Chapter 27 The plan has changed
"What should I do? What should I do? Why hasn't this pig's head come back!"
In the gorgeous and luxurious single toilet, Xiaowu kept walking around with an anxious face.
"Bang"
The door was knocked hard again. Xiaowu only felt frightened, and the clerk's panicked voice sounded outside: "Mr. David, Mr. Magician! Can you hurry up? It's been in for more than half an hour. Why hasn't it finished yet!"
Xiaowu gritted her teeth, and then shouted, "What's the urge! Don't you see that you are working hard here? Let you wait a long time and die!"
The clerk's voice began to cry: "You two gentlemen, it's not that I want to urge you. It's Lord Chandler who asked someone to send a message. Your Majesty came, pointing to the famous one and asked Mr. David to see you... How are you doing well, come out quickly?"
The clerk knocked on the door and begged, but the door of the luxury toilet was closed. No matter what he said, neither of them came out.
"Your Magician, Your Excellency? You always say something. Are you there or not? It has always been the yellow-faced little guy who answered. The clerk's heart gradually became suspicious, and his ears were close to the door, and he made a sound of temptation.
Xiaowu really wanted to cry at this time, but who told her to be blocked in the toilet? She had no choice but to blur her voice and shouted out, "Wait... wait a minute! Work hard, I'm working hard! Wait five more minutes..."
"David, how can five minutes be enough? At least ten minutes!"
Xiaowu asked and answered herself. Fortunately, her ability to imitate her words was very strong, and the fat man's voice was also very similar, and she couldn't hear it through the door.
The clerk is about to collapse, and a picture of him breaking down even more appears in his mind. It will take another five minutes? Ten minutes? Come on, you've been in for almost half an hour!
"You idiot, what the hell are you doing! Don't you know that His Majesty is waiting outside? It's not good for you to do such a small thing. Where is Mr. David?
Chandler came in from the outside cursingly. When he saw the clerk standing outside the door with a sad face, he was even more angry. Without waiting for the clerk to explain, he directly slapped his big mouth. The clerk covered his swollen right cheek and wanted to cry without tears. When Chandler was angry, there was nothing. Bi pointed to the door of the toilet aggrievedly and said, "It's been in for half an hour, but I can't come out. I can't help it!"
Chandler was also a little stunned. He pointed to the toilet door and said, "You mean Mr. David has been here just now? More than half an hour?"
The clerk nodded with a entangled face and added, "And the yellow-faced guy named A Wu is also in it."
Chandler said incredulously, "But this is a single toilet!"
The clerk nodded to Chandler with an unlucky face and said meaningfully, "Both of them have gone in. It's been more than half an hour... Your Excellency, you know!"
"I know your mother!" Chandler shook the clerk's big mouth again. The clerk still wanted to open his mouth and shout. Chandler covered his mouth fiercely and said coldly, "You are an idiot!" This is the palace. Do you think everyone dares to mess around here like you? Hurry up! Go and call a few bodyguards over. Remember, don't say anything!"
The clerk was also a little awakened by this slap. He secretly said that he was really blinded by lard just now, and he was thinking about those obscene things. These two people were originally mysterious. Chandler once told him to pay attention to it carefully. How could he So confused!
While guarding outside the door, Chandler continued to shout inside, waving to the clerk to go out and find someone.
Xiaowu in the luxury single room toilet knew that she had been suspected and was still taking the procrastination formula. Although she vaguely felt something was wrong, there was no other way at this time. She could only try to imitate the fat man's voice to answer Chandler.
The clerk was very fast this time. It took him less than two minutes to lead two tiger-backed and bear guards.
Chandler nodded to the two bodyguards, then stood up straight and shouted inside, "Mr. David, Your Majesty is waiting impatiently! There is something wrong with your door. I'm afraid you can't open it later. Now let me open it for you first!"
With a slight sign of eyes, the two bodyguards understood and bumped in with their shoulders fiercely!
Although this door is also solid, it can't withstand the full impact of two big men. It's just that Xiaowu hasn't reacted, and the door has been knocked open!
"It's over!" Looking at the ferocious faces of several people entering, Xiaowu's mind was blank.
You can't sit back and wait to be killed, fight!
Xiaowu reacted and was going to grab the door desperately, but her shoulders suddenly tightened, and a leisurely and calm voice sounded behind her: "This door is broken. It will be broken as soon as it hits. It happens that it can be replaced with a new one."
Xiaowu turned her head in surprise. The fat man smiled at her, and the hand holding her shoulder was slightly hard. His eyes looked at each other, and everything was silent.
Chandler just decided that something must have happened in it, but he broke in and didn't find anything unusual. He couldn't help but look embarrassed. He squeezed out a strong smile on his face and said, "Ha ha, this door is really bad. It seems that it really needs to be repaired... Well, Mr. David, what's wrong with you? What's wrong? Is it all soaked?"
The fat man was outside just now. Because he accidentally stepped on the branch and made a noise, he was almost rushed in by the bodyguards to find it. Fortunately, his brain moved quickly and deliberately made a louder noise. Then he hid in the grass on the other side. When the guards came, he took advantage of the night and the bodyguard's uniforms to run directly behind the guards. In the meantime, the bodyguards would not have thought that there was one more person in their team. When they went out with nothing, the last fat man who walked naturally hid back to the dark place, and then quickly took off their bodyguard uniforms, regardless of the clothes inside before they were dry, they went through the wall and returned to the luxury toilet.
It was also his luck. The moment he entered the luxury toilet through the wall, Chandler led people to break in. Xiaowu's attention has always been outside the door. Chandler broke in and made such a big formation, which naturally attracted all her attention, so that when the fat man came in, she couldn't send it at the first time. Now.
In the face of Chandler's doubtful eyes, the fat man played the wet clothes on his body with a relaxed face and said, "When I came just now, I suddenly thought of a fun magic trick. I was an impatient person. Just now, I couldn't wait to find this remote place with A Wu and wanted to try this magic trick, but unfortunately the time was still It was too hasty, and it was urgent outside. After all, the magic failed. Look, it got me water all over.
The fat man shrugged his shoulders helplessly. Chandler could only smile awkwardly at this time, staring at the clerk who lowered his head with hatred.
Regardless of whether the fat man's words are true or not, how can Chandler offend the super magician who is likely to make himself promoted and make a fortune without conclusive evidence? Naturally, the result can only be that the clerk is tragic again.
There was no time to change his clothes. Unfortunately, when Chandler led the fat man and Xiaowu out in a hurry, he was told that the king had left. Chandler, who was eager to perform in front of the king, was naturally disappointed, but he did not dare to show his face to the fat man. Naturally, all his anger could only be sprinkled on that. To the poor clerk.
If it hadn't been for the fat man who couldn't see it in the end and said a few good words for the clerk, the clerk would have almost drowned under Chandler's saliva.
Poor clerk, looking at the fat man's eyes at the end, he can't tell whether he is respect or afraid. Anyway, he has made up his mind that he must stay far away from this mysterious fat man in the future. If he wants to harm him, let him go to harm his companions!
The king had gone, and Chandler was so depressed that he was not in a good mood. Naturally, the fat man did not want to stay behind. After saying hello to Chandler, he and Xiaowu boarded the carriage accompanied by the bodyguards and bumped all the way back to the inn.
"The sun and the moon are strange!" As soon as she closed the inn room, Xiaowu couldn't help looking at the fat man with her eyes shining.
"It's not in the gift sent today. It's estimated that it won't appear until tomorrow's dinner." The fat man shook his head and could clearly see the deep disappointment in Xiaowu's eyes.
"If you miss today, it's even more impossible to get it tomorrow." Xiaowu bit her thin lips disappointedly: "No! I'll ask someone about Prince Jed's residence. We have to get the strange sun and moon tonight!"
"Wait!" The fat man took Xiaowu's hand. Xiaowu looked back and stared at him. The fat man let go of his hand and touched his nose and said, "I just want to know if you have to get the strange sun and moon?"
Xiaowu frowned beautifully: "What does this mean?"
"If you must get the strange sun and moon, then I will do my best to help you grab it..."
"How can you ask me to help me? Don't you need it yourself? You didn't forget to make a bet with the dean, or..." Xiaowu's eyes suddenly showed a strange brilliance and exclaimed, "Have you thought of another way?"
"It can be said that the plan has changed." The fat man smiled faintly: "Of course, if you still want the strange sun and the moon, I will try my best to help you get it."
Xiaowu stared at the fat man for a while. The fat man was silent, but looked at her lightly. In the end, Xiaowu looked away first, sighed slightly, and said, "Did you see it for a long time? In fact, I didn't come for the sun and the moon?"
"I'm not here for the sun and the moon." The fat man didn't admit or deny it, but smiled faintly and said, "Well, you don't have to tell me who you are, and I don't want to know now. All I know is that Xiaowu is my friend, and that's enough.
"Fat..."
"Well, don't be moved to cry. I'm going to bed now, or do you want to go with me?"
"Go to hell!"
Xiaowu punched the fat man, then opened the door and went out. When he was about to close the door, he pushed the door and leaned into his head: "I don't care what your plan is this time. In short, if there are any benefits, I will share the biggest share!"
With a bang, the door closed heavily, leaving only the fat man standing in the room with a tangled face.
The biggest benefit? Does it include women?
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