Chapter 92 Loyal Dog 13
Encourage yourself before you want to become a third party and don't add a burden to yourself: If there is a goalkeeper on the football field, you won't score? - Zhang Deshuai's Quotations
Saturday, August 06, 2011
It came from Jiang Yingyu's lips until our lips were separated. My brain has been in a state of inactivity. Muddle-headed, dreamy, and extremely real.
When the water line connecting me and Jiang Yingyu's lips was torn off, I saw the light in Jiang Yingyu's eyes becoming more and more concentrated... When she saw us looking at each other, my arms just wrapped her around her. More importantly, there was still the smell of each other's lips, and the fool would understand what we had just done.
Then, Jiang Yingyu's face turned pale, and she tried her best to break away from my arms.
Then, I felt hot on my face. Jiang Yingyu screamed and shouted, "Rague!"
This sudden soprano made my eardrums buzz. I touched my hot face with one hand, stood still in astonishment, and looked at Jiang Yingyu in a daze. I don't understand why things have such a dramatic development.
Actually, in a sense, I am the victim. But in many ways, men are naturally at a disadvantage. For example, at this time.
And Jiang Yingyu's scream pulled the guys around him out of his imagination.
It seems that what Xiaoji said is not completely accurate. I saved these guys from the illusion in another way. The way is not to slap him, but to slap me.
However, Jiang Yingyu's tongue is very flexible. It seems that he is a talent that can be created.
However, I don't care about Jiang Yingyu's flexible tongue now. Now Jiang Yingyu and I are standing in a somewhat ambiguous position. Jiang Yingyu is standing in front of me angrily, and I am covering half of my red face with one hand. Such a scene is easy to remind people of me taking advantage of Jiang Yingyu.
Sure enough, Xiaoxue, who is the closest to Jiang Yingyu, was the first to be in trouble. She pointed to Jiang Yingyu and me one after another and asked, "What are you?" Although it is a question, it contains an unexplained tone.
Jiang Yingyu blushed and didn't know how to answer. Finally, she pointed to me: "Are you asking him?"
Jiang Yingyu's words attracted Xiaoxue and others to stare at me meaningfully. Especially Uncle Cao, there is more understanding and praise in his eyes. Men are the easiest to understand.
Xiao Xue's question is really difficult for me to answer. I can't answer that I poured some yang on Jiang Yingyu from mouth to mouth. Do you think you will believe such nonsense based on the IQ of the guys in the diary? If I say it directly, what do I ask Xiaoxue to think? Don't forget that I just confessed to her this morning, and now I will exchange the bacteria in our mouth with Jiang Yingyu. Doesn't this add an obstacle to my pursuit of Xiaoxue's love again?
I rubbed my face red by Xiaoxue and replied calmly, "This is actually a misunderstanding. You said yes, didn't you?" Speaking of this, I look at Jiang Yingyu. At the same time, I pray that you must nod your head. If you do, I will give you a 90% discount on my rent.
Jiang Yingyu really had a good understanding with me. Under my prayers, she nodded and whispered, "The handsome man just wanted to save me. I misunderstood..."
"Are you all right now?" I quickly interrupted Jiang Yingyu's words and turned the topic elsewhere. Some things still can't be said in detail. If you want to know, go to see the shocking quotes of officials. That's all I can say.
Although everyone was still suspicious of my singing and Jiang Yingyu, the two parties had become Youku and land-like, and they were embarrassed to investigate again, but casually said "Yes". Only Miao Ruyun looked at me with a smile. I guess this little girl knows something.
However, the unknown guy in front of him doesn't seem to have much malice. Otherwise, why didn't it attack Uncle Cao and others just now? However, it may also be afraid that Xiaoji is not sure. This is, the current predicament is that Xiaoji can't be invited, otherwise, I will easily take the 500,000 alone. It seems that he should carry out the "eight honors and eight shames" when he goes back. First of all, we should be proud of obeying orders and be ashamed of bargaining.
I turned my head and asked old Cao, "What happened just now?" Using this method to show my busy appearance, I dare not talk to Jiang Yingyu now.
"It's careless in Jingzhou! The old horse has lost its hoof!" Old Cao used several idioms in a row. Then, Old Cao explained.
It turned out that what was just now was just an illusion. Illusion is actually a control of brain waves, which makes people produce all kinds of hallucinations. And what was just now was also a kind of illusion, but he aroused the desire in people's hearts. When people's hearts and desires are together, people's hearts are blinded, so it is easy to be controlled. However, this spell is generally not very dangerous. As long as you wake up, nothing will happen.
I immediately understood the old man Cao's explanation. Just now, Xiaoji told me what to do with those mysterious things. If you are moved, you will be confused, your sister. Are you happy to tell a guy who can't even afford to buy vegetables that the oil price has broken 8? It's strange that he doesn't smile and say "building a harmonious society".
"What should I do now?" I asked old Cao anxiously.
Old Cao lowered his head and thought for a moment, looked up and replied firmly, "Actually, this is nothing. Don't you dare to do anything to us? We just need to be careful. Besides, can't we always talk about learning from Lei Feng?
Looking at the greedy light flashing in Cao's eyes, I spat in my heart: Just you, and you still learn from Lei Feng. I think you are doing it for the 500,000 yuan, right? However, 500,000 yuan is enough to buy a small apartment in Beiqiu City.
When I thought of the colorful 500,000 yuan, my heart became as strong as RMB. What are you afraid of? I have Xiaoji to protect myself, just like turning on a cheater in the game, rushing forward.
As soon as I stepped forward, I was anxiously drunk by Uncle Cao: "Master Zhang, why do I feel that my eyes are sore and swollen, or are there are not some black spots floating in the air? Maybe I am still in the magic way. Do you think you want to use the method of praying to resolve me?"
I despised in my heart: You are a devil, kidney deficiency, a common problem of the rich. However, I still took a look at the old man Cao and pretended to say, "Let my assistant pray for you to resolve it?"
Old Cao immediately looked at me as soon as he heard it. The meaning in the eyes is obvious: Do you want to pay more for this?
I shook my head and said that it was 500,000 yuan, and we are also people with professional ethics. In those years, when we were still literary and art practitioners on the street, it was a well-known professional ethics. People gave us the nickname "Undead Xiaoqiang" - fast, fast and diligent.
When Mr. Cao saw that I had made a statement, I was embarrassed to withdraw the money again. He came to Uncle Cao, took out a piece of yellow paper from his arms, shook it in front of Uncle Cao, and said: "Antarctic fire bell, golden fire heaven. Leave the Xun Palace quickly and come to leave the door. ......”
When old Cao just read "Come and leave the door", he suddenly patted his head and suddenly realized, "His grandma, I forgot that I brought a fire engine today!" Do you still say a fart?"
When Uncle Cao heard what old Cao said, his eyes turned green. I guess it was the first time he heard a Taoist priest like Old Cao to make full use of modern Taoist priests.
Wait for old Cao to take out the fire machine from his pocket and tell Uncle Cao, "Close your eyes later. This guy has smoke."
Uncle Cao is a little out of the stage now. Where has he met such a Taoist priest? He had to hum randomly and obediently close the research.
Actually, I guess old Cao must also know that Uncle Cao is a magic way at this time. Kidney deficiency, coupled with the hot weather, is slightly heatstroke. After the disturbance just now, he began to be suspicious and always felt that he was a demon.
And now the old man Cao is probably laughing at Uncle Cao. Otherwise, how could he recite half of the spell?
Old Cao lit the yellow paper with a fire machine and read while turning around Uncle Cao, "Open the heavenly court and make people live for life. Three souls and seven souls, come back to their senses. Destroy ghosts but demons, come to thousands of spirits. Rise too much and merge with Japan. Three souls are on the left, and seven souls are on the right. Listen to God's orders and be ominous. Go quickly and have a good life. It's as urgent as the law."
When the yellow paper was burned, Old Cao suddenly shouted to Uncle Cao: "Ji!"
Seeing Uncle Cao's body tremble, he slowly opened his eyes, ran excitedly to grab my hand, and said with a red face, "Thank you, thank you so much. I feel much better now."
"How can it be worth raising your hand?" I made a big gesture with a smile. Anyway, it's not my contribution. If you want to be more generous, you should be more generous.
When I came to the door of the room, I found that the door had long disappeared, and only a rusty door lock was still hanging on it.
I took a deep breath and slowly put my hand on it. Gently push...
(I fell asleep last night and suddenly felt a stomachache. Although it is not like Sun Monkey getting into the belly of the iron fan princess and turning upside down, it is also like his pocket being scratched by a small hand, warning himself that he is no longer young. After that, he couldn't stand it and woke up Lao Fang. Lao Fang panicked out of bed and poured a cup of warm water. Lao Fang and I had no stomach pain, and only found a number of expired stomach-strengthening and digestion tablets. Lao Fang was eager to go to the pharmacy, but I stopped him. Lao Fang half jokingly said: Mu Hong, don't go wrong. If something goes wrong with you, what should I do then? Hearing Lao Fang's words, I couldn't help bursting into tears. First the beads, followed by a series. I don't know why. It feels good to drink water and rest.)