Chapter 33 Meng Po Soup 7
Lovelorn and stuck to the egg are actually the same, both of which are uncontrollable pain from the inside out. - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations
Saturday, July 30, 2011
After groping on the ground for a long time, he finally felt a round thing, and he put it on his neck. When he opened his eyes and looked around, he exclaimed, "Ah, why did my feet grow backwards?! Why did my ass grow to the front?! Did you meet a ghost today? You are all ghosts now. What you see is not a ghost.
I came forward with kindness, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, your head is back." Only then did he suddenly realize that he made a sound in his mouth and rotated his head 180 degrees around his neck before facing me. He stretched out his hand, took my hand and said, "Hello, my name is Xie Bulai. Of course, you can also call me a better name, Xie Eleven Dao.
"Xie Eleven Dao, are you Xie Eleven Dao?" I can't believe my eyes. It turns out that the person standing in front of me now is also a famous Chinese guy. In the underworld, I can always meet all kinds of celebrities, but I don't know when I can meet Brother Chun.
Xie Bulai did not answer, but nodded to me, which was an answer. In fact, there was no need to answer this question. From his broken head, almost broken left wrist, and intestines dragged on the ground, who can be so miserable?
Xie Bu came to find a seat, sat down naturally and said to me, "Thank you. If it weren't for you just now, I would have gone back to the carriage over there.
I didn't politely say you're welcome, because my head is full of problems now. Xie Bulai is sitting in front of him. The well-known guy who has been making a lot of noise during this period is not much different from that of Wen Xiaoqiang over there. How did he commit suicide? Did he complete his sacred and legendary suicide ritual as I imagined? Many problems in his head are crowded. You argue I wanted to be the first to jump out. Finally, I calmed down and sat in the seat next to Xie Bulai.
Xie Bu came to see me sit down and asked me if I had brought a cigarette. I just wanted to shake my head. Later, I thought that Wen Xiaoqiang didn't smoke in the VIP waiting room. He must have brought it. Thinking of this, I stood up and shouted to Wen Xiaoqiang, "Brother Qiang, Brother Qiang, throw two cigarettes." Although I'm afraid of Wen Xiaoqiang on it, I really don't like him here.
Wen Xiaoqiang was stunned for a moment. Maybe he didn't expect anyone to dare to call him that. However, he still took out a cigarette box from his pocket and threw two from it. I threw one to Xie Bulai. Xie Bulai lit it and took a greedy breath. Seeing that there was no fire, he came over and lit it for me. He asked me, "Who is that Brother Qiang? Do you also look like an official? He quietly pointed to the direction of Wen Xiaoqiang.
"Oh, he, he is Wen Xiaoqiang." I answered.
As soon as Xie Bulai heard the three words Wen Xiaoqiang, he stood up and was polite to Wen Xiaoqiang. It's nothing more than your admiration for me, and I've been looking forward to these polite words to you for a long time. However, he is polite to Wen Xiaoqiang, and Wen Xiaoqiang is really polite to him. Because Wen Xiaoqiang didn't know him at all, because when Xie Bulai became famous, Wen Xiaoqiang was still in it, and many newspapers in it could not be read.
When they finished being polite and Xie Bulai sat down, I calmed down and asked Xie Bulai, "How did you complete the tentative suicide? Tell me what you thought at that time and why you had such a great determination to commit suicide? Did you take a knife in your right hand and cut a few knives in your left hand? Your left hand felt that you were at a loss, so you took the knife from your right hand, and then cut a few knives in your right hand. Even so, your left hand was not enough, so you cut a few knives on your neck with a knife. After cutting your neck, then stabbed your stomach three times, and finally to your chest. He stabbed a fatal knife to complete the tentative nature of suicide. I asked Xie Bulai, because this tentative suicide was confused for a long time. When I saw this tentative suicide, I was deeply shocked by the breadth and depth of Chinese. Anyway, there are so many Chinese characters, from tentative to temporary, which is enough for us. Unlike English, you can still make 27 of those 26 letters.
"Overall, it's similar, but the order is slightly different." Xie Bulai took a deep breath of smoke. Smoke spewed out from the middle of his neck, forming a smoke ring, which was very beautiful.
"What's the difference?" Is it really like what I imagined? I was a little excited.
"Actually, my first knife was to stab my chest." After saying that, Xie Bu also pointed to his chest, afraid that I didn't want to take my hand into the ugly knife in his chest, as if I were Doma. When I finished exploring, he continued, "Later, I felt that this suicide method was not tentative enough, so I came once as you just said. There is no last knife you said, because the last knife is my first knife. After saying that, he smiled at me.
This is too tentative. Don't talk about me. Even if the detective agency scratched his head, he couldn't figure out that he could commit suicide like this. No wonder many people feel that Xie Bulai is wronged. After what he said, I think I'm the wrongdoer. Such a strange suicide, even Conan can't point to the dark guy and say, "The murderer is you."
Then, everyone fell silent. Xie Bulai is recalling his past life. Merit and money, these things that we have been pursuing since we were born, are like passing by in front of life, and the only thing that can follow us is the memory that remains in our hearts.
The whole carriage is very quiet. Only the sloppy man couldn't sit still and saw him walking around in the carriage and constantly finding something new to him. It's really enviable to look at him happily, and this may be the reason why we think the happiest stay in childhood forever.
The train finally made a long call, and it seemed that it was about to arrive at the station. I looked out of the window and saw a dark area in the distance, with a large group of people waiting there. They are waiting for the most important people in their lives, adhering to the vows they made in their lives, and telling people what is the love of life and death.
The train finally gasped a few times, climbed on the track of the station, and no longer moved. As soon as the door opened, the crowd squeezed out. The train is like a ** word, spewing out tens of millions of ** words at will.
I looked up and saw the bright red words "Welcome to Naihe Bridge" on the platform, and then looked at the pair of dark people hugging each other and rubbing their noses. They are talking about their hearts after separation and their thoughts after separation. Maybe this is saying: Do you know that I'm waiting for you on the bridge? Why are you so heartbroken? You have no conscience? Maybe that said that I miss you day and night, and my hands cramped when I think about you, and I miss you on the paper every night. If the separation is for a better reunion, but the current reunion is an infinite separation, should we laugh or be sad?
At this time, I saw a man walking forward quickly on the edge of the crowd. He was greeted by a woman and a man. The man opened his arms and greeted him. He was not holding her, but him. They hugged each other, and the woman next to them shook her head and sighed. It was really "Kiki Fuji, but I heard the woman sigh." This is the saddest love triangle: the female number one grabbed the male number one's hand and said, "Why? Why is it that the person you love is not me but him? The male number shook his head and sighed: "Because he is my Parisian, and you are my beauty, so that I can throw it away after drinking it." In this era of gay love, every man mistakenly thought that he liked a woman before he met the man who moved him. Some praised that "Don't be a straight man, because he didn't play Yamaguchi Mountain", and some praised that "Where is life? Don't be basic. Don't drink Mengniu if you have nothing to do." In this basic society, the new standard of a good man has become "literary ability to control Lori, martial arts ** to determine a wife. Jin can bully her body and suppress Zheng Tai, and she can lift her buttocks to welcome the public.
The crowd gradually dispersed, leaving only some unrelenting people still bowing their heads. Finally, they shook their heads helplessly and retreated back silently. Looking at their figures, I couldn't help thinking: If one day, I would wait here for my partner like them, and have a bowl of Meng Po soup together. It's just that my other half, where are you hiding now? Don't play hide-and-seek with me. You've been hiding for 26 years. Are you embarrassed?
When the crowd was almost dispersed, we stood up and walked slowly. The crowd that had just dispersed at the station saw another person coming down from the car. "Hula" suddenly gathered around again, and saw many old men and royal sisters looking at us up and down with expectant eyes, but in a blink of an eye, they became disappointed. The crowd came up quickly and subsided quickly, throwing the five of us on the platform alone. I stood on the platform and let the cold wind pass through my black hair. Only the seven bright red words "Welcome to Naihe Bridge" told us: Welcome to Naihe Bridge!
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