Chapter 74 Training Session

If life is just like the first time, why don't we have sex together? - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations

Sunny on Friday, August 5, 2011

As soon as I came out of the conference room, my male colleagues gathered around and asked me, "What did Manager Xiao want to ask you just now?"

"She has low back pain." I answered without thinking.

"How did she come to you with low back pain? Isn't it...hey!" Speaking of the key place, Zeng Kefan stopped and then gave a ** (harmonious) laugh.

Other male colleagues also stared at me and smiled ** (harmoniously).

"You son of a good boy, you will take down Manager Xiao without water leakage. Let's really envy it." A male colleague said with a smile.

"What are you kidding? Manager Xiao came to me because of my generation of traditional Chinese medicine." I replied with my mouth open.

Since I joined the company, I have found that my level of lying is getting higher and higher. It's better than the host of CCTV News. They still have to make drafts when they lie to the people of the whole country. Now I'm coming with my mouth open.

"Oh!" This answer surprised them.

"My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather, I can't remember how many generations of grandfather, is the royal doctor of Yongle Emperor." My mouth is full of train lanes.

I don't know if my ancestors have ever had a royal doctor, but there must have been a Taoist priest, more farmers.

Anyway, there is no such complete record in ancient times. Although it is said to be a royal doctor, who can find out? If you don't believe it, go to see the health book published now. That is not a family of traditional Chinese medicine, but ancestor is an imperial doctor. I just said a royal doctor, even if it's cheap.

Although they still looked suspicious, they didn't continue to ask questions.

At this time, Sister Zhao came to inform me that there will be a newcomer training later and let me prepare.

Colleagues dispersed as soon as they saw Sister Zhao coming.

I pretended to be busy in my seat and pretended to be preparing. In fact, what should I prepare for the training of newcomers? I'm going to receive training, not to train others. At that time, listening and remembering more is the king's way.

However, when I returned to the conference room, I was still surprised.

Because, I saw that the newcomers who trained us, except for Sister Zhao and Miao Ruyun, sat in the middle.

I don't understand what this newcomer training needs to be trained.

However, these are not all that surprise me. Instead, there is another person in the conference room, who is the cleaning lady in the company.

She looked at me with a smile in her eyes. As she passed me, she whispered in a voice that only the two of us could hear, "Is it clean?"

Nima, don't always think about that place. If you think so, nothing will happen to you.

At the beginning of the training, Sister Zhao spoke first. In her speech, she thanked Uncle Yuanshi for taking time out of his busy schedule to give a training course for the new employees of our company. In the words, the meaning of extreme compliments are full of praise and praise, just like CCTV News.

This is also the first time I've heard that Uncle Yuanshi has so many titles, such as CPPCC, religious associations, Taoist associations, senior researchers, and university special professors... If these titles are printed on business cards, how big the business cards should be.

Is this really the silent uncle who thought of no way to pay when he ate watermelon yesterday? Is this really the silent uncle who was closely watched by the waiters when we ate western food in the western restaurant last night?

People are so strange. Identity changes, status changes, and people begin to change.

Yesterday's silent uncle made me look so obscene, but now the dead uncle looks elegant. If you wear pair of nose glasses again, it's really like those experts on TV.

When Sister Zhao was almost touted, she announced: "Next, please ask committee member Yuan Jiyuan to give us training."

I couldn't help hearing Sister Zhao's introduction. "Puffing" sounded.

This smile attracted them all to look over.

Especially Sister Zhao's eyes are very strict, like a dagger.

"Xiao Zhang, what's so funny?" Although Sister Zhao pretended to smile to show her amiable side. But there is no laughing element in the words.

"I, I remembered a sentence that a teacher said to me, which made me laugh." I replied.

How dare I say it's because Sister Zhao's explanation is wrong. This guy was playing rogue in front of the watermelon stall with us yesterday.

"Oh, what are you talking about?" Uncle Yuanji looked at me with a smile, and his eyes were full of encouragement.

"He told me, 'If there are more chicken legs, there will be more roads'." I lowered my head and said.

Really, this answer made the whole conference room laugh, including Sister Zhao.

Some even joked below: "Is that KFC's family bucket the most?"

But Uncle Yuanshi did not laugh, but was meditating.

The people under him didn't laugh when they saw Uncle Yuanshi, and they quickly stopped. Only a new female colleague, Xiaoyao, couldn't help smiling.

But after Sister Zhao glanced at her, Xiaoyao also stopped laughing.

After the conference room calmed down, Uncle Yuanshi said slowly, "The road is invisible, the road is invisible."

Sister Zhao couldn't help but be stunned when she heard Uncle Yuan Ji's words. She asked, "Commission member Yuan, what's wrong?"

"Do you think this is funny?" Uncle Yuanshi did not answer, but asked.

Uncle Yuanji's question made everyone confused. Both of them were stunned and didn't know how to answer.

"Actually, the more complicated things are, the more complicated things are. That's why I said 'big sound, elephant is invisible', so there is a saying of 'xumina mustard seeds, mustard seeds'. Big or small, good and evil, good and bad are all set by ourselves first. There is no standard to measure in the world. Uncle Yuanji said leisurely.

"The master really deserves to be a master. He speaks so philosophically." Sister Zhao said flatteringly.

"What master, bullshit." Uncle Yuanji said angrily.

Uncle Yuanji's words made Sister Zhao very embarrassed. She didn't know where she had offended Uncle Yuanji, so she had to stay here and open her mouth, but she couldn't speak.

Seeing that Sister Zhao looked embarrassed, Yuan Ji quickly explained, "I'm sorry, I didn't say it to you just now. I have some of my own insights.

Speaking of this, Uncle Yuanji looked at the people in the conference room. Everyone is silent. I don't know why my words have changed so much.

When Uncle Yuanji saw that no one was talking below, he waved his hand and said, "I was thinking about something to talk about today. When I heard what the handsome man just said, 'There are many chicken legs, there are more Tao', I knew that there was a way. What other qualifications do I have to do for you? Speaking of this, Uncle Yuanji's eyes shined light and looked at me.

Hearing that Uncle Yuanji called me handsome directly in the conference room, Sister Zhao looked at Uncle Yuanji incredulously and then at me. She didn't understand the relationship between us.

"Since we are here, why don't we relax and say something casually? Forget the training. I really don't have the face to do any training for you now. Uncle Yuanji saw that the atmosphere in the conference room began to become depressing, so he wanted to mobilize the atmosphere. He continued, "Why don't we start talking about something that we can't figure out?"

The first thing I said was Miao Ruyun.

She asked respectfully, "Uncle Yuanji, what did you just say?

This is the first time I have seen Miao Ruyun have such a respectful attitude.

Uncle Yuanji looked at Miao Ruyun and nodded, which meant encouragement.

"The words 'Xumina mustard seeds' are easy to understand. Think about it, the Sumi Mountain is so big and the mustard seeds are so small that they can definitely be hidden; and the disciples of 'musin mustard seeds' are really a little puzzled?" Miao Ruyun asked.

"Didn't I just say that? Big and small are just the standards we set ourselves. Without this standard, what is big and what is small? Speaking of this, Uncle Yuanji looked at Miao Ruyun, "Xumi and mustard are originally the form of Tao external expression, and both are internal Tao. There is no difference between them. If there is a difference, we forced it to add it.

Hearing what Uncle Yuanshi said, Miao Ruyun fell into meditation. She muttered, "Is there no standard?"

Uncle Yuanshi said without hesitation: "The reason why Xumi is big is because you think it is big; the reason why mustard is small is because you think it is small. In fact, you added these big and small. If you remove this size, which one is bigger and which one is smaller?

After saying that, Uncle Yuanji looked at Miao Ruyun with a smile.

Miao Ruyun's eyes lit up and hurriedly got up to thank Uncle Yuanji: "Thank you, uncle. I understand something!"

Seeing that Uncle Yuanshi was not ready to continue training, he answered Miao Ruyun's questions. A pale male colleague stood up and asked, "Uncle Yuanji, I always feel pale recently. What's going on?"

Uncle Yuanji looked at this male colleague and said slowly, "Play less games in the future?"

At this time, there was another burst of laughter in the conference room. The atmosphere finally became lively.

"Uncle Lonely, how do you know? Didn't he tell you? Can you pinch your mind?" A bold man even joked and put on a pensive expression.

"Actually, this is very simple. His face turned white and his eyes turned red. This is all because our human body is actually a complete one, and this body is the five elements. Uncle Yuanshi replied.

"Five elements? I know, it's gold, wood, water, fire and earth. Xiaoyao rushed to say.

"These five elements, said in the human body, are wood, which is enlightening. This little comrade's eyes are red, which is caused by his liver. And his face is white, which is golden, because of golden white. Jin Kemu, so the liver is prone to problems. Kim is the main killer, so his murderous spirit is heavier. And now, the person with the most murderous spirit can only appear in the game. Uncle Yuanji said with a smile.

"Oh, that's it." The pale-faced male colleague suddenly said.

"Actually, from the perspective of health care, 11 p.m. to 1 p.m. is the time for liver detoxification, and at this time, you are playing games, so the liver is easily damaged." Uncle Yuanshi said.

When she heard about health care, Sister Zhao was also excited and began to ask questions.

What I didn't expect was that the training would become a symposium because of my words...