Chapter 29 Meng Po Tang 3

I'm a very patriotic person. I went to KFC and McDonald's just to go to the toilet. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Ttanus? After giving birth? I couldn't help looking at the sloppy's belly, and I couldn't imagine a sloppy with a big belly. It's an anecdote that a man can get pregnant. The key is how does he give birth? Besides, if a man can get pregnant, does the world still need a woman?

Thinking of this, I whispered, "Is this a big joke?"

"Isn't it ignorant? There is still a man in Yibin who has been detected by B-ultrasound. Of course, he can get pregnant if he has a uterus. What's so strange?" After saying that, he gently pulled the corners of my clothes.

Cui Hu looked up at the sloppy ghost, and his eyes were finally fixed on the sloppy ghost's stomach. It seems that there is a funny picture of a sloppy guy with a big belly in his mind.

Li Bai saw that I was a little disrespectful for the work in his department, and all the wine and color poured into his face. His face turned red and red, and he obviously said angrily, "Our files will definitely not be wrong, and it's your fault if they are wrong." After saying that, Li Bai pointed to the sloppy ghost with his finger. Fortunately, he didn't say, "Fusa, it's your fault this time."

I just wanted to talk, but I began to pull the corners of my clothes below to stop me. He came forward with a humble smile and said to Li Bai, "Mr. Li, please calm your anger. Why do you have to be angry with a child? He is childish and unscrupulous. You always have a lot of adults to extinguish the fire.

Cui Hu was also busy persuading me and wincuing at me. I also said nothing more and arched my hand to Li Bai.

After a while, Li Bai's face returned to normal. Regardless of seeing Li Bai's anger subsided, he smiled and said, "Mr. Li, what should we do about his affairs?" He pointed to the sloppy ghost.

"What else can we do? Do we have any rules?" Li Bai also began to have an official tone. In the words, there is obviously a tone that needs meaning. After saying that, Li Bai looked at it and ignored it, with an intriguing meaning in his eyes.

Sa nodded knowingly and smiled meaningfully at Li Bai. Laughing very ** (harmonious) and officialdom. Regardless of taking out a paper bag from the briefcase, putting it on the table, gently pushing it to Li Bai and saying with a smile, "These are Zhang Younian's materials. I hope you can always study them carefully?" After saying that, he gently tapped twice on the paper bag with his fingers. That means you know.

Li Bai pulled the drawer open, his hand wanted to pull back, and the paper bag disappeared from the table. All this is natural. Naturally, it's just like I'm shopping at the vegetable market.

After the paper bag disappeared, Li Bai said to Cui Hu, "Little Cui, go and bring the life and death book." The voice is loud and solemn. Cui Hu immediately ran back to get the life and death book.

Ask Li Bai: "Mr. Li, when do you think he can be reincarnated?"

"Take your time. If you are lucky for three or five years, you can't be sure in seven or eight years. It's also possible in ten or twenty years. Why, are you in a hurry to be reincarnated?" Li Bai raised his eyes and looked at the sloppy, just like looking at a commodity at the meat stall. There is no wine in my eyes.

"I've been floating on it for a long time. I'm anxious." He said with the squeezed smile on his face.

Li Bai didn't say anything, neither agreed nor agreed, but gently tapped the table with his fingers. "Dongdong" and "Dongdong" are only two times at a time, which is very rhythmic. The sound is like hitting directly in the bottom of the heart, which is very penetrating.

With a "coo-dong", the throat knot of the sloppy ghost turned over and swallowed his saliva. He summoned up his courage and came forward and said, "I don't want to be reincarnated, I want to return to Yang?"

Li Bai stopped knocking on the table, stared at the sloppy man and looked at him carefully. He opened his mouth and asked the sloppy man with a smile, "Can you smoke?"

The sloppy man shook his head.

"Can you drink?" Li Bai's face was smiling.

The sloppy guy shook his head again.

"Can you gamble?" The smile began to decrease on Li Bai's face.

The sloppy guy shook his head.

"Do you have a wife?" There was only a little smile on Li Bai's face.

The sloppy ghost still shakes his head.

"Have a career?" Li Bai can no longer see a smile on his face.

The sloppy guy still shakes his head.

"Is there a legacy?" The anger began to fall on Li Bai's face.

The sloppy ghost shook his head.

"Then what kind of yang do you have? What kind of yang do you have? Don't say you will live a few more years like this, but it's still boring to live for a hundred years. Li Bai began to get angry. Next, Li Bai said deeply, "Life should not be done, but should be exquisite. The same person, do you like to be Ximenqing or Wu Dalang, do you like to be Yao Jiaxin or Zhang Miao, do you like to be Li Qiming or Zhang Huiquan, do you like to play "boat shock" in a BMW or do you like to run with the wind and the urban management? And at this moment, it is the opportunity you choose. There are not many opportunities to choose in life, and now is the time for you to witness miracles. What's his name? Speaking of this, Li Bai turned his head and asked.

"Zhang Younian." Regardless, he hurriedly added on the side.

I looked at Li Bai on the side and couldn't help thinking: Li Bai, have you read too many time-travel novels? The toilet is like a time-travelling hole. These are all things after your death, and some people have only been famous in the past two years.

The leader is really worthy of being a leader. A mouth is a long talk. The tone is both majestic and persuasive, not only building a high house, but also loosening the corner, not only coffee, red wine and garlic. These words ignited the desire of the sloppy ghost buried in his heart.

The sloppy ghost stood still. Li Bai's words were very enlightening and had a lot of information. He had not smoothed it for a while. Not to mention the sloppy, after listening to Li Bai's words, I feel that my life is very successful and I have been walking on the road to success.

Why is the gap between people so big these days? Successful men keep piling at night and drink Red Bull at the end; unsuccessful men look at their heads at night and keep their hands. And I, not only the latter, still "kling my hands" to my old godmother at night.

After a while, the sloppy ghost looked determined and said firmly, "I won't return the sun. I want to be reincarnated."

I wiped the sweat on my forehead on the side and couldn't help thanking Li Bai and his eighteen generations of ancestors. It was him who completely gave up the idea of returning to the sun. This sloppy ghost fell off the chain at the critical moment and said it well on it. He said that he was going to be reincarnated, and then he changed his mind and returned to Yang. The key is that you are still sunny. What should Zhang Dekai do?

I raised my eyes and looked at him. My eyes were full of firmness. I wanted to tell him to kill the matter when the sloppy guy is still confused. As long as we sign the life and death book, he will have no chance even if he goes back on it. It's better to put the sloppy ghost down now. Press your legs and step on your head to fill a bowl of Meng Po soup. He nodded to me and quietly gestured OK. No wonder, no matter if he can be an official and I'm posting small advertisements, he can always know what others are thinking about and what to do, as if he has eyes that can see through people's hearts.

Cui Hu came out with a brand-new file, which should be the life and death book Li Bai just mentioned. Cui Hu put the life and death book in front of Li Bai and turned it over to a blank paper. Li Bai picked up the pen and was about to start writing. He said on the side, "Mr. Li, do you think we can hurry as soon as possible?"

Hearing this sentence, Li Bai looked at it and said, "Well, we need to study it."

Of course, I understand how Li Bai's research is going to be. Unfortunately, we are not well prepared today. He said awkwardly, "Mr. Li, I'm really sorry. The materials are not well prepared this time. Do you think you can study the current materials first?"

When Li Bai heard this sentence, he put the pen on the table, did not move, and said to Sa seriously, "Xiao Sa, you know, no matter what we do, we have to be based on the system. The system is a rule. How can it come from without rules?

"I know, I know. It's just..." He nodded quickly.

"Let's not discuss it first. Don't worry. I will definitely deal with it impartially." Li Bai bit the word "honor" very hard. After saying that, he picked up the pen and was ready to write it in the book of life and death.

As long as he writes this, everything he did tonight has become useless. If the sloppy can't drink Meng Po soup tonight and can't get pregnant, if he goes back, won't Zhang Dekai split up? It doesn't matter if he is divided. The key is that he owes me money. What should I do with this? What should I do with this? I really hate when I spend less money, and I'm afraid of more shit on long-distance buses.

When I was scratching my ears and cheeks and getting angry, I thought of a guy's famous saying: I'm not afraid that you are not greedy for money, but I'm afraid that you have no hobbies. And Li Bai's hobbies have long told us that it is wine and pretentiousness. There are people in the government who can do things!

I pretended to be very deep and asked Li Bai, "Mr. Li, what do you think of this poem?" Li Bai was stunned. He didn't expect that I could ask such a question at this time. Before he could speak, I began to read: "' Daming Lake, Ming Lake is big, and there are lotus flowers in Daming Lake. There are toads on the lotus, and they pop up and down. This is what was written just now.

Hearing this, Li Bai's hand stopped in the air and was stunned. After a while, he said, "That's right, that's good. Although it is not as imaginative as to turn Mount Tai upside down, it also depicts a beautiful scene of Daming Lake. Daming Lake, Daming Lake, Xia Yuhe on the shore of Daming Lake, do you remember?

"Rain, it's you who is unfathomable. I really can't reach it." I said this sentence without thinking about it. After saying that, he saw Li Bai looking at me with a spring-like smile. Literary people are often very wet.

"Lao Li, if you like it, I would like to bring this poetry collection and some bottles of authentic Wuliangye with you to discuss Daming Lake next time?" I began to set a trap for Li Bai.

"Authentic Wuliangye, didn't I drink Wuliangye just now?" Li Bai asked doubtfully.

"You just drank 'ugly grain liquid'." Answer on the side.

"How can I say that what I drank just now has a smell of Erguotou? It turns out that the feeling is the boiled water mixed with Erguotou." Li Bai said angrily, "Xiao Cui, Xiao Cui, go and find Cao Hai's life and death book. His grandmother is a bear, how dare he send fake wine to me. It pissed me out."

Cui Hu hurried back. He should have gone back to find Cao Hai's unlucky file. Cao Hai, I'm sorry, I'm not successful. I'm really not successful.

Li Bai turned his face, and his angry face was now crowded together, full of smiles. People have many faces. And many times, we don't know which one is our real face and which one is the face we are used to. Li Bai asked me, "Can you really find the collection of poems you just mentioned?"

I must have nodded. I can't find the poetry collection. As long as you can do it now, we can say anything.