Chapter 89 Hachiko 10

I once said that there is no inevitable relationship between sexual (harmonious) organs and quality of life. This time I want to say that there is a certain connection between sexual (harmonious) organs and picking up girls - giving a long chicken to control Yi (sound). - Zhang Deshuai's quotation

Saturday, August 06, 2011

Uncle Cao's eyes obviously stopped in front of Miao Ruyun's chest for a long time. I saw his throat knot roll down, and I could even hear the loud sound of saliva when it slipped through his throat.

It seems that some combinations of numbers and letters are obstacles that men can't cross in their lifetime. Whether he is poor or rich, whether he is young or old, he can't overcome this obstacle.

Wait for Uncle Cao to come to his senses and see me staring at him with a smile. He smiled quickly and awkwardly to cover up his gaffe just now. Uncle Cao asked me, "Are those two women your apprentices?"

I just wanted to admit it, but I said, "They are not my secretary." I pointed to Old Cao and said, "That's my apprentice."

When Mr. Cao heard me say that, he stared at me fiercely with his eyes sideways. Although he was angry, he didn't say anything.

"Okay, okay!" Uncle Cao nodded and said with a smile.

I don't know why he said it was good. Besides, I'm not a leader, so there won't be any documents telling me that I can't be a female secretary.

Uncle Cao looked at Miao Ruyun and whispered me, "Do you teach 'spiritual practice'? It is said that it is very popular now?"

"What's wrong with the fire?" I stared at Uncle Cao in turn and asked.

"That tuition fee is very high, and the tuition fee for only one period is 200,000 yuan. If you are interested, I can provide a place. Shall we divide it into five or five? Uncle Cao looked at me and said with a smile.

"What? 200,000?" Hearing this number, I couldn't help shouting. Not to mention 200,000 yuan, even if it is 20,000 yuan in a period, I will not hesitate to agree. I'm not greedy. If I can recruit people, I will immediately drive away the old man Zhang Dekai and Cao, but Miao Ruyun will stay.

When Old Cao heard me shouting, he hurried over and shouted, "What's wrong again? Boss Cao, we agreed to cut 500,000 yuan from the waist like this. If you think the price just now is high. Can we still discuss it slowly?"

I glanced at old Cao and never told him about "spiritual practice". When I go back, I will kick them out and do it myself. At this time, my mind was full of colorful money, and I completely forgot that I didn't even know what "spiritual practice" was.

Hearing Mr. Cao's shout, Uncle Cao couldn't help frowning. I guess he felt that my apprentice, Mr. Cao, casually shouted rudely. However, he still explained, "It's not about this, the price has just been negotiated. If you think it's less, shall we add more?"

"There are a lot of them." As soon as Cao heard this, he immediately said with a smile.

I'm so angry that I'm itchy on the side. I know that 500,000 yuan is already a lot. You don't need to remind me on the side. I pulled old Cao away and said to Uncle Cao, "If you talk 500,000 yuan, it will be 500,000 yuan. Shall we use cash or Alipay?

Uncle Cao couldn't help but be stunned when he heard me say Alipay. I guess he has never heard of Alipay in his life, let alone use it. Finally, he said with an unhappy face, "Let's not discuss these now. Let's finish the work at hand first. Regarding the 'spiritual practice', why don't you think about it when you go back?

Hearing the word "spiritual practice", Cao's face couldn't help but change. Old Cao looked at me deeply, but he didn't mean anything. He must have something to say, but he feels that it's not appropriate to say it now. It seems that I will wait for this matter to be over and ask him what the "spiritual practice" is all about.

I asked Uncle Cao, "How many times did you ask to exorcise evil spirits?"

"Don't ask any more questions. You have pulled out more than a dozen chapters in one chapter. I haven't touched the door yet. Don't you feel the water?" While waiting for Uncle Cao to answer, old Cao shouted on the side, "Who can stand those who save the deligent women?"

When I think about it, what old Cao said is quite reasonable. Let's not always wander around the door. They have already "open the door for you today", and you are still wandering alone on the side of the "small garden incense path". Not to mention Pan Jinlian, even if you change to Tu Shiyou, she can't stand it.

I pushed it gently.

With a squeak, I pushed the empty door open. The painful sound of the door could not spread under the pressure of the poisonous sun. Instead, it shrank into a ball and sounded in my ear, which surprised me and couldn't help taking a step back.

I didn't expect the door to be pushed open so easily by me. However, seeing that there was no further reaction, I felt that I had just become embanoined again.

I straightened my collar and stepped in. Others also came in with the entry.

The courtyard door is like a monster opening its mouth, swallowing us in one bite.

The shadow wall facing the courtyard door has already collapsed, leaving only a waist-high broken wall to announce to us that he had been a complete wall.

The yard is not big. Although it has been uninhabited for a long time, the strange thing is that there is no scene of overgrown weeds. In the bare yard, even the dust was climbed to the ground listlessly by the scorching sun.

There is only one tree.

A willow tree adds a little green to the yard.

Mr. Cao took a closer look, took a breath of cold air, and exclaimed, "'Five ghosts hold incense'?!"

Old Cao's exclamation couldn't help but stop us. I couldn't help asking sideways, "What is 'five ghosts hug incense'?"

Old Cao settled down and explained.

It turns out that trees are also divided into yin and yang. Among them, there are five ghost trees, which are willow trees, locust trees, mulberry trees, large leaf poplars and bitterness trees, and among them, willow trees are the "head of the five ghosts". Therefore, these five trees have rarely been planted in Yangzhai.

There is a proverb: don't plant mulberry before and don't plant willows. Because they look up and see the mourning ("mulberry" and " mourning" homophonic tone), and then they do not leave ("liu" and "reave" homophones). It is understandable that the willow tree is planted in the courtyard, but this willow tree is planted in the southwest direction.

To the southwest, the Kun Palace, corresponding to the dead gate in the eight gates, is the door of great murder. However, in this fierce door, the willow tree of "the head of the five ghosts" was planted. There were continuous disasters in the family, and in the end, they had to cut off their children and grandchildren. ( Regarding the "five ghosts holding incense", these things are all nonsense by the Taoist priest himself. Don't think about using this method to harm people. If you have to use this method, congratulations on winning a "Tree Guard" medal.)

Old Cao sighed and said, "What a great hatred is to use this method of cutting off children and grandchildren?"

When old Cao said this, I immediately felt a chill rushing straight to my forehead from the tail vertebra at 300 meters per second. After three rounds around the forehead, this chill immediately spread to all over the body. In this scorching sun, it brings me air-conditioned coolness.