Chapter 14 How does Miao Renfeng return to the sun
Where is the restaurant, why/not/go/to/a/hotel? Go/to/the/hotel is still worried, swallowing Viagra and running away. - Zhang Deshuai's quotation
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
When I got home, I couldn't wait to get back into my body. The drifting feeling immediately disappeared, leaving only a trace of emptiness, which felt like just finished masturbating.
In the next zero and one seconds, I began to be furious. Because I saw that the place where the chest should have been attached to the gas charm is now empty. My heart is cold. Although Mr. Cao looks obscene, I didn't expect him to harm me at this time.
At this time, I heard the (harmonious) laughter of old Cao from my room. I am angry from the bottom of my heart, and evil comes from the edge of courage. I stretched out my foot and was about to kick in. I thought it was my house. If the door was broken, I had to pay for it. So I opened the door and saw old Cao wearing his upper body and wearing my beach pants while video chatting with a woman.
The woman in the video smiled and said to Old Cao, "Do you want to have a (harmonious) bed with me?" I recognized this woman at a glance, because she once appeared on my hard disk. For the woman who appeared on my hard disk, my resolution is 1024X768.
Old Cao said with a standard obscene smile, "Actually, I want to get up with you." This sentence caused a burst of laughter from the woman in the video.
Pretious! I scolded Old Cao fiercely in my heart. As a young man of literature and art, I want old Cao to know how powerful I am and let him know what the second gesture of pretending is - literary pretending. I raised my head and looked up at the sky at a 30° angle. With a bright and sad sadness like four women, I said in a hoarse voice that year, there were no four women again because of a heavy snow of 150CM. Brother Chun has always been Brother Chun. Regardless of Li Gang, Li Yang and Li Shuangjiang, Brother Chun is my brother, my brother!
Of course, in the face of the third posture of dress, I can only vomit: Erkang, how can I save a broken you? It's far away.
At this time, I heard that he asked me and old Cao to come out for a meeting in the living room. It turns out that Miao Renfeng is here, and we are going to discuss how to start a new person together.
Although there are many benefits of being a ghost, such as don't have to worry about the loss of 2300 of the Shanghai index, don't worry about whether the house price will rise or fall, don't worry about demolition at home, and you can scare people at night when you have nothing to do, etc., just catch a ghost and ask him if you are willing to be a ghost or a man. I'm sure nine out of ten ghosts will say they will be new.
Miao Renfeng also belongs to the nine ghosts. He began to cry to us that he was with his wife all night, and he wanted to meet his wife and children all day, but he was speechless. Miao Renfeng has been performing ghosts, but unfortunately the heroine is not in the play.
It's just that there is a thorny problem at present, although the underworld has ruled that Miao Renfeng can return to the sun immediately and begin to live a happy life with his wife. But the current situation is that Miao Renfeng's body has already been cremated. If he is still yang, he needs a body, and this body is not Miao Renfeng's.
"Borrow the corpse to return the soul, this is not in line with the regulations." Don't rub your hands and say.
"Is it a big regulation or a big instruction from the leader? If you don't complete the task assigned by the leader, do you still want to be promoted? Although Old Cao is very obscene, this time a sentence plugs careless care in his chest.
Next, we had a long and in-depth discussion on how to get the body, and the result was to go to the funeral home to steal the body. This glorious and difficult task fell on me.
When I left, God mysteriously gave me a bell and whispered in my ear that if you want to contact him in the future, just shake this bell.
After leaving, the more I looked at the bell, the more familiar I became. Isn't this the bell we usually hang under the dog's neck?