blood soared, but the snow wolf suffered from being opened and broke!
"It seems that we are here at the right time." Two strange Warcraft fangs were used as weapons, and the speaker protected the fallen prince. He was dressed in tamply and with a calm smile on his face... A strange fat man!
"Maybe we should be ready to escape later. I don't want to die here for no reason." The sharp dagger rotated deftly in his hand, and a tall thin man came out of the forest. His eyes were cold without any warmth.
"Who are they?" A big question mark appeared in Wang Debiao's heart.
A fat man, a tall and thin man. In this magical forest, such a distinctive adventure combination is naturally our protagonists, Fatty Zhang Biao and Thin Bamboo Pole Bill.
When the fat man arrived, they happened to see Prince Jade tripping to the ground. The fat man directly rescued him without thinking much. Bill wanted to stop him, but it was too late, so he could only come out with a wry smile.
"Save me!" Prince Jed seemed to have caught the last life-saving straw and crawled awkwardly behind the fat man. He was also scared. He didn't realize how ridiculous it was for him, an orange warrior, to ask for help from a fat man who could only use brute force.
The snow wolf was bloodthirsty and fierce. The fat man used fierce means to kill their companions, which not only did not scare them, but aroused their fierceness. The two snow wolves howled and rushed to the fat man from the left and right respectively.
The fat man just killed a snow wolf by sneak attack. How dare he fight head-on at this time? Just as he wanted to dodge, his legs suddenly stagnated, but he was hugged by Prince Jed, who was hiding behind him!
"It's paralyzed!" The fat man's eyes were about to crack, but he couldn't avoid it at this time. With a roar, the fat man raised his right canine tooth to block the bite of the snow wolf on the right, but exposed his whole back to the snow wolf on the left!
The blood splashed, and there was a sudden pain in his back. The fat man shouted in pain. At the same time, the left dog's tooth turned the sharp pain into strength and stabbed the snow wolf's belly desperately. With just a few times, he has stabbed the snow wolf's belly to his flesh and blood, and his intestines are rotten!
The snow wolf on the fat man's back was fierce at the same time. He had a big mouth and was about to bite off the fat man's neck. But suddenly, there was a sharp song of birds, and the still wind elements in the forest suddenly became violent. The hurricane whirled, and the snow wolf's claws could no longer grasp the fat man's back. It was rolled several times in mid-air by the hurricane and fell to the ground.
The snow wolf received this fierce blow, but his fierceness still wanted to get up and fight again, but before it turned over, a cold look suddenly appeared in his vision. The sharp dagger waved past, and the blood in his throat suddenly blurred his vision.
"Fat man, are you all right?" Bill cut the snow wolf's throat with a knife, no longer care about the snow wolf, and retreated to the fat man's side.
"It's okay. I'm going to have a whole wolf banquet at night!" The fat man's face was twisted with pain. He turned around and stared at Prince Jed, who knew he was afraid to look at him. The snow wolf's claws are as sharp as a knife, and a few pieces of flesh and blood were scratched on the back of the fat man. Fortunately, this fat body was rough and thick, but it hurt some skin and flesh. Although it grinned painfully, it was not a big deal.
"Bee, beep..." The little fly in mid-air fell weakly on the fat man's shoulder. Although it was an S-level warcraft golden-winged roc, after all, it has been less than a month since it drilled out of the egg shell. It suddenly detonated the wind element and successfully repelled the snow wolf and exhausted all its elemental strength.
"Ah!!" There was a scream, but one of the two back-to-back fighting bodyguards was bitten by the calf by the snow wolf. Although he tried his best to kill the snow wolf, he could not escape the fate of being dismembered by the snow wolf. Soon, after losing his companion, another bodyguard was attacked by the enemy and was also buried under the minions of the wolves.
"Oh, ow--" Two bodyguards were killed, and the snow wolves howled and licked the bloody wolf's teeth. Except for four or five bodyguard Wang Debiao, who joined the siege and killed alone, the other dozen or so were all surrounded by the three fat men.
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